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2012-09-11 08:06:01 AM  
But did they ever find the contact lens?
 
2012-09-11 08:26:14 AM  

Politicandy: But did they ever find the contact lens?


The more important question is; "Where do I sign up for those yoga classes?"
 
2012-09-11 08:28:45 AM  
That's not an attack ad, that's foreplay. Sweet jesus.
 
2012-09-11 08:41:08 AM  
Nice to see RugbyJock getting work.
 
2012-09-11 08:51:03 AM  

Vodka Zombie: Nice to see RugbyJock getting work.


I don't think that's his work. There's no NSFW content.
 
2012-09-11 09:06:31 AM  

Cythraul: Vodka Zombie: Nice to see RugbyJock getting work.

I don't think that's his work. There's no NSFW content.


It's his "blue period."
 
2012-09-11 09:15:31 AM  

Vodka Zombie: Cythraul: Vodka Zombie: Nice to see RugbyJock getting work.

I don't think that's his work. There's no NSFW content.

It's his "blue period."


Hah ha! That's awesome.
 
2012-09-11 09:18:54 AM  
FTA:
"If Ricchiazzi is indeed responsible for the virulently anti-gay ad, this would make the already bizarre story even more interesting. Why? You already know why. Wait for it, wait for it...

In conceding his failed mayoral run in a letter three days ago, the seemingly homophobic Ricchiazzi stated that he was "bisexual." "


Wait....what?

"So, if he is behind the attack, it seems Ricchiazzi is simply... a provocateur? An opportunist? Completely insane? We're not really sure."

Um....I'll go with the last one.
 
2012-09-11 09:58:12 AM  
a provocateur? An opportunist? Completely insane?

Going with C there.

Wow, just wow.

So he's an "openly bisexual" and "socially liberal" Republican who sends out seemingly anti-gay mailers that have a huge homo-erotic content in them.

What this is, I don't even.
 
2012-09-11 10:00:39 AM  
M'kay...I can't pull TFA up here in the office thanks to all that hot, hot, hot gay pr0n on it.
 
2012-09-11 10:01:28 AM  
All of us together could not loathe this man as much as he seemingly loathes himself. Just living is probably punishment enough for this guy.
 
2012-09-11 10:04:34 AM  
I think they accidentally...
 
2012-09-11 10:11:10 AM  
Flip flopper all the way around.
 
2012-09-11 10:15:39 AM  
I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.
 
2012-09-11 10:25:22 AM  

Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.


Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.
 
2012-09-11 10:25:32 AM  

Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.


Yeah, if their point is "gay sex is repugnant" they probably could have found some people who were slightly more aesthetically repugnant to demonstrate this assertion.

Next up: anti-gay video ad featuring Neve Campbell and Denise Richards kissing in "Wild Things" to demonstrate the horror that is lesbianism.
 
2012-09-11 10:27:04 AM  
Cognitive dissonance will demand it's due eventually.
 
2012-09-11 10:54:07 AM  
So old it's oblig:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-11 11:10:16 AM  

xsive: I think they accidentally...


....the whole thing?
 
2012-09-11 11:12:01 AM  

Cythraul: Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.

Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.


Don't get me wrong, I'm not into twinks. I just think it's hilarious when homophobes think of anything gay, they pick people and activities that appeal to them first, subconsciously satisfying themselves by using what they find arousing.
 
2012-09-11 11:26:56 AM  
But in fact, Ricchiazzi may not be homophobic at all. He described himself in the recent letter as "openly bisexual" and has previously expressed support for LGBT issues, calling himself "fiscally conservative, socially liberal." So, if he is behind the attack, it seems Ricchiazzi is simply... a provocateur? An opportunist? Completely insane? We're not really sure.

He's from Buffalo. I think the answer is obvious, quatchi. He hired Carl Paladino's campaign advisors.
 
2012-09-11 11:26:57 AM  

Godscrack: Cythraul: Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.

Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not into twinks. I just think it's hilarious when homophobes think of anything gay, they pick people and activities that appeal to them first, subconsciously satisfying themselves by using what they find arousing.


It is a little strange that they choose to represent homosexuals with a couple of skinny, boyish looking twinks. Maybe it's trying to play on a underlying fear that gays will "target" your children or something?
Otherwise...it's always a little unsettling when ads sexualize young people who are clearly chosen for their young, almost adolescent looks. But that's hardly something that's exclusive to the gay community.

/paging Brittany Spears, Emma Watson, and the Olsen Twins...
 
2012-09-11 11:37:06 AM  

kid_icarus: It is a little strange that they choose to represent homosexuals with a couple of skinny, boyish looking twinks. Maybe it's trying to play on a underlying fear that gays will "target" your children or something?


The text of the second one leaves little doubt in my mind.

The little bit of doubt that remains is due to the capitalization of Son. Jesus should thank Grisanti for cute, young homosexuals? Very confusing.
 
2012-09-11 12:16:14 PM  
Buzzfeed is now reporting that the person responsible for the ad may be Matthew Ricchiazzi,

img9.imageshack.us
 
2012-09-11 12:19:03 PM  
*rtfa*

...

i249.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-11 12:19:44 PM  

Godscrack: Buzzfeed is now reporting that the person responsible for the ad may be Matthew Ricchiazzi,

[img9.imageshack.us image 641x370]


So...hot and crazy.

Gotcha.
 
2012-09-11 12:21:41 PM  
I'm serious. A straight (?) Republican state senator, who voted for gay marriage, is being attacked by a rather hot "bisexual" over the vote?

I....

....

I'm going to lunch. fark this. My brain hurts.
 
2012-09-11 12:22:50 PM  

xanadian: I'm serious. A straight (?) Republican state senator, who voted for gay marriage, is being attacked by a rather hot "bisexual" over the vote?

I....

....

I'm going to lunch. fark this. My brain hurts.


He's a bisexual?
 
2012-09-11 12:26:30 PM  

xanadian: I'm serious. A straight (?) Republican state senator, who voted for gay marriage, is being attacked by a rather hot "bisexual" over the vote?


He has air conditioning in his New York office -so I don't think he's that hot.
 
2012-09-11 01:06:02 PM  

Diogenes: He's from Buffalo. I think the answer is obvious, quatchi. He hired Carl Paladino's campaign advisors.


From horse pr0n to "just hung like one" pr0n? Makes sense. Point for Diogenes!
 
2012-09-11 01:38:05 PM  
When you have extremely hot guys in provocative poses, it doesn't lend itself to an anti-homosexual argument. It's like those photos of the hot lezzies kissing each other. We like that. Put the lemon party photo or the two fat lezzies kissing photo and you would probably scare a few away from homosexuality.
 
2012-09-11 01:38:47 PM  
I must say, of the various anti-gay political stories in the news, this one's absolutely hilarious. It's been a long day and it's not even 2pm yet, I needed the laugh.
 
2012-09-11 01:46:58 PM  
Everybody is missing the point. From tfa the mailer has not been seen in the wild. Just that it may be. It looks like a hatchet job but I'm not sure who the target is.
 
2012-09-11 01:49:41 PM  
It's an oddity.

'Hey, he voted for something decent. Let's call him a whore, and use hairless young men kissing each other to do it. Wait, I have the pics already..'
 
2012-09-11 01:50:00 PM  
Oh yeah, it's been confirmed that the photos were screen captures from a gay porno (Link contains NSFW sidebar ads).

Are we sure this guy isn't just an IRL troll?
 
2012-09-11 01:51:16 PM  
it's about time the NY GOP tried to catch up with the national party

/wtf?
 
2012-09-11 01:55:11 PM  
At the end of TFA:

If you enjoyed this gay porn/confused Republican article, perhaps this is the ideal place to avertise your business or political campaign. Please consider buying an advertisement on The Daily Dolt so we can quit our day job and provide even more hot twink political ad coverage.

Awesome.
 
2012-09-11 01:56:12 PM  

tnpir: At the end of TFA:

If you enjoyed this gay porn/confused Republican article, perhaps this is the ideal place to avertise your business or political campaign. Please consider buying an advertisement on The Daily Dolt so we can quit our day job and provide even more hot twink political ad coverage.

Awesome.


Awesome. The Daily Dolt has no illusions about what they're doing.
 
2012-09-11 01:57:26 PM  
I'm not going to bother clicking the link, but is there any reference to "They eat da poopoo!"?
 
2012-09-11 01:58:23 PM  

quatchi: a provocateur? An opportunist? Completely insane?

Going with C there.

Wow, just wow.

So he's an "openly bisexual" and "socially liberal" Republican who sends out seemingly anti-gay mailers that have a huge homo-erotic content in them.

What this is, I don't even.


I think Romneying might be catching on. Just adopt all possible positions and hope voters recall that you agreed with them once.
 
2012-09-11 01:58:34 PM  
Oooookay... I'm at work and not clicking on a "not safe for work" link, so I'm gonna comment on this WITHOUT HAVING READ THE ARTICLE (I know! That never happens!)

If the guy mailed porn to random households, doesn't that violate a bunch of Federal Postal laws and other child endangerment laws?
 
2012-09-11 01:59:11 PM  

Godscrack: Cythraul: Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.

Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not into twinks. I just think it's hilarious when homophobes think of anything gay, they pick people and activities that appeal to them first, subconsciously satisfying themselves by using what they find arousing.


What's a twink? I don't think I want to Google that at work.
 
2012-09-11 02:02:08 PM  

mod3072: Godscrack: Cythraul: Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.

Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not into twinks. I just think it's hilarious when homophobes think of anything gay, they pick people and activities that appeal to them first, subconsciously satisfying themselves by using what they find arousing.

What's a twink? I don't think I want to Google that at work.


Young, slender, boyish looking gay guy. Basically, the guys in the mailer.
 
2012-09-11 02:02:27 PM  

mod3072: Godscrack: Cythraul: Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.

Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not into twinks. I just think it's hilarious when homophobes think of anything gay, they pick people and activities that appeal to them first, subconsciously satisfying themselves by using what they find arousing.

What's a twink? I don't think I want to Google that at work.


The gay male equivalent of a "bimbo." Young hot guy, usually not particularly deep or smart.
 
2012-09-11 02:03:14 PM  
Man, they have zero problem throwing each other under the bus.
 
2012-09-11 02:03:35 PM  

StopLurkListen: Oooookay... I'm at work and not clicking on a "not safe for work" link, so I'm gonna comment on this WITHOUT HAVING READ THE ARTICLE (I know! That never happens!)

If the guy mailed porn to random households, doesn't that violate a bunch of Federal Postal laws and other child endangerment laws?


Eh, it's safer for work than, say, Abercrombie & Fitch catalogues. Shirtless, hairless young men. That's it.
 
Ant
2012-09-11 02:03:49 PM  

StopLurkListen: Oooookay... I'm at work and not clicking on a "not safe for work" link, so I'm gonna comment on this WITHOUT HAVING READ THE ARTICLE (I know! That never happens!)

If the guy mailed porn to random households, doesn't that violate a bunch of Federal Postal laws and other child endangerment laws?


It's not that bad. Just a tiny bit of pubes above the top of jeans
 
2012-09-11 02:08:29 PM  

StopLurkListen: Oooookay... I'm at work and not clicking on a "not safe for work" link, so I'm gonna comment on this WITHOUT HAVING READ THE ARTICLE (I know! That never happens!)

If the guy mailed porn to random households, doesn't that violate a bunch of Federal Postal laws and other child endangerment laws?


1.) It was via email, and it looks like it was either leaked or not sent to very many people yet.

2.) It's more "extraordinarily homoerotic" than pr0nographic. It's, like, still shots taken one nano-second BEFORE it becomes hard core.
 
2012-09-11 02:10:04 PM  
www.thedailydolt.com

This is the best political ad ever. I'm pretty sure that's from Corbin Fisher's "American College Men."

/Thank you ,Mark Grisanti.
 
2012-09-11 02:11:56 PM  

PonceAlyosha: This is the best political ad ever


Seconded. I can't look away.
 
2012-09-11 02:14:39 PM  

LRA61380: 2.) It's more "extraordinarily homoerotic" than pr0nographic. It's, like, still shots taken one nano-second BEFORE it becomes hard core.


His "core" may already be "hard", if you catch my meaning.

// I mean his penis may already be in the upright and locked position in preparation for takeoff
 
2012-09-11 02:15:45 PM  
Damn..that's hawt! I never get any good ads in the mail. Just a bunch of crap from fugly old Republicans.
 
2012-09-11 02:15:57 PM  
I'm thinking this is a way for the Republicans of Erie County to get pics of nice twinks mailed to them in a way that won't arouse suspicions with their wives.

They probably have their membership meetings in a local park, around dusk, or perhaps at the nearest new York State Welcome Center on the interstate.
 
2012-09-11 02:16:05 PM  
Richiazzi isn't stupid, but there's something off about him. He made a half hearted run for office a few years ago, and his campaign got a lot of attention because of his age (that's fine - I like seeing young people getting involved). But then he did that thing where if you asked his view on an issue he'd get mad and refuse to take a stand. He had the arrogance of a 30 year incumbent without actually bringing anything to the table. He seemed to think the fact that he was young and running was enough.
 
2012-09-11 02:24:51 PM  
www.thedailydolt.com

damnisteppedinpoo.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-11 02:29:04 PM  
Can you even USE porn in a political mailer? Isn't there some kind of law against mailing explicit images to people who didn't request them?

That's some of the dirtiest porn I've ever seen in a public location.
 
2012-09-11 02:33:09 PM  

LRA61380: mod3072: Godscrack: Cythraul: Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.

Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not into twinks. I just think it's hilarious when homophobes think of anything gay, they pick people and activities that appeal to them first, subconsciously satisfying themselves by using what they find arousing.

What's a twink? I don't think I want to Google that at work.

The gay male equivalent of a "bimbo." Young hot guy, usually not particularly deep or smart.


Gotcha. Thanks.
 
2012-09-11 02:34:57 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Can you even USE porn in a political mailer? Isn't there some kind of law against mailing explicit images to people who didn't request them?

That's some of the dirtiest porn I've ever seen in a public location.


As far as I know, you can't even mail (USPS) porn to someone who requested it.
 
2012-09-11 02:36:31 PM  

kudayta: Gyrfalcon: Can you even USE porn in a political mailer? Isn't there some kind of law against mailing explicit images to people who didn't request them?

That's some of the dirtiest porn I've ever seen in a public location.

As far as I know, you can't even mail (USPS) porn to someone who requested it.


Interesting. I'd be happy to provide pro bono legal research for any New York lawyer who wants to try a groundbreaking lawsuit against this guy.
 
2012-09-11 02:41:15 PM  

rynthetyn: mod3072: Godscrack: Cythraul: Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.

Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not into twinks. I just think it's hilarious when homophobes think of anything gay, they pick people and activities that appeal to them first, subconsciously satisfying themselves by using what they find arousing.

What's a twink? I don't think I want to Google that at work.

Young, slender, boyish looking gay guy. Basically, the guys in the mailer.


I don't think the guys in the mailer were twinks. Twinks don't have muscle tone. They're like male ballerinas without the athletic abilities.

/That's my impression of the word.
//Those in the mailer are gay guys that women would drool over.
 
2012-09-11 02:44:22 PM  

LRA61380: StopLurkListen: Oooookay... I'm at work and not clicking on a "not safe for work" link, so I'm gonna comment on this WITHOUT HAVING READ THE ARTICLE (I know! That never happens!)

If the guy mailed porn to random households, doesn't that violate a bunch of Federal Postal laws and other child endangerment laws?

1.) It was via email, and it looks like it was either leaked or not sent to very many people yet.

2.) It's more "extraordinarily homoerotic" than pr0nographic. It's, like, still shots taken one nano-second BEFORE it becomes hard core.


Ant: StopLurkListen: Oooookay... I'm at work and not clicking on a "not safe for work" link, so I'm gonna comment on this WITHOUT HAVING READ THE ARTICLE (I know! That never happens!)

If the guy mailed porn to random households, doesn't that violate a bunch of Federal Postal laws and other child endangerment laws?

It's not that bad. Just a tiny bit of pubes above the top of jeans


Alphax: StopLurkListen: Oooookay... I'm at work and not clicking on a "not safe for work" link, so I'm gonna comment on this WITHOUT HAVING READ THE ARTICLE (I know! That never happens!)

If the guy mailed porn to random households, doesn't that violate a bunch of Federal Postal laws and other child endangerment laws?

Eh, it's safer for work than, say, Abercrombie & Fitch catalogues. Shirtless, hairless young men. That's it.


There I go, makin' all these assumptions without reading the article. Thanks for the "safe for work" info, guys.
 
2012-09-11 02:44:39 PM  
Is being a closet queer now a requirement for GOP membership?

Are Ann & Janna sure they wany these two spending so much time on the road together?

dakiniland.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-11 02:47:06 PM  
So it's not safe for work, but we can post it in-thread?
 
2012-09-11 02:53:05 PM  
Don't "conservatives" ever get tired of being on the wrong side of history?
 
2012-09-11 02:54:25 PM  

Cythraul: Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.

Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.


Man, have I got a porn for you...
 
2012-09-11 02:55:15 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: Cythraul: Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.

Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.

Man, have I got a porn for you...


I probably already have it.
 
2012-09-11 02:56:06 PM  
You hypocritical LIBS! You say a blow job isn't sex but these kisses are?!? 

/whatever gets you steamy I guess
 
2012-09-11 02:56:41 PM  
Wtf, they photoshopped my abs onto that gay dude! Whar is royalties? Whar?!
 
2012-09-11 02:57:59 PM  

Rich Cream: You hypocritical LIBS! You say a blow job isn't sex but these kisses are?!? 

/whatever gets you steamy I guess

GAY

kisses. They're 30x more sexually explosive than regular people kisses. It's how we turn you.
 
2012-09-11 02:59:12 PM  
www.thedailydolt.com

Let me think about this for a second. If gay marriage is legalized then someone will be trying to get in my pants?

Where do I sign?
 
2012-09-11 03:00:28 PM  

kid_icarus: Rich Cream: You hypocritical LIBS! You say a blow job isn't sex but these kisses are?!? 

/whatever gets you steamy I guess

GAY kisses. They're 30x more sexually explosive than regular people kisses. It's how we turn you.


Don't expose our secrets! You're undermining the gay agenda!
 
2012-09-11 03:01:37 PM  

Cythraul: thismomentinblackhistory: Cythraul: Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.

Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.

Man, have I got a porn for you...

I probably already have it.


It's Kyler Moss getting busted smoking at school and getting farked by the janitor. I like his work, and I pretty much hate any professionally produce porn.
 
2012-09-11 03:03:27 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: Cythraul: thismomentinblackhistory: Cythraul: Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.

Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.

Man, have I got a porn for you...

I probably already have it.

It's Kyler Moss getting busted smoking at school and getting farked by the janitor. I like his work, and I pretty much hate any professionally produce porn.

 
2012-09-11 03:04:04 PM  
Eh, I doubt that the Post Office would allow that to be sent out.

I bet someone just made the proof and "leaked" it on the internet to scare Mark Grisanti.

It looks like something that was thrown together in 10 minutes. If it was a real proof there would be printer's marks, an indicia, and an address box with the field names.
 
2012-09-11 03:04:06 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: Cythraul: thismomentinblackhistory: Cythraul: Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.

Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.

Man, have I got a porn for you...

I probably already have it.

It's Kyler Moss getting busted smoking at school and getting farked by the janitor. I like his work, and I pretty much hate any professionally produce porn.


(HTML Fail in last post)

/scribbles down name 'Kyler Moss'
 
2012-09-11 03:05:35 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: Cythraul: thismomentinblackhistory: Cythraul: Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.

Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.

Man, have I got a porn for you...

I probably already have it.

It's Kyler Moss getting busted smoking at school and getting farked by the janitor. I like his work, and I pretty much hate any professionally produce porn.


Too skinny. I like my twinks a bit thicker, something in a Johnny Rapid or frat boy size.
 
2012-09-11 03:05:46 PM  
They should just show "Santorum". No "Santorum" not that gay sweater vest man.
 
2012-09-11 03:06:32 PM  

PonceAlyosha: thismomentinblackhistory: Cythraul: thismomentinblackhistory: Cythraul: Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.

Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.

Man, have I got a porn for you...

I probably already have it.

It's Kyler Moss getting busted smoking at school and getting farked by the janitor. I like his work, and I pretty much hate any professionally produce porn.

Too skinny. I like my twinks a bit thicker, something in a Johnny Rapid or frat boy size.


Reddit has a lovely bro styled LGBT section that might be right up your alley.
 
2012-09-11 03:10:48 PM  

Cythraul: PonceAlyosha: thismomentinblackhistory: Cythraul: thismomentinblackhistory: Cythraul: Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.

Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.

Man, have I got a porn for you...

I probably already have it.

It's Kyler Moss getting busted smoking at school and getting farked by the janitor. I like his work, and I pretty much hate any professionally produce porn.

Too skinny. I like my twinks a bit thicker, something in a Johnny Rapid or frat boy size.

Reddit has a lovely bro styled LGBT section that might be right up your alley.


I like gaymersgonewild because they tend to post their faces more often.
 
2012-09-11 03:11:48 PM  

PonceAlyosha: thismomentinblackhistory: Cythraul: thismomentinblackhistory: Cythraul: Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.

Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.

Man, have I got a porn for you...

I probably already have it.

It's Kyler Moss getting busted smoking at school and getting farked by the janitor. I like his work, and I pretty much hate any professionally produce porn.

Too skinny. I like my twinks a bit thicker, something in a Johnny Rapid or frat boy size.


Tommy Anders maybe?
 
2012-09-11 03:14:13 PM  

Rich Cream: Let me think about this for a second. If gay marriage is legalized then someone will be trying to get in my pants?


Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
 
2012-09-11 03:19:57 PM  
Does the next ad have him fixing the cable?
 
2012-09-11 03:21:11 PM  
Wow - this thread is gayer than a Liberace / Paul Lynde / Charles Nelson Reilly three-way. NTTAWWT.
 
2012-09-11 03:26:34 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: Cythraul: PonceAlyosha: thismomentinblackhistory: Cythraul: thismomentinblackhistory: Cythraul: Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.

Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.

Man, have I got a porn for you...

I probably already have it.

It's Kyler Moss getting busted smoking at school and getting farked by the janitor. I like his work, and I pretty much hate any professionally produce porn.

Too skinny. I like my twinks a bit thicker, something in a Johnny Rapid or frat boy size.

Reddit has a lovely bro styled LGBT section that might be right up your alley.

I like gaymersgonewild because they tend to post their faces more often.


I like Ladybonersgw and gaybros. I am actually in bros with my current bro-beau.
 
2012-09-11 03:28:47 PM  

PonceAlyosha: thismomentinblackhistory: Cythraul: PonceAlyosha: thismomentinblackhistory: Cythraul: thismomentinblackhistory: Cythraul: Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.

Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.

Man, have I got a porn for you...

I probably already have it.

It's Kyler Moss getting busted smoking at school and getting farked by the janitor. I like his work, and I pretty much hate any professionally produce porn.

Too skinny. I like my twinks a bit thicker, something in a Johnny Rapid or frat boy size.

Reddit has a lovely bro styled LGBT section that might be right up your alley.

I like gaymersgonewild because they tend to post their faces more often.

I like Ladybonersgw and gaybros. I am actually in bros with my current bro-beau.


Yeah, that's the one I was talking about.
 
2012-09-11 03:28:47 PM  
So... where can I get a print version of that? For, y'know, closer inspection...
 
2012-09-11 03:34:44 PM  

Politicandy: But did they ever find the contact lens?


It appears not, so he's and that he's getting ready to move his search lower.
 
bow
2012-09-11 03:46:30 PM  
Well...this thread certainly got strange fast.
 
2012-09-11 03:48:29 PM  

bow: Well...this thread certainly got strange fast.


most queer indeed
 
2012-09-11 04:07:00 PM  

Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.


They know their audience: middle-aged closet cases in denial.
 
2012-09-11 04:11:46 PM  
Boobs.
 
2012-09-11 04:15:03 PM  

mod3072: Godscrack: Cythraul: Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.

Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not into twinks. I just think it's hilarious when homophobes think of anything gay, they pick people and activities that appeal to them first, subconsciously satisfying themselves by using what they find arousing.

What's a twink? I don't think I want to Google that at work.


Either the youngest romney son or the oldest palin, not sure which.
 
2012-09-11 04:17:41 PM  

sprawl15: Boobs.


Hey lookey here! We got ourselves a straighty! Let's git him!
 
2012-09-11 04:22:14 PM  

dericwater: rynthetyn: mod3072: Godscrack: Cythraul: Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.

Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not into twinks. I just think it's hilarious when homophobes think of anything gay, they pick people and activities that appeal to them first, subconsciously satisfying themselves by using what they find arousing.

What's a twink? I don't think I want to Google that at work.

Young, slender, boyish looking gay guy. Basically, the guys in the mailer.

I don't think the guys in the mailer were twinks. Twinks don't have muscle tone. They're like male ballerinas without the athletic abilities.

/That's my impression of the word.
//Those in the mailer are gay guys that women would drool over.


I know a male ballet dancer, I wouldn't describe him as a twink.

On an unrelated note, yesterday somebody keyed, "f*ggot" into the car of one of the gay professors at my law school. In broad daylight. At this point nobody's come forward to identify who did it, but it's being classed as a hate crime.
 
2012-09-11 04:25:56 PM  

dericwater: rynthetyn: mod3072: Godscrack: Cythraul: Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.

Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not into twinks. I just think it's hilarious when homophobes think of anything gay, they pick people and activities that appeal to them first, subconsciously satisfying themselves by using what they find arousing.

What's a twink? I don't think I want to Google that at work.

Young, slender, boyish looking gay guy. Basically, the guys in the mailer.

I don't think the guys in the mailer were twinks. Twinks don't have muscle tone. They're like male ballerinas without the athletic abilities.

/That's my impression of the word.
//Those in the mailer are gay guys that women would drool over.


I will attest to the drooling.

/damn
 
2012-09-11 04:35:51 PM  

quatchi: a provocateur? An opportunist? Completely insane?

Going with C there.

Wow, just wow.

So he's an "openly bisexual" and "socially liberal" Republican who sends out seemingly anti-gay mailers that have a huge homo-erotic content in them.

What this is, I don't even.


Wait, "openly bisexual" but sends out...anti-gay mailers?

Yeah, typical hypocrisy there.
 
2012-09-11 04:46:42 PM  

skullkrusher: bow: Well...this thread certainly got strange fast.

most queer indeed


And this wrong in...what fashion now?

/Besides, one girl passionately seducing another = teh hawt
//Faptacular
 
2012-09-11 04:47:58 PM  

Gwendolyn: That's not an attack ad, that's foreplay. Sweet jesus.


I never knew dirty politics was so hot.
 
2012-09-11 04:50:10 PM  

BMulligan: Wow - this thread is gayer than a Liberace / Paul Lynde / Charles Nelson Reilly three-way. NTTAWWT.



What a crew. I would be pissing my pants.

/in a straight non-sexual manner
 
2012-09-11 04:58:50 PM  
I am simultaneously outraged and turned on.
 
2012-09-11 05:20:45 PM  

Rwa2play: skullkrusher: bow: Well...this thread certainly got strange fast.

most queer indeed

And this wrong in...what fashion now?

/Besides, one girl passionately seducing another = teh hawt
//Faptacular


it was a double entendre on "strange", get it?
 
2012-09-11 05:22:30 PM  
not enough pics in this thread....
 
2012-09-11 05:28:28 PM  
This ad is like...it is amazing and is as if everyone from my TS3 server decided to make a political ad to troll the one gay guy on the server.

I think this ad is a troll...it has to be...because I can't stop laughing.
 
2012-09-11 05:29:26 PM  

BMulligan: Wow - this thread is gayer than a Liberace / Paul Lynde / Charles Nelson Reilly three-way. NTTAWWT.


That would probably involve more bickering and insults than sex.
 
2012-09-11 05:38:33 PM  
The Daily Dolt, I like it.
"Nixon, you dolt."

prolly before ya'lls time.
 
2012-09-11 05:39:39 PM  

smeegle: The Daily Dolt, I like it.
"Nixon, you dolt."

prolly before ya'lls time.


[statisticals needed]
 
2012-09-11 05:42:47 PM  

theorellior: smeegle: The Daily Dolt, I like it.
"Nixon, you dolt."

prolly before ya'lls time.

[statisticals needed]


It's from a very old thread which was funny as hell.
 
2012-09-11 05:48:13 PM  

Rich Cream: You hypocritical LIBS! You say a blow job isn't sex but these kisses are?!? 

/whatever gets you steamy I guess


WTF are you on about?
 
2012-09-11 06:03:06 PM  
Man, Republicans follow the BEST Tumblr accounts!
 
2012-09-11 06:09:13 PM  

smeegle: theorellior: smeegle: The Daily Dolt, I like it.
"Nixon, you dolt."

prolly before ya'lls time.

[statisticals needed]

It's from a very old thread which was funny as hell.


www.bitlogic.com
 
2012-09-11 06:10:38 PM  

vygramul: Man, Republicans follow the BEST Tumblr accounts!


I just learned something, thanks. I had no clue what the hell you were talking about. Then I looked it up and I LOLd. Lulz.
Thanks I needed a good laugh and a lil factoid on the side. Good on ya!
 
2012-09-11 06:12:09 PM  

vygramul: smeegle: theorellior: smeegle: The Daily Dolt, I like it.
"Nixon, you dolt."

prolly before ya'lls time.

[statisticals needed]

It's from a very old thread which was funny as hell.

[www.bitlogic.com image 600x401]


Older.
But I got ya, I missed that one.
Too funny.
 
2012-09-11 06:19:02 PM  

smeegle: vygramul: smeegle: theorellior: smeegle: The Daily Dolt, I like it.
"Nixon, you dolt."

prolly before ya'lls time.

[statisticals needed]

It's from a very old thread which was funny as hell.

[www.bitlogic.com image 600x401]

Older.
But I got ya, I missed that one.
Too funny.


Oh, no, I agree it's older. I just whipped that one up just now. I believe statisticals were posted in October '08, and I believe Nixon, you dolt came after that, but I can't remember for sure now.
 
2012-09-11 06:21:28 PM  

vygramul: but I can't remember for sure now.


Yark, me neither dude.
Nice work.
I've been farkin for awhile but I still never learned to post images.
 
2012-09-11 06:23:03 PM  

vygramul: smeegle: vygramul: smeegle: theorellior: smeegle: The Daily Dolt, I like it.
"Nixon, you dolt."

prolly before ya'lls time.

[statisticals needed]

It's from a very old thread which was funny as hell.

[www.bitlogic.com image 600x401]

Older.
But I got ya, I missed that one.
Too funny.

Oh, no, I agree it's older. I just whipped that one up just now. I believe statisticals were posted in October '08, and I believe Nixon, you dolt came after that, but I can't remember for sure now.


I like the poetic nature of it.

"What? Well, they're real to me! / You're getting as bad as Dr. Mojo, PhD!"
 
2012-09-11 06:42:00 PM  

vygramul: Oh, no, I agree it's older. I just whipped that one up just now. I believe statisticals were posted in October '08, and I believe Nixon, you dolt came after that, but I can't remember for sure now.


The amazing thing is, it's right up at the top of the thread.
 
2012-09-11 07:08:27 PM  

skullkrusher: Rwa2play: skullkrusher: bow: Well...this thread certainly got strange fast.

most queer indeed

And this wrong in...what fashion now?

/Besides, one girl passionately seducing another = teh hawt
//Faptacular

it was a double entendre on "strange", get it?


Why go looking for strange? You can get it via USPS from your local congressman.
 
2012-09-11 08:03:47 PM  
In this thread I learned what a "twink" is and got to laugh at GaryPDX like it was old times.
 
2012-09-11 08:16:18 PM  

Gyrfalcon: skullkrusher: Rwa2play: skullkrusher: bow: Well...this thread certainly got strange fast.

most queer indeed

And this wrong in...what fashion now?

/Besides, one girl passionately seducing another = teh hawt
//Faptacular

it was a double entendre on "strange", get it?

Why go looking for strange? You can get it via USPS from your local congressman.


Hah.
 
2012-09-11 09:54:28 PM  
Well, he has good taste in gay porn anyway.
 
2012-09-11 10:43:15 PM  
Shouldnt there be an expectation of candidates to speak only of themselves when campaigning? Let the 4th estate vet opponents.

On the other hand, voters should recognize and respond to politicians who do and do not take the moral high ground.

So, I guess democracies reap what they sow.
 
2012-09-12 12:46:10 AM  

mod3072: Godscrack: Cythraul: Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.

Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not into twinks. I just think it's hilarious when homophobes think of anything gay, they pick people and activities that appeal to them first, subconsciously satisfying themselves by using what they find arousing.

What's a twink? I don't think I want to Google that at work.


It's the opposite of this:

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-12 12:57:21 AM  
One of the crossover dems voting Grisanti, here, as well as a person who bugged him constantly before the vote-It's a fact that every time out of state anti-gay money comes in because OMG the gheys, Grisanti gets more money. The more repulsively it's done, the more $ he gets. If it's specifically targeted in Buffalo, like a recent billboard was, it gets the deep blue chunk of the district voting, without doing much in the slightly bluish-purple sections to the north. I'm going to try to lend some perspective for the non-locals.

The 60th State Senate district is not ALL of Buffalo. It's Riverside and Blackrock (North of the Peace Bridge but not the States), the Medical Campus, Elmwood, Hertel, and the campuses of Buff State and UB's south Campus. This is what non-Buffalo people need to know: Most of this area is also just called "The Gayborhood." It's bluety blue.
...and a chunk of Grand Island and Niagara Falls which is considered red by people who have never actually seen the vote tallies...it's red compared to Elmwood, sure. We have 5:1 Dem to GOP registration in this district (although a LOT of DEMS will crossover vote, often, in this district. We went like 2/3 for Paladino...(rolls eyes.)

The district is SO Gerrymandered to benefit the republicans around it that you can't walk from one end of it to another without leaving the district. Seriously. It ends about 1/3 of a mile from my house and starts back up about 5 miles later. Grisanti was elected because we had an ethics investigation into the idiot democrat who he replaced...and he still only won by what, 500 votes? It was less than 1% of the votes.

He won by less than 500 votes running against a guy who would've been thrown out in a year if he'd won, and everyone knew it. He won because, as much as I hate to use the term the crazies throw around, if anyone deserves the title RINO, a guy who runs as a dem in 2008, gets beat in the primary by ethics-problem guy, then beats ethics problem guy AS GOP in the next race probably deserves that title.

To sum this novel up, if he's smart, Grisanti did this to his own damn self. He can get elected again in the gayborhood with the 'one vote for me, one vote for you,' thing he's going to pull off this election, then, as soon as he has an opponent who isn't brain dead on arrival, he can pull off the "I didn't leave the GOP, the GOP left me." and "It's the behavior of the Tea Party people that reminded me why I used to dislike the GOP, I thought our local GOP was different...boo-fricking-hoo" and then he gets a third term as a democrat.
 
2012-09-12 12:59:12 AM  

TDBoedy: This ad is like...it is amazing and is as if everyone from my TS3 server decided to make a political ad to troll the one gay guy on the server.

I think this ad is a troll...it has to be...because I can't stop laughing.


But does he kick children in the face?
 
2012-09-12 01:04:23 AM  

Diogenes: But in fact, Ricchiazzi may not be homophobic at all. He described himself in the recent letter as "openly bisexual" and has previously expressed support for LGBT issues, calling himself "fiscally conservative, socially liberal." So, if he is behind the attack, it seems Ricchiazzi is simply... a provocateur? An opportunist? Completely insane? We're not really sure.

He's from Buffalo. I think the answer is obvious, quatchi. He hired Carl Paladino's campaign advisors.


In other news, I have reached the point where I find self-proclaimed "fiscal conservatives" more offensive than social conservatives, because at least one is honest about it's belief in nonsensical magic and contradictory bullshiat.
 
2012-09-12 01:16:22 AM  

rynthetyn: dericwater: rynthetyn: mod3072: Godscrack: Cythraul: Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.

Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not into twinks. I just think it's hilarious when homophobes think of anything gay, they pick people and activities that appeal to them first, subconsciously satisfying themselves by using what they find arousing.

What's a twink? I don't think I want to Google that at work.

Young, slender, boyish looking gay guy. Basically, the guys in the mailer.

I don't think the guys in the mailer were twinks. Twinks don't have muscle tone. They're like male ballerinas without the athletic abilities.

/That's my impression of the word.
//Those in the mailer are gay guys that women would drool over.

I know a male ballet dancer, I wouldn't describe him as a twink.

On an unrelated note, yesterday somebody keyed, "f*ggot" into the car of one of the gay professors at my law school. In broad daylight. At this point nobody's come forward to identify who did it, but it's being classed as a hate crime.


Dericwater may have meant, "male version of female ballet dancer", given the use of the word "ballerina." Since as you have observed, ballet tends to be very wispy girls and very strong boys (difference between who gets carried and who does the carrying). Though I'm just guessing.

"Twink" doesn't generally call to my mind guys *quite* as broad in the shoulders as the ones in the mailer, but vagueness of definition is one of the problems with slang, and they are right near the raggedy edge.

Of course all I can think of when I see pictures like that is, "damn, I wish I looked like that."

Also I hope whoever did the car-keying was both an isolated incident and is caught. I have mixed feelings about the "hate crime" specification (in a general sense), but no disagreements that both the hate and the vandalism are wrongs.
 
2012-09-12 01:17:19 AM  
To add to my novel-
If Grisanti is smart enough to pull this off on this own, and then uses it as an example of the complete legality of this kind of anonymous money to fight for (or at least campaign on) putting an end to anonymous money in politics (knowing full well no law could ever force anyone to reveal who did it WHILE it was legal), he not only will have earned my vote (despite his being an insufferable douche) I'll fricking work for him.
 
2012-09-12 02:27:06 AM  
i42.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-12 02:41:04 AM  

Diogenes: sprawl15: Boobs.

Hey lookey here! We got ourselves a straighty! Let's git him!


[lovethisthreadsomuch]

^__^
 
2012-09-12 04:51:29 AM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: TDBoedy: This ad is like...it is amazing and is as if everyone from my TS3 server decided to make a political ad to troll the one gay guy on the server.

I think this ad is a troll...it has to be...because I can't stop laughing.

But does he kick children in the face?


really bro? winnepeg? you have a lake and nothing else.

'Murica! Fark yeah!
 
2012-09-12 10:33:27 AM  

Bladel: FTA:
"If Ricchiazzi is indeed responsible for the virulently anti-gay ad, this would make the already bizarre story even more interesting. Why? You already know why. Wait for it, wait for it...

In conceding his failed mayoral run in a letter three days ago, the seemingly homophobic Ricchiazzi stated that he was "bisexual." "

Wait....what?

"So, if he is behind the attack, it seems Ricchiazzi is simply... a provocateur? An opportunist? Completely insane? We're not really sure."

Um....I'll go with the last one.


Jesus... Did Eminem run for office under an assumed name?

/Get drunk, rape sluts, make fun of gay clubs, men who wear make up. Wake up. Get a sense of humor.
//This is for your kids' amusement.

/10/10 on the wtf scale
 
2012-09-13 10:26:50 PM  
Just FYI, Grisanti is handily winning his primary, with 90% of the vote in. 

Don't know if anyone cares.
 
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