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(The Daily Dolt)   New York Republican publishes a political mailer attacking his opponent's stance on gay marriage (Not safe for work). I wonder where he found all that gay porn? Oh...right, of course   (thedailydolt.com) divider line 132
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2012-09-11 08:06:01 AM
But did they ever find the contact lens?
 
2012-09-11 08:26:14 AM

Politicandy: But did they ever find the contact lens?


The more important question is; "Where do I sign up for those yoga classes?"
 
2012-09-11 08:28:45 AM
That's not an attack ad, that's foreplay. Sweet jesus.
 
2012-09-11 08:41:08 AM
Nice to see RugbyJock getting work.
 
2012-09-11 08:51:03 AM

Vodka Zombie: Nice to see RugbyJock getting work.


I don't think that's his work. There's no NSFW content.
 
2012-09-11 09:06:31 AM

Cythraul: Vodka Zombie: Nice to see RugbyJock getting work.

I don't think that's his work. There's no NSFW content.


It's his "blue period."
 
2012-09-11 09:15:31 AM

Vodka Zombie: Cythraul: Vodka Zombie: Nice to see RugbyJock getting work.

I don't think that's his work. There's no NSFW content.

It's his "blue period."


Hah ha! That's awesome.
 
2012-09-11 09:18:54 AM
FTA:
"If Ricchiazzi is indeed responsible for the virulently anti-gay ad, this would make the already bizarre story even more interesting. Why? You already know why. Wait for it, wait for it...

In conceding his failed mayoral run in a letter three days ago, the seemingly homophobic Ricchiazzi stated that he was "bisexual." "


Wait....what?

"So, if he is behind the attack, it seems Ricchiazzi is simply... a provocateur? An opportunist? Completely insane? We're not really sure."

Um....I'll go with the last one.
 
2012-09-11 09:58:12 AM
a provocateur? An opportunist? Completely insane?

Going with C there.

Wow, just wow.

So he's an "openly bisexual" and "socially liberal" Republican who sends out seemingly anti-gay mailers that have a huge homo-erotic content in them.

What this is, I don't even.
 
2012-09-11 10:00:39 AM
M'kay...I can't pull TFA up here in the office thanks to all that hot, hot, hot gay pr0n on it.
 
2012-09-11 10:01:28 AM
All of us together could not loathe this man as much as he seemingly loathes himself. Just living is probably punishment enough for this guy.
 
2012-09-11 10:04:34 AM
I think they accidentally...
 
2012-09-11 10:11:10 AM
Flip flopper all the way around.
 
2012-09-11 10:15:39 AM
I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.
 
2012-09-11 10:25:22 AM

Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.


Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.
 
2012-09-11 10:25:32 AM

Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.


Yeah, if their point is "gay sex is repugnant" they probably could have found some people who were slightly more aesthetically repugnant to demonstrate this assertion.

Next up: anti-gay video ad featuring Neve Campbell and Denise Richards kissing in "Wild Things" to demonstrate the horror that is lesbianism.
 
2012-09-11 10:27:04 AM
Cognitive dissonance will demand it's due eventually.
 
2012-09-11 10:54:07 AM
So old it's oblig:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-11 11:10:16 AM

xsive: I think they accidentally...


....the whole thing?
 
2012-09-11 11:12:01 AM

Cythraul: Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.

Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.


Don't get me wrong, I'm not into twinks. I just think it's hilarious when homophobes think of anything gay, they pick people and activities that appeal to them first, subconsciously satisfying themselves by using what they find arousing.
 
2012-09-11 11:26:56 AM
But in fact, Ricchiazzi may not be homophobic at all. He described himself in the recent letter as "openly bisexual" and has previously expressed support for LGBT issues, calling himself "fiscally conservative, socially liberal." So, if he is behind the attack, it seems Ricchiazzi is simply... a provocateur? An opportunist? Completely insane? We're not really sure.

He's from Buffalo. I think the answer is obvious, quatchi. He hired Carl Paladino's campaign advisors.
 
2012-09-11 11:26:57 AM

Godscrack: Cythraul: Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.

Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not into twinks. I just think it's hilarious when homophobes think of anything gay, they pick people and activities that appeal to them first, subconsciously satisfying themselves by using what they find arousing.


It is a little strange that they choose to represent homosexuals with a couple of skinny, boyish looking twinks. Maybe it's trying to play on a underlying fear that gays will "target" your children or something?
Otherwise...it's always a little unsettling when ads sexualize young people who are clearly chosen for their young, almost adolescent looks. But that's hardly something that's exclusive to the gay community.

/paging Brittany Spears, Emma Watson, and the Olsen Twins...
 
2012-09-11 11:37:06 AM

kid_icarus: It is a little strange that they choose to represent homosexuals with a couple of skinny, boyish looking twinks. Maybe it's trying to play on a underlying fear that gays will "target" your children or something?


The text of the second one leaves little doubt in my mind.

The little bit of doubt that remains is due to the capitalization of Son. Jesus should thank Grisanti for cute, young homosexuals? Very confusing.
 
2012-09-11 12:16:14 PM
Buzzfeed is now reporting that the person responsible for the ad may be Matthew Ricchiazzi,

img9.imageshack.us
 
2012-09-11 12:19:03 PM
*rtfa*

...

i249.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-11 12:19:44 PM

Godscrack: Buzzfeed is now reporting that the person responsible for the ad may be Matthew Ricchiazzi,

[img9.imageshack.us image 641x370]


So...hot and crazy.

Gotcha.
 
2012-09-11 12:21:41 PM
I'm serious. A straight (?) Republican state senator, who voted for gay marriage, is being attacked by a rather hot "bisexual" over the vote?

I....

....

I'm going to lunch. fark this. My brain hurts.
 
2012-09-11 12:22:50 PM

xanadian: I'm serious. A straight (?) Republican state senator, who voted for gay marriage, is being attacked by a rather hot "bisexual" over the vote?

I....

....

I'm going to lunch. fark this. My brain hurts.


He's a bisexual?
 
2012-09-11 12:26:30 PM

xanadian: I'm serious. A straight (?) Republican state senator, who voted for gay marriage, is being attacked by a rather hot "bisexual" over the vote?


He has air conditioning in his New York office -so I don't think he's that hot.
 
2012-09-11 01:06:02 PM

Diogenes: He's from Buffalo. I think the answer is obvious, quatchi. He hired Carl Paladino's campaign advisors.


From horse pr0n to "just hung like one" pr0n? Makes sense. Point for Diogenes!
 
2012-09-11 01:38:05 PM
When you have extremely hot guys in provocative poses, it doesn't lend itself to an anti-homosexual argument. It's like those photos of the hot lezzies kissing each other. We like that. Put the lemon party photo or the two fat lezzies kissing photo and you would probably scare a few away from homosexuality.
 
2012-09-11 01:38:47 PM
I must say, of the various anti-gay political stories in the news, this one's absolutely hilarious. It's been a long day and it's not even 2pm yet, I needed the laugh.
 
2012-09-11 01:46:58 PM
Everybody is missing the point. From tfa the mailer has not been seen in the wild. Just that it may be. It looks like a hatchet job but I'm not sure who the target is.
 
2012-09-11 01:49:41 PM
It's an oddity.

'Hey, he voted for something decent. Let's call him a whore, and use hairless young men kissing each other to do it. Wait, I have the pics already..'
 
2012-09-11 01:50:00 PM
Oh yeah, it's been confirmed that the photos were screen captures from a gay porno (Link contains NSFW sidebar ads).

Are we sure this guy isn't just an IRL troll?
 
2012-09-11 01:51:16 PM
it's about time the NY GOP tried to catch up with the national party

/wtf?
 
2012-09-11 01:55:11 PM
At the end of TFA:

If you enjoyed this gay porn/confused Republican article, perhaps this is the ideal place to avertise your business or political campaign. Please consider buying an advertisement on The Daily Dolt so we can quit our day job and provide even more hot twink political ad coverage.

Awesome.
 
2012-09-11 01:56:12 PM

tnpir: At the end of TFA:

If you enjoyed this gay porn/confused Republican article, perhaps this is the ideal place to avertise your business or political campaign. Please consider buying an advertisement on The Daily Dolt so we can quit our day job and provide even more hot twink political ad coverage.

Awesome.


Awesome. The Daily Dolt has no illusions about what they're doing.
 
2012-09-11 01:57:26 PM
I'm not going to bother clicking the link, but is there any reference to "They eat da poopoo!"?
 
2012-09-11 01:58:23 PM

quatchi: a provocateur? An opportunist? Completely insane?

Going with C there.

Wow, just wow.

So he's an "openly bisexual" and "socially liberal" Republican who sends out seemingly anti-gay mailers that have a huge homo-erotic content in them.

What this is, I don't even.


I think Romneying might be catching on. Just adopt all possible positions and hope voters recall that you agreed with them once.
 
2012-09-11 01:58:34 PM
Oooookay... I'm at work and not clicking on a "not safe for work" link, so I'm gonna comment on this WITHOUT HAVING READ THE ARTICLE (I know! That never happens!)

If the guy mailed porn to random households, doesn't that violate a bunch of Federal Postal laws and other child endangerment laws?
 
2012-09-11 01:59:11 PM

Godscrack: Cythraul: Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.

Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not into twinks. I just think it's hilarious when homophobes think of anything gay, they pick people and activities that appeal to them first, subconsciously satisfying themselves by using what they find arousing.


What's a twink? I don't think I want to Google that at work.
 
2012-09-11 02:02:08 PM

mod3072: Godscrack: Cythraul: Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.

Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not into twinks. I just think it's hilarious when homophobes think of anything gay, they pick people and activities that appeal to them first, subconsciously satisfying themselves by using what they find arousing.

What's a twink? I don't think I want to Google that at work.


Young, slender, boyish looking gay guy. Basically, the guys in the mailer.
 
2012-09-11 02:02:27 PM

mod3072: Godscrack: Cythraul: Godscrack: I like how they always use young twinks to make their point.

Meh, I'd rather they use some beefy, hairy bears. That'd be nice. Or maybe one with a twink together.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not into twinks. I just think it's hilarious when homophobes think of anything gay, they pick people and activities that appeal to them first, subconsciously satisfying themselves by using what they find arousing.

What's a twink? I don't think I want to Google that at work.


The gay male equivalent of a "bimbo." Young hot guy, usually not particularly deep or smart.
 
2012-09-11 02:03:14 PM
Man, they have zero problem throwing each other under the bus.
 
2012-09-11 02:03:35 PM

StopLurkListen: Oooookay... I'm at work and not clicking on a "not safe for work" link, so I'm gonna comment on this WITHOUT HAVING READ THE ARTICLE (I know! That never happens!)

If the guy mailed porn to random households, doesn't that violate a bunch of Federal Postal laws and other child endangerment laws?


Eh, it's safer for work than, say, Abercrombie & Fitch catalogues. Shirtless, hairless young men. That's it.
 
Ant
2012-09-11 02:03:49 PM

StopLurkListen: Oooookay... I'm at work and not clicking on a "not safe for work" link, so I'm gonna comment on this WITHOUT HAVING READ THE ARTICLE (I know! That never happens!)

If the guy mailed porn to random households, doesn't that violate a bunch of Federal Postal laws and other child endangerment laws?


It's not that bad. Just a tiny bit of pubes above the top of jeans
 
2012-09-11 02:08:29 PM

StopLurkListen: Oooookay... I'm at work and not clicking on a "not safe for work" link, so I'm gonna comment on this WITHOUT HAVING READ THE ARTICLE (I know! That never happens!)

If the guy mailed porn to random households, doesn't that violate a bunch of Federal Postal laws and other child endangerment laws?


1.) It was via email, and it looks like it was either leaked or not sent to very many people yet.

2.) It's more "extraordinarily homoerotic" than pr0nographic. It's, like, still shots taken one nano-second BEFORE it becomes hard core.
 
2012-09-11 02:10:04 PM
www.thedailydolt.com

This is the best political ad ever. I'm pretty sure that's from Corbin Fisher's "American College Men."

/Thank you ,Mark Grisanti.
 
2012-09-11 02:11:56 PM

PonceAlyosha: This is the best political ad ever


Seconded. I can't look away.
 
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