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(Bloomberg)   Tropical storm Leslie speeding towards Newfoundland, although don't be counting on too much TV coverage - the Neilsen ratings won't be that great. It's an entirely different kind of landfall altogether   (bloomberg.com) divider line 42
    More: Followup, Newfoundland, Storm Leslie, Cape Verde Islands, Dan Kottlowski, storms  
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2012-09-11 08:21:01 AM
6 votes:
It's an organized system of strong thunderstorms with a defined surface circulation and maximum sustained winds between 34 knots and 64 knots, but that's not important now
2012-09-11 07:29:56 AM
6 votes:
It's an entirely different kind of landfall
2012-09-11 09:56:35 AM
4 votes:

KingKauff: As long as she stays out of the white zone, she'll be ok, because the white zone is for unloading only. There is no stopping in the white zone.


I know what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
2012-09-11 08:38:48 AM
4 votes:
so.... if the fog is getting thicker, is Leslie getting larrrrrrger?
2012-09-11 07:40:21 AM
4 votes:
Subby, I just wanted to say good luck, we're all counting on you.

/Go win one for the Zipper.
2012-09-11 10:52:12 AM
3 votes:
I enjoy Fark "Airplane" threads. They're always full of the same quotes, but reading them makes me laugh. Other Farkers would agree with me. It's one of those relationships where we just laugh and laugh. All the time. Do you know what it's like to laugh like that?

i171.photobucket.com
2012-09-11 10:06:49 AM
3 votes:
timblair.net
2012-09-11 10:00:27 AM
3 votes:
It's a big pretty white storm with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol!
2012-09-11 09:52:53 AM
3 votes:
As long as she stays out of the white zone, she'll be ok, because the white zone is for unloading only. There is no stopping in the white zone.
2012-09-11 09:51:41 AM
3 votes:
A tropical storm in Newfoundland? Surely you can't be serious.
2012-09-11 08:22:21 AM
3 votes:
IT'S A TWISTER!
IT'S A TWISTER!!!
2012-09-11 10:44:20 AM
2 votes:
www.lolhome.com
2012-09-11 10:27:20 AM
2 votes:

fireclown: OK Canadians, now's the time to let the Newfie jokes fly.


So these two Newfies get it into their head to trek deep into the Labrador wilderness, and, being Newfies, they get themselves lost right quick. After days of wandering through the forest, they come across an unmarked crate. Curious, they crack it open, only to find it full of small, weird, soft capsules with a "medeciny" smell. Starving and unable to control themselves, they begin to gorge themselves on said capsules, which sustain them until they are finally rescued.

Back in civilization, they can't help but wonder what those mysterious capsules were, and begin to seek out where they might find more, as they had grown quite fond of their taste, but only had a few left. After asking around, they came to learn that said capsules were referred to as "suppositories", a strange nomenclature if there ever was one, and that one could procure them at the local pharmacy.

Speedily making their way to the pharmacist's counter, they cheerfully ask for more of these suppositories. Upon being asked how many they required, the Newfies were heard to reply: "Oh, an average amount, we suppose. A few crates should last us a good while." "A few crates? asked the pharmacist in great surprise. What do you do, eat them?"

"Pssh! Of course we do! What else do you think we'd do with'em? Shove'em up our asses?"
2012-09-11 10:07:58 AM
2 votes:
mos.totalfilm.com
2012-09-11 10:01:06 AM
2 votes:

Biness: goodyear?


No, the worst.
2012-09-11 09:59:25 AM
2 votes:
goodyear?
2012-09-11 09:57:10 AM
2 votes:
encrypted-tbn2.google.com
The man had it in his will to put a fart joke on his gavestone... makes him the most awesome person ever.
2012-09-11 09:56:16 AM
2 votes:
Considering how bad the weather and winds are, is Leslie flying on instruments?
2012-09-11 09:53:12 AM
2 votes:
encrypted-tbn1.google.com

Heading my way?
2012-09-11 07:47:56 AM
2 votes:
Is Dildo threatened?
2012-09-11 02:46:02 PM
1 votes:
Hey Look! It's Enrico Pallazzo!
2012-09-11 01:18:22 PM
1 votes:

DammitIForgotMyLogin: It's an organized system of strong thunderstorms with a defined surface circulation and maximum sustained winds between 34 knots and 64 knots


Translation:
She's a big wind by, big wind yeah? Wit lats o' rain right? right? right? right an. Shar. Fierce by, fierce!

'Ey, 'ey, 'ey

Ya heers da one 'bout buddy what goes into the woods and bags himself a moose eh? He starts draggin' 'er out by the tail 'n' da warden walks up and says 'hey buddy how comes yer not draggin' 'er by da horns?"

Buddy says "Well I'm not goin' dat way am I?"

/Wanna hears about me Vet?
2012-09-11 11:40:36 AM
1 votes:

AcneVulgaris: Nice Beaver!


Thanks, i just had it stuffed
2012-09-11 10:49:37 AM
1 votes:

Quiefenburger: [www.lolhome.com image 784x531]


3.bp.blogspot.com
The Back River Wastewater treatment plant.
2012-09-11 10:24:19 AM
1 votes:
It's an entirely different kind of landfall.

/There's a sale at Penny's!
2012-09-11 10:18:14 AM
1 votes:

Biness: JackieRabbit: capt.hollister: My daughter is in Newfoundland right now covering the 2012 Targa. I am not getting a kick...

It's just a tropical storm and is only going to rake the SE coast. They see worse weather than this routinely in the winter. Your daughter will be fine.

Like a midget at a urinal, She's going to have to stay on her toes.


Like a blind man at an orgy, she'll have to feel her way through.
2012-09-11 10:16:11 AM
1 votes:
Do you like gladiator movies?
2012-09-11 10:11:33 AM
1 votes:
It's a damn good thing the storm doesn't know how much I hate its guts.
2012-09-11 10:09:59 AM
1 votes:

capt.hollister: My daughter is in Newfoundland right now covering the 2012 Targa. I am not getting a kick...


I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say ... "Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it.
2012-09-11 10:07:09 AM
1 votes:

JackieRabbit: capt.hollister: My daughter is in Newfoundland right now covering the 2012 Targa. I am not getting a kick...

It's just a tropical storm and is only going to rake the SE coast. They see worse weather than this routinely in the winter. Your daughter will be fine.


Like a midget at a urinal, She's going to have to stay on her toes.
2012-09-11 10:06:51 AM
1 votes:
t1.gstatic.com
2012-09-11 10:06:04 AM
1 votes:
Over Newfoundland?

I'll never get over Newfoundland.
2012-09-11 10:05:36 AM
1 votes:

Dirtybird971: Harry Freakstorm [TotalFark]

LessO2
It's an entirely different kind of landfall altogether.


It's an entirely different kind of landfall

It's an entirely different kind of landfall


It's an entirely different kind of landfall
2012-09-11 10:04:42 AM
1 votes:
Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.
2012-09-11 10:03:29 AM
1 votes:
I LOVE IT !
2012-09-11 10:03:14 AM
1 votes:
The man had it in his will to put a fart joke on his gavestone... makes him the most awesome person ever.

Total and complete WIN.
2012-09-11 10:02:45 AM
1 votes:
Looks I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue
2012-09-11 09:59:24 AM
1 votes:
It's coming in from the north, below their radar. I can't tell you when in will leave. That's classified.
2012-09-11 09:56:20 AM
1 votes:
Lord tunderin' geez! The feckin' rock iz gonna get soaked tonight - I tells yuh, bye!
2012-09-11 09:55:14 AM
1 votes:

Queensowntalia: A tropical storm in Newfoundland? Surely you can't be serious.


I am serious. And don't call me Shirley
2012-09-11 09:53:17 AM
1 votes:

SurfaceTension: It's an entirely different kind of landfall


BullBearMS: SurfaceTension: It's an entirely different kind of landfall


LessO2: It's an entirely different kind of landfall


It's an entirely different kind of landfall.
2012-09-11 09:51:29 AM
1 votes:
Oooooooooo ooooooooooo
 
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