MythDragon: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: ox45tallboy: liam76: Muta: NEWS FLASH: Flags are nothing but a piece of cloth.

NEWS FLASH: Books are nothing but scraps of paper.

NEWS FLASH: The Internet is nothing but a series of tubes.

NEWS FLASH: Humans are nothing but a bag of meat.

NEWS FLASH: Bullets are nothing but molded lead.

NEWS FLASH: News flashes are nothing but words.

ox45tallboy: IronOcelot: Seeing as today IS MY FARKING BIRTHDAY.

PanicMan: Well then let me be the first to say happy birthday

Here, here. Happy Birthday, random stranger on the Internet!

Happy birthday. You know, if you put two candles close together on your cake, when you light them it will sort of look like....

Never mind.

Is it made from Dacron sail cloth and subtly molded so it billows slightly in the lightest winds?

No, eh? Article mentions nylon and then polyester, but it's definitely not cotton.

Ooooooooooooo

Mazzic518: WienerButt: IronOcelot:

I wonder if anyone has the balls to post that on their Facebook.

Challenge accepted

Oh i just did it. Can't wait for the backlash!

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: IronOcelot:

Seeing as today IS MY FARKING BIRTHDAY.

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I declare this thread to be awesome.

 

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Ooooooooooo OOOooooooooo

Since Republicans are so ultra keen on the Bible and that guy Jesus, it always confused me as to how all this flag worship never once reminded them of that word IDOLATRY.

I think it was even carved on a stone tablet or something, delivered by some old bearded guy they found a long before in the reeds.

Keep drowning yourself in patriotism, sheeple! Let it comfort you and help you forget about any inconvenient questions of the official narrative.

Q: Where did all the wreckage of the 'plane' that hit the Pentagon go?
A: AMERICA, FARK YEAH!

Q: Why is the melting point of steel lower than the temperature at which petroleum burns?
A: Why do you hate freedom?

Q: Whatever happened to the Israeli intelligence agents who were arrested on 9/11 after being seen celebrating the attacks?
A: Freedom freedom freedom, love it or leave it! HERP DERP.

I'd prefer to remember the freedom we had before 9/11, but has now been taken away.

You're one year older, one year wiser
Rock n'roll star, king, czar and a kaiser.
A roomful of friends, a mouthful of cake
Every present is for you, and it feels pretty great!

You're the man of the hour, the V.I.P.
You get the first slice of the P.I.E.
But first blow out the candles, and make a wish
Put a smile on-- 'coz it's your birthday, b*tch!

Tat'dGreaser: I stood and stared at this flag for over half an hour.

Did you see a schooner?

IXI Jim IXI: Tat'dGreaser: I stood and stared at this flag for over half an hour.

Did you see a schooner?

It's a sailboat.

Maud Dib: manimal2878: NutWrench: I think the only thing in the article that surprised me was that the flag was actually made in the U.S.

But still made by Mexicans it seems, probably paid as little as the law allows.

This just in, Texas has been part of the United States since 1845, pinche cabron.

You misspelled 1865 there

mister aj: Keep drowning yourself in patriotism, sheeple! Let it comfort you and help you forget about any inconvenient questions of the official narrative.

Q: Where did all the wreckage of the 'plane' that hit the Pentagon go?
A: AMERICA, FARK YEAH!

Q: Why is the melting point of steel lower than the temperature at which petroleum burns?
A: Why do you hate freedom?

Q: Whatever happened to the Israeli intelligence agents who were arrested on 9/11 after being seen celebrating the attacks?
A: Freedom freedom freedom, love it or leave it! HERP DERP.

Been here since 05 and you still don't get how loose change and Alex jones are full of shiat?

I walked through a county courthouse square
On a park bench, an old man was sittin' there.
I said, "Your old court house is kinda run down,
He said, "Naw, it'll do for our little town".
I said, "Your old flag pole is leaned a little bit,
And that's a ragged old flag you got hangin' on it".
He said, "Have a seat", and I sat down,
"Is this the first time you've been to our little town"
I said, "I think it is"
He said "I don't like to brag, but we're kinda proud of
That Ragged Old Flag

"You see, we got a little hole in that flag there,
When Washington took it across the Delaware.
and It got powder burned the night Francis Scott Key sat watching it,
writing "Say Can You See"
It got a rip in New Orleans, with Packingham & Jackson
tugging at its seams.
and It almost fell at the Alamo
beside the Texas flag,
But she waved on though.
She got cut with a sword at Chancellorsville,
And she got cut again at Shiloh Hill.
There was Robert E. Lee and Beauregard and Bragg,
And the south wind blew hard on
That Ragged Old Flag

"On Flanders Field in World War I,
She got a big hole from a Bertha Gun,
She turned blood red in World War II
She hung limp, and low, a time or two,
She was in Korea, Vietnam, She went where she was sent
by her Uncle Sam.
She waved from our ships upon the briny foam
and now they've about quit wavin' back here at home
in her own good land here She's been abused,
She's been burned, dishonored, denied an' refused,
And the government for which she stands
Has been scandalized throughout out the land.
And she's getting thread bare, and she's wearin' thin,
But she's in good shape, for the shape she's in.
Cause she's been through the fire before
and i believe she can take a whole lot more.

"So we raise her up every morning
And we bring her down slow every night,
We don't let her touch the ground,
And we fold her up right.
On second thought
I *do* like to brag
Cause I'm mighty proud of
That Ragged Old Flag"

The 9/11 attack on New York made Rudolph Guiliani a very wealthy man. (new window)

ox45tallboy: Deep Contact: Rather see AAA installed.

A battery operated flag stand?

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Or roadside assistance for an office building?

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mister aj: Keep drowning yourself in patriotism, sheeple! Let it comfort you and help you forget about any inconvenient questions of the official narrative.

Q: Where did all the wreckage of the 'plane' that hit the Pentagon go?
A: AMERICA, FARK YEAH!

Q: Why is the melting point of steel lower than the temperature at which petroleum burns?
A: Why do you hate freedom?

Q: Whatever happened to the Israeli intelligence agents who were arrested on 9/11 after being seen celebrating the attacks?
A: Freedom freedom freedom, love it or leave it! HERP DERP.

No farking way! A wild Truther!

And a no planer to boot.

Nice!

Tea Parties are for little girls with imaginary friends.

jaytkay: Maud Dib: manimal2878: NutWrench: I think the only thing in the article that surprised me was that the flag was actually made in the U.S.

But still made by Mexicans it seems, probably paid as little as the law allows.

This just in, Texas has been part of the United States since 1845, pinche cabron.

You misspelled 1865 there

Dont mention the war.

Maud Dib: pinche cabron

It's called a joke sally.

HST's Dead Carcass: clownyclownzomby: Done. Already lost eleven nimrods.


/three new friend requests though

Post the responses!!!!

The picture isn't even offensive to me, I just know it will grind some gears. It may not be appropriate to display today while people want to be very cordial, but its one of those things that at first glance seems to make a joke of something serious, then you're just like , 'man..its true'.

HST's Dead Carcass: WienerButt: The picture isn't even offensive to me, I just know it will grind some gears. It may not be appropriate to display today while people want to be very cordial, but its one of those things that at first glance seems to make a joke of something serious, then you're just like , 'man..its true'.

I just wanna see some derp associated with this.

One of my ultra right wing friends walks around with imagined pain and faux pride today, chest out, but eyes always misty, just waiting for someone to ask him what's wrong, then he goes on his usual right wing tirade about never forgetting, and towel head this, and sand n*gger that, and glass parking in the Middle East.

It's sometimes fun to read as they take the lid of their id, other times it's such manufactured outrage from an imagined state of patriotism, it's downright scary.

Pretty much what I deal with all day every day.
We got three co workers(the office of 100 or so call them the Wingnuts) who never ever let a chance to go off about 9/11 pass by or have a faux outrage fit.
Drives us batty. But at least they do their jobs really well.

mister aj: Q: Why is the melting point of steel lower than the temperature at which petroleum burns?

This is my favorite of all the ignorant truther arguments.

Steel doesn't have to melt to lose strength. They think that steel has to be dripping liquid to lose structural support.

Protip: Steel loses over half its strength in temperatures well within the range of burning aviation fuel.

BUT OMG CHICKEN WIRE AND CONCRETE.