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(Bitten and Bound)   Carrie Ann Inaba finds that eHarmony.com can sometimes create a dissonant duet   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 40
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2012-09-11 08:56:42 AM
Carrie Ann Inaba? Fook Yu!
 
2012-09-11 09:29:43 AM
Why would she need to find somebody on eHarmony or any internet dating site?
 
2012-09-11 09:29:55 AM
Love your headline subby! I'm single, independent and still very, very hesitant to try the online dating scenario. I know it has worked wondrously for quite a few couples.
 
2012-09-11 09:39:00 AM
"That's crazy, my biggest fear is dying alone, too! Let's hang out and get to know each other."
 
2012-09-11 09:59:32 AM
I once tried a 3 month Match.com membership after an extended period of not getting laid. It was enough to turn me away from online dating forever.
 
2012-09-11 10:07:17 AM
I'm doing the online dating thing and it's a lot of fun. All my female friends are in relationships and it's hard to meet dudes when I'm at a sports bar with my male friends. I've met some crazy dudes but have had a lot of fun in the process. Okcupid is the way to go.
 
2012-09-11 10:07:21 AM
"We don't have to be married to have the baby. My age at 43, I have to get moving on the baby. The wedding can come later," said Inaba.

Cause that doesnt sound crazy at all.
 
2012-09-11 10:09:10 AM
One player down. It's 1 vs. 99!
 
2012-09-11 10:10:28 AM
She's got a badly placed mole.
 
2012-09-11 10:16:33 AM
Who?

/site blocked at work.
 
2012-09-11 10:20:52 AM

darkjezter: I once tried a 3 month Match.com membership after an extended period of not getting laid. It was enough to turn me away from online dating forever.


I set up an OKCupid account and it was enough to turn me away from dating, period. Reading the opposite sex's words gives you a deeper insight into their thoughts and motivations than conversation ever could. The horror, the horror...
 
2012-09-11 10:25:20 AM

JNowe: darkjezter: I once tried a 3 month Match.com membership after an extended period of not getting laid. It was enough to turn me away from online dating forever.

I set up an OKCupid account and it was enough to turn me away from dating, period. Reading the opposite sex's words gives you a deeper insight into their thoughts and motivations than conversation ever could. The horror, the horror...

 
2012-09-11 10:43:11 AM
I'll give her a baby.
 
2012-09-11 11:11:11 AM
eHarmony worked for me and my lady. Getting married Nov. 8th!

W00T science!
 
2012-09-11 11:26:08 AM

daverzzz: eHarmony worked for me and my lady. Getting married Nov. 8th!

W00T science!


Run - get out while you still can.
 
2012-09-11 11:27:27 AM
I read that as "Carrie Ann Labia."
 
2012-09-11 12:04:03 PM

JNowe: darkjezter: I once tried a 3 month Match.com membership after an extended period of not getting laid. It was enough to turn me away from online dating forever.

I set up an OKCupid account and it was enough to turn me away from dating, period. Reading the opposite sex's words gives you a deeper insight into their thoughts and motivations than conversation ever could. The horror, the horror...


"I'm a princess waiting for her prince."

Makes my skin crawl.
 
2012-09-11 12:11:36 PM
If I were to just take Carrie Ann on face value from what I see on TV, heck yes.

But men, when you hear about a woman who's baby-minded without an actual man in place to provide her with the one and only microscopic, swimming part of having a baby she's missing ... run. Why? Because she's got a whole plan in her head for both the child and you that you will have basically no say in.

So, unless you want to deal with not having control over your own life for the next 20 years, avoid.

/Sad to hear she's this way
 
2012-09-11 12:23:28 PM
But, but, but they were matched on 29 dimensions of compatibility! How can the rest of us have any hope if these two young lovers can't make it happen?
 
2012-09-11 01:00:50 PM

daverzzz: eHarmony worked for me and my lady. Getting married Nov. 8th!

W00T science!


Wife and I are celebrating our second anniversary this October.

Online dating versus the regular method, IMHO, is sort of like casting or trawling to catch one specific fish. Neither is exact, both take patience and a good chunk of good luck and ultimately is about what the person is comfortable doing.
 
2012-09-11 01:29:12 PM

farkin_noob: I'm doing the online dating thing and it's a lot of fun. All my female friends are in relationships and it's hard to meet dudes when I'm at a sports bar with my male friends. I've met some crazy dudes but have had a lot of fun in the process. Okcupid is the way to go.


That's great! Question: how do you tell who may be BSing you about himself? Or that he's safe to meet?
 
2012-09-11 01:38:34 PM

browntimmy:
I set up an OKCupid account and it was enough to turn me away from dating, period. Reading the opposite sex's words gives you a deeper insight into their thoughts and motivations than conversation ever could. The horror, the horror...
"I'm a princess waiting for her prince."
Makes my skin crawl.


I'm going to go re-open my OKCupid account and write something like, "Let's face it, you don't care what I think, what I like to eat, whether I like children or not. All you want to know is whether I fark, and more importantly, whether I'll fark YOU. And how fast I'll do it. And here's the answer: I don't know. Because unlike you, I would like to have some emotional connection with my lovers. This can only be determined by actual caring on your part. Since that's unlikely, I guess we don't need to talk."

Then I'll post the sexiest pictures of myself that I can take. lulZ
 
2012-09-11 01:59:37 PM
For some reason, I imagine her as being insanely crazy off camera. Dunno why... just a vibe I get from her.
 
2012-09-11 02:01:40 PM
In other news, Bruno Tonlioni has been in a stable relationship for more than 20 years.

/yeah, gay marriage will ruin it all for us
 
2012-09-11 03:08:15 PM
If she wants a baby whats wrong with the turkey baster method. She should have the cash to support herself and kid.
 
2012-09-11 03:22:41 PM

cryinoutloud: browntimmy:
I set up an OKCupid account and it was enough to turn me away from dating, period. Reading the opposite sex's words gives you a deeper insight into their thoughts and motivations than conversation ever could. The horror, the horror...
"I'm a princess waiting for her prince."
Makes my skin crawl.

I'm going to go re-open my OKCupid account and write something like, "Let's face it, you don't care what I think, what I like to eat, whether I like children or not. All you want to know is whether I fark, and more importantly, whether I'll fark YOU. And how fast I'll do it. And here's the answer: I don't know. Because unlike you, I would like to have some emotional connection with my lovers. This can only be determined by actual caring on your part. Since that's unlikely, I guess we don't need to talk."

Then I'll post the sexiest pictures of myself that I can take. lulZ


Keep your pics. No dating. No farking. (NTTAWWY)

But I definitely want you along on the next camping trip - if only just to tell the daughters dating horror stories while we're sitting around a mesquite campfire. A dose of cryinoutloud(SM) brand common-sense anti-romantic realistic advice would be a priceless addition to their education.
 
2012-09-11 04:21:55 PM

Sybarite: Carrie Ann Inaba? Fook Yu!


You kiss your mother with that mouth?
 
2012-09-11 04:54:37 PM

darkjezter: I once tried a 3 month Match.com membership after an extended period of not getting laid. It was enough to turn me away from online dating forever.


Sounds like you've never tried alt.com
That amount of fun ought to be illegal.
I'm sure one can find that Fook Yu/Fook Mi combo there, too.
 
2012-09-11 05:53:20 PM
Someone would not sign the prenup is my guess.
 
2012-09-11 06:29:47 PM

cryinoutloud: browntimmy:
I set up an OKCupid account and it was enough to turn me away from dating, period. Reading the opposite sex's words gives you a deeper insight into their thoughts and motivations than conversation ever could. The horror, the horror...
"I'm a princess waiting for her prince."
Makes my skin crawl.

I'm going to go re-open my OKCupid account and write something like, "Let's face it, you don't care what I think, what I like to eat, whether I like children or not. All you want to know is whether I fark, and more importantly, whether I'll fark YOU. And how fast I'll do it. And here's the answer: I don't know. Because unlike you, I would like to have some emotional connection with my lovers. This can only be determined by actual caring on your part. Since that's unlikely, I guess we don't need to talk."

Then I'll post the sexiest pictures of myself that I can take. lulZ


Sound advise from some random sage: The common thread in all your failed relationships is you.
 
2012-09-11 06:38:20 PM
Sometimes you FARKers are such a letdown...
www.examiner.com
static.wetpaint.me
cdn03.cdn.egotastic.com

gimme a dancer almost every time...
 
2012-09-11 06:40:13 PM

TwistedFark: Sound advise from some random sage: The common thread in all your failed relationships is you.


Dammit, you're supposed to encourage honesty, not punish it.

/NB: Advise is a verb. Advice is a noun.
 
2012-09-11 06:46:58 PM

unfarkingbelievable: farkin_noob: I'm doing the online dating thing and it's a lot of fun. All my female friends are in relationships and it's hard to meet dudes when I'm at a sports bar with my male friends. I've met some crazy dudes but have had a lot of fun in the process. Okcupid is the way to go.

That's great! Question: how do you tell who may be BSing you about himself? Or that he's safe to meet?


I'm a cynical biatch, so I assume everybody is bs-ing. I only meet in public where I know lots of people. And being a single mother I never invite them to my place. I am always upfront about that.

My profile is extremely honest, I totally admit to being a dick. I say I'm an offensive smartass and guys still get butthurt. It's pretty amusing.

Quikwitcutie is my profile, not all chicks are vapid twats.
 
2012-09-11 07:27:36 PM
csb time...
I graduated from high school with Carrie Anne's brother Craig. He was a quiet guy - short and skinny, and really nice. An excellent golfer (I think he was a second tier professional at one time). The Inaba family is very wealthy. They lived in a large home situated on a huge peninsula in Hawaii Kai that jutted out into the ocean. Although I visited their home a couple of times and I did meet Carrie Anne, she didn't make much of an impression on me because she must have been about 15 years old when I saw her last.
 
2012-09-11 08:17:24 PM

farkin_noob: unfarkingbelievable: farkin_noob: I'm doing the online dating thing and it's a lot of fun. All my female friends are in relationships and it's hard to meet dudes when I'm at a sports bar with my male friends. I've met some crazy dudes but have had a lot of fun in the process. Okcupid is the way to go.

That's great! Question: how do you tell who may be BSing you about himself? Or that he's safe to meet?

I'm a cynical biatch, so I assume everybody is bs-ing. I only meet in public where I know lots of people. And being a single mother I never invite them to my place. I am always upfront about that.

My profile is extremely honest, I totally admit to being a dick. I say I'm an offensive smartass and guys still get butthurt. It's pretty amusing.

Quikwitcutie is my profile, not all chicks are vapid twats.


i still don't understand. what do the guys get butthurt about? do you insult them or something in a reverse 'negging' scenario or the like? too many jokes about their mother? or do you only date kind, caring, sensitive gentlemen that still believe, "if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all"?

/will lurk profile later
//in a totally non-creepy lurking sort of way
 
2012-09-11 08:42:59 PM

divgradcurl: farkin_noob: unfarkingbelievable: farkin_noob: I'm doing the online dating thing and it's a lot of fun. All my female friends are in relationships and it's hard to meet dudes when I'm at a sports bar with my male friends. I've met some crazy dudes but have had a lot of fun in the process. Okcupid is the way to go.

That's great! Question: how do you tell who may be BSing you about himself? Or that he's safe to meet?

I'm a cynical biatch, so I assume everybody is bs-ing. I only meet in public where I know lots of people. And being a single mother I never invite them to my place. I am always upfront about that.

My profile is extremely honest, I totally admit to being a dick. I say I'm an offensive smartass and guys still get butthurt. It's pretty amusing.

Quikwitcutie is my profile, not all chicks are vapid twats.

i still don't understand. what do the guys get butthurt about? do you insult them or something in a reverse 'negging' scenario or the like? too many jokes about their mother? or do you only date kind, caring, sensitive gentlemen that still believe, "if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all"?

/will lurk profile later
//in a totally non-creepy lurking sort of way


The last guy to get all butthurt was weird. We had messaged each other a bunch and then we started texting. He seemed pretty cool, until he kept trying to get me to come over to his house. I offered to meet him at a bar, but he didn't want to. He sent me a bunch of texts trying to convince me to go to his house. So, I asked if he was planning to rape and murder me. He was not amused. I thought it was a valid question.
 
2012-09-11 10:04:22 PM
I would do unspeakable things to that women.
 
2012-09-12 12:50:35 AM

Penny_Ante: I would do unspeakable things to that women.


Speak a few.
 
2012-09-12 01:25:53 AM
Who?

/no, seriously.
//never watched any reality TV 'cept for Joe Schmoe
 
2012-09-12 12:01:46 PM
She is hot and I would hit it like the quickstep.
 
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