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(UPI)   Long awaited auction of Elvis' dirty underwear skids to a halt   ( divider line
    More: Fail, Elvis Presley, crotch, underwear, auctions, Glencore, Amazon, jumpsuits  
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1039 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 11 Sep 2012 at 8:49 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-11 09:04:30 AM  
It was underwear with a funny stain in the crotch area.
If you're a "Fool, Fool, Fool" to buy said underwear, you need "Suspicious Minds".
2012-09-11 09:07:36 AM  
Stinky stained underwear DIDN'T sell you say? There goes my retirement plan...
2012-09-11 09:41:44 AM  
Come on! The man had four months of constipated poop in his colon when he croaked on the throne. I highly doubt he was prairie-dogging in his skivvies.
2012-09-11 09:45:05 AM  
Showing that even crazed Elvis fans have their limits on stuff of his that they'll buy.
2012-09-11 12:02:20 PM  
I real fan would snatch those up and use them to make Elvis tea.
2012-09-11 01:22:33 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Showing that even crazed Elvis fans have their limits on stuff of his that they'll buy.

Actually it shows that if you are a crazed Elvis fan you aren't going to be employable enough to afford $16,000 for anything.

/Sorry hon, it's true.
2012-09-11 11:40:08 PM  
How the hell did somebody end up with Elvis' drawers?? Were all the guns, watches, and rings gone by the time he showed up?
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