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(New York Daily News)   Ryan Lochte dives head first into the dating pool, comes up with Miss USA, USA, USA   (nydailynews.com) divider line 26
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2012-09-11 06:44:21 AM
zero comments. I wonder if this because no one knows who either of these people are.

/ The olympics are over, swimming is not scheduled to be a sport again for 46 months.
 
2012-09-11 07:32:40 AM
images.askmen.com

He looks better in a swimsuit than she does.
Girl needs a sandwich.
 
2012-09-11 08:26:29 AM

Slives: He looks better in a swimsuit than she does.
Girl needs a sandwich.


And a left arm.
 
2012-09-11 08:40:33 AM
This guy is as dumb as a stump yet I constantly see him in pictures with numerous hot chicks who I'm sure would like nothing more than to fark him good, but I forgot that girls are into personality and sense of humor first and foremost right??
 
2012-09-11 09:05:04 AM

natural316: This guy is as dumb as a stump yet I constantly see him in pictures with numerous hot chicks who I'm sure would like nothing more than to fark him good, but I forgot that girls are into personality and sense of humor first and foremost right??


If you spell "personality and sense of humor" as "six pack abs and Amex Centurion", then you are correct, sir.
 
2012-09-11 09:13:30 AM

natural316: This guy is as dumb as a stump yet I constantly see him in pictures with numerous hot chicks who I'm sure would like nothing more than to fark him good, but I forgot that girls are into personality and sense of humor first and foremost right??


He's not exactly blowing up cellphone numbers he found in the MENSA member directory, either.
 
2012-09-11 09:16:01 AM

natural316: This guy is as dumb as a stump yet I constantly see him in pictures with numerous hot chicks who I'm sure would like nothing more than to fark him good, but I forgot that girls are into personality and sense of humor first and foremost right??


Get it straight:

One night stand or brief fling: Lochte-esque is perfectly fine and even preferred. I want to fark him, not discuss French literature with him.
Long-term partner: personality and sense of humor >>>>> 6-pack abs.

That said, these two would make a perfect couple, with a net total of 12 IQ points between them. And they would spawn a gaggle of gorgeous, dumb as rocks babies.

/girl
 
2012-09-11 09:16:09 AM
Good for him, she's hot.
 
2012-09-11 09:20:39 AM
Top THAT Michael Phelps!
 
2012-09-11 09:27:07 AM

slayer199: Top THAT Michael Phelps!


Michael Phelps got married to a chick he impregnated on a one night stand. It happened during the time he worked as a lighting salesman. The story was on the main page: Link
 
2012-09-11 09:36:45 AM
I'd dive head first into it.
 
2012-09-11 09:48:11 AM
Ok, she is pretty hot and I'm sure lots of guys would be interested in her, but by all means Miss USA... go ahead and date a known promiscuous dude, who is young, considered good looking and I'm assuming has enough wealth to date multiple girls. I just hope you don't go on a public tour later on explaining how hurt you are when he cheated on you.
 
2012-09-11 10:03:41 AM

exick: natural316: This guy is as dumb as a stump yet I constantly see him in pictures with numerous hot chicks who I'm sure would like nothing more than to fark him good, but I forgot that girls are into personality and sense of humor first and foremost right??

He's not exactly blowing up cellphone numbers he found in the MENSA member directory, either.


well, I sincerely doubt you'll find anyone in MENSA with a personality or sense of humor.
 
2012-09-11 10:33:29 AM
 
2012-09-11 10:35:21 AM
Get this sh*t OFF THE SPORTS TAB.
 
2012-09-11 10:37:42 AM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Get this sh*t OFF THE SPORTS TAB.


Why? I agree it's gossip, but at least it's about an athlete. If we're going to call NASCAR and rasslin' "Sports", then this is in the right place.
 
2012-09-11 11:06:03 AM

Slives: [images.askmen.com image 490x640]

He looks better in a swimsuit than she does.
Girl needs a sandwich.


Is that cameltoe or grill marks?
 
2012-09-11 11:12:44 AM
 
2012-09-11 11:32:43 AM
So is she actually that stupid, or does Donald Trump talk to everyone like they're 2-year olds?
 
2012-09-11 12:14:25 PM
Last week I got a picture of a naked Ryan Lochte sent to my phone from a friend of one of his jilted ex-gfs. The photo isn't out there (yet), but you can google it and find some more about the story if you want (she tried to send it to Perez, but Lochte didn't show his face so he wouldn't show it). Anyway, he has a very large American penis.
 
2012-09-11 12:32:35 PM

I_Love_Cheesecake: Ryan Lochte is terrible at interviews.


JEAH!!!!
 
2012-09-11 01:02:30 PM

calm like a bomb: well, I sincerely doubt you'll find anyone in MENSA with a personality or sense of humor.

[sydney.jollypeople.com image 227x227]

Would like a word with you.


calm like a bomb: well, I sincerely doubt you'll find anyone in MENSA with a personality or sense of humor.

[sydney.jollypeople.com image 227x227]

Would like a word with you.


I've never thought she was funny
 
2012-09-11 01:55:59 PM

neilio42: Michael Phelps got married to a chick he impregnated on a one night stand. It happened during the time he worked as a lighting salesman. The story was on the main page: Link


LOL. Well-played sir.
 
2012-09-11 02:07:37 PM
Purple_Paramecium: : That said, these two would make a perfect couple, with a net total of 12 IQ points between them

Perhaps the swimmer. The girl fairly smart. She speaks Italian, has six straight semesters on the deans list at Boston U, and won the Miss USA pageant by impressing the judges with her answer to a tough question about gay BS during her Q & A session.
 
2012-09-11 03:36:32 PM

neilio42: slayer199: Top THAT Michael Phelps!

Michael Phelps got married to a chick he impregnated on a one night stand. It happened during the time he worked as a lighting salesman. The story was on the main page: Link


[applause.gif]
 
2012-09-12 05:31:07 PM

neilio42: slayer199: Top THAT Michael Phelps!

Michael Phelps got married to a chick he impregnated on a one night stand. It happened during the time he worked as a lighting salesman. The story was on the main page: Link


lulz. nicely done.
 
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