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(International Digital Times)   Adam Sandler is the third person to have died in a Swiss snowboarding accident this week   (idigitaltimes.com) divider line 41
    More: Stupid, Adam Sandler, Switzerland, Channing Tatum, Charlie Sheen, accidents  
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2012-09-11 03:56:20 AM  
These guys need to get new material. Now they're reporting Eddie Murphy has died in a similar fashion, again totally false, but they're using almost the exact same wording as that for Adam Sandler.
 
2012-09-11 04:04:07 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: These guys need to get new material. Now they're reporting Eddie Murphy has died in a similar fashion, again totally false, but they're using almost the exact same wording as that for Adam Sandler.


How about this: Dane Cook died of a heart attack when he told a joke on stage and people laughed. The shock was too great.
 
2012-09-11 04:07:08 AM  
Jeff Goldblum fell off a mountain in New Zealand.

/so I hear
 
2012-09-11 04:12:50 AM  

Sgygus: Jeff Goldblum fell off a mountain in New Zealand.

/so I hear


IIRC, that was twitter. The reports of Adam Sandler & Eddie Murphy's deaths are from a hoax news site called Global Associated News.
 
2012-09-11 04:19:43 AM  
Noiw what is Rob Schneider going to do?

/RTFA
 
2012-09-11 04:25:22 AM  

Colostomy: Noiw what is Rob Schneider going to do?


It
 
2012-09-11 07:40:16 AM  

RedPhoenix122: Bathia_Mapes: These guys need to get new material. Now they're reporting Eddie Murphy has died in a similar fashion, again totally false, but they're using almost the exact same wording as that for Adam Sandler.

How about this: Dane Cook died of a heart attack when he told a joke on stage and people laughed. The shock was too great.


Not a Dane Cook fan, but the rape bit was great if only for pissing people off.
 
2012-09-11 07:43:52 AM  
www.usmagazine.com

R.I.P. Andy Samberg. You never got to enjoy your retirement from SNL
 
2012-09-11 07:59:54 AM  
If only
 
2012-09-11 08:04:54 AM  

Crewmannumber6: If only


True dat.
 
2012-09-11 08:07:37 AM  
assets.clickmotive.com
RIP
 
2012-09-11 08:16:55 AM  
If only....
 
2012-09-11 08:36:20 AM  

StrikitRich: [www.usmagazine.com image 290x402]

R.I.P. Andy Samberg. You never got to enjoy your retirement from SNL


R.I.P Andy Dick in a Box
 
2012-09-11 08:42:53 AM  
It's the first week of September. The credibility of claiming they're snowboarding in the northern hemisphere is low.
 
2012-09-11 08:46:22 AM  
If they're going to do fake stories on celebs dying, they need to do something more interesting like auto-erotic asphyxiation or unfortunate accidents involving insertion of gerbils inside a rectum.
 
2012-09-11 08:47:44 AM  
These things to tend to happen in threes.
 
2012-09-11 08:50:28 AM  
Isn't there a Morgan Freeman one going around right now as well? I even saw an " R.I.P. Morgan Freeman" Facebook page. Not sure what that is all about
 
2012-09-11 09:05:19 AM  
Sandler's been dead since he finished shooting Don't Mess with the Zohan.
 
2012-09-11 09:20:26 AM  
That is a cruel joke, they shouldn't get our hopes up like that.
 
2012-09-11 09:20:59 AM  

wildcardjack: It's the first week of September. The credibility of claiming they're snowboarding in the northern hemisphere is low.

There are places in the Swiss Alps you can ski all year. Jungfrau region in particular.
 
2012-09-11 10:21:50 AM  

Spartapuss: These things to tend to happen in threestrees.



nstarzone.com
FTFY
 
2012-09-11 10:24:04 AM  

moshi8: Isn't there a Morgan Freeman one going around right now as well? I even saw an " R.I.P. Morgan Freeman" Facebook page. Not sure what that is all about


I heard about that and i was prepared to honor him with "the Shawshire Redemption" his final projedt.
 
2012-09-11 10:26:30 AM  

Mixolydian Master: Spartapuss: These things to tend to happen in threestrees.



[nstarzone.com image 258x352]
FTFY


Sonny Bono was murdered. It wasn't an accident.
 
2012-09-11 10:27:42 AM  

Spartapuss: These things to tend to always happen in threes.


www.distant-galaxy.com
 
2012-09-11 10:30:22 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

/had to
 
2012-09-11 10:33:46 AM  
wildcardjack

It's the first week of September. The credibility of claiming they're snowboarding in the northern hemisphere is low. 

I would generally agree with that statement, however here in BC we still have lingering winter snowpacks. In some places over 2m, others almost 6m!
 
2012-09-11 10:42:12 AM  

moshi8: Isn't there a Morgan Freeman one going around right now as well? I even saw an " R.I.P. Morgan Freeman" Facebook page. Not sure what that is all about


I saw that yesterday as well. I don't believe any celebrity deaths until I get to Fark to confirm them.
 
2012-09-11 12:09:52 PM  
FTA: Okay people, let's just get one thing clear right now: Adam Sandler is ALIVE which more than I can say for my humor...

Or Sandler's idea of humor.
 
2012-09-11 12:17:29 PM  

Sgygus: Jeff Goldblum fell off a mountain in New Zealand.

/so I hear


If I may... Um, I'll tell you the problem with the mountain climbing power that he was using there, it didn't require any discipline to attain it. He read what others had done and he took the next step. He didn't earn the knowledge for himself, so he don't take any responsibility for it. He stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as he could, and before he even knew what he had, you photographed it, and scaled it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now...

He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he didn't stop to think if he should.
 
2012-09-11 12:26:09 PM  

exparrot: [upload.wikimedia.org image 180x243]

/had to


www.acefrehleyguitar.com

/ditto
 
2012-09-11 12:37:48 PM  
Adam Sandler broke up with Tom Cruise?

i.ytimg.com

I'm dead? this is shocking!
 
2012-09-11 12:57:43 PM  

wildcardjack: It's the first week of September. The credibility of claiming they're snowboarding in the northern hemisphere is low.


There's year round skiing/ snowboarding on lots of glaciers in Europe.
 
2012-09-11 01:26:25 PM  

Cormee: wildcardjack: It's the first week of September. The credibility of claiming they're snowboarding in the northern hemisphere is low.

There's year round skiing/ snowboarding on lots of glaciers in Europe.


Doubt there are many trees growing on a glacier.
 
2012-09-11 01:53:13 PM  

TotallyHeadless: Cormee: wildcardjack: It's the first week of September. The credibility of claiming they're snowboarding in the northern hemisphere is low.

There's year round skiing/ snowboarding on lots of glaciers in Europe.

Doubt there are many trees growing on a glacier.


The amazing thing about glaciers, and other things though, is, where they end other stuff tends to start.
 
2012-09-11 03:09:43 PM  
Never forget.
 
paj
2012-09-11 04:17:40 PM  
Strange news, considering he was in Toronto this weekend for the film festival - Link

I guess flights are quick these days...
 
2012-09-11 05:05:31 PM  

robohobo: RedPhoenix122: Bathia_Mapes: These guys need to get new material. Now they're reporting Eddie Murphy has died in a similar fashion, again totally false, but they're using almost the exact same wording as that for Adam Sandler.

How about this: Dane Cook died of a heart attack when he told a joke on stage and people laughed. The shock was too great.

Not a Dane Cook fan, but the rape bit was great if only for pissing people off.


Wait, I thought that was Daniel Tosh?
 
2012-09-11 05:35:49 PM  
I guess though, if you get your kicks off of terrifying the ignorant, originality is probably not high on your priority list.

Hoaxing people that Adam Sandler has died in a snowboarding accident is going to terrify ignorant people?
 
2012-09-11 05:57:24 PM  

Cormee: wildcardjack: It's the first week of September. The credibility of claiming they're snowboarding in the northern hemisphere is low.

There's year round skiing/ snowboarding on lots of glaciers in Europe.


Palmer Ice Field

Only open May - September.
 
2012-09-11 08:04:51 PM  
Weeners in the article sums it all up perfectly. The only thing dead is his career.
 
2012-09-12 02:45:01 AM  

eyeq360: If they're going to do fake stories on celebs dying, they need to do something more interesting like auto-erotic asphyxiation or unfortunate accidents involving insertion of gerbils inside a rectum.


Imagine how horrifyingly colorful it would be if, say, someone famous' corpse was found alone, naked in their palatial mansion, with a hempen macramé belt around their neck and a rectum stuffed with a series of various still-living animals -- mice, hamsters, guinea pigs, etc. -- each having been shaved, declawed and the teeth removed and then lubed and stuffed into the rectum of the next larger animal, culminating at the smallest end with a grain of rice upon which The Lord's Prayer had been hand-written and at the largest end with the dead celebrity, like some perverse and macabre sexual turducken. Also with a bowl of pitted green olives stuffed with blue cheese and a dog-eared copy of Dianetics nearby, and a DVD of four hours of excerpted video from the June 3, 2009, broadcast of worldwide city forecasts from The Weather Channel playing on the TV.

...Not that such a thing has ever happened and been hushed up. I'm not saying that at all.
 
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