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(TMZ)   Bynes is officially the new Lohan, and the LA cops absolutely suck when dealing with celebrities   (tmz.com) divider line 63
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2012-09-11 03:22:16 AM  
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2012-09-11 04:27:21 AM  
Attractive women get breaks from the police? When the hell did this start happening?!
 
2012-09-11 05:02:08 AM  
Submitter: Bynes is officially the new Lohan

In that case, I am very much looking forward to the commando upskirt pics.
 
2012-09-11 05:16:00 AM  

Relatively Obscure: Attractive women get breaks from the police? When the hell did this start happening?!


Attractive? Slightly. I still wouldnt kick her out of bed.

Now Kristen Stewert, she is drop dead gorgeous.
 
2012-09-11 05:26:46 AM  

cman: Now Kristen Stewert, she is drop dead gorgeous.


because she sparkles?

/get a brain, moran
 
2012-09-11 05:29:12 AM  

urban.derelict: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 640x480]


not guilty!
 
2012-09-11 05:34:09 AM  

urban.derelict: cman: Now Kristen Stewert, she is drop dead gorgeous.

because she sparkles?

/get a brain, moran


No, because she is insanely hot
 
2012-09-11 05:40:28 AM  
Geez she has AMAZING legs
 
2012-09-11 05:51:24 AM  

cman: No, because she is insanely hot


yeah an... she's got no tits and hot women are a dime a dozen and she had one f*cking shiatty role in one movie franchise that produced groans in everyone 19 or older with each movie release.

Uchiha_Cycliste: not guilty!


this.
 
2012-09-11 06:08:18 AM  

cman: Relatively Obscure: Attractive women get breaks from the police? When the hell did this start happening?!

Attractive? Slightly. I still wouldnt kick her out of bed.

Now Kristen Stewert, she is drop dead gorgeous.


Teresa Palmer is like the attractive version of Kristen Stewart.
 
2012-09-11 06:10:47 AM  

cman: urban.derelict: cman: Now Kristen Stewert, she is drop dead gorgeous.

because she sparkles?

/get a brain, moran

No, because she is insanely hot


Put your glasses back on.

/I hate her non-acting arse
 
2012-09-11 06:11:50 AM  
Or she's not suspended? I know in Illinois they give you a certain amount of time for a heads up before they suspend you. You don't immediately get suspended with new charges
 
2012-09-11 06:53:11 AM  
she's a much bigger train wreck than Lohan ever was, and she has been for a really long time, from the sound of it
 
2012-09-11 06:55:01 AM  

Dairy King: Or she's not suspended? I know in Illinois they give you a certain amount of time for a heads up before they suspend you. You don't immediately get suspended with new charges


Except for the part where she apparently refused a breathalyzer after a DUI stop, which is an automatic 1 year suspension. Don't White Knight this ho, she has enough supporters in the LAPD.
 
2012-09-11 06:55:50 AM  

Bontesla: Teresa Palmer is like the attractive version of Kristen Stewart.


Who? Takes a look. I would have to agree.
 
2012-09-11 07:34:07 AM  
Seriously? She's up to, what, three hit and runs? And it's suspended license and no jail time?! THE FARK?! Every government employee involved in this needs to be fired and charged with some crime.
 
2012-09-11 07:37:28 AM  

cman: urban.derelict: cman: Now Kristen Stewert, she is drop dead gorgeous.

because she sparkles?

/get a brain, moran

No, because she is insanely hot


I guess if you like that whole emotionless blob thing, sure, she's hot.
 
2012-09-11 07:47:02 AM  

TheVeryDeadIanMartin: Bontesla: Teresa Palmer is like the attractive version of Kristen Stewart.

Who? Takes a look. I would have to agree.


She was in Take Me Home Tonight and it confused the crap out of us. We kept thinking, "Since when is Stewart pretty? Wait - she can act? Well, why the hell didn't she do that in Twilight?"
 
2012-09-11 07:50:27 AM  

Serious Black: cman: urban.derelict: cman: Now Kristen Stewert, she is drop dead gorgeous.

because she sparkles?

/get a brain, moran

No, because she is insanely hot

I guess if you like that whole emotionless blob thing, sure, she's hot.


Yeah, how would you know if she's enjoying it. might as well f*ck a real doll. it has the same range of expression.
 
2012-09-11 07:57:10 AM  

Emmett Fitz-Hume: Except for the part where she apparently refused a breathalyzer after a DUI stop, which is an automatic 1 year suspension. Don't White Knight this ho, she has enough supporters in the LAPD.


There's no hardship license provision.
 
2012-09-11 07:57:52 AM  

Bruce Campbell: Emmett Fitz-Hume: Except for the part where she apparently refused a breathalyzer after a DUI stop, which is an automatic 1 year suspension. Don't White Knight this ho, she has enough supporters in the LAPD.


There's no hardship license provision?
 
2012-09-11 08:04:33 AM  
Did you see those (stripper) heels? No wonder she's such a lousy driver
 
2012-09-11 08:07:05 AM  
Citizens of Los Angles, if you're involved in an accident with Amanda Bynes simply take the law into your own hands. If she doesn't attempt to flee the scene of the accident, physically assault her. Once again it's clear that the LAPD and the California courts are unable -- or more likely, unwilling to adequately protect or service the general public by arresting and holding celebrities accountable for their actions.
 
2012-09-11 08:08:32 AM  

Two Dogs Farking: Submitter: Bynes is officially the new Lohan

In that case, I am very much looking forward to the commando clammando upskirt pics.


FTFY
 
2012-09-11 08:18:44 AM  
I had a girlfriend who was a dead ringer for Amanda Bynes. Dumped her for a dead ringer for Allyson Hannigan. Seemed like a reasonable trade.
 
2012-09-11 08:28:36 AM  
I don't even know who this worthless bich is. At least I knew who Lindsay Lohan was before she turned into a train wreck.
 
2012-09-11 08:43:54 AM  

Serious Black: cman: urban.derelict: cman: Now Kristen Stewert, she is drop dead gorgeous.

because she sparkles?

/get a brain, moran

No, because she is insanely hot

I guess if you like that whole emotionless blob thing, sure, she's hot.


Agreed, man I am totally missing the boat on this broad. There is soooo many much hotter dames out there.
 
2012-09-11 08:56:29 AM  
When you have any kind of fame, does it really cost that much to have a limo take you everywhere? Then you can drink/shoot up/snort whatever you like.
 
2012-09-11 09:08:52 AM  

cman: Relatively Obscure: Attractive women get breaks from the police? When the hell did this start happening?!

Attractive? Slightly. I still wouldnt kick her out of bed.

Now Kristen Stewert, she is drop dead gorgeous.


Her?
 
2012-09-11 09:30:21 AM  
I'd bet nickels for nipples that cops have been ordered by the mayor himself to let celebrities go immediately just so everyone can avoid bad press, publicity and a shiat load of tax payer money being thrown away on years of court costs.

Everyone is secretly hoping they end up seriously injured if not dead.
 
2012-09-11 09:30:42 AM  
Was the cop black? Cause I've heard that black dudes have a thing for her... or was it the other way around? I forget.

/got nothing
 
2012-09-11 09:42:41 AM  

cman: urban.derelict: cman: Now Kristen Stewert, she is drop dead gorgeous.

because she sparkles?

/get a brain, moran

No, because she is insanely hot


Brooklyn Decker, Marissa Miller, various other SI swimsuit/Victoria Secret models are insanely hot.

Kristen Stewart is more of an every day, girl next door kind of hot. The kind you can find on any college campus (well maybe not Oral Roberts) just by walking around for a while.
 
2012-09-11 10:36:04 AM  
Looks like her door is speckled with dried vomit.

Nice
 
2012-09-11 10:46:17 AM  
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2012-09-11 10:47:42 AM  
That outfit is ugly as all get out, and how the hell does one drive in heels that tall anyway?
 
2012-09-11 10:50:02 AM  

madcan34: I'd bet nickels for nipples that cops have been ordered by the mayor himself to let celebrities go immediately just so everyone can avoid bad press, publicity and a shiat load of tax payer money being thrown away on years of court costs.

Everyone is secretly hoping they end up seriously injured if not dead.


Who? The lawbreaking celebrities they refuse to reign in, or the rest of the citizens that they refuse to protect?
 
2012-09-11 10:52:19 AM  
LA cops are tiny. No wonder it took so many to subdue Rodney.
 
2012-09-11 11:07:15 AM  
She is hot as shiat.
 
2012-09-11 11:40:22 AM  

calm like a bomb: cman: Relatively Obscure: Attractive women get breaks from the police? When the hell did this start happening?!

Attractive? Slightly. I still wouldnt kick her out of bed.

Now Kristen Stewert, she is drop dead gorgeous.

Her?


She's really funny.
/mayonegg
 
2012-09-11 12:03:57 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: madcan34: I'd bet nickels for nipples that cops have been ordered by the mayor himself to let celebrities go immediately just so everyone can avoid bad press, publicity and a shiat load of tax payer money being thrown away on years of court costs.

Everyone is secretly hoping they end up seriously injured if not dead.

Who? The lawbreaking celebrities they refuse to reign in, or the rest of the citizens that they refuse to protect?


Yes
 
2012-09-11 12:04:39 PM  

Phil Ken Sebben: calm like a bomb: cman: Relatively Obscure: Attractive women get breaks from the police? When the hell did this start happening?!

Attractive? Slightly. I still wouldnt kick her out of bed.

Now Kristen Stewert, she is drop dead gorgeous.

Her?

She's really funny.
/mayonegg


*fist bump*
 
2012-09-11 12:24:16 PM  

cman: Attractive? Slightly.


That's all it takes.
 
2012-09-11 12:38:13 PM  

Surly U. Jest: Looks like her door is speckled with dried vomit.

Nice


Thank you!!! I was beginning to think that maybe I was the only one who noticed that!
 
2012-09-11 12:52:02 PM  

Relatively Obscure: Attractive women get breaks from the police? When the hell did this start happening?!


Since when has that been extended from speeding tickets to driving with a suspended license after two hit and runs?
 
2012-09-11 01:08:07 PM  

traxan: Relatively Obscure: Attractive women get breaks from the police? When the hell did this start happening?!

Since when has that been extended from speeding tickets to driving with a suspended license after two hit and runs?


Since forever, I imagine.
 
2012-09-11 01:31:56 PM  
Until Amanda Bynes looks twice her age subby, I have to respectfully disagree with your assertion re: the "new" Lohan. The NEXT Lohan, possibly. "New", not yet.
 
2012-09-11 01:35:10 PM  

garandman1a: Until Amanda Bynes looks twice her age subby, I have to respectfully disagree with your assertion re: the "new" Lohan. The NEXT Lohan, possibly. "New", not yet.


They are the same age. I'd say Amanda has some catching up to do.
 
2012-09-11 01:36:29 PM  

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yeah, those are all five years old

/I'd bang her, but she's not 'Hollywood' hot, and all the drinking ain't gonna change that for her
 
2012-09-11 01:40:07 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: That outfit is ugly as all get out, and how the hell does one drive in heels that tall anyway?


Very badly, it seems.
 
2012-09-11 02:17:56 PM  

tooeasy: yeah, those are all five years old

/I'd bang her, but she's not 'Hollywood' hot, and all the drinking ain't gonna change that for her


I don't know about the others but the first one has "2011" prominently displayed astride her hips.
 
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