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(Telegraph)   ...because if there's one guy you want to listen to about fitness, it's the overweight dictator of North Korea   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 32
    More: Silly, Kim Jong Il, North Koreans, Pyongyang, KCNA  
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2012-09-11 02:45:38 AM
Ah, so they've finally figured out food again, have they? Or the population fell low enough they could get by on what little food they could produce.
 
2012-09-11 02:46:21 AM
Oh boy! I can't wait to find out what his "on-the-spot guidance" was.
 
2012-09-11 02:46:26 AM
Those Mao-style suits are coming back.
 
2012-09-11 02:48:48 AM
I'd take fashion advice from that guy before fitness advice.
 
2012-09-11 02:53:27 AM
FTA : Aid agencies have warned that while the privileged classes in Pyongyang will not go hungry, many people in rural areas are suffering malnutrition.

Oh, boo-hoo!

Always with the drama from those aid agencies do-gooders.

His wife is the new Jackie O.

Cant we celebrate that?
 
2012-09-11 03:01:45 AM
How did Gil Scott-Heron put it? Oh, yes, something like: ". . .New York like Johannesburg, LA like Johannesburg, Detroit like Johannesburg. . ."
 
2012-09-11 03:02:28 AM
He's not fat, he's fluffy.

He's not fat, he's big boned.
 
2012-09-11 03:12:58 AM
"According to KCNA, the gym covers nearly 148,000 square feet and has 138 exercise machines, including apparatus for running, cycling and rowing. "

Coincidentally, That is exactly how many North Koreans Dear leader needs to screw in a light bulb. Coincidence? I frink naught!
 
2012-09-11 03:16:38 AM
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2012-09-11 03:24:50 AM
North Korea is proof that "Never again" is just a meaningless phrase. Go ahead and yuck it up in this thread while people are dying in death camps.

/It happens over and over and over again.
 
2012-09-11 03:38:09 AM

Phoenix_M: North Korea is proof that "Never again" is just a meaningless phrase. Go ahead and yuck it up in this thread while people are dying in death camps.

/It happens over and over and over again.


It only matters when it's the people you feel a connection with.
 
2012-09-11 03:49:13 AM

wildcardjack: Ah, so they've finally figured out food again, have they? Or the population fell low enough they could get by on what little food they could produce.


Or the fat retarded mushroom rescinded all laws against open cannibalism.
 
rpl
2012-09-11 03:57:10 AM
imgace.com
 
2012-09-11 05:57:51 AM
Best Korea
 
2012-09-11 06:42:54 AM

signaljammer: How did Gil Scott-Heron put it? Oh, yes, something like: ". . .New York like Johannesburg, LA like Johannesburg, Detroit like Johannesburg. . ."


But this time around, the revolution is being televised.
 
2012-09-11 06:54:52 AM
Haters gonna hate.
 
2012-09-11 06:55:04 AM

Phoenix_M: North Korea is proof that "Never again" is just a meaningless phrase. Go ahead and yuck it up in this thread while people are dying in death camps.

/It happens over and over and over again.


The fact that that they don't all just stand up and trash the rinky dink little tyrant makes me wonder if they are worth saving. If I'm starving and some guy down the road is hoarding food, you bet I'm gonna go and take it.
 
2012-09-11 07:04:09 AM
The mental image of Dear Leader, Jr. huffing and puffing away on an exercycle, I find to be somewhat
amusing.
 
2012-09-11 07:14:43 AM
Pffft, he beat Bolt in the 100 meters. While kicking Chuck Norris's ass...
 
2012-09-11 07:15:23 AM

nmchico24: boobies!


Moobies?
 
2012-09-11 08:03:59 AM
He'd be a lot skinnier if someone threw him under the bus. Then ran him over five or six times.
 
2012-09-11 08:46:16 AM

hitlersbrain: Phoenix_M: North Korea is proof that "Never again" is just a meaningless phrase. Go ahead and yuck it up in this thread while people are dying in death camps.

/It happens over and over and over again.

The fact that that they don't all just stand up and trash the rinky dink little tyrant makes me wonder if they are worth saving. If I'm starving and some guy down the road is hoarding food, you bet I'm gonna go and take it.


We're talking about multi-generational starvation and indoctrination at this point. It's not the same as suffering a lean winter in a first world country.
 
2012-09-11 10:11:34 AM
What, they have enough food now that they can afford to expend calories on exercise?
 
2012-09-11 10:39:30 AM
It is no different than the 130 lb crossfit trainers telling you how to get swoll.

lol crossfit
 
2012-09-11 10:44:51 AM

desertfool: signaljammer: How did Gil Scott-Heron put it? Oh, yes, something like: ". . .New York like Johannesburg, LA like Johannesburg, Detroit like Johannesburg. . ."

But this time around, the revolution is being televised.


And whitey's on the Moon
 
2012-09-11 01:24:19 PM
In the TFA's picture, he looks like he just finished eating a small child-- Oh hell... what am I saying? Except for him, almost everyone else in North Korea would be considered small by our standards. If he turns cannibal, he's got an almost limitless supply of food.
 
2012-09-11 01:30:49 PM
I don't think we should talk. Cough cough...Michelle Obama.
 
2012-09-11 02:40:30 PM
boobies!
 
2012-09-11 02:50:56 PM
We know he is horrible. then we see his wife. Then we want to be horrible like him.
 
2012-09-11 04:57:18 PM

Fark Me To Tears: If he turns cannibal, he's got an almost limitless supply of food.


Low-protein and high ash, though.
 
2012-09-12 07:31:31 AM
They need dinner plates...not weight plates!

Well, not number one son.
 
2012-09-12 10:04:50 AM

shirtsbyeric: I don't think we should talk. Cough cough...Michelle Obama.


It's funny that you think his level of fitness compares to hers. I bet you're the model of good health.
 
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