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(Fairfax Times)   Oh, this is the best pizza in a cone ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cone 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this   (fairfaxtimes.com) divider line 37
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2012-09-11 06:38:37 AM
Advertising tag not available?
 
2012-09-11 06:41:28 AM
[shutupandtakemymoney.jpg]
 
2012-09-11 06:44:35 AM
Jesus, guys, women are beyond fat enough already. You're not helping.
 
2012-09-11 06:44:52 AM
Is..is..is that..pizza in a cup?
 
2012-09-11 06:49:08 AM
I know I'm weird, but I like to have my food to have the same consistency and levels of flavor the entire time I'm eating it, so a pizza cone grosses me out.
 
2012-09-11 07:01:23 AM
That intrigued me, I wished to try one so I googled it and was rather surprised to see they were invented in 2004. How has this been around so long without someone telling me? This is an outrage.

I'll go try one.
 
2012-09-11 07:10:32 AM

CK2005: I know I'm weird, but I like to have my food to have the same consistency and levels of flavor the entire time I'm eating it, so a pizza cone grosses me out.


Yeah, but with a pizza cone, the cheese is on the bottom. That way you can control your cheese distribution while you're eating your pizza, ya' see?
 
2012-09-11 07:11:51 AM
images.sodahead.com

Pizza on a stick guy shakes his dick at pretentious,
soon to be out of business, Pizza in a cone guy.
 
2012-09-11 07:26:57 AM
want
 
2012-09-11 07:33:52 AM
Seen running to the area. 

0.tqn.com
 
2012-09-11 07:34:37 AM

offmymeds: CK2005: I know I'm weird, but I like to have my food to have the same consistency and levels of flavor the entire time I'm eating it, so a pizza cone grosses me out.

Yeah, but with a pizza cone, the cheese is on the bottom. That way you can control your cheese distribution while you're eating your pizza, ya' see?


Maybe i'm misunderstanding, but going from the article picture it looks like the base is wrapped into a cone and then the whole innards is stuffed full of topping so it becomes level, rather than simply a pizza wrapped into a cone. That's what I'm hoping for at least. Stick a spoon in and eat the topping like a soup.

I've been on a diet for about a month, the very prospect of this is making every part of me salivate. Every part... which explains why I had to go on a diet.
 
2012-09-11 07:44:27 AM

Slaxl: offmymeds: CK2005: I know I'm weird, but I like to have my food to have the same consistency and levels of flavor the entire time I'm eating it, so a pizza cone grosses me out.

Yeah, but with a pizza cone, the cheese is on the bottom. That way you can control your cheese distribution while you're eating your pizza, ya' see?

Maybe i'm misunderstanding, but going from the article picture it looks like the base is wrapped into a cone and then the whole innards is stuffed full of topping so it becomes level, rather than simply a pizza wrapped into a cone. That's what I'm hoping for at least. Stick a spoon in and eat the topping like a soup.

I've been on a diet for about a month, the very prospect of this is making every part of me salivate. Every part... which explains why I had to go on a diet.


Don't go on a diet, those always fail. Go on a 'change the way I eat forever'. Sucks, but you get used to it.
 
2012-09-11 07:49:12 AM
Subby is a Jerk!
Now I am hungry and no place around to get a pizza cone.
 
2012-09-11 07:52:28 AM
I just want to say, that tonight I discovered that when I go back to LA to see my brother, I stay in a motel 6 less than 1/2 mile away from Earl Hickey's Motel. My motel is better because there is an authentic Tommy's in the parking lot even though it does smell tremendously of hops from the Anheuser-Busch brewery across the street and there's no shetland pony at the bottom of the pool.

Somehow this makes me more proud of being a native Angeleno.
 
2012-09-11 08:14:54 AM
www.bannedinhollywood.com

Seen leaving the scene
 
2012-09-11 08:30:21 AM
He hates these toppings!!!
 
2012-09-11 09:00:44 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-11 09:06:33 AM
OK, one more time:

1. Pizza goes on plate
2. Beer goes in glass
3. Profit

Any questions?
 
2012-09-11 09:11:39 AM
Pizza cones are actually not terribly difficult to make. Make pizza dough or roll out a premade raw crust, cut it into wedges, and cook it partway. While the crust is hot, roll it into a cone, pinch the edges shut, and stand it up in a tallboy can with the top cut off and the edges fanned. (Use a scissors to cut straight down from the top a couple of inches,, repeat every half inch or so around the can, then spread it open.) Add your fillings and cook another six or seven minutes. Ta-da, you have created something wonderfully terrible for you!
 
2012-09-11 09:19:15 AM
What's my special purpose for?
 
2012-09-11 09:20:45 AM

THX 1138: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 316x634]


came for this. well-played, sir.
 
2012-09-11 09:24:52 AM
I was born a poor black child.
 
2012-09-11 09:26:28 AM
Oh, its a profit deal! That takes the pressure off
 
2012-09-11 09:32:15 AM
I know (I know) you belooong to sooomebody neeeeww.
But tonight. You belong to me.
 
2012-09-11 09:37:18 AM

Slaxl: Stick a spoon in and eat the topping like a soup.


Bite the bottom off and suck the cheese slather through the bottom. Then nibble away the crust.

Even consistency throughout each stage of the meal.

Obviously.
 
2012-09-11 09:39:46 AM

EZ Writer: OK, one more time:

1. Pizza goes on plate
2. Beer goes in glass
3. Profit

Any questions?


i.imgur.com

I think I did something wrong.
 
2012-09-11 09:44:41 AM

LOTN: EZ Writer: OK, one more time:

1. Pizza goes on plate
2. Beer goes in glass
3. Profit

Any questions?

[i.imgur.com image 500x450]

I think I did something wrong.


Or did you?
 
2012-09-11 09:45:32 AM

Biness: Oh, its a profit deal! That takes the pressure off


Step right up and win some crap!
 
2012-09-11 09:54:38 AM
Stay away from the cans!
 
2012-09-11 09:58:20 AM
Wants more meats in a cone:

www.celebrity9.com
 
2012-09-11 10:00:45 AM
no creme fraiche?
 
2012-09-11 10:06:37 AM

TiMthisIS: Wants more meats in a cone:

[www.celebrity9.com image 400x318]


whiskyandwry.com
 
2012-09-11 11:35:42 AM
Amazon has the pizza cone making set if you ever wanted to make pizza cones at home.
 
2012-09-11 12:08:41 PM

lasercannon: Amazon has the pizza cone making set if you ever wanted to make pizza cones at home.


Does it come with a Thermos?
 
2012-09-11 12:41:09 PM

Mr. Potatoass: [images.sodahead.com image 350x262]

Pizza on a stick guy shakes his dick at pretentious,
soon to be out of business, Pizza in a cone guy.


Ah, Pizza-on-a-stick. Also known as the 'wopsicle'

/don't look at me like that, Sammy Davis Jr. was using that joke back in the 60's
//Dean sounded pretty interested in the concept, too.
///Rat Pack slashies ftw
 
2012-09-11 06:50:46 PM
Great review of the food. So, where can I buy one? Wait, your restaurant review didn't list the freaking address of the restaurant?
Good job, idiots.
 
2012-09-12 04:34:02 AM

Temptation: Great review of the food. So, where can I buy one? Wait, your restaurant review didn't list the freaking address of the restaurant?
Good job, idiots.


Look again it's on the left side under an advertisement.

Dolce Veloce
Where: 10826 Fairfax Blvd., Fairfax
Hours: 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Monday-Thursday; 11:30 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Friday-Saturday
Price range: Reasonable
For information: 703-385-1226, www.dolceveloce.com
 
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