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(ABC)   Paul Ryan: "I like asparagus. They don't make asparagus donuts though. Apple fritters though. I've had an apple fritter"   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 98
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2012-09-11 01:29:02 AM
Okay you undecideds, this guy likes asparagus more than sweets. I think that's reason enough to question his ability to govern the nation.
 
2012-09-11 02:14:15 AM
Well, clearly he wins the 'who would you rather eat asparagus with?' campaign.
 
2012-09-11 03:40:24 AM
Wow...for a second there I thought they were quoting BadLipReading...
 
2012-09-11 03:44:06 AM
Shut the f*ck up, paul, unless you'd like to guess how many MILLION moar votes Obama's gonna get over your cockslavin' master rmoney.

/and you're out of a job come January
 
2012-09-11 06:17:41 AM

IlGreven: Wow...for a second there I thought they were quoting BadLipReading...


Oh. . . I wonder if they've released a Ryan BLR video yet!

Bachmann is my favorite. Or Herman Cain. Or Rick Perry. . . but I'm not convinced that Perry's was really BLR.
 
2012-09-11 07:02:42 AM
"We stand with Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel."

Hey, that's something. 1 point Ryan.

The House Budget chairman apparently didn't want to repeat those comments when he had five cameras turned on him.

Ah. 1/2 point deduction.

/Wants a doughnut now.
//Or an apple fritter.
///Wotevs.
 
2012-09-11 07:41:06 AM
shiat, I thought this would be a link to a new Bad Lip Reading video...
 
2012-09-11 07:41:59 AM
Paul Ryan's pee smells funny. 

/Bacon wrapped asparagus is pretty good.
 
2012-09-11 07:44:04 AM
Am I the only one that read that in Forrest Gump's voice?
 
2012-09-11 07:44:51 AM
Asparagus. Stinky. Good.
 
2012-09-11 07:45:05 AM

LarryDan43:
/Bacon wrapped asparagus is pretty good.


Bacon wrapped anything is good.
 
2012-09-11 07:45:33 AM

LarryDan43: Paul
/Bacon wrapped asparagus ________ is pretty good.


fixed
 
2012-09-11 07:46:10 AM

moralpanic: LarryDan43:
/Bacon wrapped asparagus is pretty good.

Bacon wrapped anything is good.


D:
 
2012-09-11 07:49:59 AM
OMG, Ryan's a robot too?
 
2012-09-11 07:51:22 AM

Wyalt Derp: OMG, Ryan's a robot too?


Equality 7-2521
 
2012-09-11 07:51:32 AM
FTFA: Less than an hour before he had told a group of donors in Portland that despite their differing political views when it comes to the strike, "We stand with Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel."

...a Democrat.

*head asplode*

Podmore: Okay you undecideds, this guy likes asparagus more than sweets. I think that's reason enough to question his ability to govern the nation.


Being a fitness freak, he's almost the Republican's answer to Michelle Obama.

Almost.
 
2012-09-11 07:52:10 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: Asparagus. Stinky. Good.


I came here for that.
 
2012-09-11 07:52:45 AM
What is his opinion on Arugula?
 
2012-09-11 07:54:34 AM

xanadian: ...a Democrat.

*head asplode*


Also a widely-recognized asshole, so it's not so unbelievable.
 
2012-09-11 07:55:00 AM
How does he feel about turtles? Does he like turtles?
 
2012-09-11 07:55:47 AM

roadkillontheweb: What is his opinion on Arugula?


Arugula aka "Satan's greens"
 
2012-09-11 07:57:07 AM
But does he like DOG?
 
2012-09-11 07:58:15 AM
Is Paul Ryan a 'tard? I ask not because there is anything wrong with liking asparagus but because he felt anyone gives a rat's rosey rump.
 
2012-09-11 08:02:13 AM

Podmore: Okay you undecideds, this guy likes asparagus more than sweets. I think that's reason enough to question his ability to govern the nation.


And you thought Romney was the robot.
 
2012-09-11 08:02:43 AM
fail
 
2012-09-11 08:03:07 AM
Thanks, Gomer Pyle... Duly noted.
 
2012-09-11 08:04:15 AM

Muta: Is Paul Ryan a 'tard? I ask not because there is anything wrong with liking asparagus but because he felt anyone gives a rat's rosey rump.


i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-11 08:09:24 AM

dinch: Am I the only one that read that in Forrest Gump's voice?


Dunno. I read in the voice of Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man.
 
2012-09-11 08:10:08 AM
Why would Paul Ryan be in Portland? It's hard to imagine a more unproductive spot for a Republican than Portland.
 
2012-09-11 08:15:32 AM
He's had an apple fritter... he's just like me!
 
2012-09-11 08:18:44 AM
One guys doesn't drink alcohol and the other doesn't like sweets. And Republicans think Obama isn't from this country.
 
2012-09-11 08:22:18 AM

quatchi: "We stand with Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel."

Hey, that's something. 1 point Ryan.

The House Budget chairman apparently didn't want to repeat those comments when he had five cameras turned on him.

Ah. 1/2 point deduction.

/Wants a doughnut now.
//Or an apple fritter.
///Wotevs.


This. How farking partisan can you be?
 
2012-09-11 08:22:48 AM
I cuss
You cuss
We all cuss
for asparagus!
 
2012-09-11 08:23:37 AM
I DEMAND to know what CAPTAIN APARGUS is GUNNA do abot the dogCATCHEr race in TWODOT MONTANA . WHY Does those elitest aspargus eatin FEDERAL GOBERment types only care about Chicago? and they ain't maken me eat no apargus.
 
2012-09-11 08:28:39 AM
That quote alone will guarantee him the old people vote.
 
2012-09-11 08:30:06 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-11 08:36:52 AM

quatchi: "We stand with Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel."


He loses points with me for that one.

/Chicagoan
//Go CTU!
 
2012-09-11 08:38:02 AM

WinoRhino: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]


I'm not a hotdog nor am I starving but I would if I could "eat" myself.
 
2012-09-11 08:40:45 AM
Paul Ryan. His piss stinks. For America.
 
2012-09-11 08:40:50 AM
Why does Paul Ryan want to shove asparagus down our throats?
 
2012-09-11 08:41:36 AM

Podmore: Okay you undecideds, this guy likes asparagus more than sweets. I think that's reason enough to question his ability to govern the nation.


shiat, that's the first thing he's said that I agree with
 
2012-09-11 08:46:49 AM
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Why isn't there a larger selection of these?
Animals with Paul Ryan's eyes
 
2012-09-11 08:46:55 AM
Asparagus: The Musical

Now on DVD

g.virbcdn.com 

No, not really
 
2012-09-11 08:46:56 AM
I can envision a Paul Ryan america, where everyone is required to jerk around spasticly for 90 minutes a day in order to get their provision of brassica veggies and boiled chicken.
 
2012-09-11 08:48:19 AM
Nice, I forgot I had donuts and this reminded me! Thanks, Paul Ryan.

/coat asparagus in olive oil, salt and pepper, place directly on grill. No foil, flip once. Maybe 7 minutes.
 
2012-09-11 08:50:38 AM
All right, I give. Ryan as an individual guy is an OK fellow, a bit nerdy but who am I to judge on that one.

Unfortunately, I'm voting on a policy basis and his policy positions range from poorly-conceived to actively monstrous, so... humanizing him isn't going to help your campaign much, there. Honestly, I think most of the US learned its lesson on that one with Bush 2, who is a great guy was was a moderately shiat president.
 
2012-09-11 08:55:21 AM

LarryDan43: /Bacon wrapped asparagus is pretty good.


I like asparagus...not more than I like doughnuts though.

/bacon wrapped doughnuts
 
2012-09-11 08:58:14 AM
i48.tinypic.com

/When you see it...
 
2012-09-11 08:59:24 AM
Not doing much to work on that likability factor there Paul.....

"Puppies make me nervous and I don't trust meat that has been BBQed."
 
2012-09-11 09:02:43 AM
He likes asparagus more than donuts? He sounds like an elitist!
 
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