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(The Sun)   Eighteen-year-old hottie has one-night stand with 21-year-old lighting salesman, breaks up with him, discovers she's pregnant, spends six years looking for him, finds him on Facebook, gets married. TA DAAAA (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 34
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2012-09-11 01:07:49 AM
9 votes:
img339.imageshack.us

Hanover Fiste??
2012-09-11 12:58:07 AM
9 votes:

Lord Dimwit: UseLessHuman: cerejaninja: Swedgin: Poor girl takes after her dad in the looks dept.

I was thinking that she might actually have gotten it easy in the looks department - her dad is almost deformed, but she still looks pretty normal. For now, at least.

That's called "being a British man".

FTFY


Found another pic of him:

4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-09-11 01:23:31 AM
4 votes:
I know where he works
www.technovelgy.com
2012-09-11 01:01:51 AM
4 votes:
Finally, in 2007, after Hayley had turned five, Kate logged on to Facebook for her monthly check for Nathan - and found him.

Has there ever been a better reason to not sign up for the Facebook?
2012-09-10 11:10:23 PM
4 votes:

RexTalionis: That's a nice story.


Alternatively: woman stalks man for 6 years, forces him to marry her, lies about why.
2012-09-11 02:19:08 PM
3 votes:

NeedleGuy: Not hot?

Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.


i.imgur.com
2012-09-11 03:12:25 AM
3 votes:

sminkypinky: Would she have married him if she hadn't had a child - no way! This is a classic case of a woman finding herself with no partner and a kid in tow, realising she's going to get left on the shelf, simply trades down to marry the poor ugly sap who penis'd her one time. He's thinks he's won the lottery, since he's butt ugly and she's pretty good looking, yet he's too stupid she's only in it for the financial support.


lh3.googleusercontent.com
2012-09-11 12:24:18 AM
3 votes:
I read that as "lightning salesman".

www.badassoftheweek.com
2012-09-11 12:10:37 AM
3 votes:
She must have been drunk that night. And maybe every night since.
2012-09-10 11:58:53 PM
3 votes:
You have to break up with one night stands now?

shiat... Things get more complicated all the time.
2012-09-11 09:35:02 AM
2 votes:
Found out where he's been for the past 6 years: 
v018o.popscreen.com
2012-09-11 01:30:35 AM
2 votes:
If I looked like THAT guy, and a woman that looked like her showed up claiming I'm the father of her child, I'm going to roll with it. In THAT guy's eyes, he's won the lottery.
2012-09-11 01:10:45 AM
2 votes:
Christ. That guy makes me feel good about myself.
2012-09-11 01:02:27 AM
2 votes:
I'm totally not understanding how this has turned out, i.e, happy. What the man is supposed to do is disavow any knowledge of her after she finds him, flee again, get caught by the law and be forced to pay grudging child support.

The other part I'm not understanding is how it took so long to find him. It's England. On an island. Just stand up in a tall chair and shout.

/jk
//luv u gize
2012-09-11 12:30:13 AM
2 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: She must have been drunk that night. And maybe every night since.


Apparently it was really dark in the pub where they met.... and the theater.... and the bedroom.
2012-09-11 12:11:22 AM
2 votes:
No comments on the "hottie" portion of the headline yet, so I'll just roll out a pre emptive strike

img.photobucket.com
2012-09-10 11:02:44 PM
2 votes:
Poor girl takes after her dad in the looks dept.
2012-09-11 11:19:43 AM
1 votes:
So, she went with the WHITE wedding gown as she walked with her two children to the alter?
2012-09-11 08:28:41 AM
1 votes:
Thankfully all my illegitimate children are in Germany. Try and find me now b*tches!
2012-09-11 08:22:53 AM
1 votes:
Wow, now that is super HOT, the mother looks great too
2012-09-11 03:44:28 AM
1 votes:
Why are they all showing off their vaginas?
2012-09-11 02:15:48 AM
1 votes:

ongbok: a member of the bitter, blaming women and beating off to porn crowd.



Hey, you leave us the fark out of this.
2012-09-11 02:11:34 AM
1 votes:

ongbok: Hmmm. Try getting a personality and learn to be interesting to woman.


Yes. He had a one night stand with her because she was attracted to his personality and he was interesting.

You stick with that story. It's got legs...
2012-09-11 02:06:30 AM
1 votes:

The Ghost of Tom Ace: Meanwhile, farkers like myself with more than twice the attraction level of this guy still have problems finding a girl half this gorgeous to marry...

There's gotta be something more to this than just the offspring as an incentive for her. It just doesn't add up. Either that, or I'm moving to the UK.


Hmmm. Try getting a personality and learn to be interesting to woman. You will be amazed at how well that works. For centuries men who are better looking and have more money than other men have wondered how those men pull so much high quality tail, when they are told why they blow it off because believing so would mean that they would have to work on their personality, and it is easier to blame women, be bitter and beat off to porn than to do that.
2012-09-11 01:27:01 AM
1 votes:

Linkster: ongbok: I hope he got a paternity test before he married her.

And if the kid was his I can see why he married her. It would be cheaper for him to marry her than to pay 6 years of back child support.

Look at the kids face, look at dads face, back to the kid, back to dad......

What do you see?


Michael Phelps?
2012-09-11 01:24:14 AM
1 votes:
oh my, he is quite...English looking isn't he?
he must be quite the salesman or hung like an otter

/i mean the actual otter
2012-09-11 01:21:53 AM
1 votes:
That guy must be hung like a horse. I can't come up with any other reason she hunted him down...
2012-09-11 01:11:12 AM
1 votes:
Is that Eli Manning?
2012-09-11 01:10:59 AM
1 votes:
Someone had a one-night stand with him?
2012-09-11 01:10:26 AM
1 votes:
Wow. Is there any way for that guy to look more British without being dressed as a Buckingham Palace guard? He looks like every character from a Pegg/Frost movie smashed together.
2012-09-11 01:01:37 AM
1 votes:

Swedgin: Poor girl takes after her dad in the looks dept.


True! She will have to search for 9 years minimum to find whoever knocks her up.....
2012-09-11 12:58:38 AM
1 votes:
Eighteen-year-old hottie ogress has one-night stand with 21-year-old lighting salesman hottie stud, breaks up with him, discovers she's pregnant, spends six years looking for him, finds him on Facebook, gets married. TA DAAAA (w/pics)

You're doing it wrong, subby.
2012-09-11 12:54:17 AM
1 votes:

UseLessHuman: cerejaninja: Swedgin: Poor girl takes after her dad in the looks dept.

I was thinking that she might actually have gotten it easy in the looks department - her dad is almost deformed, but she still looks pretty normal. For now, at least.

That's called "being a British man".


FTFY
2012-09-11 12:36:30 AM
1 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: DanZero: No comments on the "hottie" portion of the headline yet, so I'll just roll out a pre emptive strike

[img.photobucket.com image 761x446]

She actually is hot.


Well, British hot.
 
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