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(The Sun)   Eighteen-year-old hottie has one-night stand with 21-year-old lighting salesman, breaks up with him, discovers she's pregnant, spends six years looking for him, finds him on Facebook, gets married. TA DAAAA (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 26
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2012-09-11 01:01:51 AM
6 votes:
Finally, in 2007, after Hayley had turned five, Kate logged on to Facebook for her monthly check for Nathan - and found him.

Has there ever been a better reason to not sign up for the Facebook?
2012-09-10 11:10:23 PM
4 votes:

RexTalionis: That's a nice story.


Alternatively: woman stalks man for 6 years, forces him to marry her, lies about why.
2012-09-11 03:05:46 AM
2 votes:
Would she have married him if she hadn't had a child - no way! This is a classic case of a woman finding herself with no partner and a kid in tow, realising she's going to get left on the shelf, simply trades down to marry the poor ugly sap who penis'd her one time. He's thinks he's won the lottery, since he's butt ugly and she's pretty good looking, yet he's too stupid she's only in it for the financial support.
2012-09-11 01:07:49 AM
2 votes:
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Hanover Fiste??
2012-09-11 12:24:18 AM
2 votes:
I read that as "lightning salesman".

www.badassoftheweek.com
2012-09-11 12:11:22 AM
2 votes:
No comments on the "hottie" portion of the headline yet, so I'll just roll out a pre emptive strike

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2012-09-10 11:02:44 PM
2 votes:
Poor girl takes after her dad in the looks dept.
2012-09-11 02:19:08 PM
1 votes:

NeedleGuy: Not hot?

Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.


i.imgur.com
2012-09-11 10:58:30 AM
1 votes:
I don't think this is sappy at all. Decent looking girl had a one night stand w/ some ugly guy - woke up in the morning realized he was ugly and kicked him to the curb. Once she realized she was pregnant though all of a sudden he was prince charming and she had to begin her noble quest to come find him? I'm the only person who doesn't find this shiat romantic in any way whatsoever?
2012-09-11 10:37:46 AM
1 votes:

ongbok: The Ghost of Tom Ace: Meanwhile, farkers like myself with more than twice the attraction level of this guy still have problems finding a girl half this gorgeous to marry...

There's gotta be something more to this than just the offspring as an incentive for her. It just doesn't add up. Either that, or I'm moving to the UK.

Hmmm. Try getting a personality and learn to be interesting to woman. You will be amazed at how well that works. For centuries men who are better looking and have more money than other men have wondered how those men pull so much high quality tail, when they are told why they blow it off because believing so would mean that they would have to work on their personality, and it is easier to blame women, be bitter and beat off to porn than to do that.



PROTIP: when white knighting never use a juvenile, douche bag phase like "pull so much high quality tail". It makes you sound like a 12 year old and will not help your cause
2012-09-11 03:54:02 AM
1 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: steamingpile: Who knocked the whore up for the other kid?

Article, why you fail me!


I did the math. The new kid's about 1 year old, and it says the couple got back together in 2009. So they had a second kid before getting married.


This sounds totally right to me.

She was young and a bit naive it sounds like...also an adopted child and probably a little confused after spending time with her "birth family". So she has a few fun nights and then goes home. Discovers she's pregnant and--not surprisingly--wants her daughter to know her father. Once that's been accomplished, they start spending time together again, now that they're both older and a bit wiser, and decide to get married.

There's nothing to suggest she was out to get child support or that she felt some kind of pressure to "marry her daughter's father"--on the contrary, she seemed okay with the idea of being a single mom. But it worked out they both like each other enough to try marriage. Also the daughter looks excited enough for three other people.

I hope it works out for them.
2012-09-11 02:06:30 AM
1 votes:

The Ghost of Tom Ace: Meanwhile, farkers like myself with more than twice the attraction level of this guy still have problems finding a girl half this gorgeous to marry...

There's gotta be something more to this than just the offspring as an incentive for her. It just doesn't add up. Either that, or I'm moving to the UK.


Hmmm. Try getting a personality and learn to be interesting to woman. You will be amazed at how well that works. For centuries men who are better looking and have more money than other men have wondered how those men pull so much high quality tail, when they are told why they blow it off because believing so would mean that they would have to work on their personality, and it is easier to blame women, be bitter and beat off to porn than to do that.
2012-09-11 01:56:24 AM
1 votes:
"Fling" would have been a better term than "one night stand." It was a casual fling for a few months and then she moved away.

And, yeah, she's hot.
2012-09-11 01:43:27 AM
1 votes:
She dumped him then stalked him down when she discovered she'd knocked herself up??
If he had any balls he would've told her to go Fark herself.
2012-09-11 01:41:39 AM
1 votes:
where did the other mystery baby come from?

methinks mom is a slut.
2012-09-11 01:30:35 AM
1 votes:
If I looked like THAT guy, and a woman that looked like her showed up claiming I'm the father of her child, I'm going to roll with it. In THAT guy's eyes, he's won the lottery.
2012-09-11 01:26:39 AM
1 votes:
"I knew the baby was Nathan's but his number wasn't giving me any response and I began to worry," she says.

Maybe he did, too...

www.jacksonwhitelaw.com
2012-09-11 01:21:19 AM
1 votes:
I hope he got a paternity test before he married her.

And if the kid was his I can see why he married her. It would be cheaper for him to marry her than to pay 6 years of back child support.
2012-09-11 01:12:00 AM
1 votes:

Huck And Molly Ziegler: I'm totally not understanding how this has turned out, i.e, happy. What the man is supposed to do is disavow any knowledge of her after she finds him, flee again, get caught by the law and be forced to pay grudging child support.


He didn't flee, though. She did. Left town and told him was over with a text message.
2012-09-11 01:10:26 AM
1 votes:
Wow. Is there any way for that guy to look more British without being dressed as a Buckingham Palace guard? He looks like every character from a Pegg/Frost movie smashed together.
2012-09-11 01:02:27 AM
1 votes:
I'm totally not understanding how this has turned out, i.e, happy. What the man is supposed to do is disavow any knowledge of her after she finds him, flee again, get caught by the law and be forced to pay grudging child support.

The other part I'm not understanding is how it took so long to find him. It's England. On an island. Just stand up in a tall chair and shout.

/jk
//luv u gize
2012-09-11 12:58:38 AM
1 votes:
Eighteen-year-old hottie ogress has one-night stand with 21-year-old lighting salesman hottie stud, breaks up with him, discovers she's pregnant, spends six years looking for him, finds him on Facebook, gets married. TA DAAAA (w/pics)

You're doing it wrong, subby.
2012-09-11 12:58:07 AM
1 votes:

Lord Dimwit: UseLessHuman: cerejaninja: Swedgin: Poor girl takes after her dad in the looks dept.

I was thinking that she might actually have gotten it easy in the looks department - her dad is almost deformed, but she still looks pretty normal. For now, at least.

That's called "being a British man".

FTFY


Found another pic of him:

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2012-09-11 12:54:17 AM
1 votes:

UseLessHuman: cerejaninja: Swedgin: Poor girl takes after her dad in the looks dept.

I was thinking that she might actually have gotten it easy in the looks department - her dad is almost deformed, but she still looks pretty normal. For now, at least.

That's called "being a British man".


FTFY
2012-09-11 12:52:27 AM
1 votes:

cerejaninja: Swedgin: Poor girl takes after her dad in the looks dept.

I was thinking that she might actually have gotten it easy in the looks department - her dad is almost deformed, but she still looks pretty normal. For now, at least.


That's called "being a man".
2012-09-10 11:04:05 PM
1 votes:
That's a nice story.
 
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