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(The Sun)   Eighteen-year-old hottie has one-night stand with 21-year-old lighting salesman, breaks up with him, discovers she's pregnant, spends six years looking for him, finds him on Facebook, gets married. TA DAAAA (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 163
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2012-09-11 02:50:07 PM
"CMYK and PMS

PROTIP: when white knighting never use a juvenile, douche bag phase like "pull so much high quality tail". It makes you sound like a 12 year old and will not help your cause"

Spoken by someone who's clearly never had any 'high quality tail'
 
2012-09-11 03:10:38 PM
I am confused.. If you have a one night stand---then how are you dating--?
I mean I thought one night stands were just sex.
"He changed phones" YEAH he was like "this crazy biatch keeps calling me I had to get a new phone"

All and all this says--She has PROBLEMS like major major needs medication issues..Because that was completely stalkerific.

WEAR A CONDOM
 
2012-09-11 03:17:00 PM

SilentStrider: propasaurus: AdolfOliverPanties: DanZero: No comments on the "hottie" portion of the headline yet, so I'll just roll out a pre emptive strike

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She actually is hot.

Well, British hot.

Maybe a half notch above that, imho.
Certainly not ugly.


She's one-night stand hot. Definitely not, "I just ordered my first beer and - oh damn look at that hottie, I want to wife her up" hot.
 
2012-09-11 03:20:21 PM

Profedius: The mom is hot and so is the daughter


?????????????

wtf
 
2012-09-11 03:46:03 PM

DanZero: Remember when you could *trust* the submitter?


No.
 
2012-09-11 04:45:47 PM
What a useless whore. Abortion would have been the nicest thing they could have done for that child.
 
2012-09-11 05:59:03 PM
How is this news? Better yet, how is it a heartwarming story? Some dumb biatch gets knocked up by a travelling salesman and stalks him for 6 years? And then presumably blackmails him into marraige? Because NO MAN, and I mean NONE would react with open arms to said scenario.
 
2012-09-11 06:01:08 PM
Best looking "hottie" I've seen described in any of these articles. Obviously a heavy drinker, too.
 
2012-09-11 08:36:55 PM

NeedleGuy: Not hot?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x937]

Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.


i169.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-11 08:51:11 PM

shower_in_my_socks: "Fling" would have been a better term than "one night stand."....


I'd call it...

*puts on sunglasses*

... "makin' Bacon" ...

i1015.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-11 08:55:05 PM

hasty ambush: NeedleGuy: Not hot?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x937]

Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.


[img26.imageshack.us image 500x800]

/prove she is not


The fact you're on FARK is proof enough.

/bazinga!
 
2012-09-11 09:43:20 PM

Jerseysteve22: NeedleGuy: Not hot?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x937]

Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.


Bahahahaha!

Home schooled, haven't seen that in a while.
 
2012-09-12 02:53:28 PM

hasty ambush: NeedleGuy: Not hot?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x937]

Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.


[img26.imageshack.us image 500x800]

sharp knees!

 
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