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(The Sun)   Eighteen-year-old hottie has one-night stand with 21-year-old lighting salesman, breaks up with him, discovers she's pregnant, spends six years looking for him, finds him on Facebook, gets married. TA DAAAA (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 163
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2012-09-10 11:02:44 PM  
Poor girl takes after her dad in the looks dept.
 
2012-09-10 11:04:05 PM  
That's a nice story.
 
2012-09-10 11:10:23 PM  

RexTalionis: That's a nice story.


Alternatively: woman stalks man for 6 years, forces him to marry her, lies about why.
 
2012-09-10 11:24:54 PM  

Swedgin: Poor girl takes after her dad in the looks dept.


I was thinking that she might actually have gotten it easy in the looks department - her dad is almost deformed, but she still looks pretty normal. For now, at least.
 
2012-09-10 11:58:53 PM  
You have to break up with one night stands now?

shiat... Things get more complicated all the time.
 
2012-09-11 12:10:37 AM  
She must have been drunk that night. And maybe every night since.
 
2012-09-11 12:11:22 AM  
No comments on the "hottie" portion of the headline yet, so I'll just roll out a pre emptive strike

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-11 12:13:56 AM  

DanZero: No comments on the "hottie" portion of the headline yet, so I'll just roll out a pre emptive strike

[img.photobucket.com image 761x446]


She actually is hot.
 
2012-09-11 12:24:18 AM  
I read that as "lightning salesman".

www.badassoftheweek.com
 
2012-09-11 12:26:08 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: DanZero: No comments on the "hottie" portion of the headline yet, so I'll just roll out a pre emptive strike

[img.photobucket.com image 761x446]

She actually is hot.


oh darnit. Remember when you could *trust* the submitter?
 
2012-09-11 12:30:13 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: She must have been drunk that night. And maybe every night since.


Apparently it was really dark in the pub where they met.... and the theater.... and the bedroom.
 
2012-09-11 12:36:30 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: DanZero: No comments on the "hottie" portion of the headline yet, so I'll just roll out a pre emptive strike

[img.photobucket.com image 761x446]

She actually is hot.


Well, British hot.
 
2012-09-11 12:41:44 AM  

propasaurus: AdolfOliverPanties: DanZero: No comments on the "hottie" portion of the headline yet, so I'll just roll out a pre emptive strike

[img.photobucket.com image 761x446]

She actually is hot.

Well, British hot.


Maybe a half notch above that, imho.
Certainly not ugly.
 
2012-09-11 12:52:27 AM  

cerejaninja: Swedgin: Poor girl takes after her dad in the looks dept.

I was thinking that she might actually have gotten it easy in the looks department - her dad is almost deformed, but she still looks pretty normal. For now, at least.


That's called "being a man".
 
2012-09-11 12:54:17 AM  

UseLessHuman: cerejaninja: Swedgin: Poor girl takes after her dad in the looks dept.

I was thinking that she might actually have gotten it easy in the looks department - her dad is almost deformed, but she still looks pretty normal. For now, at least.

That's called "being a British man".


FTFY
 
2012-09-11 12:54:45 AM  

DanZero: oh darnit. Remember when you could *trust* the submitter?


No.
 
2012-09-11 12:54:50 AM  
This is fantastic, I can't wait to hear Jennifer Aniston punish the British with her immitation of a Irish to Australian and all point inbetween accent.
 
2012-09-11 12:55:23 AM  
Honey Boo Boo, Honey Boo Boo, want to do bad things to your hoo hoo...
 
2012-09-11 12:55:29 AM  
Well, that guy is definitely British.
 
2012-09-11 12:55:56 AM  
Yep, that's him. I'd recognize THAT nose Anywhere!
 
2012-09-11 12:56:05 AM  
She is easily hot. He's the "quick, strap five pairs of beer goggles around my noggin; I need to have a look at this guy" candidate.
 
2012-09-11 12:58:07 AM  

Lord Dimwit: UseLessHuman: cerejaninja: Swedgin: Poor girl takes after her dad in the looks dept.

I was thinking that she might actually have gotten it easy in the looks department - her dad is almost deformed, but she still looks pretty normal. For now, at least.

That's called "being a British man".

FTFY


Found another pic of him:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-11 12:58:38 AM  
Eighteen-year-old hottie ogress has one-night stand with 21-year-old lighting salesman hottie stud, breaks up with him, discovers she's pregnant, spends six years looking for him, finds him on Facebook, gets married. TA DAAAA (w/pics)

You're doing it wrong, subby.
 
2012-09-11 01:01:37 AM  

Swedgin: Poor girl takes after her dad in the looks dept.


True! She will have to search for 9 years minimum to find whoever knocks her up.....
 
2012-09-11 01:01:51 AM  
Finally, in 2007, after Hayley had turned five, Kate logged on to Facebook for her monthly check for Nathan - and found him.

Has there ever been a better reason to not sign up for the Facebook?
 
2012-09-11 01:02:27 AM  
I'm totally not understanding how this has turned out, i.e, happy. What the man is supposed to do is disavow any knowledge of her after she finds him, flee again, get caught by the law and be forced to pay grudging child support.

The other part I'm not understanding is how it took so long to find him. It's England. On an island. Just stand up in a tall chair and shout.

/jk
//luv u gize
 
2012-09-11 01:05:44 AM  

DanZero: No comments on the "hottie" portion of the headline yet, so I'll just roll out a pre emptive strike

[img.photobucket.com image 761x446]


pretty damn hot, dude.
 
2012-09-11 01:07:49 AM  
img339.imageshack.us

Hanover Fiste??
 
2012-09-11 01:10:26 AM  
Wow. Is there any way for that guy to look more British without being dressed as a Buckingham Palace guard? He looks like every character from a Pegg/Frost movie smashed together.
 
2012-09-11 01:10:45 AM  
Christ. That guy makes me feel good about myself.
 
2012-09-11 01:10:59 AM  
Someone had a one-night stand with him?
 
2012-09-11 01:11:12 AM  
Is that Eli Manning?
 
2012-09-11 01:12:00 AM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: I'm totally not understanding how this has turned out, i.e, happy. What the man is supposed to do is disavow any knowledge of her after she finds him, flee again, get caught by the law and be forced to pay grudging child support.


He didn't flee, though. She did. Left town and told him was over with a text message.
 
2012-09-11 01:13:57 AM  

Oznog: [img339.imageshack.us image 500x514]

Hanover Fiste??


I lol'd
 
2012-09-11 01:15:30 AM  

Captain James T. Smirk: Wow. Is there any way for that guy to look more British without being dressed as a Buckingham Palace guard?


Perhaps if he smiled with teeth showing?
 
2012-09-11 01:15:48 AM  
Man...if he ended up with that, than I should head across the pond and pick up Gemma Atkinson or someone.
 
2012-09-11 01:18:26 AM  
That guy must have one heck of a personality! Or, do single mothers in England have an even harder time landing a man?

Either way, I enjoyed that hint of camel toe on the MILF in picture #1.


Also, this just in, after 33 years they've released the artist's sketch used to track down his father...

www.philkutnostudios.com 

/YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh!
 
2012-09-11 01:20:29 AM  

illannoyin: That guy must have one heck of a personality! Or, do single mothers in England have an even harder time landing a man?

Either way, I enjoyed that hint of camel toe on the MILF in picture #1.


Also, this just in, after 33 years they've released the artist's sketch used to track down his father...

[www.philkutnostudios.com image 294x288] 

/YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh!


That's no hint, that's Gap Factor right there.
 
2012-09-11 01:21:19 AM  
I hope he got a paternity test before he married her.

And if the kid was his I can see why he married her. It would be cheaper for him to marry her than to pay 6 years of back child support.
 
2012-09-11 01:21:32 AM  

catastrophe averted: AdolfOliverPanties: She must have been drunk that night. And maybe every night since.

Apparently it was really dark in the pub where they met.... and the theater.... and the bedroom.


So what you're saying is you would have only done him once in the dark?
 
2012-09-11 01:21:52 AM  

DanZero: Remember when you could *trust* the submitter?


Was that back when kids were perfect angels who were seen and not heard?

/The Sun + "hottie" + "w/pics" = NGTRTFA
 
2012-09-11 01:21:53 AM  
That guy must be hung like a horse. I can't come up with any other reason she hunted him down...
 
2012-09-11 01:21:56 AM  

Oznog: [img339.imageshack.us image 500x514]

Hanover Fiste??


Thanks I thought he looked familiar,

Good luck with the insta-family,
 
2012-09-11 01:22:21 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: She must have been drunk that night. And maybe every night since.


I agree. He is definitely batting above his average.
 
2012-09-11 01:23:31 AM  
I know where he works
www.technovelgy.com
 
2012-09-11 01:24:14 AM  
oh my, he is quite...English looking isn't he?
he must be quite the salesman or hung like an otter

/i mean the actual otter
 
2012-09-11 01:24:35 AM  
Not hot?

img.thesun.co.uk

Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.
 
2012-09-11 01:24:44 AM  

ongbok: I hope he got a paternity test before he married her.

And if the kid was his I can see why he married her. It would be cheaper for him to marry her than to pay 6 years of back child support.


Look at the kids face, look at dads face, back to the kid, back to dad......

What do you see?
 
2012-09-11 01:26:39 AM  
"I knew the baby was Nathan's but his number wasn't giving me any response and I began to worry," she says.

Maybe he did, too...

www.jacksonwhitelaw.com
 
2012-09-11 01:27:01 AM  

Linkster: ongbok: I hope he got a paternity test before he married her.

And if the kid was his I can see why he married her. It would be cheaper for him to marry her than to pay 6 years of back child support.

Look at the kids face, look at dads face, back to the kid, back to dad......

What do you see?


Michael Phelps?
 
2012-09-11 01:30:35 AM  
If I looked like THAT guy, and a woman that looked like her showed up claiming I'm the father of her child, I'm going to roll with it. In THAT guy's eyes, he's won the lottery.
 
2012-09-11 01:31:12 AM  

ongbok: I hope he got a paternity test before he married her.

And if the kid was his I can see why he married her. It would be cheaper for him to marry her than to pay 6 years of back child support.


You can typically (in the US) estop a claim dating prior to the point of actual investigation. Still ... crazy pricy. Marriage is probably the better option if it works for them.

/voulentarily paid 1 years of arrears to help out
//mine came looking 5 years later
///20% of salary gone for 13 years
////no visitation or custody since I'd moved to another country at the time & the mom still thinks of me as the punk teenager I was at the time
// #6 on the list to be tested
// has a sad - I bet she's a sweet kid
 
2012-09-11 01:32:03 AM  

ongbok: I hope he got a paternity test before he married her.


Why would he? The ugly yobbo figured it was his best bet at scoring some top-shelf pussy.
 
2012-09-11 01:32:29 AM  
He looks like inverted inbred British anus
 
2012-09-11 01:33:24 AM  

NeedleGuy: Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.


I would, but you'd only notice she has blue eyes after you stared at her tits for 5 minutes.

Perv.
 
2012-09-11 01:35:01 AM  

RayD8: Linkster: ongbok: I hope he got a paternity test before he married her.

And if the kid was his I can see why he married her. It would be cheaper for him to marry her than to pay 6 years of back child support.

Look at the kids face, look at dads face, back to the kid, back to dad......

What do you see?

Michael Phelps?


I lol'd!

/the girl doesn't look like Phelps
//does she
///looks again
 
2012-09-11 01:35:13 AM  

Sgt Otter: ongbok: I hope he got a paternity test before he married her.

Why would he? The ugly yobbo figured it was his best bet at scoring some top-shelf pussy.


He obviously had no problem getting top shelf tail since he knocked her up the first time. It is a fact that you can be ugly and get top shelf tail as long as you got the gift of gab, this guy may have that gift.
 
2012-09-11 01:36:46 AM  
the wedding photo of him made me think of the one on the right:

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-11 01:39:15 AM  
That's a nice story. I hope it works out for them.
 
2012-09-11 01:40:13 AM  

DORMAMU: the wedding photo of him made me think of the one on the right:

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x333]


crap.

forgot the "/hotlinked" yadda yadda yadda....
 
2012-09-11 01:41:39 AM  
where did the other mystery baby come from?

methinks mom is a slut.
 
2012-09-11 01:42:14 AM  
A lighting salesman eh?
Showing you how to turn it OFF is no doubt his sales pitch.
 
2012-09-11 01:43:00 AM  
Unfunny meme is unfunny.
Your headline sucks, subby.
 
2012-09-11 01:43:27 AM  
She dumped him then stalked him down when she discovered she'd knocked herself up??
If he had any balls he would've told her to go Fark herself.
 
2012-09-11 01:45:23 AM  

Buffet: She dumped him then stalked him down when she discovered she'd knocked herself up??
If he had any balls he would've told her to go Fark herself.


And have her march straight into the child support office? It's cheaper to keep her.
 
2012-09-11 01:45:35 AM  

Neondistraction: Huck And Molly Ziegler: I'm totally not understanding how this has turned out, i.e, happy. What the man is supposed to do is disavow any knowledge of her after she finds him, flee again, get caught by the law and be forced to pay grudging child support.


He didn't flee, though. She did. Left town and told him was over with a text message.


Oh, yeah, you're right. Forgot about that part.
 
2012-09-11 01:51:38 AM  

crab66: Christ. That guy makes me feel good about myself.


Seems like he did OK to me
 
2012-09-11 01:53:06 AM  

RayD8: Linkster: ongbok: I hope he got a paternity test before he married her.

And if the kid was his I can see why he married her. It would be cheaper for him to marry her than to pay 6 years of back child support.

Look at the kids face, look at dads face, back to the kid, back to dad......

What do you see?

Michael Phelps?


A little Phelps for sure. A little Peyton Manning as well.
 
2012-09-11 01:53:15 AM  

mediablitz: That guy must be hung like a horse. I can't come up with any other reason she hunted him down...


You'll find the answer around her neck and her child's. They're Christians.

/nttawwt
 
2012-09-11 01:55:53 AM  

Swedgin: Poor girl takes after her dad in the looks dept.


She kinda has his chin but not as long, and his nose too. But she has her mom's brow and cheeks, and she's a lot more symmetrical than her dad.
I think she's a cute enough kid, but it's hard to say how it'll turn out until she makes it through her awkward early teenage years.


Oznog: [img339.imageshack.us image 500x514]

Hanover Fiste??


omfg that's him!!
lol XD

/Mom isn't a "hot" exactly, but I do think she is a good looking lady
//Dude lucked out, she's better looking than he has any right to score with
 
2012-09-11 01:56:24 AM  
"Fling" would have been a better term than "one night stand." It was a casual fling for a few months and then she moved away.

And, yeah, she's hot.
 
2012-09-11 01:56:39 AM  
Meanwhile, farkers like myself with more than twice the attraction level of this guy still have problems finding a girl half this gorgeous to marry...

There's gotta be something more to this than just the offspring as an incentive for her. It just doesn't add up. Either that, or I'm moving to the UK.
 
2012-09-11 01:56:41 AM  

J. Frank Parnell: mediablitz: That guy must be hung like a horse. I can't come up with any other reason she hunted him down...

You'll find the answer around her neck and her child's. They're Christians.

/nttawwt


Christians don't like big cocks?

Alert the press!
 
2012-09-11 01:56:41 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: She must have been drunk that night. And maybe every night since.


My guess was also that alcohol was involved.

Captain James T. Smirk: Wow. Is there any way for that guy to look more British without being dressed as a Buckingham Palace guard? He looks like every character from a Pegg/Frost movie smashed together.


Also this.

Cyno01: DanZero: oh darnit. Remember when you could *trust* the submitter?

No.

 
2012-09-11 01:56:50 AM  
Well good for them. I may be a bitter asshole but cool to see something work out.
 
2012-09-11 01:57:16 AM  

J. Frank Parnell: You'll find the answer around her neck and her child's. They're Christians.


One night stand style Christians...
 
2012-09-11 01:58:02 AM  

Buffet: She dumped him then stalked him down when she discovered she'd knocked herself up??
If he had any balls he would've told her to go Fark herself.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


/dude, get a blood test
 
2012-09-11 02:06:30 AM  

The Ghost of Tom Ace: Meanwhile, farkers like myself with more than twice the attraction level of this guy still have problems finding a girl half this gorgeous to marry...

There's gotta be something more to this than just the offspring as an incentive for her. It just doesn't add up. Either that, or I'm moving to the UK.


Hmmm. Try getting a personality and learn to be interesting to woman. You will be amazed at how well that works. For centuries men who are better looking and have more money than other men have wondered how those men pull so much high quality tail, when they are told why they blow it off because believing so would mean that they would have to work on their personality, and it is easier to blame women, be bitter and beat off to porn than to do that.
 
2012-09-11 02:11:34 AM  

ongbok: Hmmm. Try getting a personality and learn to be interesting to woman.


Yes. He had a one night stand with her because she was attracted to his personality and he was interesting.

You stick with that story. It's got legs...
 
2012-09-11 02:13:50 AM  

ongbok: The Ghost of Tom Ace: Meanwhile, farkers like myself with more than twice the attraction level of this guy still have problems finding a girl half this gorgeous to marry...

There's gotta be something more to this than just the offspring as an incentive for her. It just doesn't add up. Either that, or I'm moving to the UK.

Hmmm. Try getting a personality and learn to be interesting to woman. You will be amazed at how well that works. For centuries men who are better looking and have more money than other men have wondered how those men pull so much high quality tail, when they are told why they blow it off because believing so would mean that they would have to work on their personality, and it is easier to blame women, be bitter and beat off to porn than to do that.


Ok I will try!

*two thumbs up*
 
2012-09-11 02:14:25 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: /dude, get a blood test



According to TFA, they did a paternity test and it confirmed he was the father. And he seemed happy about it.
 
2012-09-11 02:14:29 AM  

mediablitz: ongbok: Hmmm. Try getting a personality and learn to be interesting to woman.

Yes. He had a one night stand with her because she was attracted to his personality and he was interesting.

You stick with that story. It's got legs...


He had to be interesting enough to talk her up to the point that she wanted to sleep with him.

You sound like a member of the bitter, blaming women and beating off to porn crowd.
 
2012-09-11 02:15:48 AM  

ongbok: a member of the bitter, blaming women and beating off to porn crowd.



Hey, you leave us the fark out of this.
 
2012-09-11 02:17:23 AM  
she dumped him via text, completely forgot about him (her words), and then started a frantic search after popping out his kid...am I the only one who doesn't find this heartwarming? she would have ditched him for life and never had a second thought about it if he'd worn a condom.
 
2012-09-11 02:20:14 AM  

WarpZone: she dumped him via text, completely forgot about him (her words), and then started a frantic search after popping out his kid...am I the only one who doesn't find this heartwarming? she would have ditched him for life and never had a second thought about it if he'd worn a condom.



Her backstory though is that she was an adopted kid herself. The whole reason they met was because she was spending time with her blood relatives, who lived in the town where this guy lived. So she had a lot of personal motivation to make sure that her kid knew who her father was. That they eventually got married doesn't seem to have been her original goal with tracking the guy down.
 
2012-09-11 02:21:36 AM  

UseLessHuman: cerejaninja: Swedgin: Poor girl takes after her dad in the looks dept.

I was thinking that she might actually have gotten it easy in the looks department - her dad is almost deformed, but she still looks pretty normal. For now, at least.

That's called "being a man".


bwahahaha! guess who comes from a family of honking huge ugly noses! that broad was drunk to bang that lad, and she is a psycho biatch for stalking him to make damn sure he paid her the back rent on their little Walking Female Nose.

deformed is deformed, Frenchie.
 
2012-09-11 02:23:18 AM  

NeedleGuy: Not hot?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x937]

Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.


this is fark. We know what happens to photos of Rainbow Brite sisters and home schooled wives around here
 
2012-09-11 02:23:54 AM  

ongbok: bitter, blaming women and beating off to porn crowd.


So that includes the majority of men then?
 
2012-09-11 02:29:07 AM  
What's all this "one night stand" nonsense? Anyone else actually read the article?

"I really liked Nathan and after our first date we met up a few times and slept together twice.
"But we were young and I missed my adoptive family so three months after first meeting Nathan I fled back to Cheshire, telling Nathan I was leaving in a text message."
 
2012-09-11 02:40:44 AM  

shower_in_my_socks: ongbok: a member of the bitter, blaming women and beating off to porn crowd.


Hey, you leave us the fark out of this.


i.imgur.com

/seconded
 
2012-09-11 02:48:55 AM  

NeedleGuy: Not hot?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x937]

Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.


Who knocked the whore up for the other kid?

Article, why you fail me!
 
2012-09-11 02:50:16 AM  

Cyno01: DanZero: oh darnit. Remember when you could *trust* the submitter?

No.


Nope.

Daddy is clownish, Mom is not bad looking.
 
2012-09-11 02:51:39 AM  

steamingpile: Who knocked the whore up for the other kid?

Article, why you fail me!



I did the math. The new kid's about 1 year old, and it says the couple got back together in 2009. So they had a second kid before getting married.
 
2012-09-11 02:55:41 AM  

ongbok: The Ghost of Tom Ace: Meanwhile, farkers like myself with more than twice the attraction level of this guy still have problems finding a girl half this gorgeous to marry...

There's gotta be something more to this than just the offspring as an incentive for her. It just doesn't add up. Either that, or I'm moving to the UK.

Hmmm. Try getting a personality and learn to be interesting to woman. You will be amazed at how well that works. For centuries men who are better looking and have more money than other men have wondered how those men pull so much high quality tail, when they are told why they blow it off because believing so would mean that they would have to work on their personality, and it is easier to blame women, be bitter and beat off to porn than to do that.
\
Men that look like that are more likely to treat their wives well and appreciate what they have.

 
2012-09-11 03:05:46 AM  
Would she have married him if she hadn't had a child - no way! This is a classic case of a woman finding herself with no partner and a kid in tow, realising she's going to get left on the shelf, simply trades down to marry the poor ugly sap who penis'd her one time. He's thinks he's won the lottery, since he's butt ugly and she's pretty good looking, yet he's too stupid she's only in it for the financial support.
 
2012-09-11 03:06:23 AM  
Wow, I would be a god in Britain.
 
2012-09-11 03:12:25 AM  

sminkypinky: Would she have married him if she hadn't had a child - no way! This is a classic case of a woman finding herself with no partner and a kid in tow, realising she's going to get left on the shelf, simply trades down to marry the poor ugly sap who penis'd her one time. He's thinks he's won the lottery, since he's butt ugly and she's pretty good looking, yet he's too stupid she's only in it for the financial support.


lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-09-11 03:44:28 AM  
Why are they all showing off their vaginas?
 
2012-09-11 03:53:40 AM  

sminkypinky: Would she have married him if she hadn't had a child - no way! This is a classic case of a woman finding herself with no partner and a kid in tow, realising she's going to get left on the shelf, simply trades down to marry the poor ugly sap who penis'd her one time. He's thinks he's won the lottery, since he's butt ugly and she's pretty good looking, yet he's too stupid she's only in it for the financial support.


This sounds familiar...

storage.canalblog.com
 
2012-09-11 03:54:02 AM  

shower_in_my_socks: steamingpile: Who knocked the whore up for the other kid?

Article, why you fail me!


I did the math. The new kid's about 1 year old, and it says the couple got back together in 2009. So they had a second kid before getting married.


This sounds totally right to me.

She was young and a bit naive it sounds like...also an adopted child and probably a little confused after spending time with her "birth family". So she has a few fun nights and then goes home. Discovers she's pregnant and--not surprisingly--wants her daughter to know her father. Once that's been accomplished, they start spending time together again, now that they're both older and a bit wiser, and decide to get married.

There's nothing to suggest she was out to get child support or that she felt some kind of pressure to "marry her daughter's father"--on the contrary, she seemed okay with the idea of being a single mom. But it worked out they both like each other enough to try marriage. Also the daughter looks excited enough for three other people.

I hope it works out for them.
 
2012-09-11 04:09:34 AM  
The key point which everybody is missing is that one needs a good personality to be successful with English ladies. Fat and crass are not attributes that they're interested in.
 
2012-09-11 04:55:44 AM  

The Envoy: The key point which everybody is missing is that one needs a good personality to be successful with English ladies. Fat and crass are not attributes that they're interested in.


Getting out of your parents' basement from time to time doesn't do any harm either.
 
2012-09-11 04:58:56 AM  

The Envoy: The key point which everybody is missing is that one needs a good personality to be successful with English ladies. Fat and crass are not attributes that they're interested in.


Explain the constant growing ranks of football supporters then.
 
2012-09-11 05:45:59 AM  

ongbok: Buffet: She dumped him then stalked him down when she discovered she'd knocked herself up??
If he had any balls he would've told her to go Fark herself.

And have her march straight into the child support office? It's cheaper to keep her.


I agree with ExperianScaresCthulhu. It's time for a blood test. There's no telling how many dudes that mongrel whore Farked while she was in heat?? Better test her for the clap while he's at it.
 
2012-09-11 05:54:17 AM  

RayD8: Linkster: ongbok: I hope he got a paternity test before he married her.

And if the kid was his I can see why he married her. It would be cheaper for him to marry her than to pay 6 years of back child support.

Look at the kids face, look at dads face, back to the kid, back to dad......

What do you see?

Michael Phelps?


Took 50 comments to get to the Phelps reference?
 
2012-09-11 07:21:41 AM  

Buffet:
I agree with ExperianScaresCthulhu. It's time for a blood test. There's no telling how many dudes that mongrel whore Farked while she was in heat?? Better test her for the clap while he's at it.


What's the point of comments like that? I simply can't see the attraction in hurling abuse at someone you've never met, never will meet and who will never know what you've said.
 
2012-09-11 07:22:51 AM  
No DNA test necessary.
 
mhd
2012-09-11 07:25:24 AM  
Good for the 9th doctor.
 
2012-09-11 07:43:26 AM  

orbister: Buffet:
I agree with ExperianScaresCthulhu. It's time for a blood test. There's no telling how many dudes that mongrel whore Farked while she was in heat?? Better test her for the clap while he's at it.

What's the point of comments like that? I simply can't see the attraction in hurling abuse at someone you've never met, never will meet and who will never know what you've said.


also, in the article it already says the girl is his. and that they had a second child together before marrying. at least-- wait wait, i was going to suggest reading the article. my bad, everyone! sorry!
 
2012-09-11 07:45:52 AM  

Sgt Otter: ongbok: I hope he got a paternity test before he married her.

Why would he? The ugly yobbo figured it was his best bet at scoring some top-shelf pussy.


He already scored it.
 
2012-09-11 08:03:17 AM  
That dude lucked the fark out. He's a 5 on a good day, she's a 7 or 8.... lucky SOB.
 
2012-09-11 08:12:31 AM  

orbister: Buffet:
I agree with ExperianScaresCthulhu. It's time for a blood test. There's no telling how many dudes that mongrel whore Farked while she was in heat?? Better test her for the clap while he's at it.

What's the point of comments like that? I simply can't see the attraction in hurling abuse at someone you've never met, never will meet and who will never know what you've said.


The point is that he's a bog-standard troll, and not a very good one at that.
 
2012-09-11 08:16:07 AM  
Six years? Fail

Step 1) File for child support
Step 2) Meet father three weeks later

Ta da!
 
2012-09-11 08:22:12 AM  

NeedleGuy: Not hot?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x937]

Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.



img26.imageshack.us

/prove she is not
 
2012-09-11 08:22:30 AM  
What a tragically British face.

/of English / Scottish / Irish extraction
//also tragic
 
2012-09-11 08:22:53 AM  
Wow, now that is super HOT, the mother looks great too
 
2012-09-11 08:28:41 AM  
Thankfully all my illegitimate children are in Germany. Try and find me now b*tches!
 
2012-09-11 08:29:18 AM  

GAT_00: RexTalionis: That's a nice story.

Alternatively: woman stalks man for 6 years, forces him to marry her, lies about why.


Kinda happens everyday doesn't it?
 
2012-09-11 08:32:27 AM  
How I see this story....

- needing a paternity test, guess she was getting around thanks to the fashion that it was stated

- guy probably went "jackpot" as she is a very attractive woman.

Good for them though.... everyone appears to be happy about how things worked out.
 
2012-09-11 08:41:32 AM  

stevejovi: If I looked like THAT guy, and a woman that looked like her showed up claiming I'm the father of her child, I'm going to roll with it. In THAT guy's eyes, he's won the lottery.


Add in the one night stand and he hit the lottery twice!
 
2012-09-11 09:22:14 AM  
Jeebus, she married the Swede from Hell on Wheels
 
2012-09-11 09:22:35 AM  

ChrisDe: Finally, in 2007, after Hayley had turned five, Kate logged on to Facebook for her monthly check for Nathan - and found him.

Has there ever been a better reason to not sign up for the Facebook?


A guy that I work with knocked a chick up 4 years ago and she just found him on Facebook and sued him for child support.
 
2012-09-11 09:35:02 AM  
Found out where he's been for the past 6 years: 
v018o.popscreen.com
 
2012-09-11 09:41:53 AM  

Shadow Blasko: You have to break up with one night stands now?

shiat... Things get more complicated all the time.


I was confused about that...

i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-09-11 09:47:12 AM  

Shadow Blasko: You have to break up with one night stands now?

shiat... Things get more complicated all the time.


The Supreme Court has ruled that gnawing your arm off isn't enough
 
2012-09-11 09:56:31 AM  

NeedleGuy: Not hot?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x937]

Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.


Yeah, in the nude.
 
2012-09-11 10:07:53 AM  

Oznog: [img339.imageshack.us image 500x514]

Hanover Fiste??


First thing I thought! She's not too shabby though, showing hope for ugly guys everywhere.
 
2012-09-11 10:13:17 AM  

NeedleGuy: Not hot?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x937]

Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.


skepticon.org

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-11 10:37:46 AM  

ongbok: The Ghost of Tom Ace: Meanwhile, farkers like myself with more than twice the attraction level of this guy still have problems finding a girl half this gorgeous to marry...

There's gotta be something more to this than just the offspring as an incentive for her. It just doesn't add up. Either that, or I'm moving to the UK.

Hmmm. Try getting a personality and learn to be interesting to woman. You will be amazed at how well that works. For centuries men who are better looking and have more money than other men have wondered how those men pull so much high quality tail, when they are told why they blow it off because believing so would mean that they would have to work on their personality, and it is easier to blame women, be bitter and beat off to porn than to do that.



PROTIP: when white knighting never use a juvenile, douche bag phase like "pull so much high quality tail". It makes you sound like a 12 year old and will not help your cause
 
2012-09-11 10:39:35 AM  
No way that he's denying that kid.
 
2012-09-11 10:42:05 AM  
And this is a good reason for not joining FB. Hell Im scared that a one nighter I had with a swamp donkey will come back to haunt me. Its bad enough an ex of mine is looking for me cause she "wants to talk". Im glad none of our friends in common has ever told her how to get into contact with me.
 
2012-09-11 10:43:02 AM  
And yet the Sun won't publish the article in which, three months after the honeymoon, that poor schmuck walks in on her and a couple of his "friends" busily Eiffel Towering after drinking all the beer in the house...
 
2012-09-11 10:48:02 AM  

orbister: Buffet:
I agree with ExperianScaresCthulhu. It's time for a blood test. There's no telling how many dudes that mongrel whore Farked while she was in heat?? Better test her for the clap while he's at it.
What's the point of comments like that? I simply can't see the attraction in hurling abuse at someone you've never met, never will meet and who will never know what you've said.


I love all the people in here who are pissed off about this story. Waaaahhh, nothing this good can happen! There's no way she can be anything but a golddigger! He'll be sorry!!!!

Just because your life is nothing but a warning to others doesn't mean that others aren't entitled to find what happiness they can. And then BE happy, without worrying about what a bunch of losers on the internet think.
 
2012-09-11 10:49:01 AM  
She kinda has one of those faces where there are two eyes, a nose, and a mouth
 
2012-09-11 10:51:22 AM  

ttc2301: No way that he's denying that kid.


I keep thinking about an old pic of Billy Joel holding his daughter. What a shame to be Kristie Brinkley's kid and look like that.
 
2012-09-11 10:55:54 AM  

Misconduc: NeedleGuy: Not hot?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x937]

Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.

[skepticon.org image 325x265]

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x900]


Wow - lucky bastard. Your woman looks just like Salma Hayack. Mine look more like Roseaane Barr. Wanna trade?
 
2012-09-11 10:58:30 AM  
I don't think this is sappy at all. Decent looking girl had a one night stand w/ some ugly guy - woke up in the morning realized he was ugly and kicked him to the curb. Once she realized she was pregnant though all of a sudden he was prince charming and she had to begin her noble quest to come find him? I'm the only person who doesn't find this shiat romantic in any way whatsoever?
 
2012-09-11 11:04:16 AM  

mediablitz: J. Frank Parnell: mediablitz: That guy must be hung like a horse. I can't come up with any other reason she hunted him down...

You'll find the answer around her neck and her child's. They're Christians.

/nttawwt

Christians don't like big cocks?

Alert the press!


Quick, I need to find a christian woman!

/I admit to nothing.
 
2012-09-11 11:19:43 AM  
So, she went with the WHITE wedding gown as she walked with her two children to the alter?
 
2012-09-11 11:25:25 AM  

hasty ambush: NeedleGuy: Not hot?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x937]

Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.


[img26.imageshack.us image 500x800]

/prove she is not


One, you posted the same image... twice... in the redhead thread over the weekend.

Two, tineye is telling me that image and several others of her are in a series on a website called 'xxxdessert' under 'Candid Street Scenes'

Three, based on the configuration of the license plates on some of the vehicles in that series, you'd better be physically located in Cyprus.

So while you may consider her your girlfriend, I strongly suspect she's blissfully unaware of that fact.
 
2012-09-11 11:50:07 AM  

Lukeonia1: I read that as "lightning salesman".

[www.badassoftheweek.com image 403x324]


Me too
 
2012-09-11 12:13:38 PM  
Only in England could a 3 month relationship be called a "One Night Stand"
 
2012-09-11 12:36:16 PM  

Rhames: Lukeonia1: I read that as "lightning salesman".

[www.badassoftheweek.com image 403x324]

Me too


I somehow got lightening semen
 
2012-09-11 12:40:17 PM  
The mom is hot and so is the daughter but the dude looks goofy. Good story though it kind of seems odd that in three months they only slept together twice and then she ran off with only a text to say goodbye.
 
2012-09-11 12:41:04 PM  
At first I was like...

No way would that hottie bang that dude, cause he fugly. She's just taking advantage of the poor sap to ....

Looks at kid.

Looks at dad.

Whelp. I guess she's telling the truth.
 
2012-09-11 01:06:18 PM  
Like daughter, like father.

/dear lord
//at least the mom is hawt
 
2012-09-11 01:37:06 PM  
though it's been said, I'd just like to repeat for the Daily Fail: this "one night" lasted approximated 1,300 hours!
 
2012-09-11 01:42:34 PM  

zabbers: though it's been said, I'd just like to repeat for the Daily Fail: this "one night" lasted approximated 1,300 hours!


This story is from the Sun not the Daily Fail and the only people saying it was a one night stand are Farkers; it says no such thing in TFA.
 
2012-09-11 01:59:03 PM  
she's almost as hot as Bea Arthur
 
2012-09-11 02:19:08 PM  

NeedleGuy: Not hot?

Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-11 02:50:07 PM  
"CMYK and PMS

PROTIP: when white knighting never use a juvenile, douche bag phase like "pull so much high quality tail". It makes you sound like a 12 year old and will not help your cause"

Spoken by someone who's clearly never had any 'high quality tail'
 
2012-09-11 03:10:38 PM  
I am confused.. If you have a one night stand---then how are you dating--?
I mean I thought one night stands were just sex.
"He changed phones" YEAH he was like "this crazy biatch keeps calling me I had to get a new phone"

All and all this says--She has PROBLEMS like major major needs medication issues..Because that was completely stalkerific.

WEAR A CONDOM
 
2012-09-11 03:17:00 PM  

SilentStrider: propasaurus: AdolfOliverPanties: DanZero: No comments on the "hottie" portion of the headline yet, so I'll just roll out a pre emptive strike

[img.photobucket.com image 761x446]

She actually is hot.

Well, British hot.

Maybe a half notch above that, imho.
Certainly not ugly.


She's one-night stand hot. Definitely not, "I just ordered my first beer and - oh damn look at that hottie, I want to wife her up" hot.
 
2012-09-11 03:20:21 PM  

Profedius: The mom is hot and so is the daughter


?????????????

wtf
 
2012-09-11 03:46:03 PM  

DanZero: Remember when you could *trust* the submitter?


No.
 
2012-09-11 04:45:47 PM  
What a useless whore. Abortion would have been the nicest thing they could have done for that child.
 
2012-09-11 05:59:03 PM  
How is this news? Better yet, how is it a heartwarming story? Some dumb biatch gets knocked up by a travelling salesman and stalks him for 6 years? And then presumably blackmails him into marraige? Because NO MAN, and I mean NONE would react with open arms to said scenario.
 
2012-09-11 06:01:08 PM  
Best looking "hottie" I've seen described in any of these articles. Obviously a heavy drinker, too.
 
2012-09-11 08:36:55 PM  

NeedleGuy: Not hot?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x937]

Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.


i169.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-11 08:51:11 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: "Fling" would have been a better term than "one night stand."....


I'd call it...

*puts on sunglasses*

... "makin' Bacon" ...

i1015.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-11 08:55:05 PM  

hasty ambush: NeedleGuy: Not hot?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x937]

Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.


[img26.imageshack.us image 500x800]

/prove she is not


The fact you're on FARK is proof enough.

/bazinga!
 
2012-09-11 09:43:20 PM  

Jerseysteve22: NeedleGuy: Not hot?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x937]

Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.


Bahahahaha!

Home schooled, haven't seen that in a while.
 
2012-09-12 02:53:28 PM  

hasty ambush: NeedleGuy: Not hot?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x937]

Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.


[img26.imageshack.us image 500x800]

sharp knees!

 
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