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(The Sun)   Eighteen-year-old hottie has one-night stand with 21-year-old lighting salesman, breaks up with him, discovers she's pregnant, spends six years looking for him, finds him on Facebook, gets married. TA DAAAA (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 163
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2012-09-11 04:09:34 AM
The key point which everybody is missing is that one needs a good personality to be successful with English ladies. Fat and crass are not attributes that they're interested in.
 
2012-09-11 04:55:44 AM

The Envoy: The key point which everybody is missing is that one needs a good personality to be successful with English ladies. Fat and crass are not attributes that they're interested in.


Getting out of your parents' basement from time to time doesn't do any harm either.
 
2012-09-11 04:58:56 AM

The Envoy: The key point which everybody is missing is that one needs a good personality to be successful with English ladies. Fat and crass are not attributes that they're interested in.


Explain the constant growing ranks of football supporters then.
 
2012-09-11 05:45:59 AM

ongbok: Buffet: She dumped him then stalked him down when she discovered she'd knocked herself up??
If he had any balls he would've told her to go Fark herself.

And have her march straight into the child support office? It's cheaper to keep her.


I agree with ExperianScaresCthulhu. It's time for a blood test. There's no telling how many dudes that mongrel whore Farked while she was in heat?? Better test her for the clap while he's at it.
 
2012-09-11 05:54:17 AM

RayD8: Linkster: ongbok: I hope he got a paternity test before he married her.

And if the kid was his I can see why he married her. It would be cheaper for him to marry her than to pay 6 years of back child support.

Look at the kids face, look at dads face, back to the kid, back to dad......

What do you see?

Michael Phelps?


Took 50 comments to get to the Phelps reference?
 
2012-09-11 07:21:41 AM

Buffet:
I agree with ExperianScaresCthulhu. It's time for a blood test. There's no telling how many dudes that mongrel whore Farked while she was in heat?? Better test her for the clap while he's at it.


What's the point of comments like that? I simply can't see the attraction in hurling abuse at someone you've never met, never will meet and who will never know what you've said.
 
2012-09-11 07:22:51 AM
No DNA test necessary.
 
mhd
2012-09-11 07:25:24 AM
Good for the 9th doctor.
 
2012-09-11 07:43:26 AM

orbister: Buffet:
I agree with ExperianScaresCthulhu. It's time for a blood test. There's no telling how many dudes that mongrel whore Farked while she was in heat?? Better test her for the clap while he's at it.

What's the point of comments like that? I simply can't see the attraction in hurling abuse at someone you've never met, never will meet and who will never know what you've said.


also, in the article it already says the girl is his. and that they had a second child together before marrying. at least-- wait wait, i was going to suggest reading the article. my bad, everyone! sorry!
 
2012-09-11 07:45:52 AM

Sgt Otter: ongbok: I hope he got a paternity test before he married her.

Why would he? The ugly yobbo figured it was his best bet at scoring some top-shelf pussy.


He already scored it.
 
2012-09-11 08:03:17 AM
That dude lucked the fark out. He's a 5 on a good day, she's a 7 or 8.... lucky SOB.
 
2012-09-11 08:12:31 AM

orbister: Buffet:
I agree with ExperianScaresCthulhu. It's time for a blood test. There's no telling how many dudes that mongrel whore Farked while she was in heat?? Better test her for the clap while he's at it.

What's the point of comments like that? I simply can't see the attraction in hurling abuse at someone you've never met, never will meet and who will never know what you've said.


The point is that he's a bog-standard troll, and not a very good one at that.
 
2012-09-11 08:16:07 AM
Six years? Fail

Step 1) File for child support
Step 2) Meet father three weeks later

Ta da!
 
2012-09-11 08:22:12 AM

NeedleGuy: Not hot?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x937]

Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.



img26.imageshack.us

/prove she is not
 
2012-09-11 08:22:30 AM
What a tragically British face.

/of English / Scottish / Irish extraction
//also tragic
 
2012-09-11 08:22:53 AM
Wow, now that is super HOT, the mother looks great too
 
2012-09-11 08:28:41 AM
Thankfully all my illegitimate children are in Germany. Try and find me now b*tches!
 
2012-09-11 08:29:18 AM

GAT_00: RexTalionis: That's a nice story.

Alternatively: woman stalks man for 6 years, forces him to marry her, lies about why.


Kinda happens everyday doesn't it?
 
2012-09-11 08:32:27 AM
How I see this story....

- needing a paternity test, guess she was getting around thanks to the fashion that it was stated

- guy probably went "jackpot" as she is a very attractive woman.

Good for them though.... everyone appears to be happy about how things worked out.
 
2012-09-11 08:41:32 AM

stevejovi: If I looked like THAT guy, and a woman that looked like her showed up claiming I'm the father of her child, I'm going to roll with it. In THAT guy's eyes, he's won the lottery.


Add in the one night stand and he hit the lottery twice!
 
2012-09-11 09:22:14 AM
Jeebus, she married the Swede from Hell on Wheels
 
2012-09-11 09:22:35 AM

ChrisDe: Finally, in 2007, after Hayley had turned five, Kate logged on to Facebook for her monthly check for Nathan - and found him.

Has there ever been a better reason to not sign up for the Facebook?


A guy that I work with knocked a chick up 4 years ago and she just found him on Facebook and sued him for child support.
 
2012-09-11 09:35:02 AM
Found out where he's been for the past 6 years: 
v018o.popscreen.com
 
2012-09-11 09:41:53 AM

Shadow Blasko: You have to break up with one night stands now?

shiat... Things get more complicated all the time.


I was confused about that...

i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-09-11 09:47:12 AM

Shadow Blasko: You have to break up with one night stands now?

shiat... Things get more complicated all the time.


The Supreme Court has ruled that gnawing your arm off isn't enough
 
2012-09-11 09:56:31 AM

NeedleGuy: Not hot?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x937]

Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.


Yeah, in the nude.
 
2012-09-11 10:07:53 AM

Oznog: [img339.imageshack.us image 500x514]

Hanover Fiste??


First thing I thought! She's not too shabby though, showing hope for ugly guys everywhere.
 
2012-09-11 10:13:17 AM

NeedleGuy: Not hot?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x937]

Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.


skepticon.org

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-11 10:37:46 AM

ongbok: The Ghost of Tom Ace: Meanwhile, farkers like myself with more than twice the attraction level of this guy still have problems finding a girl half this gorgeous to marry...

There's gotta be something more to this than just the offspring as an incentive for her. It just doesn't add up. Either that, or I'm moving to the UK.

Hmmm. Try getting a personality and learn to be interesting to woman. You will be amazed at how well that works. For centuries men who are better looking and have more money than other men have wondered how those men pull so much high quality tail, when they are told why they blow it off because believing so would mean that they would have to work on their personality, and it is easier to blame women, be bitter and beat off to porn than to do that.



PROTIP: when white knighting never use a juvenile, douche bag phase like "pull so much high quality tail". It makes you sound like a 12 year old and will not help your cause
 
2012-09-11 10:39:35 AM
No way that he's denying that kid.
 
2012-09-11 10:42:05 AM
And this is a good reason for not joining FB. Hell Im scared that a one nighter I had with a swamp donkey will come back to haunt me. Its bad enough an ex of mine is looking for me cause she "wants to talk". Im glad none of our friends in common has ever told her how to get into contact with me.
 
2012-09-11 10:43:02 AM
And yet the Sun won't publish the article in which, three months after the honeymoon, that poor schmuck walks in on her and a couple of his "friends" busily Eiffel Towering after drinking all the beer in the house...
 
2012-09-11 10:48:02 AM

orbister: Buffet:
I agree with ExperianScaresCthulhu. It's time for a blood test. There's no telling how many dudes that mongrel whore Farked while she was in heat?? Better test her for the clap while he's at it.
What's the point of comments like that? I simply can't see the attraction in hurling abuse at someone you've never met, never will meet and who will never know what you've said.


I love all the people in here who are pissed off about this story. Waaaahhh, nothing this good can happen! There's no way she can be anything but a golddigger! He'll be sorry!!!!

Just because your life is nothing but a warning to others doesn't mean that others aren't entitled to find what happiness they can. And then BE happy, without worrying about what a bunch of losers on the internet think.
 
2012-09-11 10:49:01 AM
She kinda has one of those faces where there are two eyes, a nose, and a mouth
 
2012-09-11 10:51:22 AM

ttc2301: No way that he's denying that kid.


I keep thinking about an old pic of Billy Joel holding his daughter. What a shame to be Kristie Brinkley's kid and look like that.
 
2012-09-11 10:55:54 AM

Misconduc: NeedleGuy: Not hot?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x937]

Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.

[skepticon.org image 325x265]

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x900]


Wow - lucky bastard. Your woman looks just like Salma Hayack. Mine look more like Roseaane Barr. Wanna trade?
 
2012-09-11 10:58:30 AM
I don't think this is sappy at all. Decent looking girl had a one night stand w/ some ugly guy - woke up in the morning realized he was ugly and kicked him to the curb. Once she realized she was pregnant though all of a sudden he was prince charming and she had to begin her noble quest to come find him? I'm the only person who doesn't find this shiat romantic in any way whatsoever?
 
2012-09-11 11:04:16 AM

mediablitz: J. Frank Parnell: mediablitz: That guy must be hung like a horse. I can't come up with any other reason she hunted him down...

You'll find the answer around her neck and her child's. They're Christians.

/nttawwt

Christians don't like big cocks?

Alert the press!


Quick, I need to find a christian woman!

/I admit to nothing.
 
2012-09-11 11:19:43 AM
So, she went with the WHITE wedding gown as she walked with her two children to the alter?
 
2012-09-11 11:25:25 AM

hasty ambush: NeedleGuy: Not hot?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x937]

Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.


[img26.imageshack.us image 500x800]

/prove she is not


One, you posted the same image... twice... in the redhead thread over the weekend.

Two, tineye is telling me that image and several others of her are in a series on a website called 'xxxdessert' under 'Candid Street Scenes'

Three, based on the configuration of the license plates on some of the vehicles in that series, you'd better be physically located in Cyprus.

So while you may consider her your girlfriend, I strongly suspect she's blissfully unaware of that fact.
 
2012-09-11 11:50:07 AM

Lukeonia1: I read that as "lightning salesman".

[www.badassoftheweek.com image 403x324]


Me too
 
2012-09-11 12:13:38 PM
Only in England could a 3 month relationship be called a "One Night Stand"
 
2012-09-11 12:36:16 PM

Rhames: Lukeonia1: I read that as "lightning salesman".

[www.badassoftheweek.com image 403x324]

Me too


I somehow got lightening semen
 
2012-09-11 12:40:17 PM
The mom is hot and so is the daughter but the dude looks goofy. Good story though it kind of seems odd that in three months they only slept together twice and then she ran off with only a text to say goodbye.
 
2012-09-11 12:41:04 PM
At first I was like...

No way would that hottie bang that dude, cause he fugly. She's just taking advantage of the poor sap to ....

Looks at kid.

Looks at dad.

Whelp. I guess she's telling the truth.
 
2012-09-11 01:06:18 PM
Like daughter, like father.

/dear lord
//at least the mom is hawt
 
2012-09-11 01:37:06 PM
though it's been said, I'd just like to repeat for the Daily Fail: this "one night" lasted approximated 1,300 hours!
 
2012-09-11 01:42:34 PM

zabbers: though it's been said, I'd just like to repeat for the Daily Fail: this "one night" lasted approximated 1,300 hours!


This story is from the Sun not the Daily Fail and the only people saying it was a one night stand are Farkers; it says no such thing in TFA.
 
2012-09-11 01:59:03 PM
she's almost as hot as Bea Arthur
 
2012-09-11 02:19:08 PM

NeedleGuy: Not hot?

Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.


i.imgur.com
 
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