The Envoy: The key point which everybody is missing is that one needs a good personality to be successful with English ladies. Fat and crass are not attributes that they're interested in.
ongbok: Buffet: She dumped him then stalked him down when she discovered she'd knocked herself up??If he had any balls he would've told her to go Fark herself.And have her march straight into the child support office? It's cheaper to keep her.
RayD8: Linkster: ongbok: I hope he got a paternity test before he married her.And if the kid was his I can see why he married her. It would be cheaper for him to marry her than to pay 6 years of back child support.Look at the kids face, look at dads face, back to the kid, back to dad......What do you see?Michael Phelps?
Buffet: I agree with ExperianScaresCthulhu. It's time for a blood test. There's no telling how many dudes that mongrel whore Farked while she was in heat?? Better test her for the clap while he's at it.
orbister: Buffet:I agree with ExperianScaresCthulhu. It's time for a blood test. There's no telling how many dudes that mongrel whore Farked while she was in heat?? Better test her for the clap while he's at it.What's the point of comments like that? I simply can't see the attraction in hurling abuse at someone you've never met, never will meet and who will never know what you've said.
Sgt Otter: ongbok: I hope he got a paternity test before he married her.Why would he? The ugly yobbo figured it was his best bet at scoring some top-shelf pussy.
NeedleGuy: Not hot?[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x937]Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.
GAT_00: RexTalionis: That's a nice story.Alternatively: woman stalks man for 6 years, forces him to marry her, lies about why.
stevejovi: If I looked like THAT guy, and a woman that looked like her showed up claiming I'm the father of her child, I'm going to roll with it. In THAT guy's eyes, he's won the lottery.
ChrisDe: Finally, in 2007, after Hayley had turned five, Kate logged on to Facebook for her monthly check for Nathan - and found him.Has there ever been a better reason to not sign up for the Facebook?
Shadow Blasko: You have to break up with one night stands now?shiat... Things get more complicated all the time.
Oznog: [img339.imageshack.us image 500x514]Hanover Fiste??
ongbok: The Ghost of Tom Ace: Meanwhile, farkers like myself with more than twice the attraction level of this guy still have problems finding a girl half this gorgeous to marry...There's gotta be something more to this than just the offspring as an incentive for her. It just doesn't add up. Either that, or I'm moving to the UK.Hmmm. Try getting a personality and learn to be interesting to woman. You will be amazed at how well that works. For centuries men who are better looking and have more money than other men have wondered how those men pull so much high quality tail, when they are told why they blow it off because believing so would mean that they would have to work on their personality, and it is easier to blame women, be bitter and beat off to porn than to do that.
ttc2301: No way that he's denying that kid.
Misconduc: NeedleGuy: Not hot?[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x937]Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.[skepticon.org image 325x265][4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x900]
mediablitz: J. Frank Parnell: mediablitz: That guy must be hung like a horse. I can't come up with any other reason she hunted him down...You'll find the answer around her neck and her child's. They're Christians./nttawwtChristians don't like big cocks?Alert the press!
hasty ambush: NeedleGuy: Not hot?[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x937]Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.[img26.imageshack.us image 500x800]/prove she is not
Lukeonia1: I read that as "lightning salesman".[www.badassoftheweek.com image 403x324]
Rhames: Lukeonia1: I read that as "lightning salesman".[www.badassoftheweek.com image 403x324]Me too
zabbers: though it's been said, I'd just like to repeat for the Daily Fail: this "one night" lasted approximated 1,300 hours!
NeedleGuy: Not hot?Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.
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