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(The Sun)   Eighteen-year-old hottie has one-night stand with 21-year-old lighting salesman, breaks up with him, discovers she's pregnant, spends six years looking for him, finds him on Facebook, gets married. TA DAAAA (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 163
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2012-09-11 01:30:35 AM
If I looked like THAT guy, and a woman that looked like her showed up claiming I'm the father of her child, I'm going to roll with it. In THAT guy's eyes, he's won the lottery.
 
2012-09-11 01:31:12 AM

ongbok: I hope he got a paternity test before he married her.

And if the kid was his I can see why he married her. It would be cheaper for him to marry her than to pay 6 years of back child support.


You can typically (in the US) estop a claim dating prior to the point of actual investigation. Still ... crazy pricy. Marriage is probably the better option if it works for them.

/voulentarily paid 1 years of arrears to help out
//mine came looking 5 years later
///20% of salary gone for 13 years
////no visitation or custody since I'd moved to another country at the time & the mom still thinks of me as the punk teenager I was at the time
// #6 on the list to be tested
// has a sad - I bet she's a sweet kid
 
2012-09-11 01:32:03 AM

ongbok: I hope he got a paternity test before he married her.


Why would he? The ugly yobbo figured it was his best bet at scoring some top-shelf pussy.
 
2012-09-11 01:32:29 AM
He looks like inverted inbred British anus
 
2012-09-11 01:33:24 AM

NeedleGuy: Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.


I would, but you'd only notice she has blue eyes after you stared at her tits for 5 minutes.

Perv.
 
2012-09-11 01:35:01 AM

RayD8: Linkster: ongbok: I hope he got a paternity test before he married her.

And if the kid was his I can see why he married her. It would be cheaper for him to marry her than to pay 6 years of back child support.

Look at the kids face, look at dads face, back to the kid, back to dad......

What do you see?

Michael Phelps?


I lol'd!

/the girl doesn't look like Phelps
//does she
///looks again
 
2012-09-11 01:35:13 AM

Sgt Otter: ongbok: I hope he got a paternity test before he married her.

Why would he? The ugly yobbo figured it was his best bet at scoring some top-shelf pussy.


He obviously had no problem getting top shelf tail since he knocked her up the first time. It is a fact that you can be ugly and get top shelf tail as long as you got the gift of gab, this guy may have that gift.
 
2012-09-11 01:36:46 AM
the wedding photo of him made me think of the one on the right:

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-11 01:39:15 AM
That's a nice story. I hope it works out for them.
 
2012-09-11 01:40:13 AM

DORMAMU: the wedding photo of him made me think of the one on the right:

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x333]


crap.

forgot the "/hotlinked" yadda yadda yadda....
 
2012-09-11 01:41:39 AM
where did the other mystery baby come from?

methinks mom is a slut.
 
2012-09-11 01:42:14 AM
A lighting salesman eh?
Showing you how to turn it OFF is no doubt his sales pitch.
 
2012-09-11 01:43:00 AM
Unfunny meme is unfunny.
Your headline sucks, subby.
 
2012-09-11 01:43:27 AM
She dumped him then stalked him down when she discovered she'd knocked herself up??
If he had any balls he would've told her to go Fark herself.
 
2012-09-11 01:45:23 AM

Buffet: She dumped him then stalked him down when she discovered she'd knocked herself up??
If he had any balls he would've told her to go Fark herself.


And have her march straight into the child support office? It's cheaper to keep her.
 
2012-09-11 01:45:35 AM

Neondistraction: Huck And Molly Ziegler: I'm totally not understanding how this has turned out, i.e, happy. What the man is supposed to do is disavow any knowledge of her after she finds him, flee again, get caught by the law and be forced to pay grudging child support.


He didn't flee, though. She did. Left town and told him was over with a text message.


Oh, yeah, you're right. Forgot about that part.
 
2012-09-11 01:51:38 AM

crab66: Christ. That guy makes me feel good about myself.


Seems like he did OK to me
 
2012-09-11 01:53:06 AM

RayD8: Linkster: ongbok: I hope he got a paternity test before he married her.

And if the kid was his I can see why he married her. It would be cheaper for him to marry her than to pay 6 years of back child support.

Look at the kids face, look at dads face, back to the kid, back to dad......

What do you see?

Michael Phelps?


A little Phelps for sure. A little Peyton Manning as well.
 
2012-09-11 01:53:15 AM

mediablitz: That guy must be hung like a horse. I can't come up with any other reason she hunted him down...


You'll find the answer around her neck and her child's. They're Christians.

/nttawwt
 
2012-09-11 01:55:53 AM

Swedgin: Poor girl takes after her dad in the looks dept.


She kinda has his chin but not as long, and his nose too. But she has her mom's brow and cheeks, and she's a lot more symmetrical than her dad.
I think she's a cute enough kid, but it's hard to say how it'll turn out until she makes it through her awkward early teenage years.


Oznog: [img339.imageshack.us image 500x514]

Hanover Fiste??


omfg that's him!!
lol XD

/Mom isn't a "hot" exactly, but I do think she is a good looking lady
//Dude lucked out, she's better looking than he has any right to score with
 
2012-09-11 01:56:24 AM
"Fling" would have been a better term than "one night stand." It was a casual fling for a few months and then she moved away.

And, yeah, she's hot.
 
2012-09-11 01:56:39 AM
Meanwhile, farkers like myself with more than twice the attraction level of this guy still have problems finding a girl half this gorgeous to marry...

There's gotta be something more to this than just the offspring as an incentive for her. It just doesn't add up. Either that, or I'm moving to the UK.
 
2012-09-11 01:56:41 AM

J. Frank Parnell: mediablitz: That guy must be hung like a horse. I can't come up with any other reason she hunted him down...

You'll find the answer around her neck and her child's. They're Christians.

/nttawwt


Christians don't like big cocks?

Alert the press!
 
2012-09-11 01:56:41 AM

AdolfOliverPanties: She must have been drunk that night. And maybe every night since.


My guess was also that alcohol was involved.

Captain James T. Smirk: Wow. Is there any way for that guy to look more British without being dressed as a Buckingham Palace guard? He looks like every character from a Pegg/Frost movie smashed together.


Also this.

Cyno01: DanZero: oh darnit. Remember when you could *trust* the submitter?

No.

 
2012-09-11 01:56:50 AM
Well good for them. I may be a bitter asshole but cool to see something work out.
 
2012-09-11 01:57:16 AM

J. Frank Parnell: You'll find the answer around her neck and her child's. They're Christians.


One night stand style Christians...
 
2012-09-11 01:58:02 AM

Buffet: She dumped him then stalked him down when she discovered she'd knocked herself up??
If he had any balls he would've told her to go Fark herself.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


/dude, get a blood test
 
2012-09-11 02:06:30 AM

The Ghost of Tom Ace: Meanwhile, farkers like myself with more than twice the attraction level of this guy still have problems finding a girl half this gorgeous to marry...

There's gotta be something more to this than just the offspring as an incentive for her. It just doesn't add up. Either that, or I'm moving to the UK.


Hmmm. Try getting a personality and learn to be interesting to woman. You will be amazed at how well that works. For centuries men who are better looking and have more money than other men have wondered how those men pull so much high quality tail, when they are told why they blow it off because believing so would mean that they would have to work on their personality, and it is easier to blame women, be bitter and beat off to porn than to do that.
 
2012-09-11 02:11:34 AM

ongbok: Hmmm. Try getting a personality and learn to be interesting to woman.


Yes. He had a one night stand with her because she was attracted to his personality and he was interesting.

You stick with that story. It's got legs...
 
2012-09-11 02:13:50 AM

ongbok: The Ghost of Tom Ace: Meanwhile, farkers like myself with more than twice the attraction level of this guy still have problems finding a girl half this gorgeous to marry...

There's gotta be something more to this than just the offspring as an incentive for her. It just doesn't add up. Either that, or I'm moving to the UK.

Hmmm. Try getting a personality and learn to be interesting to woman. You will be amazed at how well that works. For centuries men who are better looking and have more money than other men have wondered how those men pull so much high quality tail, when they are told why they blow it off because believing so would mean that they would have to work on their personality, and it is easier to blame women, be bitter and beat off to porn than to do that.


Ok I will try!

*two thumbs up*
 
2012-09-11 02:14:25 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: /dude, get a blood test



According to TFA, they did a paternity test and it confirmed he was the father. And he seemed happy about it.
 
2012-09-11 02:14:29 AM

mediablitz: ongbok: Hmmm. Try getting a personality and learn to be interesting to woman.

Yes. He had a one night stand with her because she was attracted to his personality and he was interesting.

You stick with that story. It's got legs...


He had to be interesting enough to talk her up to the point that she wanted to sleep with him.

You sound like a member of the bitter, blaming women and beating off to porn crowd.
 
2012-09-11 02:15:48 AM

ongbok: a member of the bitter, blaming women and beating off to porn crowd.



Hey, you leave us the fark out of this.
 
2012-09-11 02:17:23 AM
she dumped him via text, completely forgot about him (her words), and then started a frantic search after popping out his kid...am I the only one who doesn't find this heartwarming? she would have ditched him for life and never had a second thought about it if he'd worn a condom.
 
2012-09-11 02:20:14 AM

WarpZone: she dumped him via text, completely forgot about him (her words), and then started a frantic search after popping out his kid...am I the only one who doesn't find this heartwarming? she would have ditched him for life and never had a second thought about it if he'd worn a condom.



Her backstory though is that she was an adopted kid herself. The whole reason they met was because she was spending time with her blood relatives, who lived in the town where this guy lived. So she had a lot of personal motivation to make sure that her kid knew who her father was. That they eventually got married doesn't seem to have been her original goal with tracking the guy down.
 
2012-09-11 02:21:36 AM

UseLessHuman: cerejaninja: Swedgin: Poor girl takes after her dad in the looks dept.

I was thinking that she might actually have gotten it easy in the looks department - her dad is almost deformed, but she still looks pretty normal. For now, at least.

That's called "being a man".


bwahahaha! guess who comes from a family of honking huge ugly noses! that broad was drunk to bang that lad, and she is a psycho biatch for stalking him to make damn sure he paid her the back rent on their little Walking Female Nose.

deformed is deformed, Frenchie.
 
2012-09-11 02:23:18 AM

NeedleGuy: Not hot?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x937]

Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.


this is fark. We know what happens to photos of Rainbow Brite sisters and home schooled wives around here
 
2012-09-11 02:23:54 AM

ongbok: bitter, blaming women and beating off to porn crowd.


So that includes the majority of men then?
 
2012-09-11 02:29:07 AM
What's all this "one night stand" nonsense? Anyone else actually read the article?

"I really liked Nathan and after our first date we met up a few times and slept together twice.
"But we were young and I missed my adoptive family so three months after first meeting Nathan I fled back to Cheshire, telling Nathan I was leaving in a text message."
 
2012-09-11 02:40:44 AM

shower_in_my_socks: ongbok: a member of the bitter, blaming women and beating off to porn crowd.


Hey, you leave us the fark out of this.


i.imgur.com

/seconded
 
2012-09-11 02:48:55 AM

NeedleGuy: Not hot?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x937]

Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.


Who knocked the whore up for the other kid?

Article, why you fail me!
 
2012-09-11 02:50:16 AM

Cyno01: DanZero: oh darnit. Remember when you could *trust* the submitter?

No.


Nope.

Daddy is clownish, Mom is not bad looking.
 
2012-09-11 02:51:39 AM

steamingpile: Who knocked the whore up for the other kid?

Article, why you fail me!



I did the math. The new kid's about 1 year old, and it says the couple got back together in 2009. So they had a second kid before getting married.
 
2012-09-11 02:55:41 AM

ongbok: The Ghost of Tom Ace: Meanwhile, farkers like myself with more than twice the attraction level of this guy still have problems finding a girl half this gorgeous to marry...

There's gotta be something more to this than just the offspring as an incentive for her. It just doesn't add up. Either that, or I'm moving to the UK.

Hmmm. Try getting a personality and learn to be interesting to woman. You will be amazed at how well that works. For centuries men who are better looking and have more money than other men have wondered how those men pull so much high quality tail, when they are told why they blow it off because believing so would mean that they would have to work on their personality, and it is easier to blame women, be bitter and beat off to porn than to do that.
\
Men that look like that are more likely to treat their wives well and appreciate what they have.

 
2012-09-11 03:05:46 AM
Would she have married him if she hadn't had a child - no way! This is a classic case of a woman finding herself with no partner and a kid in tow, realising she's going to get left on the shelf, simply trades down to marry the poor ugly sap who penis'd her one time. He's thinks he's won the lottery, since he's butt ugly and she's pretty good looking, yet he's too stupid she's only in it for the financial support.
 
2012-09-11 03:06:23 AM
Wow, I would be a god in Britain.
 
2012-09-11 03:12:25 AM

sminkypinky: Would she have married him if she hadn't had a child - no way! This is a classic case of a woman finding herself with no partner and a kid in tow, realising she's going to get left on the shelf, simply trades down to marry the poor ugly sap who penis'd her one time. He's thinks he's won the lottery, since he's butt ugly and she's pretty good looking, yet he's too stupid she's only in it for the financial support.


lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-09-11 03:44:28 AM
Why are they all showing off their vaginas?
 
2012-09-11 03:53:40 AM

sminkypinky: Would she have married him if she hadn't had a child - no way! This is a classic case of a woman finding herself with no partner and a kid in tow, realising she's going to get left on the shelf, simply trades down to marry the poor ugly sap who penis'd her one time. He's thinks he's won the lottery, since he's butt ugly and she's pretty good looking, yet he's too stupid she's only in it for the financial support.


This sounds familiar...

storage.canalblog.com
 
2012-09-11 03:54:02 AM

shower_in_my_socks: steamingpile: Who knocked the whore up for the other kid?

Article, why you fail me!


I did the math. The new kid's about 1 year old, and it says the couple got back together in 2009. So they had a second kid before getting married.


This sounds totally right to me.

She was young and a bit naive it sounds like...also an adopted child and probably a little confused after spending time with her "birth family". So she has a few fun nights and then goes home. Discovers she's pregnant and--not surprisingly--wants her daughter to know her father. Once that's been accomplished, they start spending time together again, now that they're both older and a bit wiser, and decide to get married.

There's nothing to suggest she was out to get child support or that she felt some kind of pressure to "marry her daughter's father"--on the contrary, she seemed okay with the idea of being a single mom. But it worked out they both like each other enough to try marriage. Also the daughter looks excited enough for three other people.

I hope it works out for them.
 
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