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(The Sun)   Eighteen-year-old hottie has one-night stand with 21-year-old lighting salesman, breaks up with him, discovers she's pregnant, spends six years looking for him, finds him on Facebook, gets married. TA DAAAA (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 163
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2012-09-10 11:02:44 PM  
Poor girl takes after her dad in the looks dept.
 
2012-09-10 11:04:05 PM  
That's a nice story.
 
2012-09-10 11:10:23 PM  

RexTalionis: That's a nice story.


Alternatively: woman stalks man for 6 years, forces him to marry her, lies about why.
 
2012-09-10 11:24:54 PM  

Swedgin: Poor girl takes after her dad in the looks dept.


I was thinking that she might actually have gotten it easy in the looks department - her dad is almost deformed, but she still looks pretty normal. For now, at least.
 
2012-09-10 11:58:53 PM  
You have to break up with one night stands now?

shiat... Things get more complicated all the time.
 
2012-09-11 12:10:37 AM  
She must have been drunk that night. And maybe every night since.
 
2012-09-11 12:11:22 AM  
No comments on the "hottie" portion of the headline yet, so I'll just roll out a pre emptive strike

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-11 12:13:56 AM  

DanZero: No comments on the "hottie" portion of the headline yet, so I'll just roll out a pre emptive strike

[img.photobucket.com image 761x446]


She actually is hot.
 
2012-09-11 12:24:18 AM  
I read that as "lightning salesman".

www.badassoftheweek.com
 
2012-09-11 12:26:08 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: DanZero: No comments on the "hottie" portion of the headline yet, so I'll just roll out a pre emptive strike

[img.photobucket.com image 761x446]

She actually is hot.


oh darnit. Remember when you could *trust* the submitter?
 
2012-09-11 12:30:13 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: She must have been drunk that night. And maybe every night since.


Apparently it was really dark in the pub where they met.... and the theater.... and the bedroom.
 
2012-09-11 12:36:30 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: DanZero: No comments on the "hottie" portion of the headline yet, so I'll just roll out a pre emptive strike

[img.photobucket.com image 761x446]

She actually is hot.


Well, British hot.
 
2012-09-11 12:41:44 AM  

propasaurus: AdolfOliverPanties: DanZero: No comments on the "hottie" portion of the headline yet, so I'll just roll out a pre emptive strike

[img.photobucket.com image 761x446]

She actually is hot.

Well, British hot.


Maybe a half notch above that, imho.
Certainly not ugly.
 
2012-09-11 12:52:27 AM  

cerejaninja: Swedgin: Poor girl takes after her dad in the looks dept.

I was thinking that she might actually have gotten it easy in the looks department - her dad is almost deformed, but she still looks pretty normal. For now, at least.


That's called "being a man".
 
2012-09-11 12:54:17 AM  

UseLessHuman: cerejaninja: Swedgin: Poor girl takes after her dad in the looks dept.

I was thinking that she might actually have gotten it easy in the looks department - her dad is almost deformed, but she still looks pretty normal. For now, at least.

That's called "being a British man".


FTFY
 
2012-09-11 12:54:45 AM  

DanZero: oh darnit. Remember when you could *trust* the submitter?


No.
 
2012-09-11 12:54:50 AM  
This is fantastic, I can't wait to hear Jennifer Aniston punish the British with her immitation of a Irish to Australian and all point inbetween accent.
 
2012-09-11 12:55:23 AM  
Honey Boo Boo, Honey Boo Boo, want to do bad things to your hoo hoo...
 
2012-09-11 12:55:29 AM  
Well, that guy is definitely British.
 
2012-09-11 12:55:56 AM  
Yep, that's him. I'd recognize THAT nose Anywhere!
 
2012-09-11 12:56:05 AM  
She is easily hot. He's the "quick, strap five pairs of beer goggles around my noggin; I need to have a look at this guy" candidate.
 
2012-09-11 12:58:07 AM  

Lord Dimwit: UseLessHuman: cerejaninja: Swedgin: Poor girl takes after her dad in the looks dept.

I was thinking that she might actually have gotten it easy in the looks department - her dad is almost deformed, but she still looks pretty normal. For now, at least.

That's called "being a British man".

FTFY


Found another pic of him:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-11 12:58:38 AM  
Eighteen-year-old hottie ogress has one-night stand with 21-year-old lighting salesman hottie stud, breaks up with him, discovers she's pregnant, spends six years looking for him, finds him on Facebook, gets married. TA DAAAA (w/pics)

You're doing it wrong, subby.
 
2012-09-11 01:01:37 AM  

Swedgin: Poor girl takes after her dad in the looks dept.


True! She will have to search for 9 years minimum to find whoever knocks her up.....
 
2012-09-11 01:01:51 AM  
Finally, in 2007, after Hayley had turned five, Kate logged on to Facebook for her monthly check for Nathan - and found him.

Has there ever been a better reason to not sign up for the Facebook?
 
2012-09-11 01:02:27 AM  
I'm totally not understanding how this has turned out, i.e, happy. What the man is supposed to do is disavow any knowledge of her after she finds him, flee again, get caught by the law and be forced to pay grudging child support.

The other part I'm not understanding is how it took so long to find him. It's England. On an island. Just stand up in a tall chair and shout.

/jk
//luv u gize
 
2012-09-11 01:05:44 AM  

DanZero: No comments on the "hottie" portion of the headline yet, so I'll just roll out a pre emptive strike

[img.photobucket.com image 761x446]


pretty damn hot, dude.
 
2012-09-11 01:07:49 AM  
img339.imageshack.us

Hanover Fiste??
 
2012-09-11 01:10:26 AM  
Wow. Is there any way for that guy to look more British without being dressed as a Buckingham Palace guard? He looks like every character from a Pegg/Frost movie smashed together.
 
2012-09-11 01:10:45 AM  
Christ. That guy makes me feel good about myself.
 
2012-09-11 01:10:59 AM  
Someone had a one-night stand with him?
 
2012-09-11 01:11:12 AM  
Is that Eli Manning?
 
2012-09-11 01:12:00 AM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: I'm totally not understanding how this has turned out, i.e, happy. What the man is supposed to do is disavow any knowledge of her after she finds him, flee again, get caught by the law and be forced to pay grudging child support.


He didn't flee, though. She did. Left town and told him was over with a text message.
 
2012-09-11 01:13:57 AM  

Oznog: [img339.imageshack.us image 500x514]

Hanover Fiste??


I lol'd
 
2012-09-11 01:15:30 AM  

Captain James T. Smirk: Wow. Is there any way for that guy to look more British without being dressed as a Buckingham Palace guard?


Perhaps if he smiled with teeth showing?
 
2012-09-11 01:15:48 AM  
Man...if he ended up with that, than I should head across the pond and pick up Gemma Atkinson or someone.
 
2012-09-11 01:18:26 AM  
That guy must have one heck of a personality! Or, do single mothers in England have an even harder time landing a man?

Either way, I enjoyed that hint of camel toe on the MILF in picture #1.


Also, this just in, after 33 years they've released the artist's sketch used to track down his father...

www.philkutnostudios.com 

/YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh!
 
2012-09-11 01:20:29 AM  

illannoyin: That guy must have one heck of a personality! Or, do single mothers in England have an even harder time landing a man?

Either way, I enjoyed that hint of camel toe on the MILF in picture #1.


Also, this just in, after 33 years they've released the artist's sketch used to track down his father...

[www.philkutnostudios.com image 294x288] 

/YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh!


That's no hint, that's Gap Factor right there.
 
2012-09-11 01:21:19 AM  
I hope he got a paternity test before he married her.

And if the kid was his I can see why he married her. It would be cheaper for him to marry her than to pay 6 years of back child support.
 
2012-09-11 01:21:32 AM  

catastrophe averted: AdolfOliverPanties: She must have been drunk that night. And maybe every night since.

Apparently it was really dark in the pub where they met.... and the theater.... and the bedroom.


So what you're saying is you would have only done him once in the dark?
 
2012-09-11 01:21:52 AM  

DanZero: Remember when you could *trust* the submitter?


Was that back when kids were perfect angels who were seen and not heard?

/The Sun + "hottie" + "w/pics" = NGTRTFA
 
2012-09-11 01:21:53 AM  
That guy must be hung like a horse. I can't come up with any other reason she hunted him down...
 
2012-09-11 01:21:56 AM  

Oznog: [img339.imageshack.us image 500x514]

Hanover Fiste??


Thanks I thought he looked familiar,

Good luck with the insta-family,
 
2012-09-11 01:22:21 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: She must have been drunk that night. And maybe every night since.


I agree. He is definitely batting above his average.
 
2012-09-11 01:23:31 AM  
I know where he works
www.technovelgy.com
 
2012-09-11 01:24:14 AM  
oh my, he is quite...English looking isn't he?
he must be quite the salesman or hung like an otter

/i mean the actual otter
 
2012-09-11 01:24:35 AM  
Not hot?

img.thesun.co.uk

Feel free to post a picture of your SO for comparison, please.
 
2012-09-11 01:24:44 AM  

ongbok: I hope he got a paternity test before he married her.

And if the kid was his I can see why he married her. It would be cheaper for him to marry her than to pay 6 years of back child support.


Look at the kids face, look at dads face, back to the kid, back to dad......

What do you see?
 
2012-09-11 01:26:39 AM  
"I knew the baby was Nathan's but his number wasn't giving me any response and I began to worry," she says.

Maybe he did, too...

www.jacksonwhitelaw.com
 
2012-09-11 01:27:01 AM  

Linkster: ongbok: I hope he got a paternity test before he married her.

And if the kid was his I can see why he married her. It would be cheaper for him to marry her than to pay 6 years of back child support.

Look at the kids face, look at dads face, back to the kid, back to dad......

What do you see?


Michael Phelps?
 
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