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(WTAE)   Jazz musician killed answering his front door. Police don't think it was accidental. Sharp team of flat foots digging around will pick up the pieces in time, looking for key signature clues   (wtae.com) divider line 89
    More: Sad, Pittsburgh Police, LeRoy K. Wofford, Pittsburgh  
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2012-09-10 06:40:45 PM  
They'll be behind bars, soon enough.
 
2012-09-10 06:48:16 PM  
I hope they catch this guy soon, so his family can rest easy and find a measure of peace.
 
2012-09-10 06:50:28 PM  
The police are investigating, but have found nothing of note.
 
2012-09-10 06:59:45 PM  
He was probably asking for treble.
 
2012-09-10 07:01:24 PM  
Are they sure it wasn't a sax crime?
 
2012-09-10 07:31:54 PM  

SilentStrider: Are they sure it wasn't a sax crime?


What would you bass that on?
 
2012-09-10 07:45:31 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: SilentStrider: Are they sure it wasn't a sax crime?

What would you bass that on?


He's obviously just repeating what he heard.
 
2012-09-10 07:53:18 PM  
Sad trombone.
 
2012-09-10 07:54:00 PM  

namegoeshere: He's obviously just repeating what he heard.


At this point, you're just improvising.
 
2012-09-10 08:03:05 PM  
Maybe crime investigating is not your forte, but I think the killer was someone the jazz musician knew. Many musicians are codapendent on one another.
 
2012-09-10 08:04:15 PM  
I heard they found a suicide note with a dot next to it.
 
2012-09-10 08:18:51 PM  

vudukungfu: namegoeshere: He's obviously just repeating what he heard.

At this point, you're just improvising.


Now don't go off half cocked until we know the whole truth. We're not even a quarter of the way through the investigation, so hold your horses.
 
2012-09-10 08:27:44 PM  
If the police staff had any brains, they'd go talk to that shifty midget down at the train station. The metro gnome sees all.
 
2012-09-10 08:29:47 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: If the police staff had any brains, they'd go talk to that shifty midget down at the train station. The metro gnome sees all.


I'm going to refrain from commenting on this.
 
2012-09-10 08:34:02 PM  

SilentStrider: AdolfOliverPanties: If the police staff had any brains, they'd go talk to that shifty midget down at the train station. The metro gnome sees all.

I'm going to refrain from commenting on this.


Why? It's not like I was making fun of the little guy. I didn't even mention his clef palate.
 
2012-09-10 08:36:38 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: SilentStrider: AdolfOliverPanties: If the police staff had any brains, they'd go talk to that shifty midget down at the train station. The metro gnome sees all.

I'm going to refrain from commenting on this.

Why? It's not like I was making fun of the little guy. I didn't even mention his clef palate.


That's just ritarded.
 
2012-09-10 08:39:38 PM  
All right. This is getting out of control. Let us all take a beat to compose ourselves.
 
2012-09-10 08:53:52 PM  
How do you know if there's a killer at the door?

The knocking hits a dead spot. Link

And his brain is squirming like a toad.
 
2012-09-10 11:34:50 PM  
When It comes to music I just don't give a sheet
 
2012-09-11 03:43:49 PM  
that blows
 
2012-09-11 03:44:10 PM  
I wouldn't fret about it.
 
2012-09-11 03:45:58 PM  
He knew the score going in, but he just couldn't give it a rest.
 
2012-09-11 03:46:55 PM  
This makes me blue.
 
2012-09-11 03:49:02 PM  
Not a repeat from 1971...

bassic-sax.ca

/RIP King Curtis
 
2012-09-11 03:50:01 PM  
I wonder if the police found the weapon. Might be a canon to stay on path through the front door.
 
2012-09-11 03:51:19 PM  
What a great story.

I'll have to tell the boys in Culiacan and Cartagena that story.
 
2012-09-11 03:51:22 PM  
Action Family is coming true.
 
2012-09-11 03:51:55 PM  
Leave it to Fark to diminish a man's passing.

RIP L.K.
 
2012-09-11 03:53:15 PM  
there is so much wrong with that article, daddy-o, but I'm sure the investigators are on the beat
 
2012-09-11 03:53:48 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: All right. This is getting out of control. Let us all take a beat to compose ourselves.


You'll need more than a beat...I think you should Take Five
 
2012-09-11 03:54:54 PM  

rotsky: Leave it to Fark to diminish a man's passing.

RIP L.K.


Maybe the perpetrator is aMingus
 
2012-09-11 03:55:01 PM  
If the door knocking was unen, the drummer did it.

And if this dude doubled on the accordian, maybe he deserved it.


/all I got
//try the veal
///remember to tip your waitress
 
2012-09-11 03:55:55 PM  
If the door knocking was unen, the drummer did it.

UNEVEN COMMA DAMMIT!
 
2012-09-11 03:58:08 PM  
That headline made me Dizzy.
 
2012-09-11 03:58:22 PM  
F
 
2012-09-11 03:59:34 PM  
God I love you farkers even if you toot your own horns now and again. seriously good comments so far. I'm done for the day.
 
2012-09-11 04:00:56 PM  
All these puns are making me dizzy. Some of them are prima but most of them are terrible. You guys should take five before you add your comments.
 
2012-09-11 04:03:15 PM  
Is there a note in the police report detailing the complicatedness of his shoes?
 
2012-09-11 04:06:09 PM  
i.ytimg.com: RIPy dippy dim, RIPy dipy shoop a doom
 
2012-09-11 04:06:24 PM  
Perhaps he had a syncopal episode.
 
2012-09-11 04:06:29 PM  
The culpret beat it, he scatted man. Then that cat boogied off, solo.
 
2012-09-11 04:08:13 PM  
Jazz musicians prefer you come through the back door
 
2012-09-11 04:09:14 PM  
Allright, +100 to anyone who can work in "hemidemisemiquaver"

/its a 64th note
 
2012-09-11 04:10:24 PM  
Biatches be brewin'.
 
2012-09-11 04:10:39 PM  

rotsky: Leave it to Fark to diminish a man's passing.

RIP L.K.


i60.photobucket.com

RIP JAZZ HANDS
 
2012-09-11 04:11:00 PM  
oh, and

i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-11 04:13:25 PM  

Banned on the Run: Allright, +100 to anyone who can work in "hemidemisemiquaver"

/its a 64th note


i.ytimg.com: RIPy-dippy-daver hemi-demi-semi-quaver
 
2012-09-11 04:14:37 PM  

Banned on the Run: Allright, +100 to anyone who can work in "hemidemisemiquaver"

/its a 64th note


What's a Chrysler engine, a washed up actress and a large truck do during an earthquake?
 
2012-09-11 04:16:43 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: He was probably asking for treble.


Poor guy should have avoided messing with the Sopranos.
 
2012-09-11 04:18:15 PM  
According to TFA, they killed Kenny, too.
 
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