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(Chicagoist)   It's easy to be an emo quarterback in defeat, but it takes a real pro can be an emo quarterback in the face of a blowout victory   (chicagoist.com) divider line 72
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2012-09-11 10:40:21 AM
He's right. Shut the hell up when your offense is preparing to snap, people. What the fark is wrong with a large percentage of our fanbase here? This is the same town that fell in love with Rex Grossman. It's embarrassing.
 
2012-09-11 10:42:25 AM
And for a tip on how the crowd is SUPPOSED to act when their offense is on the field, watch New Orleans.
 
2012-09-11 10:43:51 AM

machoprogrammer: bdub77: Let's be honest, Jay Cutler is kind of a dick. I mean how big of a dick do you have to have Chicago fans calling you a dick?

Having said that, Chicago fans are in fact also dicks. I mean it's at the southernmost tip of Lake Michigan, which in itself kind of looks like a big ol' dick. In fact Chicagoans are more like the ooze that comes out of the tip of the dick. Or maybe Chicago is just a big tight asshole full of assholes, forever trying to stave off the total ass f*cking it receives every winter.

I'm not sure what my point is but Chicago is the meeting point of Midwestern dicks and assholes.

Imagine living in southern Wisconsin and dealing with those guys all the time


If you're in southern Wisconsin you ARE a Chicagoan. STFU
 
2012-09-11 10:49:54 AM

machoprogrammer: bdub77: Let's be honest, Jay Cutler is kind of a dick. I mean how big of a dick do you have to have Chicago fans calling you a dick?

Having said that, Chicago fans are in fact also dicks. I mean it's at the southernmost tip of Lake Michigan, which in itself kind of looks like a big ol' dick. In fact Chicagoans are more like the ooze that comes out of the tip of the dick. Or maybe Chicago is just a big tight asshole full of assholes, forever trying to stave off the total ass f*cking it receives every winter.

I'm not sure what my point is but Chicago is the meeting point of Midwestern dicks and assholes.

Imagine living in southern Wisconsin and dealing with those guys all the time


I'm a downstater in IL and won't argue with the large numbers of annoying Bears fans especially up north, but making a distinction between them and Wisconsinites is splitting a very fine hair :)
 
2012-09-11 11:00:41 AM

abhorrent1: Orgasmatron138: This will be the year that defines Jay, IMO. The Bears went all-in to change a historically defensive-minded team to an offensive powerhouse. On paper, they SHOULD have the ability to hang with any team in a shootout.

Coincidence that they fire that tool Angelo and suddenly put a decent team together?

/worst player personnel guy EVER!


Horrible talent evaluator, to be sure. I'm reserving judgment on the new guy until I see just what the hell they expect out of Shea McClellin.
 
2012-09-11 11:01:16 AM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: machoprogrammer: bdub77: Let's be honest, Jay Cutler is kind of a dick. I mean how big of a dick do you have to have Chicago fans calling you a dick?

Having said that, Chicago fans are in fact also dicks. I mean it's at the southernmost tip of Lake Michigan, which in itself kind of looks like a big ol' dick. In fact Chicagoans are more like the ooze that comes out of the tip of the dick. Or maybe Chicago is just a big tight asshole full of assholes, forever trying to stave off the total ass f*cking it receives every winter.

I'm not sure what my point is but Chicago is the meeting point of Midwestern dicks and assholes.

Imagine living in southern Wisconsin and dealing with those guys all the time

If you're in southern Wisconsin you ARE a Chicagoan. STFU


I am a transplanted Fox Cities/GB denizen.
 
2012-09-11 11:03:47 AM

Electromax: machoprogrammer: bdub77: Let's be honest, Jay Cutler is kind of a dick. I mean how big of a dick do you have to have Chicago fans calling you a dick?

Having said that, Chicago fans are in fact also dicks. I mean it's at the southernmost tip of Lake Michigan, which in itself kind of looks like a big ol' dick. In fact Chicagoans are more like the ooze that comes out of the tip of the dick. Or maybe Chicago is just a big tight asshole full of assholes, forever trying to stave off the total ass f*cking it receives every winter.

I'm not sure what my point is but Chicago is the meeting point of Midwestern dicks and assholes.

Imagine living in southern Wisconsin and dealing with those guys all the time

I'm a downstater in IL and won't argue with the large numbers of annoying Bears fans especially up north, but making a distinction between them and Wisconsinites is splitting a very fine hair :)


Guess he thinks Wisconsinites are the epitome of class and intelligence.
 
2012-09-11 11:35:13 AM
You know, Cutler is a rather introverted individual. He's much better wowing a crowd with his arm (sometimes) than with words. I don't think he should be hated for it.
 
2012-09-11 11:53:43 AM

machoprogrammer: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: machoprogrammer: bdub77: Let's be honest, Jay Cutler is kind of a dick. I mean how big of a dick do you have to have Chicago fans calling you a dick?

Having said that, Chicago fans are in fact also dicks. I mean it's at the southernmost tip of Lake Michigan, which in itself kind of looks like a big ol' dick. In fact Chicagoans are more like the ooze that comes out of the tip of the dick. Or maybe Chicago is just a big tight asshole full of assholes, forever trying to stave off the total ass f*cking it receives every winter.

I'm not sure what my point is but Chicago is the meeting point of Midwestern dicks and assholes.

Imagine living in southern Wisconsin and dealing with those guys all the time

If you're in southern Wisconsin you ARE a Chicagoan. STFU

I am a transplanted Fox Cities/GB denizen.


Well sh*t, that's like a Cowboys fan b*tching about DC. Come on, now...
 
2012-09-11 11:56:04 AM

Orgasmatron138: Horrible talent evaluator, to be sure. I'm reserving judgment on the new guy until I see just what the hell they expect out of Shea McClellin.


McClellin didn't have a bad first game. The offsides was a rookie mistake, but he did chase Luck into one of Melton's sacks. I still think he needs to put on another 10lbs, but there's some potential there.

The Jeffery and Rodriguez picks seem pretty solid already though. Even if McClellin is a bust, if those two develop, the 2012 draft would stack up against any of Angelo's best.
 
2012-09-11 12:07:29 PM
I used to make fun of Eagles fans for treating McNabb like shiat because I sat through twenty years of lousy Bears QBs. Now, the Bears have a decent QB and my fellow Bears fans are doing the same farking thing. Get it together, people.
 
2012-09-11 12:11:31 PM

Rapmaster2000: I used to make fun of Eagles fans for treating McNabb like shiat because I sat through twenty years of lousy Bears QBs. Now, the Bears have a decent QB and my fellow Bears fans are doing the same farking thing. Get it together, people.


The most popular player for the Bears any given year is always the backup QB.
 
2012-09-11 02:32:13 PM

I sound fat: thevza: I love Cutler. He seems to not care about things that people shouldn't care about. A lesser man would've requested some crutches or something to look more injured on the sidelines that one playoff game.

Plus he's a good quarterback.

You mean the one playoff game where he couldnt get anything done but caleb hanie lit up the defense? THAT playoff game? hmmm....


Surely you aren't referring to the championship game against the Packers. Really? "Lit up the defense?" I assume you are a Bears fan and aren't really familiar with a good offense, but that was not an example of lighting up a defense. At all.
 
2012-09-11 02:48:15 PM

prickly pete v2: I sound fat: thevza: I love Cutler. He seems to not care about things that people shouldn't care about. A lesser man would've requested some crutches or something to look more injured on the sidelines that one playoff game.

Plus he's a good quarterback.

You mean the one playoff game where he couldnt get anything done but caleb hanie lit up the defense? THAT playoff game? hmmm....

Surely you aren't referring to the championship game against the Packers. Really? "Lit up the defense?" I assume you are a Bears fan and aren't really familiar with a good offense, but that was not an example of lighting up a defense. At all.


If he was a Bears fan he would've learned last year not to invoke Hanie's name as superior to Cutler in any metric. He fooled the whole city with the NFC championship game when people weren't extremely worried when Cutler went down.
 
2012-09-11 02:54:11 PM

prickly pete v2: I sound fat: thevza: I love Cutler. He seems to not care about things that people shouldn't care about. A lesser man would've requested some crutches or something to look more injured on the sidelines that one playoff game.

Plus he's a good quarterback.

You mean the one playoff game where he couldnt get anything done but caleb hanie lit up the defense? THAT playoff game? hmmm....

Surely you aren't referring to the championship game against the Packers. Really? "Lit up the defense?" I assume you are a Bears fan and aren't really familiar with a good offense, but that was not an example of lighting up a defense. At all.


Correct, because Green Bay doesn't have a defense.
 
2012-09-11 03:01:53 PM

bacongood: Correct, because Green Bay doesn't have a defense.


They did in 2010, actually. One of the better ones, which is why they won the Superb owl
 
2012-09-11 03:44:23 PM

dragonchild: Oh really, Jay? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.


Winner.
 
2012-09-13 01:58:31 AM

bdub77: Let's be honest, Jay Cutler is kind of a dick. I mean how big of a dick do you have to have Chicago fans calling you a dick?

Having said that, Chicago fans are in fact also dicks. I mean it's at the southernmost tip of Lake Michigan, which in itself kind of looks like a big ol' dick. In fact Chicagoans are more like the ooze that comes out of the tip of the dick. Or maybe Chicago is just a big tight asshole full of assholes, forever trying to stave off the total ass f*cking it receives every winter.

I'm not sure what my point is but Chicago is the meeting point of Midwestern dicks and assholes.


Sounds about right.
 
2012-09-13 02:02:16 AM

TheLopper: I have yet to see or hear any evidence of Cutler being a dick other than internet tough guys say how he just seems like a dick. You know, 'cause he's got that look.

Some of these same people think Ray Lewis is awesome.


As a Denver fan I can say with absolute certainty that both him and McDaniels are dicks and am insanely glad they're both gone. Also watch any Cutler press conference ever. He's gotten a lot better but he still comes off as a tremendous dick.
 
2012-09-13 02:07:28 AM

libranoelrose: Ponzholio: BunkyBrewman: I hate to admit this, but the Eagles put up "Quiet. Offense is at Work" sign on the endzone big screens on occasions

/sort of pathetic we need to be reminded to STFU when our offense is driving down the field

The Chiefs have a 'Quiet Please. Audible Zone' message on the jumbo trons when they are in the redzone.

Yeah, but teams didn't used to need to do those kinds of things.

NFL fans everywhere are dumber now than they were a short 10 years ago.


All of the stadiums I've been to have had similar problems and scoreboard reminders. It's not new I remeber 20+ years ago when the wave was new and awesome. We wouldnt stop for anything except touchdowns and even then it was just a break. There signs and verbal announcement pleadings just made the wave louder.
 
2012-09-13 02:10:33 AM

dragonchild: Oh really, Jay? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.


Awesome. The red zone is for eminant touchdowns and field goals. There is no cheering when in the red zone.
 
2012-09-13 02:15:20 AM

snowshovel: It also should be noted that the whole "Bears fans think Culter is a dick" meme only really exists outside of Chicago, for some reason. Probably due to the one playoff game a couple of years ago when the broadcast team was showing off newspaper headlines that never existed, and that the story plays well do to his "droopy sad face".

I think most Bears fans appreciate for Cutler for being a quiet guy who went about his business while getting pounded behind a poor offensive line in a Mike Martz offense the last few years without complaining. You want to see what Bears fans look like when they think their QB is a dick? Two words: Cade McNown.


I remember a press conference where he specifically said that he didn't think he could finish the year if he kept taking hits like that and he didnt finish the year. I agree with him and if I was getting my ass kicked like that because of poor blocking I would have had a lot more to say about it than that but it was very much a complaint.
 
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