PsyLord: Will he be wearing a US flag shirt and bandana while singing it?[us.123rf.com image 295x400]
El Freak: It's been 11 farkING YEARS!! Can we start getting the hell over it and MOVING ON already? People weren't derping this hard about December 7 after WWII, were they?
mbillips: Seriously, am I the only person on Fark who knows that his name is spelled Giuliani?/911iani
Twilight Farkle: Doo-doo-do-DO-do-DOOT-doot-doot-doot!Nine nine nine nine,Eleven nine nine, nine,Nine, nine-eleven, nine-eleven, 9-9-9-9-9-9![25.media.tumblr.com image 500x511]Nine nine nine nine,Eleven nine nine, nineNine, nine-eleven, nine-eleven, 9-9-9-9-9-9!(You are now all singing this in Nyan Cat's voice. Only 909 more verses to go!)
boozehat: Lets assume the song is 3 minutes long.... he'll be singing for almost 48 hours straight.
IrateShadow: And it still won't be half as shameless as that farking song by Alan Jackson.
Mikey1969: Best part? Nobody is really going to sit there and count to make sure he 'really' sings that crap 911 times, so he just basically has to sing it a bunch and them GTFO...Worst part? They're keeping this stupid "We have to sing God Bless America to prove we love America' bullshiat alive. I was hoping it was dying. It's not my national anthem, I'm not standing up for it, I'm not putting my hand on my heart, and I'm not removing my farking hat.
Sgt Otter: I guess volunteering at a VA hospital was asking too much.
HotWingConspiracy: About 500 flags will surround the tent where he will sing, and columns of 3,497 solar lights will replicate the Twin Towers at night. The latter figure represents the number of people killed in the terrorist attacks.The event also will feature an American Indian flutist and actors who play former presidents, Benjamin Franklin and Betsy Ross. Free apple pie donated by local stores also will be available to the public Monday while supplies last.Thi...this isn't a joke?
PsiChi: Logical minds want to know.
Iowan73: Sgt Otter: I guess volunteering at a VA hospital was asking too much.THISWhy do something that could actually benefit someone who needs help when you can call attention to yourself with an empty gesture?
thecpt: That song is awful. Please use this land is your land.Thank you.
Pantubo: El Freak: It's been 11 farkING YEARS!! Can we start getting the hell over it and MOVING ON already? People weren't derping this hard about December 7 after WWII, were they?No shiat!Black slavery was all done in 1865, and no one has said a single word about it since!!!
Millennium: Did you just compare 9/11 to slavery?The hecatonchieres do not, between them, have enough faces or palms.
devilEther: I'm gonna eat 911 eggs.
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