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(CafeMom)   I don't know what a Khloe Kardashian is but apparently God is preventing her from ovulating. So we've got that going for the rest of us   (thestir.cafemom.com) divider line 39
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2012-09-10 06:47:37 PM
Probably too much hair in there for them to function properly. Like trying to roll a tennis ball on a shag carpet, it just ain't gonna go far.
 
2012-09-10 07:27:32 PM
Simple explination for this.


05.images.fireden.net
 
2012-09-10 07:32:38 PM
That goddamn show is still on?

I had to sit through that trainwreck because my biatchy ex freaked out if I didn't, and I could never figure out what it was these people did that warranted public attention. What, exactly, are they famous for? What do they contribute to society? And why do all their goddamn names start with the same letter?
 
2012-09-10 07:35:03 PM
1995: Mommy, what was Marilyn Monroe famous for?

2045: Mommy, what was Kim Kardashian famous for?
 
2012-09-10 07:45:18 PM
The only thing I see here is the deplorable behavior of the submitter of this headline. Due to an act of nature that she has no control over, this amazingly beautiful and talented young lady has had her dreams of being a mother crushed. You did something right in using the sad tag to attach to this headline. It describes the state of our society if a woman's ability to procreate defines her as a person. And it is sad that subby has felt the need to mock her on this world renowned website. Anyone with a computer, a modem, and a phone line can access this page. And I'm betting that Miss. Kardashian is probably rich enough to afford all three. How would you feel if she logged on to Fark sometime this evening and saw this headline mocking her and making her feel even more worthless than she probably already does?

Khloe, if by some chance you are reading this, I am sorry for the hateful words that you saw here and I hope you will believe me when I say that this is not how all of the members of this web community feel. I will continue to pray for you and your reproductive organs that God will see fit to bless you with a child. You've got a good head on those shoulders and if you put your mind to it, you can do GIANT things.
 
2012-09-10 07:45:48 PM
No surprise.

Human x Bigfoot = sterile offspring.
 
2012-09-10 07:47:14 PM
cdn.crushable.com

KHLOE SMASH!!!
 
2012-09-10 07:48:47 PM
God sure hates Gypsies.
 
2012-09-10 07:49:26 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

MORE OVULTINE PLEASE!
 
2012-09-10 07:55:13 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: 1995: Mommy, what was Marilyn Monroe famous for?

2045: Mommy, what was Kim Kardashian famous for?


World of difference.

Marilyn Monroe was from the age where, yes, people took an interest in the gossip of people's lives, but you had to actually do something to get to that point, like be a singer, dancer or actress. She was in 1 great film, 4 good films and a couple of other reasonable ones.
 
2012-09-10 07:58:01 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: 1995: Mommy, what was Marilyn Monroe famous for?

2045: Mommy, what was Kim Kardashian famous for?


Marilyn Monroe can at least sing, dance and act.
 
2012-09-10 08:00:34 PM

farkeruk: World of difference.

Marilyn Monroe was from the age where, yes, people took an interest in the gossip of people's lives, but you had to actually do something to get to that point, like be a singer, dancer or actress. She was in 1 great film, 4 good films and a couple of other reasonable ones.


Seriously, answer the second part in a way that is appropriate for a child.
 
2012-09-10 08:05:15 PM

KingoftheCheese: Due to an act of nature that she has no control over, this amazingly beautiful and talented young lady has had her dreams of being a mother crushed.



thumbs.newschoolers.com

You are on a trolling rampage today
 
2012-09-10 08:09:07 PM
I wish she would go back into acting.

This is my favorite of hers:

i255.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-10 08:12:42 PM
Men can't get pregnant, I guess nobody bothered to tell him.
 
2012-09-10 08:13:05 PM
Khloe's the cool one. Y'all need to chill.
 
2012-09-10 08:22:14 PM
So... Dr. Frankenstein left out a piece when he built that thing?
 
2012-09-10 08:24:31 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: Seriously, answer the second part in a way that is appropriate for a child.


Just dig out Some Like it Hot, Bus Stop or The Prince and the Showgirl and put them on.
 
2012-09-10 08:33:14 PM

farkeruk: Britney Spear's Speculum: Seriously, answer the second part in a way that is appropriate for a child.

Just dig out Some Like it Hot, Bus Stop or The Prince and the Showgirl and put them on.


wat
 
2012-09-10 08:36:43 PM

KingoftheCheese: The only thing I see here is the deplorable behavior of the submitter of this headline. Due to an act of nature that she has no control over, this amazingly beautiful and talented young lady has had her dreams of being a mother crushed. You did something right in using the sad tag to attach to this headline. It describes the state of our society if a woman's ability to procreate defines her as a person. And it is sad that subby has felt the need to mock her on this world renowned website. Anyone with a computer, a modem, and a phone line can access this page. And I'm betting that Miss. Kardashian is probably rich enough to afford all three. How would you feel if she logged on to Fark sometime this evening and saw this headline mocking her and making her feel even more worthless than she probably already does?

Khloe, if by some chance you are reading this, I am sorry for the hateful words that you saw here and I hope you will believe me when I say that this is not how all of the members of this web community feel. I will continue to pray for you and your reproductive organs that God will see fit to bless you with a child. You've got a good head on those shoulders and if you put your mind to it, you can do GIANT things.


This ain't the TMZ comments page. She isn't going to sleep/give you money/pay you attention/say hi to you. Or you're a massive, massive troll. Brilliance on both sides.
 
2012-09-10 08:38:35 PM
If you go by the tabloids and such, OJ Simpson is her bio dad.
 
2012-09-10 08:46:07 PM
That's because the 7th seal is in my safe and won't be broken until the Mayan Apocalypse.
 
2012-09-10 08:52:32 PM

kibbled: Britney Spear's Speculum: 1995: Mommy, what was Marilyn Monroe famous for?

2045: Mommy, what was Kim Kardashian famous for?

Marilyn Monroe can at least sing, dance and act.


Other than that, Mr. Kennedy, how was the parade?
 
2012-09-10 08:56:29 PM

I know where you met your wife, Lamarr. You didn't meet Khloe on no farking camping trip!


....


Khloe's a bigfoot, isn't she Lamarr. Yes she is, you shave the biatch down and taught her to speak. I know a motherfarking bigfoot when I see one. Don't bring a bigfoot into my house around my children. They're afraid of her.

 
2012-09-10 08:58:10 PM
I'd get her pregnant.

/they don't call me "Daddy Long Stroke" for nothing
 
2012-09-10 08:59:04 PM
Soo... polycystic ovarian syndrome? I mean, it explains the hair and the build(elevated testosterone)
 
2012-09-10 09:23:38 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Khloe's the cool one. Y'all need to chill.


I get the joy of watching this show against my will, and she is easily the most normal one with any positive qualities. It is sad.

Rob also seemingly normal from what I've seen.
 
2012-09-10 09:30:32 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: farkeruk: Britney Spear's Speculum: Seriously, answer the second part in a way that is appropriate for a child.

Just dig out Some Like it Hot, Bus Stop or The Prince and the Showgirl and put them on.

wat


Are you being intentionally obtuse? Comparing Marilyn Monroe with a Kardashian is pretty stupid. Unless you're hoping they all overdose and die. I guess I might be able to get behind that.
 
2012-09-10 09:45:18 PM
Ugh. That she-beast and her entire family should be forcibly sterilized.
 
2012-09-10 10:10:54 PM
actually, i'd take her over her fake sisters
 
2012-09-10 10:57:21 PM
Sad tag? I think God/FSM/Buddah/whomever deserves a hero tag for this.
 
2012-09-10 11:02:21 PM
Gooney-goo-goo.
 
2012-09-10 11:50:05 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Khloe's the cool one. Y'all need to chill.


Agreed. She's the smartest one of the bunch. That ain't saying much, but it's something. And anovulation is pretty easily curable for many women. I doubt this is the first time she's gotten that news, assuming she's seen an OB-GYN for past fertility questions. Irregular ovulation doesn't take a fertility specialist to recognize.
 
2012-09-11 12:27:49 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Khloe's the cool one. Y'all need to chill.


So? That show sucks balls.
 
2012-09-11 12:43:31 AM
I don't watch their shows and despise the fame of their family, but she seems to be the most tolerable one of the bunch from what I've seen of her in interviews and whatnot so I'll feel bad for her.
 
2012-09-11 12:59:54 AM
Just give her the $3.50 and maybe she'll go away.

/tree fiddy.
 
2012-09-11 05:19:17 AM

KingoftheCheese: The only thing I see here is the deplorable behavior of the submitter of this headline. Due to an act of nature that she has no control over, this amazingly beautiful and talented young lady has had her dreams of being a mother crushed. You did something right in using the sad tag to attach to this headline. It describes the state of our society if a woman's ability to procreate defines her as a person. And it is sad that subby has felt the need to mock her on this world renowned website. Anyone with a computer, a modem, and a phone line can access this page. And I'm betting that Miss. Kardashian is probably rich enough to afford all three. How would you feel if she logged on to Fark sometime this evening and saw this headline mocking her and making her feel even more worthless than she probably already does?

Khloe, if by some chance you are reading this, I am sorry for the hateful words that you saw here and I hope you will believe me when I say that this is not how all of the members of this web community feel. I will continue to pray for you and your reproductive organs that God will see fit to bless you with a child. You've got a good head on those shoulders and if you put your mind to it, you can do GIANT things.


lol
 
2012-09-11 09:26:23 AM

Fade2black: KingoftheCheese: The only thing I see here is the deplorable behavior of the submitter of this headline. Due to an act of nature that she has no control over, this amazingly beautiful and talented young lady has had her dreams of being a mother crushed. You did something right in using the sad tag to attach to this headline. It describes the state of our society if a woman's ability to procreate defines her as a person. And it is sad that subby has felt the need to mock her on this world renowned website. Anyone with a computer, a modem, and a phone line can access this page. And I'm betting that Miss. Kardashian is probably rich enough to afford all three. How would you feel if she logged on to Fark sometime this evening and saw this headline mocking her and making her feel even more worthless than she probably already does?

Khloe, if by some chance you are reading this, I am sorry for the hateful words that you saw here and I hope you will believe me when I say that this is not how all of the members of this web community feel. I will continue to pray for you and your reproductive organs that God will see fit to bless you with a child. You've got a good head on those shoulders and if you put your mind to it, you can do GIANT things.

This ain't the TMZ comments page. She isn't going to sleep/give you money/pay you attention/say hi to you. Or you're a massive, massive troll. Brilliance on both sides.


Welcome to Fark.
 
2012-09-11 04:29:35 PM
I bet OJ murdered her cervix.
 
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