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2012-09-10 06:28:51 PM  
codinghorror.typepad.com

Season Premiere!
 
2012-09-10 06:45:57 PM  
BEND your DAMN hat brim.

Jesus...
 
2012-09-10 07:11:38 PM  
This wouldn't have happened if his penis and testicle were armed.
 
2012-09-10 07:27:29 PM  
I assume that's he's now off to the rodeo?
 
2012-09-10 07:40:09 PM  
Balls are delicious fried.
 
2012-09-10 07:42:09 PM  
www.shimer.edu

"Non-lethal removal from gene pool" score +1. Because the only woman that wants a holey penis is the Virgin Mary.
 
2012-09-10 07:42:10 PM  

DanZero: Season Premiere!


i301.photobucket.com


Dude! The "Ow, my balls!" show is AWESOME. Love it.
 
2012-09-10 07:42:22 PM  
I thought that the first rule of gun safety was to never point it at your cock.
 
2012-09-10 07:42:40 PM  
Was it wearing a hoodie?
 
2012-09-10 07:42:49 PM  

"Somehow Smeriglio is not the only man to shoot himself in the penis in recent weeks."


But somehow not surprising. Many of you gun owners are not as safe with your guns as you think you are. Like a bunch of Vincent Vegas running loose in the world.

 
2012-09-10 07:43:13 PM  
Autodarwination status: Undetermined. One ball and half a dick may yet be enough to stay in the gene pool.
 
2012-09-10 07:43:13 PM  
Natural selection folks, it really happens.
 
2012-09-10 07:44:09 PM  
This is my rifle , this is my gun, .......let them never meet
 
2012-09-10 07:44:42 PM  
Why wouldn't you clean a gun with a bullet in the chamber.
 
2012-09-10 07:45:16 PM  
A) Make sure it is empty before you go to clean it.

B) Holster it!

C) Profit (by having a penis without a bullet hole in it)
 
2012-09-10 07:45:27 PM  
I did that once, swatting at a gnat.

// I win.
 
2012-09-10 07:45:38 PM  
Somebody called?
 
2012-09-10 07:46:29 PM  
retrosteve; Autodarwination status: Undetermined. One ball and half a dick may yet be enough to stay in the gene pool.

Yeah guys, don't go off half cocked, wait for details.
 
2012-09-10 07:47:21 PM  
i471.photobucket.com

Hello, ladies...
 
2012-09-10 07:47:42 PM  
You know what? In all my years of cleaning guns, I've never shot myself. Funny. You'd think it was a common. ;)
 
2012-09-10 07:48:16 PM  
Michael Smeglio
 
2012-09-10 07:48:55 PM  

Ow My Balls: Somebody called?


Yeah, but the message was actually supposed to be for Ow My Ball.
 
2012-09-10 07:49:04 PM  
Is everyone who wears those idiotic flat-billed baseball caps a douche?
 
2012-09-10 07:49:35 PM  
He's no baller.

Not any more.
 
2012-09-10 07:51:03 PM  
There is no reason to punish this guy any further.

He has punished himself more then the law ever could.
 
2012-09-10 07:52:17 PM  
He went off all half cocked then.
 
2012-09-10 07:52:20 PM  

Dragonflew: Is everyone who wears those idiotic flat-billed baseball caps a douche?


Yes.
 
2012-09-10 07:52:38 PM  
Ok, this is a new level of stupid. Shooting yourself is one thing, in the genitals is another, but doing it while cleaning the farking gun? What the fark are you doing? It's understandable if still stupid when some dumbass shoots himself trying to be all gangster and stuffing a pistol in his underwear. He knew enough about guns to know he should clean it but not enough that you shouldn't A) point it towards your balls or B) have a bullet in the chamber.

/It's a great show though
 
2012-09-10 07:52:48 PM  
Dragonflew: Is everyone who wears those idiotic flat-billed baseball caps a douche?

Yup.
 
2012-09-10 07:53:23 PM  

Indubitably: You know what? In all my years of cleaning guns, I've never shot myself. Funny. You'd think it was a common. ;)


It's amazing what following some basic protocol can do. Make sure it's not loaded before taking it apart or handling it? golly! What an idea! Not keeping it loaded when you aren't firing it? What sorcery is this!?
 
2012-09-10 07:53:33 PM  
Last year, a man in Phoenix shot himself through the penis after tucking his fiancee's pink pistol into his waistband




/tee hee
 
2012-09-10 07:55:54 PM  

fluffy2097: Indubitably: You know what? In all my years of cleaning guns, I've never shot myself. Funny. You'd think it was a common. ;)

It's amazing what following some basic protocol can do. Make sure it's not loaded before taking it apart or handling it? golly! What an idea! Not keeping it loaded when you aren't firing it? What sorcery is this!?


No magic here, friend, just mechanics and physics and such others... ;)
 
2012-09-10 07:56:40 PM  
That's it... keep embracing that thug life, yo.
 
2012-09-10 07:58:19 PM  

Mr.Hawk: Last year, a man in Phoenix shot himself through the penis after tucking his fiancee's pink pistol into his waistband




/tee hee


And Fark made fun of him, too but I'm too lazy to find the article...
 
2012-09-10 08:00:28 PM  
clatl.com
 
2012-09-10 08:00:29 PM  

Indubitably: fluffy2097: Indubitably: You know what? In all my years of cleaning guns, I've never shot myself. Funny. You'd think it was a common. ;)

It's amazing what following some basic protocol can do. Make sure it's not loaded before taking it apart or handling it? golly! What an idea! Not keeping it loaded when you aren't firing it? What sorcery is this!?

No magic here, friend, just mechanics and physics and such others... ;)


Actually, it's about respect for the weapon and what it can do.

Engage with it, and you can change worlds. Don't, and you won't willy-nilly.

However, I find, that the world is never served well when weapons are engaged, but that is my conceit only...
 
2012-09-10 08:04:37 PM  
He shoots! Darwin scores!
 
2012-09-10 08:05:46 PM  

gregscott: He shoots! Darwin scores!


Who's Darwin here, man? You? Me? We? Fwee?
 
2012-09-10 08:07:24 PM  
Shooting blanks joke.
 
2012-09-10 08:08:20 PM  
Oooo. Wrong way to punch the bore.
 
2012-09-10 08:09:26 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-10 08:11:19 PM  
Ha, sticking the gun in his waistband is more like it.
 
2012-09-10 08:11:31 PM  

Dragonflew: Is everyone who wears those idiotic flat-billed baseball caps a douche?



Yes. Times a million.
 
2012-09-10 08:11:38 PM  
Obviously he didn't memorize the seven rules of gun safety:
We should never point a gun at our balls.

Make sure you treat the gun as if it was loaded.
You should not to point a loaded gun at your balls.

Be sure you never point the gun at anything you do not intend to destroy.
As always, this includes your balls.
Leave your booger hook off the bang switch until you are ready to shoot.
Lets try not shoot our own balls, or our buddies balls, this is important.
See your target, see to it that your balls are not behind the target.
 
2012-09-10 08:11:55 PM  

Ow My Balls: [i471.photobucket.com image 468x446]

Hello, ladies...


That's about how muck dick he has left.
 
2012-09-10 08:12:04 PM  
So his new gang name will be "Half sack"?
 
2012-09-10 08:13:40 PM  
and nothing of value was lost.
 
2012-09-10 08:13:42 PM  
i was wondering what had happened to the icy hot stuntaz
 
2012-09-10 08:14:08 PM  

Misconduc: So his new gang name will be "Half sack"?


Nah, he be rollin' "Flat Pack."

;)
 
2012-09-10 08:15:28 PM  
Stand your ground!
 
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