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(Bitten and Bound)   Andy Dick kissed his new girlfriend in public last night ... well, actually he kissed the hard plastic mask that was obscuring her face. #freaky w/pics   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 64
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2012-09-10 03:46:25 PM
You know, if he ran off a road and disappeared, I would feel no remorse.
 
2012-09-10 03:55:36 PM
Thats not a girlfriend, thats a man baby...
 
2012-09-10 04:32:56 PM
Does she have leprosy?

www.tc.umn.edu
 
2012-09-10 04:34:30 PM
I think that should be "Andy kissed his girlfriend's dick"
 
2012-09-10 04:41:17 PM
skreened.com

that is all
 
2012-09-10 04:41:39 PM

basemetal: You know, if he ran off a road and disappeared, I would feel no remorse.


unfortunately for us, it would be some kind of shtick and he's resurface a couple years later claiming to have been taken in by sea otters.
 
2012-09-10 04:44:39 PM
That asshole killed Phil Hartman as far as I'm concerned and we let him slide like OJ.

There is a special place in hell for this asshole, and i hope he dies slowly, suffering from syph, clap, and asswarts the whole time before he has a chance to expire. If he must live, let it be with boils in his urethra.
 
2012-09-10 04:45:34 PM
So he's dating Macaulay Culken?

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That's nice for them, I suppose.
 
2012-09-10 05:13:40 PM
If I had to be near Andy Dick I would want a protective casing as well.

I'd need more than a mask.....
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2012-09-10 05:20:55 PM

vudukungfu: That asshole killed Phil Hartman as far as I'm concerned and we let him slide like OJ.


That is the first I heard of that -- how was he involved?
 
2012-09-10 05:21:08 PM

Calmamity: So he's dating Macaulay Culken?

[www.bittenandbound.com image 400x599]

That's nice for them, I suppose.


Wow. Macaulay sure got fat. And black.
 
2012-09-10 05:52:14 PM

Calmamity: So he's dating Macaulay Culken?

[www.bittenandbound.com image 400x599]

That's nice for them, I suppose.


It's been a couple of years now since Macaulay's evening involved some black and a dick.
 
2012-09-10 06:12:13 PM

serpent_sky: vudukungfu: That asshole killed Phil Hartman as far as I'm concerned and we let him slide like OJ.

That is the first I heard of that -- how was he involved?


Yeah, I'm not sure what he's talking about either.
 
2012-09-10 06:12:42 PM
"I wouldn't fark Bea Arthur's dick with Andy Dick's pussy." -Jeffrey Ross
 
2012-09-10 06:14:07 PM
i.imgur.com

/Applies to everybody involved in this item
 
2012-09-10 06:15:20 PM

serpent_sky: vudukungfu: That asshole killed Phil Hartman as far as I'm concerned and we let him slide like OJ.

That is the first I heard of that -- how was he involved?


Andy got Phil's wife back on coke.
 
2012-09-10 06:16:11 PM

serpent_sky: That is the first I heard of that -- how was he involved?


Rumors are that Andy Dick reintroduced Phil Hartman's wife to the drugs that eventually (may have) led her to murder Phil Hartman.

But seriously, she's giving off a "Jack, I thought you said I could watch you improve the paintings" vibe.
 
2012-09-10 06:16:52 PM

fusillade762: serpent_sky: vudukungfu: That asshole killed Phil Hartman as far as I'm concerned and we let him slide like OJ.

That is the first I heard of that -- how was he involved?

Yeah, I'm not sure what he's talking about either.


IIRC he was responsible for Brynn Hartman's relapse which is what she and Phil were fighting about when she shot him...so, yeah - he had a hand in it.
 
2012-09-10 06:17:23 PM

fusillade762: serpent_sky: vudukungfu: That asshole killed Phil Hartman as far as I'm concerned and we let him slide like OJ.

That is the first I heard of that -- how was he involved?

Yeah, I'm not sure what he's talking about either.


Something about him giving Hartman's wife drugs And the not giving a shiat she killed him IIRC.
 
2012-09-10 06:19:00 PM

serpent_sky: vudukungfu: That asshole killed Phil Hartman as far as I'm concerned and we let him slide like OJ.

That is the first I heard of that -- how was he involved?


Phil Hartman's wife was an addict who had cleaned up her act. Then she started to hang around with Andy Dick who supplied her with coke. Her coke habit drove her crazy and she shot Phil and then she shot herself.

It's a stretch to say Andy killed Phil. Andy did start the ball in motion, though, so he doesn't get a pass. But there's no way he could have anticipated that Phil's wife would go crazy and kill her husband.
 
2012-09-10 06:19:53 PM
I thought he was gay?
 
2012-09-10 06:22:30 PM

maxpower007: I thought he was gay?


I don't think he knows what he is, I sure don't.
 
2012-09-10 06:25:07 PM
For those who think Andy Dick is not funny, CLICK HERE
 
2012-09-10 06:26:04 PM

DanZero: [skreened.com image 174x200]

that is all


I can't live by your #rules, man.
 
2012-09-10 06:28:57 PM

Atomic Spunk: serpent_sky: vudukungfu: That asshole killed Phil Hartman as far as I'm concerned and we let him slide like OJ.

That is the first I heard of that -- how was he involved?

Phil Hartman's wife was an addict who had cleaned up her act. Then she started to hang around with Andy Dick who supplied her with coke. Her coke habit drove her crazy and she shot Phil and then she shot herself.

It's a stretch to say Andy killed Phil. Andy did start the ball in motion, though, so he doesn't get a pass. But there's no way he could have anticipated that Phil's wife would go crazy and kill her husband.


He also was the last one seen with actor David Strickland before he killed himself after a drug-fueled binge, so he's got a trial of death on his hands
 
2012-09-10 06:29:57 PM

Atomic Spunk: serpent_sky: vudukungfu: That asshole killed Phil Hartman as far as I'm concerned and we let him slide like OJ.

That is the first I heard of that -- how was he involved?

Phil Hartman's wife was an addict who had cleaned up her act. Then she started to hang around with Andy Dick who supplied her with coke. Her coke habit drove her crazy and she shot Phil and then she shot herself.

It's a stretch to say Andy killed Phil. Andy did start the ball in motion, though, so he doesn't get a pass. But there's no way he could have anticipated that Phil's wife would go crazy and kill her husband.


Apparently, Dick also joked about killing Phil Hartman, which led to a beatdown by Jon Lovitz. Yeah, Jon Lovitz.
 
2012-09-10 06:34:22 PM

Counter_Intelligent: serpent_sky: That is the first I heard of that -- how was he involved?

Rumors are that Andy Dick reintroduced Phil Hartman's wife to the drugs that eventually (may have) led her to murder Phil Hartman.

But seriously, she's giving off a "Jack, I thought you said I could watch you improve the paintings" vibe.


Actually it's even more vague of a rumor than that, it amounts to him at a party and offering whoever was around some blow. No idea if it was 'that' kind of party or not, but I doubt there are many hollywood parties that aren't, at least in the back rooms. Every version I've heard of it amounts to the drunk guy offering the people around him a hit off his flask. She either shouldn't have been out trying to play the jet set or should have walked away and called her AA partner, or whatever the equivalent is.

Hate him for being a talentless hack. Hartman dying is entirely on her.
 
2012-09-10 06:35:44 PM
Cool! She has a hockey mask, and he has a beard!

The name of his female woman girlfriend being "VAGINA" is a little on-the-nose, don't you think?

I would link the appropriate Daniel Clowes cartoon here but I can't find a scan of it so I'll just quote, "It's pronounced VAH-GEE-NA!"

/I don't think you threw the genitals far enough
 
2012-09-10 06:43:22 PM
He is openly bisexual and even has a son.
Link
 
2012-09-10 06:44:45 PM
Slightly more stylish than your standard prison issue spit mask.
 
2012-09-10 06:48:12 PM
Nice clown pants.
 
2012-09-10 06:52:00 PM

scruffy1: He is openly bisexual a douche and even has a son is a megadouche.
Link

 
2012-09-10 06:54:37 PM

vudukungfu: That asshole killed Phil Hartman as far as I'm concerned and we let him slide like OJ.

There is a special place in hell for this asshole, and i hope he dies slowly, suffering from syph, clap, and asswarts the whole time before he has a chance to expire. If he must live, let it be with boils in his urethra.


You forgot ass cancer. He's earned the right to have prolonged ass cancer.
 
2012-09-10 07:09:15 PM

rocinante721: For those who think Andy Dick is not funny, CLICK HERE


I'm honestly trying to understand what you're attempting to prove with that....

And that tweet he made: People still type like that? I thought only 6 year old girls who just discovered the internet did that sort of crap.
 
2012-09-10 07:23:07 PM

Okoboji: I'm honestly trying to understand what you're attempting to prove with that....


It's funny his net worth is calculated to be $5k.

He was talented at one point (ca. Ben Stiller Show years) but now, outside from his podcast appearances which have become catching-up sessions with a wacko, he ain't
 
2012-09-10 07:37:28 PM

Elzar: Thats not a girlfriend, thats a man baby...


With a name like Dinah Vagina 420? No.... no......
 
2012-09-10 07:49:01 PM

rocinante721: For those who think Andy Dick is not funny, CLICK HERE


So? Plenty of people in Hollywood are overpaid. I don't see why he should be any different.
 
2012-09-10 08:07:46 PM
So I'm behind in all this...is he still sober or not?
 
2012-09-10 08:08:13 PM
He should hook up with Lilo. Damn, that would be the greatest romance in history.
 
2012-09-10 08:29:46 PM
Lets be honest here, wouldnt most of us want to wear a mask if we had to be seen with Andy Dick in public?
 
2012-09-10 08:32:19 PM
I'd want to wear a Jon Lovitz mask, and crack Andy Dick in his lady parts with a sawed-off croquet mallet. Maybe I'll start a kick-in-the-nuts starter to do that very thing.
 
2012-09-10 08:40:46 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: rocinante721: For those who think Andy Dick is not funny, CLICK HERE

So? Plenty of people in Hollywood are overpaid. I don't see why he should be any different.


iswydt
 
2012-09-10 08:47:19 PM
That's the first time I've ever seen a mask get herpes.
 
2012-09-10 09:14:42 PM
I don't get why anyone, male or female, would sleep with him.
 
2012-09-10 09:20:22 PM

scruffy1: He is openly bisexual



So, he is girlfriend is a tranny, then?

He covers all the bases that way, doesn't he?
 
2012-09-10 09:36:18 PM
I'll personally screw him into the floor with a falcon punch so devastating that his ancestors on a vague island of homocokeheads will cry out for mercy and get none will cry out and get no mercy. I'll pass up on beating Chuck Norris' ass into a plate glass mirror again to paste Any Dick into nothing more than a grease stain that cockroaches would avoid. He deserves no camera time, and any paparazzi wasting digital space on this scum should find a safe house and cower in fear of the lone stranger who loved comedy, who loved improvisation, and articulation, and mock-drama that only the lord god almighty of comedy could procure.
Andy Dick is a sperm-burping chump that deserves a powerhouse cawkpunching of such extraordinary magnitude as to move tides and cause the tectonic plates of the earth to move in wincing agony.

In short (does anyone remember Martin Short?) this tow-headed little faktwad needs his face rearranged by a professional countenance re-arranger with anger management issues. Someone with HULK SMASH attitude and the ability to say, "THERE! I DID IT!" and " You all owe me!"
 
2012-09-10 09:36:20 PM

rynthetyn: I don't get why anyone, male or female, would sleep with him.


Coke.
 
2012-09-10 09:37:32 PM
I wouldn't want to be seen in public with Andy Dick, either.
 
2012-09-10 09:40:22 PM

Dwight_Yeast: I wouldn't want to be seen in public with Andy Dick, either.


What are you drinkin? Barkeep!
Two of what he's having, and I'll have a scotch!
 
2012-09-10 09:50:30 PM

vudukungfu: I'll personally screw him into the floor with a falcon punch so devastating that his ancestors on a vague island of homocokeheads will cry out for mercy and get none will cry out and get no mercy. I'll pass up on beating Chuck Norris' ass into a plate glass mirror again to paste Any Dick into nothing more than a grease stain that cockroaches would avoid. He deserves no camera time, and any paparazzi wasting digital space on this scum should find a safe house and cower in fear of the lone stranger who loved comedy, who loved improvisation, and articulation, and mock-drama that only the lord god almighty of comedy could procure.
Andy Dick is a sperm-burping chump that deserves a powerhouse cawkpunching of such extraordinary magnitude as to move tides and cause the tectonic plates of the earth to move in wincing agony.

In short (does anyone remember Martin Short?) this tow-headed little faktwad needs his face rearranged by a professional countenance re-arranger with anger management issues. Someone with HULK SMASH attitude and the ability to say, "THERE! I DID IT!" and " You all owe me!"


It's... beautiful. Bravo good sir or madam.
 
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