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(Black Sports Online)   Female Bears fan falls off tailgate stripper pole   (blacksportsonline.com) divider line 37
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2012-09-10 12:44:58 PM
I'm surprised a tailgate could hold so much weight.
 
2012-09-10 12:47:26 PM
Alcohol is believed to have been a factor
 
2012-09-10 12:58:10 PM
This morning she woke up in a strange bed wondering where the bruises came from
 
2012-09-10 12:59:03 PM

Dogberry: This morning she woke up in a strange bed wondering where the bruises came from


Which is Odd, because that's usually a Wednesday morning thing.
 
2012-09-10 01:15:48 PM
"Female Bears fan falls off tailgate stripper pole"

Like we've always figured: male Bears fans are more adept at the stripper pole.
 
2012-09-10 01:20:38 PM
Normally not being able to climb up the pole is its own safety mechanism.
 
2012-09-10 01:21:28 PM
Dancing Bears, more likely than you think


Not a rickroll, and SFW....though better with the volume on Link
 
2012-09-10 01:21:35 PM
Lovely.
 
2012-09-10 01:26:41 PM
Female Packers fan injured on the butter slide at Lambeau Field...news at 11.
 
2012-09-10 01:27:01 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Alcohol is believed to have been a factor


That... and gravity.
 
2012-09-10 01:34:42 PM

4NTLRZ: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Alcohol is believed to have been a factor

That... and gravity.


The ancient nemesis of drunken pole dancers throughout history

/along with time, of course
 
2012-09-10 01:43:19 PM
There were no survivors.
 
2012-09-10 01:44:26 PM
LOL. Idiots. No wonder the Bears limited tailgating a couple years ago.
 
2012-09-10 01:52:21 PM
That's no Bears fan. She doesn't meet the weight requirement.
 
2012-09-10 01:53:41 PM
If the farking moron filming didn't hold the phone horizontally we would've seen her head getting cracked open. I still don't understand how this became a habit with phones.
 
2012-09-10 01:54:40 PM
Er.. Vertically.

/fark off I haven't had coffee yet
 
2012-09-10 02:06:19 PM
I love a good thud.
 
2012-09-10 02:13:14 PM
"Da Be-Owwwwwww!"
 
2012-09-10 02:27:47 PM
Did anyone else skip the "fan" in the head line and click the link expecting a female bear dancing on a stripper pole?

/I guess I'll just have to dream...
 
2012-09-10 02:40:15 PM
Link Farked?
 
2012-09-10 02:46:54 PM

4NTLRZ: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Alcohol is believed to have been a factor

That... and gravyity.

 
2012-09-10 02:47:50 PM
She was going to fail well before the beer. When you can't pull your own body weight upwards in any fashion pole dancing is going to be an issue for you.

/imcallingherfat!
 
2012-09-10 02:50:42 PM
I saw this earlier, as I get all my news from Black Sports Online.
 
2012-09-10 03:23:20 PM
it's funny because it's potentially crippling.
 
2012-09-10 03:33:21 PM

styckx: If the farking moron filming didn't hold the phone horizontally we would've seen her head getting cracked open. I still don't understand how this became a habit with phones.


Because people are lazy and stupid. They can't figure out how to turn it sideways, and the few who do are too damned lazy.
 
2012-09-10 03:43:38 PM
DNWTFV, but I am a fan. Of stripper poles. And da bares.
 
2012-09-10 04:20:39 PM

mentallo69: Dancing Bears, more likely than you think


Not a rickroll, and SFW....though better with the volume on Link


That made me laugh a lot. Here's another in a similar vein: Go shawty.
 
2012-09-10 05:13:07 PM
Doesn't being a Bear's fan first require a fall from a stripper pole at the start of every season? Don't want to remember the previous year do you; you might root for the other team....
 
2012-09-10 05:48:34 PM

Bigedmond: Doesn't being a Bear's fan first require a fall from a stripper pole at the start of every season? Don't want to remember the previous year do you; you might root for the other team....


0.000000000001/10.
 
2012-09-10 06:26:09 PM

Dogberry: This morning she woke up in a strange bed wondering where the bruises came from


Sometimes after a bender my roomate will come home with all kinds of odd bruises. The weirdest I saw was on her side this huge one. When I point them out she usually gots "Shiat what the hell is that!?!?!" Now get your mind out of the gutters because she aint that graceful sober and drunk its even worse.
 
2012-09-10 06:57:54 PM
 
2012-09-10 08:34:07 PM

Arachnophobe: mentallo69: Dancing Bears, more likely than you think


Not a rickroll, and SFW....though better with the volume on Link

That made me laugh a lot. Here's another in a similar vein: Go shawty.


Both of those vids were far too funny than they should have been for me. Thanks to both!

Fish in a Barrel: Stop Vertical Video Syndrome


and THIS.
 
2012-09-10 11:03:48 PM

Mikey1969: styckx: If the farking moron filming didn't hold the phone horizontally we would've seen her head getting cracked open. I still don't understand how this became a habit with phones.

Because people are lazy and stupid. They can't figure out how to turn it sideways, and the few who do are too damned lazy.


It's not that they're lazy, it's that the lens and the camera controls are awkwardly placed for horizontal shooting. Some phones are getting better at this, and Apple's recent changes in the programability of the volume and power buttons helps, but the damage is already done.
 
2012-09-10 11:31:31 PM

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: It's not that they're lazy, it's that the lens and the camera controls are awkwardly placed for horizontal shooting. Some phones are getting better at this, and Apple's recent changes in the programability of the volume and power buttons helps, but the damage is already done.


My DInc is easy to use, and there's a giant button on the screen for starting and stopping. If people can't figure this out, they need basic tech training, IMHO.
 
2012-09-11 06:50:20 AM

Mikey1969: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: It's not that they're lazy, it's that the lens and the camera controls are awkwardly placed for horizontal shooting. Some phones are getting better at this, and Apple's recent changes in the programability of the volume and power buttons helps, but the damage is already done.

My DInc is easy to use, and there's a giant button on the screen for starting and stopping. If people can't figure this out, they need basic tech training, IMHO.


I didn't say they couldn't figure it out. I said the controls were awkwardly placed. On my phone, for example, when I hold it horizontally, my finger naturally falls directly over the lens.
 
2012-09-11 09:32:54 AM
That pole was so not sturdy, yet she did have some pretty good acrobatic skills, until the alcohol kicked in.
 
2012-09-12 01:11:41 AM
So that's what they do in McCormick lot B. No grills all frills.
 
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