Tyrone Biggums: Why is her nose taped? Is this something they do in Fayetteville?.
basemetal: So she taped her nose too? Damn lady, your kids are hiding in shame right now.
brigid_fitch: And everywhere you go in Fayetteville are "Go Pig Soooeeee!" signs, billboards, banners, and merchandise.
velvet_fog: Not to threadjack, but if Bo Pelini can't put a decent defense on the field for Nebraska and they struggle in a really shiatty Big Ten this year, I think Osborne needs to take a chance and hire Bobby Petrino to replace him. I mean, Osborne is the guy who kept giving Lawrence Phillips second, third and fourth chances. I think we can all agree getting onto a motorcycle accident with your mistress isn't quite as bad as breaking into an ex-girlfriend's apartment, beating her and then dragging her down a flight of steps by her hair. But I could be wrong there.
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