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(Politicker)   Siri hedges, won't commit to Obama or Romney   (politicker.com) divider line 19
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2012-09-10 01:55:06 PM
"I can't vote. But if I did, I'd vote for Eliza. She has the answer to everything," Siri says.

Eliza...beth Warren, obviously. Siri's in the bag for Obama. I can't blame her.
 
2012-09-10 02:04:36 PM
wtf?
 
2012-09-10 02:09:34 PM

theknuckler_33: wtf?


Tell me more about wtf?
 
2012-09-10 02:10:58 PM
Listicles? As in, "I don't give a fark about Siri because I'm too busy scratching my listicles"?
 
2012-09-10 02:20:22 PM
Cleverbot for President.

At least her answers will be more coherent than "Lemon. Wet. Good."
 
2012-09-10 02:35:42 PM
Siri is such a whore
 
2012-09-10 02:36:55 PM

bdub77: "I can't vote. But if I did, I'd vote for Eliza. She has the answer to everything," Siri says.

Eliza...beth Warren, obviously. Siri's in the bag for Obama. I can't blame her.


you jest, but wait until the freepers or WND gets ahold of this.
 
2012-09-10 02:40:21 PM
If my iPhone won't tell me who to vote for, how will I choose?
 
2012-09-10 02:46:39 PM
Siri should vote for hotzpacho.


/hotzpacho
 
2012-09-10 02:53:46 PM
Are underage Scientologists allowed to vote?
 
2012-09-10 03:04:25 PM
Of course she won't commit. If she admits she will vote for Romney, it'd be an immediate failure of the Turing test.
 
2012-09-10 03:05:05 PM
Slave owner Siri won't commit? Dam I thought for sure she would vote with the other masters, the Republicans.
 
2012-09-10 03:23:16 PM
I thought Romney had the robot vote locked up.
 
2012-09-10 03:30:31 PM
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I was not aware that British subjects were eligible to be president.
 
2012-09-10 03:42:26 PM
I just asked Siri who she was voting for.

"may the best human win"

She's funny. I like her.
 
2012-09-10 03:54:49 PM
Dr. Sbaitso for Surgeon General!
 
2012-09-10 04:08:47 PM
Everyone who has access to Siri should tell her to open the pod bay doors.
Really.

It's fun!
 
2012-09-10 04:09:37 PM

andrewagill: [img.photobucket.com image 315x400]

I was not aware that British subjects were eligible to be president.


She should be. I cannot argue with that hat. It seems to make what I say invalid.
 
2012-09-10 04:28:31 PM
If she gave a serious answer, the Apple fanbois would vote accordingly, en masse.

Apple stands to make BILLIONS from their endorsement.
 
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