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(Talking Points Memo)   Is there a Poe's Law for the Onion? Biden visits Biker Bar   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 109
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2012-09-10 12:58:34 PM
This would make a great caption contest
 
2012-09-10 12:58:45 PM
I am pretty sure Poe's Law would be if Herman Cain walked into a Biker Bar.
 
2012-09-10 01:00:12 PM
Maybe Sons of Anarchy can become awesome again.
 
2012-09-10 01:01:04 PM
Again? Is there any biker girl he won't manhandle?
 
2012-09-10 01:01:48 PM
They look very intimate. Isn't Joe married?
 
2012-09-10 01:02:21 PM
if that is biden he's gone loco. what if that chic has a mean ole biker ridin' hog of a boyfriend who's had a 6 pack too many? then again, biden does have some serious secret service protection. don't think he has to worry about a few biker dudes.
 
2012-09-10 01:02:40 PM
I'd like to see Ryan pull that off. Uncle Joe is a kindly, ebullient old man, Ryan just seems like a guy who is uncomfortable and awkward no matter where he is.
 
2012-09-10 01:03:05 PM
Joe Biden is the reason they put instructions on shampoo bottles.
 
2012-09-10 01:03:44 PM
I still can't get over "Road gash". I love you, Onion.
 
2012-09-10 01:03:50 PM
I hope they don't try to hug him.
 
Ehh
2012-09-10 01:03:51 PM
Young biker dude: "I hope the Secret Service doesn't get too curious about the trailer, old biker dude."
Old biker duded: "Grrrrrrrr."
 
2012-09-10 01:04:15 PM
What's really funny is the looks on the two biker dudes' faces.
 
2012-09-10 01:04:24 PM
Plus after an evil bastard like Cheney, Biden always looks much better.

I can't see Biden shooting anybody in the face, either.
 
2012-09-10 01:04:43 PM
BETTERIDGE'S LAW OF HEADLINES!!!!11

/So sick of people referencing that on Slashdot
 
2012-09-10 01:04:52 PM
Sometimes things just make absolutely no sense whatsoever. This is one of those times.
 
2012-09-10 01:05:21 PM
talkingpointsmemo.com

If it weren't for the Secret Service detail, a couple of bikers might make breaking a tie in the Senate a problem.

Hey baby, wanna know why I'm a "Vice" President
 
2012-09-10 01:05:29 PM
He probably told that chic sitting on his lap "You wanna see my big farking deal?"
 
2012-09-10 01:05:32 PM

Pantubo: Joe Biden is the reason they put instructions on shampoo bottles.


No, "stupid VP" meme does not apply. No one denies his intelligence...he just has a big farking mouth.
 
2012-09-10 01:07:33 PM
Um, that's a pretty nerdy looking "biker bar".
 
2012-09-10 01:07:35 PM
I looks like the biker dudes were in on it, as they are clearly mugging for the camera.
 
2012-09-10 01:07:39 PM
If you have "Ordained Minister" and "Troll" on your biker leathers, you deserve to have the Vice President waltz in and take whatever he wants.
 
2012-09-10 01:08:17 PM
old bikers dude is obviously firmly on biden ass... young biker dude looks gay.. and jealous of old biker dude.
 
2012-09-10 01:08:54 PM
As I said in one of the other threads, my favorite explanation for this picture is that Biden has his Secret Service detail dress up like bikers so he can pull in road tail.
 
2012-09-10 01:09:43 PM

Pantubo: Joe Biden is the reason they put instructions on shampoo bottles.


I have always ignored those instructions. They are much too complicated.
 
2012-09-10 01:10:44 PM

Jake Havechek: Plus after an evil bastard like Cheney, Biden always looks much better.

I can't see Biden shooting anybody in the face, either.



Rule 34?
 
2012-09-10 01:11:10 PM
Biden is probably the first cool and funny VP in a while. I mean look at the recent list:

Cheney
Gore
Quayle

All bores.
 
2012-09-10 01:13:01 PM

Jake Havechek: Biden is probably the first cool and funny VP in a while. I mean look at the recent list:

Cheney
Gore
Quayle

All bores.


because cool and funny is what we're going for with the VP
 
2012-09-10 01:13:51 PM
Take this kiss upon the brow!
And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow-
You are not wrong, who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream.

I stand amid the roar
Of a surf-tormented shore,
And I hold within my hand
Grains of the golden sand-
How few! yet how they creep
Through my fingers to the deep,
While I weep-while I weep!
O God! can I not grasp
Them with a tighter clasp?
O God! can I not save
One from the pitiless wave?
Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?
 
2012-09-10 01:13:55 PM
Joe Biden's Wilmington street name is "Chi Chi".
 
2012-09-10 01:14:02 PM

Jake Havechek: I looks like the biker dudes were in on it, as they are clearly mugging for the camera.


Guy on Biden's right looks like he's trying really hard not to smile. Also, that's an awfully clean and upscale biker bar.

/tended in roadhouses, that's no "biker" bar
 
2012-09-10 01:14:32 PM
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2012-09-10 01:14:50 PM
Those guys are "bikers" like my uncle's a biker. Go ride a couple towns down the road and back again on Saturday afternoons, stop and pick up milk and toilet paper on the way home and are sure to be back before supper. I mean, is there any doubt in your mind that the guy on the right manages a Western Auto?
 
2012-09-10 01:16:11 PM

Biness: Jake Havechek: Biden is probably the first cool and funny VP in a while. I mean look at the recent list:

Cheney
Gore
Quayle

All bores.

because cool and funny is what we're going for with the VP


Why not? Sure helps kill the time in between breaking a tie in the Senate.
 
2012-09-10 01:16:58 PM

Biness: Jake Havechek: Biden is probably the first cool and funny VP in a while. I mean look at the recent list:

Cheney
Gore
Quayle

All bores.

because cool and funny is what we're going for with the VP


Well yeah. Over the history of the USA, a VP having to assume office due to death or scandal is still very low. The VP is the PR guy of the administration, primarily.


Unless you're Alexander "I'm in charge, here!" Haig, that is.
 
2012-09-10 01:17:39 PM
This is a funnier article about that photo.
 
2012-09-10 01:18:55 PM
Love that you farkers picked up on the "ordained minister" patch on the biker, but failed to mention the one that says "troll."
 
2012-09-10 01:20:19 PM
Biden wrestled on the pro circuit in the '70s.
 
2012-09-10 01:20:53 PM

Teresaol31: Love that you farkers picked up on the "ordained minister" patch on the biker, but failed to mention the one that says "troll."


That was thoroughly covered a few threads down, on the same exact subject.
 
2012-09-10 01:22:29 PM
This story isn't even that cool anymore. Obama asking the little Hawaiian kid for his birf certifc takes the cake.
 
2012-09-10 01:23:05 PM

LockeOak: As I said in one of the other threads, my favorite explanation for this picture is that Biden has his Secret Service detail dress up like bikers so he can pull in road tail.


OK, I like that explanation.
 
2012-09-10 01:23:35 PM
Dear US,
You now have some cool, level-headed and intelligent-talking people in office. Please continue this trend.
 
2012-09-10 01:24:07 PM
Polling the electorate in a biker bar. It looks like dangerous work.
 
2012-09-10 01:28:10 PM

Jake Havechek: Biden is probably the first cool and funny VP in a while. I mean look at the recent list:

Cheney
Gore
Quayle

All bores.


HWBush
Mondale

Last prior cool VP was Nelson Rockefeller

Ford
Agnew
Humphrey

LBJ was A-OK
 
2012-09-10 01:28:26 PM

Jake Havechek: Well yeah. Over the history of the USA, a VP having to assume office due to death or scandal is still very low. The VP is the PR guy of the administration, primarily.


Unless you're Alexander "I'm in charge, here!" Haig, that is.



Well, Haig wasn't the VP.  Bush Sr. was, but since he was out of town, that's why Haig said what he said.  Also, it was more of a goof on how the media reported it.  Haig was merely saying he was in charge of the White House, not the country.  As in the communications and the like.
 
2012-09-10 01:30:06 PM
So... yesterday's Biden thread gets a new pic and a new greenlight? o.k.
 
2012-09-10 01:30:33 PM
Gas, grass or ass, Joe. Nobody rides for free.
 
2012-09-10 01:32:16 PM

gravy chugging cretin.: Last prior cool VP was Nelson Rockefeller



Why's that?  Just curious... I was born during the Ford administration, so I have little memory of it.
 
2012-09-10 01:33:55 PM

Biness: Jake Havechek: Biden is probably the first cool and funny VP in a while. I mean look at the recent list:

Cheney
Gore
Quayle

All bores.

because cool and funny is what we're going for with the VP


More like empathic and human.
 
2012-09-10 01:36:57 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-10 01:41:58 PM

scavenger: Um, that's a pretty nerdy looking "biker bar".


I wouldn't say nerdy, but there definitely is too much light in there.
 
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