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2012-09-10 11:04:24 AM
"I'm bored"

if you're bored it's because you're a boring person.
 
2012-09-10 11:04:34 AM
"I have a Facebook account."
 
2012-09-10 11:05:05 AM
"I give the shiat about what people on Facebook think about farking anything."
 
2012-09-10 11:05:58 AM
97% OF PEOPLE WILL KEEP SCROLLING AND NOT REPOST THIS BUT FOR THE 3% THAT DO...

It doesn't even matter what it is. That could be an essay extolling the virtues of giving drkdstryer hourly blowjays and I would keep scrolling and ignore that shiat. I don't need to be passive-aggressively attacked so you can get your jollies seeing the sh*t you wrote reposted over and over.
 
2012-09-10 11:06:00 AM
Anybody who has pointed out how much the movie 2016 explains. I write those people off as absolute morons.
 
2012-09-10 11:07:09 AM
The humblebrags.
 
2012-09-10 11:07:36 AM
I hate people who keep telling people how blessed they are on a daily basis.
 
2012-09-10 11:07:44 AM
"Only God can judge."
 
2012-09-10 11:07:49 AM
It's not specific statements so much as it's certain people that have consistently proven themselves to be completely moronic.
 
2012-09-10 11:08:15 AM
ALL OF THEM. Facebook is for losers. GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND GO OUTSIDE AND MEET REAL PEOPLE LOSER
 
2012-09-10 11:08:28 AM
Anything that has OMG LOL YOLO FML etc and stupid deliberate spelling mistakes.
 
2012-09-10 11:08:40 AM

prettywarrior: The humblebrags.


i see people do this all the time, and i find the courage to not fall in. maybe it was just the way i was raised, but sometimes i feel like i'm the only one strong enough to resist doing it.
 
2012-09-10 11:08:45 AM
I like to use #YOLO after every Facebook post because YOLO!
 
2012-09-10 11:09:13 AM

deffuse: Anything that has OMG LOL YOLO FML etc and stupid deliberate spelling mistakes.


lulz0rs, y u mad, broseph smith?
 
2012-09-10 11:09:22 AM
Anyone getting way too Jesusy
Conspiracy theorists
 
2012-09-10 11:09:25 AM

prettywarrior: The humblebrags.


I was slightly offended this weekend when my post about finishing a half marathon got like 100 likes and my post about celebrating the great accomplishment of Tatyana McFadden at the Paralympics only got like two likes.
 
2012-09-10 11:09:29 AM
"I'm listening to Led Zep 3.... on Vinyl!!!!"
 
2012-09-10 11:09:51 AM
also if like 90% of your timeline posts are like "OH MAN LOOK AT WHAT A DIPshiat THIS POLITICAL CANDIDATE I DISAGREE WITH IS"
 
2012-09-10 11:10:06 AM
Wormbog is funnier than I am.

Same joke. He executed it better.
 
2012-09-10 11:10:21 AM
the people who do not repost, and reveal themselves as not being a strong independent woman who don't need no man.
 
2012-09-10 11:10:34 AM
Any sentence with 'totes' in it.
 
2012-09-10 11:10:49 AM

birdmanesq: prettywarrior: The humblebrags.

I was slightly offended this weekend when my post about finishing a half marathon got like 100 likes and my post about celebrating the great accomplishment of Tatyana McFadden at the Paralympics only got like two likes.


It's a burden, truly. You're a tremendous person for only getting slightly offended, a paragon among Facebook updaters.
 
2012-09-10 11:10:53 AM

mr_bunny: Any sentence with 'totes' in it.


This.
 
2012-09-10 11:10:55 AM
If you update every day about how great your life/job/spouse/kids/pets are, I feel like you're just trying to convince yourself.
 
2012-09-10 11:11:14 AM
Most of you would hate me on facebook.
 
2012-09-10 11:11:21 AM

birdmanesq: prettywarrior: The humblebrags.

I was slightly offended this weekend when my post about finishing a half marathon got like 100 likes and my post about celebrating the great accomplishment of Tatyana McFadden at the Paralympics only got like two likes.


if it helps, I didn't like either one of your posts. I was gonna like the Tatyana post but then I realized you linked to the Daily Mail, and I have an anti Daily Mail policy.
 
2012-09-10 11:11:35 AM

thejoyofpi: also if like 90% of your timeline posts are like "OH MAN LOOK AT WHAT A DIPshiat THIS POLITICAL CANDIDATE I DISAGREE WITH IS"


That reminds me that I should unfriend a couple of people.
 
2012-09-10 11:11:59 AM

birdmanesq: prettywarrior: The humblebrags.

I was slightly offended this weekend when my post about finishing a half marathon got like 100 likes and my post about celebrating the great accomplishment of Tatyana McFadden at the Paralympics only got like two likes.


You can only post one awesome thing per weekend. I just don't have the energy to like everything.
 
2012-09-10 11:12:41 AM
"Now I'm listening to The Wall.... On vinyl!!!!"
 
2012-09-10 11:13:04 AM
My facebook has essentially devolved to me posting articles about weird science stories I get from slashdot and fark and me complaining about the sun.
 
2012-09-10 11:13:13 AM
"You won't be laughing once Obama installs the New World Order."
 
2012-09-10 11:13:20 AM
So I went out to purchase a household product that isn't considered a regular product you'd find in your local grocery store. What was supposed to be a 30 min trip ended being a 4 hour hunt to several home improvement stores. Though employees have heard of it they were confused if they carried it or not. Went to Lowe's first....ended up being in there an hour while employees asked around to others
and one said yes we carried it as the other said no we don't but we have this just in case. Took an hour to figure out they didn't have either so they sent me to city mill, so on my way I went....arrived at city mill asked before looking where I could find this product. "oh yeah aisle 22" Great! I thought and headed to aisle 22. Search and searched and didn't find it. I went back to the front and asked again and the same lady said " oh well, we don't carry that but we carry this and showed me something completely different. Sigh :( disappointed I asked where they thought I could find it and they said try Walmart. As I left I looked up the local walmart's number and called to see if they carried it so I wouldn't have to take another trip...get the kids out of the car...load them in the cart and the diaper bag and deal with aggravated boys in the process. I called (they were the worst of the bunch) and I think a total of 5 different employees put me on hold for different departments and each one didn't even ask me what I needed. I was on hold, on hold, on hold and finally someone answered and as I explained what I needed they hung up on me as if I was not even talking. So i called back and asked to not be put on hold again and if they could just look it up in their computer and see if they had it. The one gal was rude and then said "nope we dont" really? Geez! "try home depot" she says and as i was saying thank you she hung up without notice! So off to home depot i went not as bad as Lowe's but still not what i had hoped for. So in my last attempt to find this product that NEEDED, I went to ACE Hardware. I unloaded the boys yet again and went to the front and as before, asked the man at the front if they had it and finally! FINALLY! Someone was nice, respectful, HELPFUL. Went to get it for me and brought it up to me and then asked why I needed it, so I told him my story as to why I needed it so bad and he not only gave me the product I asked for but also suggested a few others to try and instructed me on how to use these product including the one I'd asked for, in detail! I'm so grateful for good ole' ACE. I wonder why I hadn't just gone to them to begin with. Long day to say the least :( but still a good happy ending thanks to ACE. :)
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TXXXXXX whats the product?
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SXXXXXX I apologize, I'm not trying to be rude but it's kind of personal : /
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2012-09-10 11:13:36 AM
I've got the right wing nuts, the uber liberal fanatics, a hemp proponent, and my cousins from Virginia who are constantly thanking God. Then there's the guy who always talks about Rush, the dude who constantly talks about his workouts, and vernterv who makes me laugh.

It's a lot like pawing through a turd to find a kernel of corn.
 
2012-09-10 11:13:41 AM

thejoyofpi: I was gonna like the Tatyana post but then I realized you linked to the Daily Mail, and I have an anti Daily Mail policy.


I'm not a big Daily Mail fan, but I struggled to find a decent article.
 
2012-09-10 11:13:43 AM

JerseyTim: If you update every day about how great your life/job/spouse/kids/pets are, I feel like you're just trying to convince yourself.


Some people need to learn how to self-edit.
 
2012-09-10 11:13:51 AM

Tat'dGreaser: thejoyofpi: also if like 90% of your timeline posts are like "OH MAN LOOK AT WHAT A DIPshiat THIS POLITICAL CANDIDATE I DISAGREE WITH IS"

That reminds me that I should unfriend a couple of people.


unfriending is awkward because then they still see your posts and realize you unfriended them. So if it's someone you care about, just unsubscribe.
 
2012-09-10 11:14:25 AM
I hate the ones where people post the vague "*sigh*" stuff trying to get people to ask them to explain whatever retarded drama they have going on.
 
2012-09-10 11:14:29 AM
going to unfriend a bunch of people, if you want to stay on my friends list, like this or give me a good reason why
 
2012-09-10 11:14:32 AM

Al_Ed: a hemp proponent


I read that as "ham proponent" and was momentarily confused about why such an archetype would bother you.
 
2012-09-10 11:14:38 AM
Chain stuff
Uneducated opinions on politics, the universe, and everything

I just enjoy seeing photos of family and friends accomplishing things, getting married, having kids.. It makes me happy.Then they go and spam my feed with "LOOK AT THIS WATER IT'S IN THE SHAPE OF A ROSARIE, LIKE IF YOU BELIEVE IN GOD."
 
2012-09-10 11:15:01 AM
My friends are normal
 
2012-09-10 11:15:06 AM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Anyone getting way too Jesusy



It happened to my best friend's younger brother...who also happens to be a friend of mine.

Bonus: He got engaged recently, and they haven't even had sex yet. YOU DON'T BUY A CAR IF YOU HAVEN'T TAKEN A TEST DRIVE.

He's not a virgin, but decided to live this lifestyle within the past couple of years.

/I take religion in extreme moderation.
 
2012-09-10 11:15:07 AM

prettywarrior: Some people need to learn how to self-edit.


I really need to hire an editor.
 
2012-09-10 11:15:16 AM
People who post ridiculous political bullshiat, and then get totally bent out of shape if anybody disagrees with them.

OMG GUYS, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH, I'M SORRY FOR HAVING AN OPINION!!

If you don't want to talk about politics, then dont' talk about politics. It's a simple concept.
 
2012-09-10 11:15:22 AM

thejoyofpi: unfriending is awkward because then they still see your posts and realize you unfriended them. So if it's someone you care about, just unsubscribe.


Wat?
 
2012-09-10 11:15:26 AM
I'm going to friend all of you and then block you.
 
2012-09-10 11:15:41 AM
"A thong is footwear, not underwear."
 
2012-09-10 11:15:44 AM

Mrs.Sharpier: So I went out to purchase a household product that isn't considered a regular product you'd find in your local grocery store. What was supposed to be a 30 min trip ended being a 4 hour hunt to several home improvement stores. Though employees have heard of it they were confused if they carried it or not. Went to Lowe's first....ended up being in there an hour while employees asked around to others
and one said yes we carried it as the other said no we don't but we have this just in case. Took an hour to figure out they didn't have either so they sent me to city mill, so on my way I went....arrived at city mill asked before looking where I could find this product. "oh yeah aisle 22" Great! I thought and headed to aisle 22. Search and searched and didn't find it. I went back to the front and asked again and the same lady said " oh well, we don't carry that but we carry this and showed me something completely different. Sigh :( disappointed I asked where they thought I could find it and they said try Walmart. As I left I looked up the local walmart's number and called to see if they carried it so I wouldn't have to take another trip...get the kids out of the car...load them in the cart and the diaper bag and deal with aggravated boys in the process. I called (they were the worst of the bunch) and I think a total of 5 different employees put me on hold for different departments and each one didn't even ask me what I needed. I was on hold, on hold, on hold and finally someone answered and as I explained what I needed they hung up on me as if I was not even talking. So i called back and asked to not be put on hold again and if they could just look it up in their computer and see if they had it. The one gal was rude and then said "nope we dont" really? Geez! "try home depot" she says and as i was saying thank you she hung up without notice! So off to home depot i went not as bad as Lowe's but still not what i had hoped for. So in my last attempt to find this product that N ...


Who do I punch in the face?
 
2012-09-10 11:15:46 AM

RexTalionis: I hate people who keep telling people how blessed they are on a daily basis.


Similarly, I hate people who keep telling people how much their life sucks, especially when it doesn't suck that much. Get on some antidepressants and quit biatching.
 
2012-09-10 11:15:49 AM

thejoyofpi: unfriending is awkward because then they still see your posts and realize you unfriended them. So if it's someone you care about, just unsubscribe.


Wait how do they see your posts if you unfriend them?

Well whatever, they never comment on anything I do and just constantly post political stuff. It's always the f*cking TF people, always.
 
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