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(ABC News)   Joe Biden walks into a bar, sits down between two bikers, and puts their "ol' lady" on his lap. Reportedly, today the VP is planning to tug on Superman's cape, spit in the wind, mess around with Jim   (abcnews.go.com ) divider line
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2012-09-10 11:42:31 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: mrshowrules: Before or after?

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Does it say "troll" on that guy's vest?


Yea, that is what I noticed...second. 

/an ordained minister to boot
 
2012-09-10 11:42:34 AM  
Just when I think it's not possible, The Biden manages to get a little more awesome.
 
2012-09-10 11:42:41 AM  
I thought it was you don't messs around with bill?
 
2012-09-10 11:44:10 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: mrshowrules: Before or after?

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 604x453]

Does it say "troll" on that guy's vest?


And the other side says President. Troll President?
 
2012-09-10 11:44:14 AM  

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"I'll take this big boy instead!"

 
2012-09-10 11:44:42 AM  
Cheers champ
 
2012-09-10 11:44:46 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: mrshowrules: Before or after?

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 604x453]

Does it say "troll" on that guy's vest?


The thermostat above Biden's head has a sign that says "Do Not Touch"
 
2012-09-10 11:44:56 AM  

i96.photobucket.com

"It was ten years ago on a night just like tonight.
Why, tonight's the anniversary.
Worst accident I ever seen.
There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building... "

 
2012-09-10 11:45:12 AM  
Joe Biden suffers from a congenital inability to give even a single fark.
 
2012-09-10 11:45:33 AM  

JolobinSmokin: I thought it was you don't messs around with bill?


It's Jim.

You also don't pull the mask of that old Lone Ranger.
 
2012-09-10 11:46:09 AM  

soy_bomb: HotWingConspiracy: mrshowrules: Before or after?

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 604x453]

Does it say "troll" on that guy's vest?

The thermostat above Biden's head has a sign that says "Do Not Touch"


I bet Biden touched it. He ain't give a fark.
 
2012-09-10 11:46:11 AM  

NuttierThanEver: Joe Biden has a t-shirt that says "If you can read this the Kenyan fell off" on the back


Trying not to laugh...must preserve keyboard...damn!
 
2012-09-10 11:47:48 AM  

Cythraul: These are strange days. Obama gets bear hugged, and now Biden gets a lap dance.


Ron Paul got a visit from Bruno, and Romney once looked at a bottle of beer and thought about drinking it. . . for just one moment.
 
2012-09-10 11:48:30 AM  
Heh... If they're like most bikers I know, they don't care if Biden bangs their old lady, so long as he doesn't touch their bikes.

Looks like one of them "born again" Christian bike clubs, anyway...
 
2012-09-10 11:51:20 AM  
gothamist.com 

"Your friend over there is ogling me like crazy. Call her over."
 
2012-09-10 11:55:10 AM  

WTF Indeed: To be fair, have you seen Jill Biden? Old dude has game.


No doubt.

I am, to quote an ancient proverb, definitely hot for teacher.
 
2012-09-10 11:55:26 AM  
i96.photobucket.com

Biker on the left: "Dude, the Vice President is totally hitting on your old lady."

Biker on the right: "yeah, I know" "Can't make up mind whether I should kick his ass or let him take her."
 
2012-09-10 11:55:28 AM  
The look those bikers are giving him is priceless.
 
2012-09-10 11:56:41 AM  

Mrs.Sharpier: [i96.photobucket.com image 478x269]

"Kick his ass, sea bass"




KICK his Ass. Troll. That's Mr. Troll to you it says so right on ma jacket.
 
2012-09-10 11:57:27 AM  

i96.photobucket.com

So what do you think of my stimulus package?

Not Much

 
2012-09-10 11:59:58 AM  
"Joe, is that a gaff in your pocket, or are you just happy to seat me?"
 
2012-09-10 12:00:14 PM  
So, we're running with the 'sitting on the lap' thing just for the lulz, right? I mean, it is painfully obvious she is not on his lap.
 
2012-09-10 12:00:33 PM  
Yes. It appears as though The Onion's Biden is pretty much real.
 
2012-09-10 12:02:37 PM  

theknuckler_33: So, we're running with the 'sitting on the lap' thing just for the lulz, right? I mean, it is painfully obvious she is not on his lap.


We all know that, but it's much nicer to say 'lap' instead of 'dick'.
 
2012-09-10 12:04:23 PM  
Messages on the article page are the best
 
2012-09-10 12:07:24 PM  
The only thing that comes to mind when I see that picture:

LIKE A BOSS

Joe Biden gets lap dances from whomever he wants. Deal with it.
 
2012-09-10 12:09:59 PM  
Joe Biden is truly made of Teflon.
 
2012-09-10 12:10:55 PM  

theknuckler_33: So, we're running with the 'sitting on the lap' thing just for the lulz, right? I mean, it is painfully obvious she is not on his lap.


Whatever she's sitting on seems pretty structurally impressive.
 
2012-09-10 12:11:21 PM  
for the record, i love this.
 
2012-09-10 12:12:34 PM  
More Biden Facts:

There is no door ding Biden can't buff out...with his chest hair.

Van Halen's 5150 album was named after the number of times Sammy Hagar vomited trying to match Joe Biden in a Jaegermeister shot contest.
 
2012-09-10 12:15:13 PM  
Joe Biden and Jon Bon Jovi? Same dude.
 
2012-09-10 12:15:16 PM  

i96.photobucket.com

Ever see the popcorn scene in "Diner"? I'm Mickey Rourke and you're the popcorn box.

 
2012-09-10 12:15:23 PM  
Awesome photo, but she's not on his lap or even very close. She's on a chair in front of the bench seat. Probably looks like she's closer because of the camera angle.

I love how Biden just does not care, though. Most genuine VP we've ever had.
 
2012-09-10 12:16:11 PM  
Joe Biden owns 3/4ths of Tijuana's donkey show industry.
 
2012-09-10 12:17:40 PM  
Joe Biden just announced a sponsorship deal for Mickey's Big Mouth.
 
2012-09-10 12:19:21 PM  
Joe Biden has a microwave bean burrito and a Yoo-Hoo in all cabinet meetings.
 
2012-09-10 12:20:00 PM  
FINALLY I have a Farky for GATT_00, and my kitty seconded it with a big loud squeal :D
 
2012-09-10 12:21:17 PM  

Cyclometh: Awesome photo, but she's not on his lap or even very close. She's on a chair in front of the bench seat. Probably looks like she's closer because of the camera angle.

I love how Biden just does not care, though. Most genuine VP we've ever had.


I think Dick Cheney was just as genuine.

He's a Genuine arsehole who gives the Emperor and Darth Vader a run for their money
 
2012-09-10 12:21:24 PM  
Joe Biden's fortune was inherited from his father who invented the leather handlebar tassel.
 
2012-09-10 12:21:29 PM  
Joe Biden, like the previous vice president, has shot a man in the face, only when the press asked him if it were accidental, he replied, "Yeah, dude must have accidentally forgot who the fark he was dealing with."
 
2012-09-10 12:21:38 PM  
Joe Biden once walked up to Bill Murray at dinner, took a french fry from his plate and ate it, then said to Bill very quietly "No one will ever believe you."
 
2012-09-10 12:22:17 PM  

rubi_con_man: Cyclometh: Awesome photo, but she's not on his lap or even very close. She's on a chair in front of the bench seat. Probably looks like she's closer because of the camera angle.

I love how Biden just does not care, though. Most genuine VP we've ever had.

I think Dick Cheney was just as genuine.

He's a Genuine arsehole who gives the Emperor and Darth Vader a run for their money


A point.
 
2012-09-10 12:23:05 PM  
bookmarking this thread....holy crap my eyes are watering from laughing
 
2012-09-10 12:24:37 PM  
Joe won them over with his impromptu dance to 'Tequila'.
 
2012-09-10 12:25:03 PM  
Joe Biden wrote every lyric for Stone Temple Pilot's "Core"
 
2012-09-10 12:26:44 PM  
We need a Psy parody... "Biden Style"
 
2012-09-10 12:27:42 PM  

Mr. Cat Poop: Joe won them over with his impromptu dance to 'Tequila'.


'Scuse me, 'scuse me, 'scuse me, 'scuse me, 'scuse me, 'scuse me, 'scuse me, 'scuse me, 'scuse me.....
 
2012-09-10 12:29:22 PM  

Cyclometh: We need a Psy parody... "Biden Style"


Nuh-uh, "Biden Dirty."
 
2012-09-10 12:31:57 PM  
Joe Biden once broke his leg skateboarding in an abandoned pool and survived until help arrived by feigning death and eating the buzzards who landed near him.
 
2012-09-10 12:32:05 PM  

i96.photobucket.com

sleazy rider

 
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