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(ABC)   Joe Biden walks into a bar, sits down between two bikers, and puts their "ol' lady" on his lap. Reportedly, today the VP is planning to tug on Superman's cape, spit in the wind, mess around with Jim   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 148
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2012-09-10 09:59:51 AM  
It's funny because you're implying a democrat has enough spine to do dangerous things.
 
2012-09-10 09:59:58 AM  
Ha! Another funny article from the Onion.

Wait, what?
 
2012-09-10 10:03:06 AM  
Damn,Joe,what would Jill think?!

Farking awesome pic.
 
2012-09-10 10:03:27 AM  
A brawl between bikers and the Secret Service would certainly spice up this campaign!
 
2012-09-10 10:04:08 AM  
To be fair, have you seen Jill Biden? Old dude has game.
 
2012-09-10 10:04:48 AM  
i96.photobucket.com

"You smell like pine needles"
 
2012-09-10 10:04:52 AM  
This is satire, right? Is he seriously allowing some strange woman to sit on his lap?
 
2012-09-10 10:05:59 AM  
i96.photobucket.com

"Kick his ass, sea bass"
 
2012-09-10 10:06:03 AM  

unlikely: It's funny because you're implying a democrat has enough spine to do dangerous things.


That's not just a Democrat, it's Joe F'n Biden.
 
2012-09-10 10:10:44 AM  
i96.photobucket.com
Joe Biden never misses a chance to poll the electorate.
 
2012-09-10 10:12:35 AM  
i96.photobucket.com

11pm, Days Inn off Highway 29. When the Secret Service guy asks, the code word is "Tugboat".
 
2012-09-10 10:13:36 AM  
These are strange days. Obama gets bear hugged, and now Biden gets a lap dance.
 
2012-09-10 10:16:05 AM  

Cythraul: These are strange days. Obama gets bear hugged, and now Biden gets a lap dance.


Romney is going to attempt a high-five with labourer today. An entire new subroutine was written for it. The original casual interaction programming caused him to karate chop an elderly florist.
 
2012-09-10 10:17:18 AM  

mrshowrules: Cythraul: These are strange days. Obama gets bear hugged, and now Biden gets a lap dance.

Romney is going to attempt a high-five with labourer today. An entire new subroutine was written for it. The original casual interaction programming caused him to karate chop an elderly florist.


His handlers need to stop hiring Microsoft to do his coding.
 
2012-09-10 10:17:58 AM  
this screams caption contest
 
2012-09-10 10:18:44 AM  
"Can I borrow one of your bikes? They don't let me ride anymore," Biden said.

"Probably not," Jeff Cook, one of the diners, said.

The vice president responded laughing, "Probably not."


AWKWARD!

awesome pic

zedster: this screams caption contest


this
 
2012-09-10 10:19:13 AM  

Cythraul: mrshowrules: Cythraul: These are strange days. Obama gets bear hugged, and now Biden gets a lap dance.

Romney is going to attempt a high-five with labourer today. An entire new subroutine was written for it. The original casual interaction programming caused him to karate chop an elderly florist.

His handlers need to stop hiring Microsoft to do his coding.


You didn't think you should save that line for when he comes down with a cold?
 
2012-09-10 10:20:02 AM  
i96.photobucket.com

"I've got something special for your saddlebags"
 
2012-09-10 10:21:09 AM  
I would totally sit on Biden's lap.
 
2012-09-10 10:22:11 AM  
Hahahaha- look at the glances the guys are giving each other. I can't tell if it's a "Imma bout to whup this guy's ass" or "Oh, there goes Tammy giving lap dances again".
 
2012-09-10 10:26:34 AM  

coco ebert: Hahahaha- look at the glances the guys are giving each other. I can't tell if it's a "Imma bout to whup this guy's ass" or "Oh, there goes Tammy giving lap dances again".


nah, the one on the left is jealous, he wants a Biden ride too
 
2012-09-10 10:27:36 AM  

mrshowrules: Cythraul: These are strange days. Obama gets bear hugged, and now Biden gets a lap dance.

Romney is going to attempt a high-five with labourer today. An entire new subroutine was written for it. The original casual interaction programming caused him to karate chop an elderly florist.


for some reason, now I'm picturing him standing in one of those Borg regeneration pods.
 
2012-09-10 10:28:48 AM  

ManateeGag: mrshowrules: Cythraul: These are strange days. Obama gets bear hugged, and now Biden gets a lap dance.

Romney is going to attempt a high-five with labourer today. An entire new subroutine was written for it. The original casual interaction programming caused him to karate chop an elderly florist.

for some reason, now I'm picturing him standing in one of those Borg regeneration pods.


That would make an excellent photoshop.
 
2012-09-10 10:29:10 AM  

zedster: coco ebert: Hahahaha- look at the glances the guys are giving each other. I can't tell if it's a "Imma bout to whup this guy's ass" or "Oh, there goes Tammy giving lap dances again".

nah, the one on the left is jealous, he wants a Biden ride too


He could sit on my lap.
 
2012-09-10 10:31:30 AM  
any chance the back of her jacket says: "if you can read this, the biatch fell off"?
 
2012-09-10 10:32:08 AM  
apmccomplete.images.worldnow.com

"Yeah,I'm VERY happy to see you,baby doll. What gave me away?"
 
2012-09-10 10:34:26 AM  
Some little known facts about Joe Farking Biden

Joe Biden has a t-shirt that says "If you can read this the Kenyan fell off" on the back
Joe Biden has the Delaware state motto "Liberty and Independence" tattooed on his dick
 
2012-09-10 10:38:06 AM  

NuttierThanEver: Some little known facts about Joe Farking Biden

Joe Biden has a t-shirt that says "If you can read this the Kenyan fell off" on the back
Joe Biden has the Delaware state motto "Liberty and Independence" tattooed on his dick so that it's unreadable until he's at attention.


I hear you missed something.

/Welcome Aboard?
 
2012-09-10 10:39:21 AM  
Lets see that pencil necked geek, Ryan try that.
 
2012-09-10 10:39:34 AM  

I May Be Crazy But...: NuttierThanEver: Some little known facts about Joe Farking Biden

Joe Biden has a t-shirt that says "If you can read this the Kenyan fell off" on the back
Joe Biden has the Delaware state motto "Liberty and Independence" tattooed on his dick so that it's unreadable until he's at attention.

I hear you missed something.

/Welcome Aboard?


We hold this dick to be self-evident...
 
2012-09-10 10:40:44 AM  
Everyone sing!

Sit on my lap and tell me that you'll vote for me...
 
2012-09-10 10:42:01 AM  

GAT_00: I May Be Crazy But...: NuttierThanEver: Some little known facts about Joe Farking Biden

Joe Biden has a t-shirt that says "If you can read this the Kenyan fell off" on the back
Joe Biden has the Delaware state motto "Liberty and Independence" tattooed on his dick so that it's unreadable until he's at attention.

I hear you missed something.

/Welcome Aboard?

We hold this dick to be self-evident...


Don't tell me you're about to claim that all men are created equal.
 
2012-09-10 10:46:33 AM  

I May Be Crazy But...: GAT_00: I May Be Crazy But...: NuttierThanEver: Some little known facts about Joe Farking Biden

Joe Biden has a t-shirt that says "If you can read this the Kenyan fell off" on the back
Joe Biden has the Delaware state motto "Liberty and Independence" tattooed on his dick so that it's unreadable until he's at attention.

I hear you missed something.

/Welcome Aboard?

We hold this dick to be self-evident...

Don't tell me you're about to claim that all men are created equal.


Penises are people my friend.
 
2012-09-10 10:46:36 AM  

I May Be Crazy But...: GAT_00: I May Be Crazy But...: NuttierThanEver: Some little known facts about Joe Farking Biden

Joe Biden has a t-shirt that says "If you can read this the Kenyan fell off" on the back
Joe Biden has the Delaware state motto "Liberty and Independence" tattooed on his dick so that it's unreadable until he's at attention.

I hear you missed something.

/Welcome Aboard?

We hold this dick to be self-evident...

Don't tell me you're about to claim that all men are created equal.


If that were the interpretation of the constitution / DOI, it would have been white men to be ruled to be 3/5ths of a person. Each black man would be counted as two individuals.
 
2012-09-10 10:48:06 AM  
For the record, this is an awesome picture.
 
2012-09-10 10:59:05 AM  

coco ebert: Hahahaha- look at the glances the guys are giving each other. I can't tell if it's a "Imma bout to whup this guy's ass" or "Oh, there goes Tammy giving lap dances again".


I think that look is "Oh man if only Jax and Clay were here, I don't care HOW many Secret Service agents he's got, it'd be ON like Donkey Kong"
 
2012-09-10 11:07:09 AM  
My favorite alternative explanation for that picture is that Joe Biden has his Secret Service detail dress up like bikers to draw in road tail.
 
2012-09-10 11:16:34 AM  

Mrs.Sharpier: [i96.photobucket.com image 478x269]

"You smell like pine needles"



The male bikers look a little jealous.  NTTIAWWT
 
2012-09-10 11:19:51 AM  
The pic in TFA is priceless.

Dayum, Joe, you're always good for a laugh.
 
2012-09-10 11:21:22 AM  
Before or after?

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-10 11:29:11 AM  
It looks like the female biker is there willingly. Can we please stop with this non-story already?
 
2012-09-10 11:30:21 AM  

mrshowrules: Before or after?

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 604x453]


"He told me his old lady was a squirter and damned if I didn't believe him. Boy was I wrong!"
 
2012-09-10 11:31:56 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: It looks like the female biker is there willingly. Can we please stop with this non-story already?


Corn flakes a little "uriney" this morning or something?
 
2012-09-10 11:33:01 AM  

Diogenes: The My Little Pony Killer: It looks like the female biker is there willingly. Can we please stop with this non-story already?

Corn flakes a little "uriney" this morning or something?


New to Fark?
 
2012-09-10 11:33:44 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: It looks like the female biker is there willingly. Can we please stop with this non-story already?


Someone sounds concerned. How do you live without Penn State outrage threads?
 
2012-09-10 11:40:36 AM  

mrshowrules: Before or after?

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 604x453]


Does it say "troll" on that guy's vest?
 
2012-09-10 11:41:42 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Diogenes: The My Little Pony Killer: It looks like the female biker is there willingly. Can we please stop with this non-story already?

Corn flakes a little "uriney" this morning or something?

New to Fark?


Poe's Law? ;-)
 
2012-09-10 11:42:00 AM  

mrshowrules: Before or after?

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 604x453]


Check the right biker's name tag.
 
2012-09-10 11:42:14 AM  

unlikely: It's funny because you're implying a democrat has enough spine to do dangerous things.


No, it'd funny because he's making a play on the chorus of a song from 1972
 
2012-09-10 11:42:25 AM  
"Don't worry about these guys. Ol' Joe's pulled out of tighter spots than this."
 
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