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(Big 1059)   Kentucky hardware store selling "Obama punching bags". This should end well   (big1059.com) divider line 112
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2012-09-10 09:18:33 AM
Actually, that feels about right...
 
2012-09-10 09:26:56 AM
Repressed Redneck punches the bag furiously in an attempt at a cathartic release. "Damn you Obama! Damn your socialism.. Damn your ridiculous negro lips. Those beautiful, bold, negro lips. That wonderful pretty smile of yours. I mean, damn your economic policies!" the redneck says as his movements become labored and his stamina decreases. "Why do you have to be so hot?! I mean, communist!" the rube murmurs as his energy to resist gives way, ceasing his violent strikes to be replaced with a slow embrace of the punching bag.
 
2012-09-10 09:32:19 AM
And "Hardware" should really be "dollar" for cosmic rghtness
 
2012-09-10 09:39:32 AM
If one drove through western Kentucky, I'm sure they would find worse hanging from the damn trees.
 
2012-09-10 09:42:02 AM

Cythraul: Repressed Redneck punches the bag furiously in an attempt at a cathartic release. "Damn you Obama! Damn your socialism.. Damn your ridiculous negro lips. Those beautiful, bold, negro lips. That wonderful pretty smile of yours. I mean, damn your economic policies!" the redneck says as his movements become labored and his stamina decreases. "Why do you have to be so hot?! I mean, communist!" the rube murmurs as his energy to resist gives way, ceasing his violent strikes to be replaced with a slow embrace of the punching bag.


go on. . .
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-09-10 09:43:44 AM
Bad free publicity is still free publicity. For everyone that shouts "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE." There are going to be 3 or 4 saying "I have GOT to get me one of them there thangs"
 
2012-09-10 09:48:35 AM
I bought one of these the night before the inauguration:

inaugoblog.files.wordpress.com

I'm surprised it isn't more popular among the herpaderpers.
 
2012-09-10 10:09:54 AM
It's probably a testament of how pathetic this moron is that the SS didn't even bother taking him out.
 
2012-09-10 10:36:11 AM
They're made in China, aren't they?
 
2012-09-10 10:39:47 AM
www.glitterbuglights.com
 
2012-09-10 11:10:38 AM
Kentucky?

Drew, is that you?
 
2012-09-10 11:12:50 AM
They sold the same thing with bush and kerry on it.

this is profoundly nothing
 
2012-09-10 11:13:23 AM
who cares
 
2012-09-10 11:14:15 AM
"That wouldn't be funny if it was George W. Bush and it's not funny when it's Barrack Obama," Angle said.

Pull the other one. If there had been a Dubya-bag for sale back in the day, you'd have bought three.
 
2012-09-10 11:14:32 AM
t1.gstatic.com

Quick, guys, get the Secret Service to throw this kid into Guantanamo for 35 years.
 
2012-09-10 11:14:58 AM
They are on the shelf next to the Queer punching bags cause you know they are all about tolerance.
 
2012-09-10 11:15:15 AM
i'm_ok_with_this.jpg
 
2012-09-10 11:16:16 AM

Cythraul: Repressed Redneck punches the bag furiously in an attempt at a cathartic release. "Damn you Obama! Damn your socialism.. Damn your ridiculous negro lips. Those beautiful, bold, negro lips. That wonderful pretty smile of yours. I mean, damn your economic policies!" the redneck says as his movements become labored and his stamina decreases. "Why do you have to be so hot?! I mean, communist!" the rube murmurs as his energy to resist gives way, ceasing his violent strikes to be replaced with a slow embrace of the punching bag.


You vicious brute!!!
 
2012-09-10 11:16:51 AM
Harmless fun and a little lightening of the political mood in this country. This could be dangerous. I'm going to market a Mitt Romney doll that you throw money at.
 
2012-09-10 11:16:56 AM
well of course it shouldn't be banned, you know because of free speech. ....but its ALSO ok to call the guy a giant attention whore douche (also free speech)
 
2012-09-10 11:17:00 AM

The Third Man: Quick, guys, get the Secret Service to throw this kid into Guantanamo for 35 years.


And for God's sakes, get young Mr Brannigan a set of pants.
 
2012-09-10 11:17:07 AM

Son of Thunder: "That wouldn't be funny if it was George W. Bush and it's not funny when it's Barrack Obama," Angle said.

Pull the other one. If there had been a Dubya-bag for sale back in the day, you'd have bought three.


Oh wait. Here we go: http://www.entertainmentearth.com/item_archive/items/George_W_Bush_5F o ot_Bop_Bag.asp

Were your panties in a bunch over these, Angle?  I don't recall hearing anything from you.
 
2012-09-10 11:17:07 AM

Sybarite: [www.glitterbuglights.com image 640x480]


Huh. I think I'm more offended by the picture of palin on the packaging.
 
2012-09-10 11:17:17 AM
You mean he's not already a punching bag?
 
2012-09-10 11:17:35 AM

vudukungfu: Cythraul: Repressed Redneck punches the bag furiously in an attempt at a cathartic release. "Damn you Obama! Damn your socialism.. Damn your ridiculous negro lips. Those beautiful, bold, negro lips. That wonderful pretty smile of yours. I mean, damn your economic policies!" the redneck says as his movements become labored and his stamina decreases. "Why do you have to be so hot?! I mean, communist!" the rube murmurs as his energy to resist gives way, ceasing his violent strikes to be replaced with a slow embrace of the punching bag.

go on. . .


"Hey, Lem! See yore buyin' another one o' them Obama punchin' bags. Dint you buy one just yestiddy?"

"Ayep. It done popped."

"From you punchin' it so much?"

"Uhhh... yeah. Yeah, that's what happened."
 
2012-09-10 11:19:01 AM

Cythraul: Repressed Redneck punches the bag furiously in an attempt at a cathartic release. "Damn you Obama! Damn your socialism.. Damn your ridiculous negro lips. Those beautiful, bold, negro lips. That wonderful pretty smile of yours. I mean, damn your economic policies!" the redneck says as his movements become labored and his stamina decreases. "Why do you have to be so hot?! I mean, communist!" the rube murmurs as his energy to resist gives way, ceasing his violent strikes to be replaced with a slow embrace of the punching bag.


Two thumbs up, would lol again
 
2012-09-10 11:19:11 AM
 
2012-09-10 11:19:26 AM

nicoffeine: You mean he's not already a punching bag?


+1
 
2012-09-10 11:19:27 AM
This is exactly something that someone who isn't funny would find funny.

/that includes the Bush ones too.
 
2012-09-10 11:19:42 AM
Reminds me of the local independent hardware story here in Austin. huge ron paul banners and black-helicopters stuff about arms control, the UN, etc.

Rare to see that much distilled crazy in action.
 
2012-09-10 11:20:19 AM

SilentStrider: Kentucky?

Drew, is that you?


It's not Drew's, it's Bop.
 
2012-09-10 11:20:40 AM
bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com

tvnewslies.org 

The one in the article isn't even the first one for Obama.
thebsreport.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-10 11:20:44 AM
What? No Sarah Palin RealDoll?
 
2012-09-10 11:20:44 AM

Cythraul: Repressed Redneck punches the bag furiously in an attempt at a cathartic release. "Damn you Obama! Damn your socialism.. Damn your ridiculous negro lips. Those beautiful, bold, negro lips. That wonderful pretty smile of yours. I mean, damn your economic policies!" the redneck says as his movements become labored and his stamina decreases. "Why do you have to be so hot?! I mean, communist!" the rube murmurs as his energy to resist gives way, ceasing his violent strikes to be replaced with a slow embrace of the punching bag.


i'm gettin a halfie
 
2012-09-10 11:21:09 AM
This is America. This kind of think shouldn't even bump the needles on the "meh" scale. This kind of Spencer's Gifts junk -- punching bags, dart boards, toilet paper with the sitting president's face, etc. -- is no big deal at all and a good butthurt detector when people DO get upset. It's "disrespectful to the office" but we should be happy we live in a place where that kind of disrespect gets nothing but some negative press and online whining, not the maker of the item chained up in a basement getting a car battery hooked up to his testicles.
 
2012-09-10 11:21:49 AM

bwilson27: Cythraul: Repressed Redneck punches the bag furiously in an attempt at a cathartic release. "Damn you Obama! Damn your socialism.. Damn your ridiculous negro lips. Those beautiful, bold, negro lips. That wonderful pretty smile of yours. I mean, damn your economic policies!" the redneck says as his movements become labored and his stamina decreases. "Why do you have to be so hot?! I mean, communist!" the rube murmurs as his energy to resist gives way, ceasing his violent strikes to be replaced with a slow embrace of the punching bag.

You vicious brute!!!


"I'm parked by the commissary..."
 
2012-09-10 11:22:57 AM
...Why is this in the news again?
 
2012-09-10 11:23:27 AM
IRS audit in 3 . . .2 . . .1!
 
2012-09-10 11:23:42 AM

Biness: They sold the same thing with bush and kerry on it. this is profoundly nothing

 
2012-09-10 11:25:13 AM
Non-story. Christ, they sell these things in Spencers Gift stores at any mall you care to visit.
 
2012-09-10 11:27:46 AM

keiverarrow: Actually, that feels about right...


I'll take 10, thank you. Will make wonderful party gifts Nov. 6th around midnight.
 
2012-09-10 11:31:26 AM

I_Am_Weasel: They're made in China, aren't they?


Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Bop Obama.
Caution: Bop Obama may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Bop Obama contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Bop Obama on concrete.
Discontinue use of Bop Obama if any of the following occurs:

itching
vertigo
dizziness
tingling in extremities
loss of balance or coordination
slurred speech
temporary blindness
profuse sweating
heart palpitations

If Bop Obama begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Bop Obama may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Bop Obama should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Bop Obama, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Bop Obama include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Bop Obama has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Bop Obama.
Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.
 
2012-09-10 11:31:49 AM

DjangoStonereaver: What? No Sarah Palin RealDoll?


That lost a lot of appeal once everyone heard her voice.
/don'tcha know
 
2012-09-10 11:31:53 AM

Land Ark: [bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com image 620x553]

[tvnewslies.org image 509x382] 

The one in the article isn't even the first one for Obama.
[thebsreport.files.wordpress.com image 300x400]


For anyone who hasn't realized it from the pictures in the thread, they make these for all the presidents. I remember seeing one with Reagan on it in a store in Chicago back in the 80s. The same place had one with Bush senior a couple years later.
 
2012-09-10 11:32:41 AM

ga362: IRS audit in 3 . . .2 . . .1!


Your papers zay are out of order.
 
2012-09-10 11:33:01 AM
Bah, I left the last line in. I blame temporary blindness and vertigo.
 
2012-09-10 11:34:48 AM
Since this is Kentucky, it's either going to be this or punching his wife.

/and by wife, I mean cousin
 
2012-09-10 11:35:16 AM

Snarfangel: I_Am_Weasel: They're made in China, aren't they?

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Bop Obama.
Caution: Bop Obama may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Bop Obama contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Bop Obama on concrete.
Discontinue use of Bop Obama if any of the following occurs:

itching
vertigo
dizziness
tingling in extremities
loss of balance or coordination
slurred speech
temporary blindness
profuse sweating
heart palpitations

If Bop Obama begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Bop Obama may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Bop Obama should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Bop Obama, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Bop Obama include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Bop Obama has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Bop Obama.
Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.


And if your erection lasts more than four hours, consult your doctor.
 
2012-09-10 11:37:32 AM
This is a complete non-issue. Now if they made an Obama doll that was designed to be dragged behind a truck, I can see people being upset.
 
2012-09-10 11:37:51 AM

DjangoStonereaver: What? No Sarah Palin RealDoll?


Say it ain't so, Joe
 
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