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(Pro Wrestling Torch)   Will Vickie Guerrero slap Skipper around some more? Has Jerry Lawler's anus stopped bleeding enough for him to return to announcing? Is Vince going to reenact the Montreal Screwjob since Bret Hart is scheduled? It's WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA   (pwtorch.com) divider line 1370
    More: Interesting, Vickie Guerrero, Bret Hart, Jerry Lawler, Montreal, Montreal Screwjob, Wade Keller, Alberto Del Rio, Bully Ray  
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2012-09-10 08:35:45 AM  
wow a bit early for the green huh? I missed last week cause of work and will probably miss this week cause of work so have fun guys
 
2012-09-10 08:46:54 AM  
"Why did you wake me at this ungodly hour Monsoon?"

"Well Brain, they greenlighted the thread early today."

"I wasn't even up this early for dollar-days at the Strip Club."

"Is the 8AM Shift considered the "A" shift?"

"Uh no, it isn't but you take what you can get."
 
2012-09-10 08:51:24 AM  
Word on the street is that Ziggles new shirt (coming out soon) will sell better than he does.
 
2012-09-10 09:59:10 AM  
Reenact the Screwjob? Nah. They're going to reenact the final ride of the Blue Blazer
 
2012-09-10 10:11:19 AM  

bhcompy: Reenact the Screwjob? Nah. They're going to reenact the final ride of the Blue Blazer


Too
i282.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-10 10:42:28 AM  
Might as well get in before the inevitable temporary red light.
 
2012-09-10 10:58:35 AM  
I've only watched the tiniest bits and pieces over the last few weeks. Don't miss the wrestling at all.

That said, I read every post in this thread :)
 
2012-09-10 10:58:45 AM  
Wow...talk about early morning rasslin.

I'm glad Punk and Heyman get to work together. The potential pipe bombs will be fun. We need some stable shenanigans on Raw.

I didn't watch SD, but saw the clip of Wade Barrett's return...it couldn't have gone more "meh".

It didn't help that he had his 35th new theme, and it confused fans when he came out. Makes you wonder what they're really thinking over in Stamford.
 
2012-09-10 11:04:18 AM  
I agree, the Punk/Heyman angle is great. I'm anxious to see where they take it.
 
2012-09-10 11:15:59 AM  

FinFangFark: I didn't watch SD, but saw the clip of Wade Barrett's return...it couldn't have gone more "meh".

It didn't help that he had his 35th new theme, and it confused fans when he came out. Makes you wonder what they're really thinking over in Stamford.


This makes me sad. I was looking forward for the return of Wrr Brrt since he was taken out right before a push by the Stupidest Booking Decision Ever(© WWE). Now he's starting over at less than before.
 
2012-09-10 11:43:27 AM  
I'm hoping they change the mix up after the next ppv.
Getting way tired of seeing the same 4 guys go after the title.

Thinking punk should loose and Cena has a very short run. Then have anyone else be champ for about 3 months (Barrett, maybe)

Same thing holds true for Shamus. ADR wins and then looses in about 12 seconds as Ziggs cashes in.

Miz and Rhodes need to get into a heated feud over the IC title with one of them dropping it and moving eventually into the wc picture.

These people should absolutely not have a title until next year (Punk,Cena, ADR, Shamus, Orton, Cane, DBD, Show) I am sure their are others that have been overexposed....

Damn, I tend to ramble when work is slow.
 
2012-09-10 12:10:21 PM  
a greenlight already? this thread is going to get buried deeper than zack ryder at the bottom of the sports tab.
 
2012-09-10 12:32:51 PM  
If you read yesterday's TNA thread, we had one lovely person bragging about how every time a Wrestling thread went green early, he would be sure to report it to the mods so we didn't have all day for our little wankfests when real sports didn't get them.

So, today, WWE and MNF threads go live before 10 AM eastern.

I'm sure there will be whining from this real winner at life because the RAW thread went live an hour before the MNF thread, though.


bhcompy: Reenact the Screwjob? Nah. They're going to reenact the final ride of the Blue Blazer


I thought that's what Vince was doing with the entire WWE.
 
2012-09-10 02:07:43 PM  
heh, this thread going green so early is bound to attract the "OMG ALL-DAY RASSLIN THREAD" troll from last night.
 
2012-09-10 02:24:13 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: heh, this thread going green so early is bound to attract the "OMG ALL-DAY RASSLIN THREAD" troll from last night.


It does make you wonder if Standards and Practices let both RAW and MNF threads go green really early as a reaction to that self-congratulatory load of derp.

Anyway....

Glenn Jacobs says he's not at all like his sadistic Kane character in real life.

"Kane is everything I'm not," he says of the man behind the mask. "But also, I think that what has always drawn people to Kane is that he has an emotional depth. The presentation is awesome, he's a great character. All the things he says, people always see that there's something behind that and that's what they relate to. I'm pretty much the opposite. I'm not Kane for sure."


I'd like to see more Glenn Jacobs in Kane. Kane needs to wear a Ron Paul T-Shirt, maybe talk about the gold standard and fiat currency, maybe debate Mick Foley, like Bradshaw did in 2004.
 
2012-09-10 02:34:03 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: heh, this thread going green so early is bound to attract the "OMG ALL-DAY RASSLIN THREAD" troll from last night.


Well, at least we can make good use to the Ric Flair "Welcome to Fark" picture.
 
2012-09-10 02:35:18 PM  

Fisty Bum: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: heh, this thread going green so early is bound to attract the "OMG ALL-DAY RASSLIN THREAD" troll from last night.

Well, at least we can make good use to the Ric Flair "Welcome to Fark" picture.


There is never a bad time to use the Ric Flair picture. :D


/WWWOOOOOOOOO
 
2012-09-10 02:49:37 PM  
From the sheets

This could get really good, especially if they let Heyman fill the stable with top guys who can play good heels AND are over with fans.

Possible roster (imo):
Punk
Orton
Ziggler
Bryan
Lesnar (surprise entrance)


Then, if Creative doesn't blow it, they can get someone (HHH?) to manage a face stable, to include:
Cena
Sheamus
Kofi
Rey
Batista (surprise entrance)
 
2012-09-10 02:54:40 PM  
Can't wait for Punk to attack Bret and put him in a Sharpshooter in this week's episode of BOO HIM YOU FARKING NERDS.
 
2012-09-10 03:02:18 PM  
Revive Dr. Issac Yankem!
 
2012-09-10 03:11:44 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: If you read yesterday's TNA thread, we had one lovely person bragging about how every time a Wrestling thread went green early, he would be sure to report it to the mods so we didn't have all day for our little wankfests when real sports didn't get them.

So, today, WWE and MNF threads go live before 10 AM eastern.

I'm sure there will be whining from this real winner at life because the RAW thread went live an hour before the MNF thread, though.


I was reading the thread yesterday and that confused me. It's like the thread was actively taunting him or something O_o it was weird, yo

robsul82: Can't wait for Punk to attack Bret and put him in a Sharpshooter in this week's episode of BOO HIM YOU FARKING NERDS.


NOOO BRET IS THE BEST D: HE'S GONNA WIN YOU BULLY D: D: D:

whoops I became 11 there for a second
 
2012-09-10 03:22:28 PM  
It's Pat Patterson Appreciation Night. What's the over/under on a makeout session with Brooklyn Brawler?
 
2012-09-10 03:23:39 PM  

phed: It's Pat Patterson Appreciation Night. What's the over/under on a makeout session with Brooklyn Brawler?


If there was one time when you DON'T want the Brawler to job, this is it.
 
2012-09-10 03:28:56 PM  
I wonder how the show will hold up against the double dose of MNF. I plan on being in both threads so look for my mistake posts to overlap.

As for tonight, I was very proud of WWE not to end with "Punk attacked Jerry all along". I'm hoping tonight they have Punk act heelish like he has been but not do the blatent "He punches a puppy" heel so that Cena can save everyone. If Canada acts like Canada and he doesn't mock Bret, I really want to see what kind of crowd Boston is.

The Boston crowd alone would get me interested in the ME: A) Will they cheer hometown Cena or B) Lulz? They didn't cheer him last time in town, but with a more heel Punk it adds some fun.

/all interest invalid if they do something stupid
//Ziggler sells
 
2012-09-10 03:29:28 PM  
So Devon left TNA, but Bully Ray signs a 2 year contract.

You that sound Devon? That's the sound of Vince killing a set of box squats, and losing interest in resigning you.
 
2012-09-10 03:35:54 PM  

FinFangFark: So Devon left TNA, but Bully Ray signs a 2 year contract.

You that sound Devon? That's the sound of Vince killing a set of box squats, and losing interest in resigning you.


C-O-NPIRACY theory: with Bubba on hold for theoretically two years, D-Von could say he won't go to WWE until Bubba comes with. Perhaps. Maybe. LOOK IT MAKES SENSE TO ME DANG IT
 
2012-09-10 03:44:29 PM  

Tenor Reaper: FinFangFark: So Devon left TNA, but Bully Ray signs a 2 year contract.

You that sound Devon? That's the sound of Vince killing a set of box squats, and losing interest in resigning you.

C-O-NPIRACY theory: with Bubba on hold for theoretically two years, D-Von could say he won't go to WWE until Bubba comes with. Perhaps. Maybe. LOOK IT MAKES SENSE TO ME DANG IT


except Vince could care less about a tag team. Remember Vince takes massive creatine loaded dumps on the tag team division.
 
2012-09-10 03:48:09 PM  

FinFangFark: Tenor Reaper: FinFangFark: So Devon left TNA, but Bully Ray signs a 2 year contract.

You that sound Devon? That's the sound of Vince killing a set of box squats, and losing interest in resigning you.

C-O-NPIRACY theory: with Bubba on hold for theoretically two years, D-Von could say he won't go to WWE until Bubba comes with. Perhaps. Maybe. LOOK IT MAKES SENSE TO ME DANG IT

except Vince could care less about a tag team. Remember Vince takes massive creatine loaded dumps on the tag team division.


There were flashes of promise, then it was all about the gagne and blah blah cena saves the day wheeeeeee. I kind of like Prime Time Playas for that, they've got a cohesive look (and sparkly pink like pretty princesses) and they seem to be having fun.
 
2012-09-10 04:35:38 PM  
Montreal crowd? I'm in!!! Boo the hell out of Cena Canada!!!!
 
2012-09-10 04:47:31 PM  

eagles95: Montreal crowd? I'm in!!! Boo the hell out of Cena Canada!!!!


I am still forever proud of my hometown for throwing Cena's shirt back at him not once but TWICE.

/I was there
//It was hilarious
 
2012-09-10 04:50:25 PM  

Tenor Reaper: eagles95: Montreal crowd? I'm in!!! Boo the hell out of Cena Canada!!!!

I am still forever proud of my hometown for throwing Cena's shirt back at him not once but TWICE.

/I was there
//It was hilarious


I'm stuck in Green Bay:( But have been to shows in Philly, Milwaukee (before they went soft) and Chicago
 
2012-09-10 04:56:25 PM  

eagles95: Tenor Reaper: eagles95: Montreal crowd? I'm in!!! Boo the hell out of Cena Canada!!!!

I am still forever proud of my hometown for throwing Cena's shirt back at him not once but TWICE.

/I was there
//It was hilarious

I'm stuck in Green Bay:( But have been to shows in Philly, Milwaukee (before they went soft) and Chicago


They came to Edmonton twice in successive years since I've returned to watching wrasslin' weekly (Oct 2010 and August 2011) but they aren't coming this way for the rest of the year. :(

Though I'll use the time to create a better sign

/Used "The fairest of them all" for a Dashing Cody Rhodes Sign, "Magic Miz-zle" in August, as that was the time everyone was throwing Miz into Cole XD
 
2012-09-10 04:59:11 PM  
Boston and Providence are not great wrestling towns.
 
2012-09-10 05:04:33 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: heh, this thread going green so early is bound to attract the "OMG ALL-DAY RASSLIN THREAD" troll from last night.

It does make you wonder if Standards and Practices let both RAW and MNF threads go green really early as a reaction to that self-congratulatory load of derp.

Anyway....

Glenn Jacobs says he's not at all like his sadistic Kane character in real life.

"Kane is everything I'm not," he says of the man behind the mask. "But also, I think that what has always drawn people to Kane is that he has an emotional depth. The presentation is awesome, he's a great character. All the things he says, people always see that there's something behind that and that's what they relate to. I'm pretty much the opposite. I'm not Kane for sure."

I'd like to see more Glenn Jacobs in Kane. Kane needs to wear a Ron Paul T-Shirt, maybe talk about the gold standard and fiat currency, maybe debate Mick Foley, like Bradshaw did in 2004.


I seem to have had the comment of the night on 411's thread about that
 
2012-09-10 05:14:58 PM  

Tenor Reaper: eagles95: Montreal crowd? I'm in!!! Boo the hell out of Cena Canada!!!!

I am still forever proud of my hometown for throwing Cena's shirt back at him not once but TWICE.

/I was there
//It was hilarious


I've always said, when it comes to sports, Canadian fans are not to be messed with. :D
 
2012-09-10 06:25:17 PM  
Stuck at work until 8pm, and my main TV went kaput over the weekend. The new 55" doesn't get delivered until Wednesday.

No streaming for me tonight, hopefully trying catch it at 9pm on the bedroom TV.

I'll be thinking of all of you :)
 
2012-09-10 06:45:55 PM  
Any dirt sheet news on tonight besides Hitman?
 
2012-09-10 06:59:17 PM  
WWE's 2013 DVD Schedule is out, and looks pretty good as long as the blurring is gone

WWE TLC: Tables, Ladders & Chairs 2012 - 01/15/13
Best of Raw & SmackDown 2012 - 01/29/13
The Best of Nitro Volume 2 - 02/12/13
Royal Rumble 2012 - 02/26/13
Bret Hart Unreleased Matches - 03/05/13
Elimination Chamber 2012 - 03/19/13
Mick Foley Biography - 04/16/13
The Best of In Your House - 04/30/13
WrestleMania 29 - 05/14/13
Top 25 Rivalries - 05/28/13
Extreme Rules 2013 - 06/18/13
Goldberg - 06/25/13
TBD PPV - 07/16/13
ECW Unreleased Vol. 2 - 07/30/13
Money In The Bank 2013 - 08/13/13
Best of MSG - 08/27/13
Best of War Games - 09/10/13
SummerSlam 2013 - 09/17/13
Top 20 Divas Countdown - 09/24/13
Triple H Biography - 10/08/13
Night of Champions 2013 - 10/15/13
Money In The Bank Anthology - 10/29/13
Over the Limit 2013 - 11/05/13
History of WWE - 11/19/13
Hell in a Cell 2013 - 11/26/13
Raw 20th Anniversary Box Set - 12/03/13
Survivor Series 2013 - 12/24/13
Best WWE PPV's - 12/31/13
 
2012-09-10 07:10:07 PM  
So, I saw this poster nailed to a pole outside a local Chinese restaurant in my town. I could go see Captain Kneepads and Dusty. Im thinking about going down there Friday and seeing what is happening. Im going to try and see if I recognie any other names on the card.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-10 07:19:42 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: So, I saw this poster nailed to a pole outside a local Chinese restaurant in my town. I could go see Captain Kneepads and Dusty. Im thinking about going down there Friday and seeing what is happening. Im going to try and see if I recognie any other names on the card.

[i.imgur.com image 384x512]


Based on some of the match listings, it looks pretty good. If it's affordable, it might be a fun ticket.
 
2012-09-10 07:20:29 PM  
Holy buried thread, Batman
 
2012-09-10 07:24:19 PM  

tbaughm: Holy buried thread, Batman


Yes, the all day green surely contributed soooooooooooooooooooooo many posts for both RAW and MNF.

iambrony.steeph.tp-radio.de
 
2012-09-10 07:25:28 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: tbaughm: Holy buried thread, Batman

Yes, the all day green surely contributed soooooooooooooooooooooo many posts for both RAW and MNF.

[iambrony.steeph.tp-radio.de image 850x604]


This thread is nearly reaching Jack Swagger levels of buried
 
2012-09-10 07:29:37 PM  

TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: So, I saw this poster nailed to a pole outside a local Chinese restaurant in my town. I could go see Captain Kneepads and Dusty. Im thinking about going down there Friday and seeing what is happening. Im going to try and see if I recognie any other names on the card.

[i.imgur.com image 384x512]

Based on some of the match listings, it looks pretty good. If it's affordable, it might be a fun ticket.


Looks like $35 front row, $25 rows 2-3 and $20 for Gen Admission.Where did you see the match listings? Perhaps Im missing them on the site.
 
2012-09-10 07:30:00 PM  
Tonight is Pat Patterson appreciation night. With the Funkasaurus in lockdown, does that mean Pat will get to dance with the boys in the ring?
 
2012-09-10 07:32:05 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: So, I saw this poster nailed to a pole outside a local Chinese restaurant in my town. I could go see Captain Kneepads and Dusty. Im thinking about going down there Friday and seeing what is happening. Im going to try and see if I recognie any other names on the card.

[i.imgur.com image 384x512]

Based on some of the match listings, it looks pretty good. If it's affordable, it might be a fun ticket.

Looks like $35 front row, $25 rows 2-3 and $20 for Gen Admission.Where did you see the match listings? Perhaps Im missing them on the site.


Poor wording on my part, I meant if you read about the NXT tapings and what happens on those listings.
 
2012-09-10 07:33:35 PM  
"And why aren't we in Canada tonight Brain?"

"You know why Gorilla..."

"Our audience might want to know, Brain."

"... Let's just say there was more than one Montreal Screwjob."

"See you next week folks!"

"Listen! She didn't LOOK 17,"

"Take care!"

"HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT WAS THE MAYOR'S DAUGHTER?"
 
2012-09-10 07:34:13 PM  
Then there is this, I think Orton needs a caption

i.imgur.com

All credit to wwe.com of course.
 
2012-09-10 07:35:39 PM  

TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: Igor Jakovsky: So, I saw this poster nailed to a pole outside a local Chinese restaurant in my town. I could go see Captain Kneepads and Dusty. Im thinking about going down there Friday and seeing what is happening. Im going to try and see if I recognie any other names on the card.

[i.imgur.com image 384x512]

Based on some of the match listings, it looks pretty good. If it's affordable, it might be a fun ticket.

Looks like $35 front row, $25 rows 2-3 and $20 for Gen Admission.Where did you see the match listings? Perhaps Im missing them on the site.

Poor wording on my part, I meant if you read about the NXT tapings and what happens on those listings.


no problem...If I go check it out, Ill post some pics in the following Raw thread.
 
2012-09-10 07:35:41 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Then there is this, I think Orton needs a caption

[i.imgur.com image 492x322]

All credit to wwe.com of course.


Wow, that looks like it was done on 5 on a Friday. SOMEONE had too much fun with filters.
 
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