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(Talking Points Memo)   "Romney, what is finer things in life?" "To crush the black guy, see him driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their middle class"   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 39
    More: Strange, Mitt Romney, Democratic National Convention, middle class, cultural war, Punditry  
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2012-09-10 07:30:00 AM  
Wait, Romney is a culture warrior? What culture is he fighting for?
 
2012-09-10 08:10:41 AM  

somedude210: Wait, Romney is a culture warrior? What culture is he fighting for?


The Culture is a symbiotic society of artificial intelligences (AIs) (Minds and drones), humanoids and other alien species
 
2012-09-10 08:16:02 AM  

DammitIForgotMyLogin: somedude210: Wait, Romney is a culture warrior? What culture is he fighting for?

The Culture is a symbiotic society of artificial intelligences (AIs) (Minds and drones), humanoids and other alien species


Wait, the Borg?
 
2012-09-10 08:16:24 AM  

somedude210: Wait, Romney is a culture warrior? What culture is he fighting for?


Whatever culture he thinks people who vote for him want. Remember, Mitt Romney has made no effort to hold his own values in this campaign, or to hold any position other than carefully poll-tested ones. He has no real belief in any of his positions and will change as soon as he thinks it is in his interest to do so.

Well, except for the tax cuts. That's probably his own opinion because he's a greedy fark and wants another couple of million a year.
 
2012-09-10 08:19:25 AM  

somedude210: DammitIForgotMyLogin: somedude210: Wait, Romney is a culture warrior? What culture is he fighting for?

The Culture is a symbiotic society of artificial intelligences (AIs) (Minds and drones), humanoids and other alien species

Wait, the Borg?


The opposite really. Imagine if Gods were machines and they kept utopian societies as pets.
 
2012-09-10 08:21:11 AM  

PonceAlyosha: somedude210: DammitIForgotMyLogin: somedude210: Wait, Romney is a culture warrior? What culture is he fighting for?

The Culture is a symbiotic society of artificial intelligences (AIs) (Minds and drones), humanoids and other alien species

Wait, the Borg?

The opposite really. Imagine if Gods were machines and they kept utopian societies as pets.


Did...did you just call Romney a God? *shudder*
 
2012-09-10 08:21:45 AM  
Nobama gonna take god right offen our pennies!
 
2012-09-10 08:23:58 AM  
Gee, why would Romney be getting desperate and flailing around with bullshiat like this? Oh wait, I know, because Nate Silver has him as a 4-1 dog to win the election in November...
 
2012-09-10 08:24:03 AM  
Obama is a Christian.

Romney isn't and Paul Ryan and his budget were both criticized by the church for being immoral.

I'm an atheist so I really don't care, I just like pointing that out to people here in Oklahoma.
 
2012-09-10 08:24:07 AM  

somedude210: PonceAlyosha: somedude210: DammitIForgotMyLogin: somedude210: Wait, Romney is a culture warrior? What culture is he fighting for?

The Culture is a symbiotic society of artificial intelligences (AIs) (Minds and drones), humanoids and other alien species

Wait, the Borg?

The opposite really. Imagine if Gods were machines and they kept utopian societies as pets.

Did...did you just call Romney a God? *shudder*


Romney's not a Culturenik, they're uber-liberal. Like, they are the singularity of liberalness. They're so liberal fight for the rights of characters in simulations.
 
2012-09-10 08:27:19 AM  
I think someone forgot to tell Romney that this is the General Election, not the Primaries. He needs to turn that Etch-a-Sketch around and give it a good shake.
 
2012-09-10 08:30:02 AM  
I really wish someone at the DNC had said they didn't put God in their platform because they don't take the Lord's name in vain, and then go on to accuse the RNC of not being true Christians. Oh, the shiat that would have flown.
 
2012-09-10 08:31:21 AM  
"I will not take God off our coins." - Mitt Romney

Is he still mad that Invisible Obama told him to go fark himself?
 
2012-09-10 08:31:56 AM  

MindStalker: I think someone forgot to tell Romney that this is the General Election, not the Primaries. He needs to turn that Etch-a-Sketch around and give it a good shake.


Like he doesn't do that 5 times per hour already?
 
2012-09-10 08:33:27 AM  
'By Crom-ney!"
 
2012-09-10 08:42:15 AM  

Zeno-25: I really wish someone at the DNC had said they didn't put God in their platform because they don't take the Lord's name in vain, and then go on to accuse the RNC of not being true Christians. Oh, the shiat that would have flown.


Jib, newsletter, etc.

That would be magnificent. President Trollbama himself could but lean back and give a low whistle in admiration.
 
2012-09-10 08:46:44 AM  
Every time I hear somebody talk about God and what God wants I always think back to this movie scene: Link

Which has me asking the question; if God is an all powerful omnipitant being who is everywhere all the time, what does God need a political platform reference for? Why would God need an "endorsement" from any nation? Kind of like if God is everywhere and all powerful then God is always in school so organized prayer isn't needed. If you think your "God" bows and obeys man-made laws and policy, you have a pretty pathetic "God".

The biggest problem with religion is people fail to understand that if a being is so advanced it ceated the universe, something mankind is just barely starting to understand, that they project petty human emotion on their "God" and it usually isn't the good petty emotions. The Bible says that God made man in his likeness, unfortunately too many people make "God" into their likeness.
 
2012-09-10 08:48:48 AM  

Nem Wan: "I will not take God off our coins." - Mitt Romney

Is he still mad that Invisible Obama told him to go fark himself?


Good one! I LOL'd.
 
2012-09-10 08:54:28 AM  

Smoking GNU: MindStalker: I think someone forgot to tell Romney that this is the General Election, not the Primaries. He needs to turn that Etch-a-Sketch around and give it a good shake.

Like he doesn't do that 5 times per hour already?


Na, he's shaken off his old Mass. Liberal Romney, in order to win the Primaries he's covered himself in Tea-Party pixie dust. He's still a bit stuck in that mindset and hasn't switched to woo the centralist. Though from the looks of it they know they have lost the moderate and are shooting for heavy turnout of their Base.
 
2012-09-10 08:55:48 AM  

somedude210: Wait, Romney is a culture warrior? What culture is he fighting for?


Anglo-Saxon, according to what he said when he went to the UK.
 
2012-09-10 08:57:47 AM  

somedude210: PonceAlyosha: somedude210: DammitIForgotMyLogin: somedude210: Wait, Romney is a culture warrior? What culture is he fighting for?

The Culture is a symbiotic society of artificial intelligences (AIs) (Minds and drones), humanoids and other alien species

Wait, the Borg?

The opposite really. Imagine if Gods were machines and they kept utopian societies as pets.

Did...did you just call Romney a God? *shudder*


Dude seems pretty convinced that he will be one eventually. I think he might be trying to work himself into the appropriate mindset in advance.
 
2012-09-10 09:00:31 AM  

Nem Wan: "I will not take God off our coins." - Mitt Romney

Is he still mad that Invisible Obama told him to go fark himself?



I'm really disappointed in the DNC's response to this. Why couldn't it have been something like this:

"While we are fighting for the middle class, and putting forth proposals and tax breaks for the people who need them, Mister Romney is now spouting off on odd conspiracies and debating about policies issues that don't even exist, as taking the word God off our national coinage has never been considered. While we know that in his heart, he feels he is truly doing the right thing, it is sad to see someone of Mister Romney's standing be taken in by the likes of people who wear tin foil hats and their conspiracy theories of things that don't exist. Please take this into account when asking follow up questions."
 
2012-09-10 09:11:03 AM  
WE GET IT.

HE'S WHITE
 
2012-09-10 09:27:16 AM  
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-10 09:30:17 AM  

TIKIMAN87: WE GET IT.

HE'S WHITE


Embiggening it doesn't magically make it have a valid point. Try "WE GET IT. HE'S A PLUTOCRAT WITH AN ENTITLEMENT COMPLEX" next time.
 
2012-09-10 09:45:39 AM  
www.millionaireplayboy.com

What does God need with a coin?
 
2012-09-10 09:51:11 AM  

TIKIMAN87: WE GET IT.

HE'S WHITE


captionsearch.com

Genuine question: Who ties your shoelaces in the morning?
 
2012-09-10 10:22:28 AM  

Trapper439: Genuine question: Who ties your shoelaces in the morning?


Trick question - he uses velcro. But he gets testy when mom forgets his juice box or gives him the generic Ding Dong instead of the good ones. I'd leave him alone until he has his nap.
 
2012-09-10 10:36:51 AM  

somedude210: Wait, Romney is a culture warrior? What culture is he fighting for?


See Book of Mormon definition of brown\black people
 
2012-09-10 10:56:28 AM  
Boy, wait until all the Baptists find out that Romney believes that we are all gods-in-formation and that Jesus is Satan's brother.
 
2012-09-10 10:59:13 AM  
For a former gay-friendly pro-choicer who worships in what many evangelicals consider a cult, Culture Warrior is a dangerous role to take on.
 
2012-09-10 11:27:39 AM  

Trapper439: TIKIMAN87: WE GET IT.

HE'S WHITE

[captionsearch.com image 640x454]

Genuine question: Who ties your shoelaces in the morning?


On close inspection, these are loafers.
 
2012-09-10 11:46:54 AM  

somedude210:
Did...did you just call Romney a God? *shudder*

Gods have a long history of being petty, petulant pricks that like farking over mere mortals.
Why, take half the Greco-Roman pantheon...or even the Old-Testament Jehovah.
 
2012-09-10 11:49:40 AM  

aagrajag: Zeno-25: I really wish someone at the DNC had said they didn't put God in their platform because they don't take the Lord's name in vain, and then go on to accuse the RNC of not being true Christians. Oh, the shiat that would have flown.

Jib, newsletter, etc.

That would be magnificent. President Trollbama himself could but lean back and give a low whistle in admiration.


Agreed. Another copy of the newsletter for me, please.

/ARITHMETIC!
 
2012-09-10 11:53:19 AM  

indylaw: Boy, wait until all the Baptists find out that Romney believes that we are all gods-in-formation and that Jesus is Satan's brother.


One word. "Kolob".

"You mean Kobol the planet from BSG". No.

"You mean COmmon Business-Oriented Language". No

I mean KOLOB, the Mormon Masterplanet. The greatest of the planets because it is "nearest unto the throne of God." OH!!!!
 
2012-09-10 12:04:12 PM  

TIKIMAN87: WE GET IT.

HE'S WHITE


You used to be farkied in red as "possible racist". Now, you are ignored as "definitely racist".
 
2012-09-10 12:18:55 PM  

TIKIMAN87: WE GET IT.

HE'S WHITE


TIKIMAN87's posts, and those of his compatriots, have become the commentary equivalent of the T-1000's Shapeshifter Swan Song.
 
2012-09-10 12:25:24 PM  

friday13: TIKIMAN87: WE GET IT.

HE'S WHITE

You used to be farkied in red as "possible racist". Now, you are ignored as "definitely racist".


lol the stupidity of the left is amazing.
 
2012-09-10 02:41:36 PM  

TIKIMAN87: friday13: TIKIMAN87: WE GET IT.

HE'S WHITE

You used to be farkied in red as "possible racist". Now, you are ignored as "definitely racist".

lol the stupidity of the left is amazing.


At least we have the common sense to realize that trickle down economics doesn't work, praying to an invisible sky wizard doesn't solve everything and the origin of man came through evolution, not from said invisible sky wizard.

But go on, explain how we're stupid
 
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