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(ESPN)   Pigs in the ground, beer on ice, and rowdy friends are no longer allowed, but Monday Night Football begins its season with a doubleheader of the Bengals vs. the Ravens at 7 PM, followed by the Chargers vs. the Raiders at 10:15 on ESPN   (espn.go.com) divider line 1367
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2012-09-10 08:49:30 PM  
Well we know the only game that matters is Raven's at Eagles next week since a Raven's win means they win the Superbowl.
 
2012-09-10 08:50:44 PM  

Harv72b: becksellent: //I've been abused all day thanks to my wonderful Broncos fan coworker, so nothing you say can hurt me anymore! :P

No matter what happens tonight, the Steelers will be tied with Cleveland for last place. :p

/Love ya! :)


Ooooh. Okay, maybe I'm not quite as dead inside as I thought, 'cause that did sting a bit. :P haha.

/love ya too, ya jagoff :D
 
2012-09-10 08:51:09 PM  
Who's AJ Dalton?
 
2012-09-10 08:51:25 PM  

becksellent: mikaloyd: [i.imgur.com image 240x250]

Yo mika! :)

Harv72b: Only one of us will be disappointed tonight, and it ain't gonna be me. ;)

/At least, regarding football.

Heh. You know I'd disappoint you anytime. ;)

/I'm not even drunk yet


Alcohol is a common cure for that ailment
 
2012-09-10 08:51:25 PM  

Nefarious: Well we know the only game that matters is Raven's at Eagles next week since a Raven's win means they win the Superbowl.


Extreme Pizza-like typing detected.
 
2012-09-10 08:52:25 PM  

davidphogan: Sorry, I had to post them once.


Okay, but don't let it happen again. :P

mikaloyd: Fu{k Harbaugh


x2.

/as in I agree
//and also as in Jim too :P
 
2012-09-10 08:52:39 PM  

Nefarious: Who's AJ Dalton?


obviously A.J. Green and Andy Dalton's love child.

/kid has great dna
 
2012-09-10 08:53:23 PM  
Ravens getting killed on the YAC.
 
2012-09-10 08:53:43 PM  
If Ray Lewis and Michael Vick face off, is that gonna be a real life Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat?
 
2012-09-10 08:54:37 PM  

eddievercetti: If Ray Lewis and Michael Vick face off, is that gonna be a real life Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat?


Depends, does Vick get a pittbull?
 
2012-09-10 08:55:44 PM  
BaLLSY PLAYCALLING
 
2012-09-10 08:56:03 PM  

bionicjoe: Glad to see my fellow Bengal faithful are boasting with confidence tonight!

By my count there are 7 of us on Fark, and we all know the last time the Bengals made repeat playoff trips.


I'm a Bengal fan, but I'm 23 so I only know the Mike Brown years. They haven't won a playoff game or had back to back playoff years in my lifetime :(
 
2012-09-10 08:56:40 PM  

eddievercetti: If Ray Lewis and Michael Vick face off, is that gonna be a real life Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat?


Not even a contest, Vick only killed dogs, Lewis killed a human.
 
2012-09-10 08:56:58 PM  

mikaloyd: Alcohol is a common cure for that ailment


Last night I did some pretty serious damage to a bottle of Captain Morgan.

/last night was not fun
//neither was this morning, for some reason :P
///if the Ravens win, though, I may hit that again.
 
2012-09-10 08:57:04 PM  
FYI, Murray serving for US Open.
I have Raw/Open on the TV with Football on the phone
 
2012-09-10 08:58:15 PM  

becksellent: mikaloyd: Alcohol is a common cure for that ailment

Last night I did some pretty serious damage to a bottle of Captain Morgan.

/last night was not fun
//neither was this morning, for some reason :P
///if the Ravens win, though, I may hit that again.


Sounds like the captain did some damage to you.
 
2012-09-10 08:58:16 PM  

Swoop1809: bionicjoe: Glad to see my fellow Bengal faithful are boasting with confidence tonight!

By my count there are 7 of us on Fark, and we all know the last time the Bengals made repeat playoff trips.

I'm a Bengal fan, but I'm 23 so I only know the Mike Brown years. They haven't won a playoff game or had back to back playoff years in my lifetime :(


Im upper 20's. I guess we had a good year when i was 3.
 
2012-09-10 08:58:20 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Nefarious: Who's AJ Dalton?

obviously A.J. Green and Andy Dalton's love child.

/kid has great dna


Hawt.

/those kids are gonna be a dangerous combination
//well, they pretty much already are, and I can see them continuing to get better
///DO NOT WANT
////except when they're playing other division opponents :P
 
2012-09-10 08:59:14 PM  
Navy Federal think everybody in my division had an account there.
 
2012-09-10 08:59:41 PM  

thecpt: Sounds like the captain did some damage to you.


He made me walk the plank. :P

/think I did about five shots in like a minute and a half...not completely sure though
//at any rate, I'm not in college anymore and my body is well aware of that now, lol
 
2012-09-10 09:00:03 PM  

becksellent: mikaloyd: Alcohol is a common cure for that ailment

Last night I did some pretty serious damage to a bottle of Captain Morgan.

/last night was not fun
//neither was this morning, for some reason :P
///if the Ravens win, though, I may hit that again.


/Salutes the good capn
 
2012-09-10 09:00:11 PM  
Is this the US Open finals thread?
 
2012-09-10 09:00:57 PM  

becksellent: thecpt: Sounds like the captain did some damage to you.

He made me walk the plank. :P

/think I did about five shots in like a minute and a half...not completely sure though
//at any rate, I'm not in college anymore and my body is well aware of that now, lol


I did that a few times in college. Tasted burn-ey
 
2012-09-10 09:01:45 PM  
i68.photobucket.com

anybody post this yet?
 
2012-09-10 09:01:54 PM  

Swoop1809: bionicjoe: Glad to see my fellow Bengal faithful are boasting with confidence tonight!

By my count there are 7 of us on Fark, and we all know the last time the Bengals made repeat playoff trips.

I'm a Bengal fan, but I'm 23 so I only know the Mike Brown years. They haven't won a playoff game or had back to back playoff years in my lifetime :(


I starting watching in 1987. That was the sports equivalent of giving a toddler really great crack for 6 months.
In the 1990's we only got bathtub meth. None of that Breaking Bad stuff either.
 
2012-09-10 09:02:07 PM  
If the Bengals can force a 3 and out they have a chance.

Big gain as I write this. Blah
 
2012-09-10 09:03:07 PM  
Triple championship point for Murray.
 
2012-09-10 09:03:31 PM  
Another crap DPI call.
 
2012-09-10 09:03:37 PM  
LOL, free PI. Thanks replacement refs.
 
2012-09-10 09:03:50 PM  

thecpt: becksellent: thecpt: Sounds like the captain did some damage to you.

He made me walk the plank. :P

/think I did about five shots in like a minute and a half...not completely sure though
//at any rate, I'm not in college anymore and my body is well aware of that now, lol

I did that a few times in college. Tasted burn-ey


Funny thing is, I don't think I ever actually drank like that in college. Probably should have before I got old, lol.

/last night I just didn't care :-/
 
2012-09-10 09:04:09 PM  
frkken grudens little grunts when they was showing the slow mo replay of dat dpi
 
2012-09-10 09:04:14 PM  
Am I the only one who thinks Flacco looks amazing tonight?
 
2012-09-10 09:04:16 PM  
Pass Interference doesn't mean the defender just interfered with the ball only, refs.
 
2012-09-10 09:04:27 PM  

mikaloyd: [i.imgur.com image 240x250]


About f'ing time you got here, dammit


logggur: Is this the US Open finals thread?


Yes. Pip pip cheerio, my good man! That Murray boy just might have it this year, bygod!
 
2012-09-10 09:04:32 PM  
Not a PI. They give the Ravens a touchdown earlier then screw up a PI.
 
2012-09-10 09:04:42 PM  

Sargun: Am I the only one who thinks Flacco looks amazing tonight?


No. :(

/shoot me now
// :P
 
2012-09-10 09:04:55 PM  

Sargun: Am I the only one who thinks Flacco looks amazing tonight?


Flacco's the best in the NFL. Didn't you hear him say that?
 
2012-09-10 09:05:23 PM  
Point, game, set, match, championship. Winner: Murray!

Now back to football.
 
2012-09-10 09:05:45 PM  
I agree, not even brady's professionally done mane can outshine falccos magnificent hair tonight
 
2012-09-10 09:05:53 PM  

Sargun: Am I the only one who thinks Flacco looks amazing tonight?


There's 11 guys in stripes that seemed to be stunned.
 
2012-09-10 09:05:56 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Point, game, set, match, championship. Winner: Murray!

Now back to football.


Nice. 'bout time he won one.
 
2012-09-10 09:06:41 PM  
How about passing it to Smith? Ok
 
2012-09-10 09:06:52 PM  

thecpt: becksellent: thecpt: Sounds like the captain did some damage to you.

He made me walk the plank. :P

/think I did about five shots in like a minute and a half...not completely sure though
//at any rate, I'm not in college anymore and my body is well aware of that now, lol

I did that a few times in college. Tasted burn-ey


I did that once with jaeger. I'm all class, motherfarkers!

And then there was that one time when I was the first one to a party and decided to do a shot every time someone new showed up. I was about 110 pounds back then. Very very bad idea. Don't do this, kids.
 
2012-09-10 09:07:03 PM  
That was an awful idea Mr. Flacco.
 
2012-09-10 09:07:05 PM  
You have to intercept that
 
2012-09-10 09:07:09 PM  
Well... I'll ignore that throw from Flacco.
 
2012-09-10 09:07:35 PM  
It is highly disturbing to see Flacco playing this well, I can only hope it is an anomaly
 
2012-09-10 09:07:36 PM  

Sargun: Am I the only one who thinks Flacco looks amazing tonight?


Only because he dumped the person holding him down.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-10 09:07:37 PM  
Wow, that was an impressive catch.
 
2012-09-10 09:07:38 PM  
Touchdown, Baltimore!
 
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