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(YouTube)   Kim Kardashian talks about the economy on CNBC. Yes, you read that correctly   (youtube.com) divider line 36
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2012-09-10 08:20:30 AM  
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2012-09-10 08:44:00 AM  
To her credit she did use a couple multisyllabic words. Sure she had no idea what they meant, but who among us really understands words like "sustain" or "economy"
 
2012-09-10 11:12:24 AM  
Ass futures must be up.
 
2012-09-10 11:21:31 AM  
I would do Maria B. before Kim K.

Not even close.
 
2012-09-10 11:26:48 AM  
Some people tell me that she must be smart because she's wealthy, but that's bullshiat. She's wealthy because she's famous and she's famous because she'll do anything to stay in the public spotlight. She'll have a handler call the papparazzi to tell them where she's going every single day. She'll attach her name to products that she neither designs nor markets. She'll show up at any and every event just to be seen.

That's not an intellectual skill. That's just effort. I'll give her an A for hard work, but it's about as brilliant as driving a forklift.

The best I can give her is that she is a brand which isn't really a new skill (it's been talked about for 15 or so years), but Paris Hilton did it first and Paris didn't really do anything. Her manager created everything.

So no, she's not smart. People need to stop saying that. Same goes for Ted Nugent. He just says outrageous stuff. It's not a brilliant act of media manipulation. It's just man bites dog. You could do it too if you felt like putting in the AW effort.
 
2012-09-10 11:29:55 AM  
She really thought outside the box by intentionally releasing her homemade pornography. It's that kind of bold strategizing the market needs right now.
 
2012-09-10 11:31:39 AM  
10/10 would bang
 
2012-09-10 11:33:50 AM  
Not going to watch video at work, but how bad could she be? Can't be much worse than Lawrence Kudlow.
 
2012-09-10 11:39:15 AM  

Arkanaut: Not going to watch video at work, but how bad could she be? Can't be much worse than Lawrence Kudlow.


Or Joe Kernen.
 
2012-09-10 11:41:25 AM  

flaminio: I would do Maria B. before Kim K.

Not even close.


Or Becky Quick.

Or Erin Burnett.

Or Kelly Evans.

Or any of the Fox Business fembots.
 
2012-09-10 11:45:20 AM  
Kim's way hotter than Alan Greenspan, Milton Friedman OR Paul Samuelson

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2012-09-10 11:48:30 AM  

flaminio: I would do Maria B. before Kim K.

Not even close.

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2012-09-10 11:50:40 AM  
...brought to you by Carl's Jr.
 
2012-09-10 12:04:50 PM  
Had a coworker take his wife on a business trip to Miami, he said she went to their store there and that shiat was PACKED.

Say what you will about them, their show or whatever else, but those biatches make some money.

For that amount of cash I might consider letting Ray J piss on me too.
 
2012-09-10 12:09:08 PM  
Her tweet went around the world. People say they're disgusted by the media focusing on ridiculous "news" like that and then they click all over it. You get what you REALLY want, not what you say you do.

/DRTFA
 
2012-09-10 12:20:17 PM  
What next a farker on there talking about sex?
 
2012-09-10 12:21:24 PM  
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2012-09-10 12:29:47 PM  

dsmith42: flaminio: I would do Maria B. before Kim K.

Not even close.
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I stand by my post.
 
2012-09-10 12:54:26 PM  
Is this the business worlds version of a pig party?
 
2012-09-10 01:06:43 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Some people tell me that she must be smart because she's wealthy...


Who's telling you this? Do other people see and hear them too?
 
2012-09-10 01:09:52 PM  
I'd urinate on her.
 
2012-09-10 01:47:09 PM  
I like how politely she was able to say "We have to mass produce shiat so that poor people can afford it to stay in business."
 
2012-09-10 01:54:10 PM  
She's there to discuss when we'll see the market bottom.
 
2012-09-10 02:13:14 PM  
I get all my financial advice from porn workers intercourse video actors, Jenna Jameson does my taxes.
 
2012-09-10 02:14:27 PM  
They are just trying to get someone who can speak to the American people on their level.

God help us all.
 
2012-09-10 02:17:48 PM  
I'm forced to listen to this show while I work sometimes (small apartment), and I'm ashamed to say I have a preference to the bigger gal. Klowe or whatever which way its spelled? From what I can tell she's the only one who's not drinking her own self-important cool-aid.

/The idea that any of them are being used as an authority figure on the economy is.... disturbing...
 
2012-09-10 02:27:38 PM  
Expect nothing less from the channel that gave us teabaggers
 
2012-09-10 03:19:05 PM  

StarlingFive: I'm forced to listen to this show while I work sometimes (small apartment), and I'm ashamed to say I have a preference to the bigger gal. Klowe or whatever which way its spelled? From what I can tell she's the only one who's not drinking her own self-important cool-aid.

/The idea that any of them are being used as an authority figure on the economy is.... disturbing...


You spelled that wrong:

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2012-09-10 03:22:55 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: I'd urinate on her.


Urination is the sincerest form of flattery...and disinfectant.
 
2012-09-10 04:17:20 PM  
How is Kim's analysis any different than the crap they usually present?
 
2012-09-10 04:34:50 PM  
I see pork bellies are up.
 
2012-09-10 04:48:15 PM  

DoBeDoBeDo: Had a coworker take his wife on a business trip to Miami, he said she went to their store there and that shiat was PACKED.

Say what you will about them, their show or whatever else, but those biatches make some money.

For that amount of cash I might consider letting Ray J piss on me too.


Why not, it will wash off. Just make sure he stays away from your eyes.
 
2012-09-10 05:21:32 PM  
Somewhere, in one of the infinite alternate universes out there, Kim Kardashian laid out a 19-point plan that would bring us to full employment and a balanced budget within 5 years.
 
2012-09-10 06:37:32 PM  
The final nail in the coffin..... in proof that CNBC is doomed.
 
2012-09-10 06:39:54 PM  

imontheinternet: Somewhere, in one of the infinite alternate universes out there, Kim Kardashian laid out a 19-point plan that would bring us to full employment and a balanced budget within 5 years.


This takes String Theory to a new dimension.
 
2012-09-10 08:39:39 PM  

dsmith42: flaminio: I would do Maria B. before Kim K.

Not even close.
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Oh man that is a farking shame.
 
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