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2012-09-10 04:15:55 AM  
most dangerous

For my pants!

/I'll be here all week.
//Remember to tip the veal and try your waitress.
 
2012-09-10 04:22:35 AM  
Second most dangerous? The Rock.
 
2012-09-10 04:23:48 AM  
a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

I'll be in my prayer closet. 

... with my maps and duct tape
 
2012-09-10 05:34:33 AM  

vwarb: Second most dangerous? The Rock.


But only if you search for the original.
 
2012-09-10 05:36:13 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: vwarb: Second most dangerous? The Rock.

But only if you search for the original.


Does anybody have the original?
 
2012-09-10 05:37:55 AM  
www.celebrityvalues.com
 
2012-09-10 06:00:46 AM  
Even when she smiles she looks miffed.
 
2012-09-10 06:02:13 AM  
AverageAmericanGuy:
[hey guys]

I do not understand that meme, but it is funny.
 
2012-09-10 06:07:49 AM  
I will face the peril.
 
2012-09-10 06:08:50 AM  
This information was probably given after a 40-minute hold by someone with a thick New Delhi accent along with a half-dozen suggestions, four of which were useless and 2 of which caused the station's computers to crash.
/former Mcafee user
//no, not bitter
///f-secure rocks.
 
2012-09-10 06:08:52 AM  

No Such Agency: AverageAmericanGuy:
[hey guys]

I do not understand that meme, but it is funny.


There is a motivatior that depicts an faked Watson nude covered by that picture of the Rock. A request fior the original (intended to be a solicitation for the nude Watson) is answered with the photo of the rock instead.
 
2012-09-10 06:09:05 AM  
Most dangerous thing you can do for your computer is install McAffee to begin with
 
2012-09-10 06:31:05 AM  
That's why I just fap to her inn the first Harry Potter.
 
2012-09-10 06:38:26 AM  
Holy sh*t, how long has she been missing?
 
2012-09-10 06:39:15 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: [www.celebrityvalues.com image 300x375]


Never gets old. :D
 
2012-09-10 06:39:40 AM  
O'RLY?

 
2012-09-10 06:41:34 AM  
farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2012-09-10 06:45:01 AM  

Klivian: Most dangerous thing you can do for your computer is install McAffee to begin with


This.
 
2012-09-10 07:00:25 AM  

Klivian: Most dangerous thing you can do for your computer is install McAffee to begin with


I second this motion! It's installed on all of the PC's in my workplace and it probably slows productivity a good 50%. Copying files, unzipping files, and doing anything with gzipped files... performance is horrifying!
 
2012-09-10 07:18:17 AM  
Between the McAffee hate and Emma Watson's BJ face, this is quickly shaping up to be my favorite thread of the morning.
 
2012-09-10 07:32:24 AM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-09-10 07:34:07 AM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-09-10 07:44:34 AM  
Is that before or after you add the word "nude" to the GIS?
 
2012-09-10 08:27:44 AM  

rnatalie: Is that before or after you add the word "nude" to the GIS?


Is that how it works?
 
2012-09-10 08:29:26 AM  

somemoron: Even when she smiles she looks miffed.


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-10 08:39:09 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: [www.celebrityvalues.com image 300x375]


Came for this.

/Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-09-10 08:48:20 AM  
Subby fails. McAfee only has one 'F'.
 
2012-09-10 09:11:40 AM  
McAfee has his own damn problems

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2149904/John-McAfee-arrested- B elize-police-claim-running-meth-lab.html
 
2012-09-10 09:37:37 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: [www.celebrityvalues.com image 300x375]


Anyone got the photoshopped version of that?
 
2012-09-10 09:51:15 AM  
Searching for fap material is dangerous and should be avoided.

This is Ric Romero reporting.
 
2012-09-10 09:53:41 AM  
For those that like women built like 8 year old boys with very severe nurse ratchet faces..... watson.....
 
2012-09-10 09:54:19 AM  

somemoron: Even when she smiles she looks miffed.


Imagine when she comes.

On second thought, perhaps not.


/don't get it.
//she's resolutely average and perving after her is vaguely pedoish.
 
2012-09-10 10:06:05 AM  
That filthy mudblood!
 
2012-09-10 10:08:06 AM  

Valiente:
//she's resolutely average and perving after her is vaguely pedoish.


Dude, she is 22. Is it pedoish because she was once a child?
 
2012-09-10 10:11:21 AM  

No Such Agency: AverageAmericanGuy:
[hey guys]

I do not understand that meme, but it is funny.


Explanation - maybe be NSFW for exceptionally prudish workplaces

www.lolroflmao.com
 
2012-09-10 10:19:46 AM  

Valiente:
//she's resolutely average and perving after her is vaguely pedoish.


I think for many people, the attraction stems from the sense that she appears to be one of the few female celebrities who is actually concerned with becoming an intellectually relevant member of society. It would have been easy for her to let the fame go to her head at a young age and become a British Lyndsey Lohan. Instead, she kept at her degree and has seemed to make an effort towards being a reasonable, interesting human being.

Men just happen to interpret respect as sexual attraction, whether they know it or now.
 
2012-09-10 10:33:19 AM  

Dragonflew: Valiente:
//she's resolutely average and perving after her is vaguely pedoish.

Dude, she is 22. Is it pedoish because she was once a child?


Yes. The strange and slightly unsavoury fascination with this skinny young woman started when she was a ten-year-old. Now, who cares? But like reading the posts of Bronies, little alarm bells go off and seats over there are offered.
 
2012-09-10 10:34:27 AM  
She's not even attractive. She still looks fourteen.
 
2012-09-10 10:51:28 AM  

Valiente: Yes. The strange and slightly unsavoury fascination with this skinny young woman started when she was a ten-year-old. Now, who cares? But like reading the posts of Bronies, little alarm bells go off and seats over there are offered.


Eh, not bad. I reckon you'll get a few. That's a solid 5/10. Could do better but you're on the right track.
 
2012-09-10 10:57:17 AM  
How about if I use the other sullen, I smell a fart face young female celeb as bait?

cdn02.cdn.socialitelife.com

/Breaking Wind?
 
2012-09-10 11:32:14 AM  
I've been a Software Support Analyst and Tech for over 20 years, and I have to professionally say that McAfee sucks worse than any other virus-protection software I have hever seen or used. Completely worthless, and worse than that: dangerous. Dangerous because it gives you a false sense of security thinking you are protected. A lot of large corporations use it for their virus protectection because it is the cheapest.
 
2012-09-10 11:56:27 AM  

Persnickety: AverageAmericanGuy: [www.celebrityvalues.com image 300x375]

Anyone got the photoshopped version of that?


pictat.com
 
2012-09-10 11:59:35 AM  

Icetech3: For those that like women built like 8 year old boys with very severe nurse ratchet faces..... watson.....


0/10

Moonlightfox: She's not even attractive. She still looks fourteen.


2/10

Valiente: //she's resolutely average and perving after her is vaguely pedoish.


5/10
 
2012-09-10 12:33:07 PM  

Archimedes' Principal: Subby fails. McAfee only has one 'F'.


Somehow I think "McAffee" is a more dangerous search than "Emma Watson," simply because the user would be looking for an anti-virus solution rather than teh pr0nz.

But I guess the a/v companies pre-date Google, so they have an excuse for their hard-to-spell names.
 
2012-09-10 12:44:56 PM  
I thoght it was "Gabby Nude" that was dangerous, so I've been avoiding that.

Thanks for the tip.
 
2012-09-10 01:05:50 PM  

ZzeusS: [i.chzbgr.com image 500x727]


That photo needs a "Haters gonna hate" caption. I don't know how tall she is, but Emma Watson's got some nice gams. And she isn't afraid of showing them off either.

/Wait, what's that? I don't need to have a seat over there? Yes!
 
2012-09-10 01:41:56 PM  
I'm not sure where the seat over there is, but I seem to be firmly entrenched in it.
 
2012-09-10 02:19:57 PM  
Whats sick is that many of these people have been sexually attracted to her since the first HP movie.
 
2012-09-10 02:55:38 PM  

Great Odins Raven: Whats sick is that many of these people have been sexually attracted to her since the first HP movie.


Similar to the Olsen twins?
 
2012-09-10 03:09:50 PM  
Jail bait. No wonder searching for her is dangerous. Even the hackers and thieves hate pedophiles, and they are probably easy to black mail also, so they aren't as likely to complain while you pluck them.

As for being a fairly class act, I think young English actresses have much better role models to base their careers on than American starlets, especially starlets from the pop music industry, where people are extra-screwed up well before they reach the point that they think they should act.

Look over this list of British actresses under 30:

http://www.imdb.com/list/BpBbxsY20Bs/

They are beautiful, under-dressed, made up like girls-next-door or upper middle class Daddy's Little Dividends, and with the exception of Antonia Thomas who has a strong Bette Davis look going on, very nice looking young ladies.

The only real jail bait is Yasmin Paige, who is clearly an eight year old boy pretending to be an actress so he can play Peter Pan.

Then look at the list of British actress over 50 or over 60.

We are talking women who can play Queens--any Queen from Elizabeth I to Elizabeth II, en passant par Queen Victoria or Queen Anne.

Literally at the top of the list are Julie Andrews, Helen Mirrin, Maggie Smith and Judi Dench. Not a meth head in the lot. Heck, whatever they might be in their private lives, they all know how to manage a public life better than most members of the Royal Family. Truly they are Queens of Film and Stage. I think they mixed up Vanessa Redgrave with Charloote Ramping, though.

Even the British ladies who are posing nekkid display more style, taste, and "class", aka self-respect and distinction, than the average American actress, with the exception of Meryl Streep who is just too perfect for her own good let alone anybody else.

http://www.voote.com/jsp/WAppServerPage.jsp?TransID=RVOTES00&VoteID=5 6 58

By the way, where's my original Rock? To quote Hans Moleman, I was saying Boo-urns!
 
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