Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Daily Mail)   It's embarrassing to trip up on pavement, topple the stroller you're pushing, and dump your baby out of it. It must be extra embarrassing to do that when the paparazzi are witnesses   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line 95
    More: Fail, Peaches Geldof, Bob Geldof, Little Astala, beauty, drug overdose, heroin overdoses, East London, strollers  
•       •       •

15858 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 10 Sep 2012 at 3:58 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



95 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2012-09-10 01:58:24 AM  
If you know the sidewalks are bad then get off your phone and pay attention where you're pushing the stroller, you stupid, vapid twunt.
 
2012-09-10 02:02:13 AM  

She blames her crash on government:

'It's impossible to see these cracks when pushing a pram,' she wrote. 'The Mayor of London should do something about it it's ridiculous!'


Worth hundreds of millions of dollars and yet still relying on government. How sad.
 
2012-09-10 02:08:25 AM  
I've done that and I wasn't even on the phone.
 
2012-09-10 02:12:21 AM  

Krieghund: I've done that and I wasn't even on the phone.


Why are you pushing about the Geldorf clan?
 
2012-09-10 02:49:38 AM  
This is what happens when you name your daughter Peaches.
 
2012-09-10 03:59:25 AM  
 
2012-09-10 04:00:28 AM  
Apart from being Bob's daughter, has she actually done anything noteworthy?
 
2012-09-10 04:07:03 AM  

feckingmorons: Krieghund: I've done that and I wasn't even on the phone.

Why are you pushing about the Geldorf clan?


♫Peaches come form Gendolf can↑
 
2012-09-10 04:12:27 AM  

SnarfVader: Relevant.


Bot really. She's not fruit, she's daughter of millionaire
 
2012-09-10 04:15:51 AM  
I have no idea who she is, but Peaches?
That's something you would name a pet, and not a pet you expect to live long.
 
2012-09-10 04:19:30 AM  

LewDux: SnarfVader: Relevant.

Bot really. She's not fruit, she's daughter of millionaire


Are you saying you wouldn't want to eat her a peach?
 
2012-09-10 04:22:14 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: I have no idea who she is, but Peaches?
That's something you would name a pet, and not a pet you expect to live long.


She's Bob Geldof's daughter, but her sisters have even worse names. Fifi Trixibelle and Pixie.

I think Bob Geldof belongs to the Frank Zappa school of baby names.
 
2012-09-10 04:38:01 AM  
Poor kid. I'm not sure which is worse, have this heroin junky (pops - SFW) as a mom, or the snookie thing.  I'm sure they'll both raise well adjusted, respectful young men.
 
2012-09-10 04:48:31 AM  
I looked closely at the pics and did not see a pothole.
 
2012-09-10 05:04:31 AM  
Glad the phone is okay!

/read the comments, I love how English people talk.
 
2012-09-10 05:17:51 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: If you know the sidewalks are bad then get off your phone and pay attention where you're pushing the stroller, you stupid, vapid twunt.


Don't be silly.
 
2012-09-10 05:29:05 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Bathia_Mapes: If you know the sidewalks are bad then get off your phone and pay attention where you're pushing the stroller, you stupid, vapid twunt.

Don't be silly.


Surely you can't be serious.
 
2012-09-10 05:35:08 AM  

T-Boy: I looked closely at the pics and did not see a pothole.


The sidewalk has a rectangular hole, right where the front wheels are in the first pic.

If she wants to blame someone other than herself, she should blame the stroller manufacturer for using such small front wheels. Larger wheels would have handled that without any trouble. Now, she might have tripped and pushed the back of the stroller down, launching her kid onto the sidewalk behind her, but that's bound to happen sometimes anyway.
 
2012-09-10 05:44:13 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: AbbeySomeone: Bathia_Mapes: If you know the sidewalks are bad then get off your phone and pay attention where you're pushing the stroller, you stupid, vapid twunt.

Don't be silly.

Surely you can't be serious.


I am quite serious. And don't call me Shirley.
filmbalaya.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-10 05:45:58 AM  
The reasons why this drivel makes the "news" is the greatest argument yet that humanity requires a reboot..

Nothing noteworthy here... move along.. or neuter yourself and stop mucking up the gene-pool... please...
 
2012-09-10 05:54:44 AM  

SnarfVader: LewDux: SnarfVader: Relevant.

Bot really. She's not fruit, she's daughter of millionaire

Are you saying you wouldn't want to eat her a peach?


Are you implying that I like bananas?
 
2012-09-10 06:06:36 AM  

Krieghund: I've done that and I wasn't even on the phone.


This kind of thing happens all the time:

i.dailymail.co.uk

It's where she's still on the phone, scooping up her baby etc. that is kind of sketch. But really... even celebrities have important conversations, and it's not like she left the baby lying on the pavement until she finished. Seems like a crappy stroller though, you'd really have to work to get ours to tip over and it's not even very well-designed.
 
2012-09-10 06:21:58 AM  
Nice to see that she didn't also drop her phone. Looked like it was safe and still in use during the whole ordeal.
 
2012-09-10 06:34:26 AM  
Clearly that's why you should have those shopping cart casters on the front of your pram.
 
2012-09-10 06:42:41 AM  
She likes to push the pram a lot!
 
2012-09-10 06:47:28 AM  
Instead of taking pics, perhaps they could act like a decent human being and help her AND the baby up!
 
2012-09-10 06:47:45 AM  
Astala vista, baby.
 
2012-09-10 06:50:12 AM  
Accidents happen, but this dub biatch didn't have the baby strapped, in, thought holding her phone was more important, and is now blaming the "cracks"? fark her.
 
2012-09-10 06:53:43 AM  

MagSeven: Nice to see that she didn't also drop her phone. Looked like it was safe and still in use during the whole ordeal.


I know, right? A lesser person would have given in to instinct and dropped the phone to get a second hand on the stroller with they felt it start to tip over, but not this woman! The phone will be okay!
 
2012-09-10 07:00:34 AM  

liam76: Accidents happen, but this dub biatch didn't have the baby strapped, in, thought holding her phone was more important, and is now blaming the "cracks"? fark her.


According to the Twitter screenshots in the article, the baby was strapped in. Which didn't prevent him from being turned into a human pretzel.

The pictures made me lol.
 
2012-09-10 07:04:54 AM  

Hetfield: liam76: Accidents happen, but this dub biatch didn't have the baby strapped, in, thought holding her phone was more important, and is now blaming the "cracks"? fark her.

According to the Twitter screenshots in the article, the baby was strapped in. Which didn't prevent him from being turned into a human pretzel.

The pictures made me lol.


I don't see how the baby could have been strapped in and fallen out like that.
 
2012-09-10 07:10:04 AM  

liam76: I don't see how the baby could have been strapped in and fallen out like that.


I was going to say it probably was a simple hip belt, but looking at the pics again it seems like she was lying about him being strapped in.

Horrible, horrible mother.
 
2012-09-10 07:18:26 AM  

dudemanbro: This is what happens when you name your daughter Peaches.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This
 
2012-09-10 07:21:25 AM  
Did something similar the first time I took our oldest out for a walk. She was about 2 weeks old, I was a proud dad. I made the mistake of not strapping her in the stroller.

During the walk my dog freaked, ran between me and the stroller, I had the dog's leash on my wrist. She jerked my wrist down and, in doing so, toppled the stroller, sending my 3 week old daughter head first onto the concrete sidewalk.

I ran all the way home with her, vowing to beat the dog once I had time. My daughter was ok and is now 7 and does not appear to have been harmed by the incident.

/didn't beat the dog, just gave her some serious bad stares.
//was not on cellphone either
 
2012-09-10 07:23:32 AM  
binside.typepad.com

www.fishki.lv
It's such a good thing that she didn't drop that glass on the pavement! Babies' spines are still flexible.
 
2012-09-10 07:32:49 AM  
At least she didn't dangle her child from balcony, like that... what's her face?
 
2012-09-10 08:40:33 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
Mummy Peaches: `Oopsie-doodles!'
Babby Peach-Pit: `What the-? Dammit, you vacuous twunt!'
 
2012-09-10 08:46:16 AM  
Base over apex, as they say over there.
 
2012-09-10 08:49:44 AM  
People think it's a joke, but she could have used some rubber baby buggy bumpers.
 
2012-09-10 08:50:12 AM  
Accidents happen. What's embarrassing is the twitter/social media whatever rant about how it's someone else's fault or treating the world like it was made of Nerf.
 
2012-09-10 09:00:35 AM  
So I'm the only one laughing at the pic of the kid's legs straight up in the air?

That's good fail stuff right there.
 
2012-09-10 09:01:36 AM  
Don't look so frightened, this is just a passing phase
 
2012-09-10 09:03:18 AM  
All that money and she's still wearing ugly shoes.
 
2012-09-10 09:08:04 AM  
She has to push the pram a lot.

arago4.tnw.utwente.nl
 
2012-09-10 09:09:00 AM  
The kid wasn't strapped in.

You can see the buckle UNDER the blanket and not harnessed around the kid.
 
2012-09-10 09:30:52 AM  
mother do you think she'll drop the pram.
 
2012-09-10 09:32:54 AM  
Maybe if she carried her baby sometimes, instead of just tucking her into the latest high-dollar stroller, these things wouldn't happen. But I guess she wouldn't be able to talk on her phone then. And oh, how inconvenient to actually have to hold your child, when it smells and cries and spits up and stuff. Eeww.
 
2012-09-10 09:35:12 AM  
That's what, a $5,000 stroller and is specifically designed to topple when those tiny front wheels get caught in cracks? Yes. Money =/= brains.
 
2012-09-10 09:46:07 AM  

someonelse: All that money and she's still wearing ugly shoes.


But at least they're sensible for walking on cracked pavement (unlike the high rises you see so many celebutard moms in when carrying babby)
 
2012-09-10 09:46:30 AM  
It isnt as bad as the time when I left the bar after a hard binge and overturned my kid after I rammed a police horse with the stroller.
 
2012-09-10 09:47:12 AM  
Is the baby's name Herb?
 
2012-09-10 09:51:57 AM  
Snapper Carr: Apart from being Bob's daughter, has she actually done anything noteworthy?

Wondered this myself. WHy are the paparazzi following this woman around?
 
2012-09-10 09:52:48 AM  
That's a pretty good PLF baby Peaches, or whatever stupid name was picked for you.
 
2012-09-10 09:59:06 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: Snapper Carr: Apart from being Bob's daughter, has she actually done anything noteworthy?

Wondered this myself. WHy are the paparazzi following this woman around?


Her job title is "socialite."
 
2012-09-10 10:01:47 AM  
She better not come to Montreal...
 
2012-09-10 10:01:51 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: Snapper Carr: Apart from being Bob's daughter, has she actually done anything noteworthy?

Wondered this myself. WHy are the paparazzi following this woman around?


Her girl parts show up on occasion.
 
2012-09-10 10:05:25 AM  

King_Nothing: Barricaded Gunman: Snapper Carr: Apart from being Bob's daughter, has she actually done anything noteworthy?

Wondered this myself. WHy are the paparazzi following this woman around?

Her girl parts show up on occasion.


Somebody should inform them that they can find those on internet. No need to follow somebody on the street
 
2012-09-10 10:13:47 AM  
That's why you always strap your kid in rather than just lying about it on Twitter. Maybe she learned her lesson.
 
2012-09-10 10:14:46 AM  

wildsnowllama: Instead of taking pics, perhaps they could act like a decent human being and help her AND the baby up!


That's crazy talk.
 
2012-09-10 10:26:59 AM  
Am I the only one that noticed that the baby was a girl and the author kept on saying it was a "he"? Its obvious that the baby is wearing pink and panty hose, oh and the baby wasnt strapped in, obviously because it was dangling out of the stroller.
 
2012-09-10 10:27:55 AM  
"She insisted he had been strapped in ..."

i.dailymail.co.uk

Maybe not so much.
 
2012-09-10 10:43:17 AM  
If Im going to shel out big bucks for a stroller it better have monster truck tires that can crush the homeless.
 
2012-09-10 10:44:31 AM  
"So....there I am, just lyin' in my pram, suckin on my passi and biatching to myself about the fact that mum named me Astala...seriously Mum...WTF? So anyways, I'm layin there, mindin my own business and BAM!! next thing I know, I'm ass over tea kettle, fallin all about the place cuz apparently Mummy can't see a god-damned crater in the middle of the sidewalk...And, to make it worse, because in the past, ol' Peach has been know to tipple a bit and do stupid shiat, there's some douchenozzle paps snapping pictures the whole time, so of course he catches me, flailing around ass up on the walk and looking like a total spaz to all the world....FML!"
 
2012-09-10 10:58:48 AM  

Snapper Carr: Apart from being Bob's daughter, has she actually done anything noteworthy?


She apparently puts out...
 
2012-09-10 11:26:52 AM  
Why hasn't this person been arrested?
 
2012-09-10 11:43:51 AM  
I love that she stayed on the phone after dumping her kid on the street. That takes some dedication. I myself would say "I gotta call you back" and tend to the wee one, but she was really able to tough it out with a simple "Hold on..... Yeah it was nothing, the kid will stop crying in a minute, as I was saying..."
 
2012-09-10 11:51:07 AM  
Accidents happen, but no way I'd stay on the phone after an accident like that and then blame the roads on top of it all. Wow.
 
2012-09-10 11:59:14 AM  

megalynn44: I love that she stayed on the phone after dumping her kid on the street. That takes some dedication. I myself would say "I gotta call you back" and tend to the wee one, but she was really able to tough it out with a simple "Hold on..... Yeah it was nothing, the kid will stop crying in a minute, as I was saying..."


Not to worry, babies are mostly cartilage at that age.
 
2012-09-10 12:00:57 PM  
"This is everybody's fault but mine!"
 
2012-09-10 12:02:02 PM  
Is this the "celeb" that a guy on Reddit had a one night stand with after giving her some heroin? This name sounds really familiar.
 
2012-09-10 12:06:54 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Wondered this myself. WHy are the paparazzi following this woman around?



She just dumped her baby on the ground while pushing her stroller one-handed so she could talk on the phone, and you're asking why they're following her around!!! To usher in the Apocalypse, obviously.
 
2012-09-10 12:13:12 PM  

Suprman37: Is this the "celeb" that a guy on Reddit had a one night stand with after giving her some heroin? This name sounds really familiar.


You nailed it. And everyone has nailed her.
 
2012-09-10 12:24:28 PM  

chevydeuce: "So....there I am, just lyin' in my pram, suckin on my passi and biatching to myself about the fact that mum named me Astala...seriously Mum...WTF? So anyways, I'm layin there, mindin my own business and BAM!! next thing I know, I'm ass over tea kettle, fallin all about the place cuz apparently Mummy can't see a god-damned crater in the middle of the sidewalk...And, to make it worse, because in the past, ol' Peach has been know to tipple a bit and do stupid shiat, there's some douchenozzle paps snapping pictures the whole time, so of course he catches me, flailing around ass up on the walk and looking like a total spaz to all the world....FML!"


Got me thinking of Patrick Dennis.
 
2012-09-10 12:40:02 PM  
Babies have to be strapped down in a stroller now? Since when?

/Not a father, but has alot of younger cousins
//News to me
 
2012-09-10 12:42:05 PM  

oldfarthenry: Mummy Peaches: `Oopsie-doodles!'
Babby Peach-Pit: `What the-? Dammit, you vacuous twunt!'


"Baby Peach Pit" gave me a good laugh.
 
2012-09-10 12:57:01 PM  

moonage daydream: oldfarthenry: Mummy Peaches: `Oopsie-doodles!'
Babby Peach-Pit: `What the-? Dammit, you vacuous twunt!'

"Baby Peach Pit" gave me a good laugh.


I hear BPP yelling that in Stewie Griffin's voice. Blast! What the deuce!?
 
2012-09-10 01:38:18 PM  
That baby almost caused her to put her phone down. Almost
 
2012-09-10 01:39:12 PM  
Does she want the hole filled up with bricks from a wall?
 
2012-09-10 01:47:46 PM  

splat the whale: Suprman37: Is this the "celeb" that a guy on Reddit had a one night stand with after giving her some heroin? This name sounds really familiar.

You nailed it. And everyone has nailed her.


And you believed this person?
 
2012-09-10 01:57:05 PM  

AppleOptionEsc: Babies have to be strapped down in a stroller now? Since when?

/Not a father, but has alot of younger cousins
//News to me


Try not strapping your baby into the stroller once they can move about, and see what happens. We forgot to strap our little guy in last weekend, turned our backs for literally 10 seconds, and he launched himself out of the stroller and onto the hall floor. There were a couple tears but no damage. Luckily, babies are mostly rubber. I felt like a criminal, though, and the guilt ensured that I'll never EVER make that mistake again.
 
2012-09-10 02:46:13 PM  
Might as well blame the baby at this point.

Someone should take her phone away... I know that if the mother of my kids would have done something like this, she'd be seriously explained that she should never have a freaking cell phone in her hands when pushing a stroller.

/explanation would be less than civilized and the cell phone might not survive.
 
2012-09-10 02:49:54 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: She better not come to Montreal...


Job security for me....

Is it wrong that I'm still a Darwinist, despite my job?
 
2012-09-10 03:09:39 PM  
"...It's not camping equipment, it's a baby. Touch the little prick every now and then - he'll thank you for it someday."

/Carlin - ALWAYS RELEVANT
 
2012-09-10 04:45:12 PM  
It's not like this is the baby that is going to cure cancer in the future.....not going to happen, carry on people. Stupid twunt is careless and stupid.
 
2012-09-10 04:57:20 PM  

AppleOptionEsc: Babies have to be strapped down in a stroller now? Since when?

/Not a father, but has alot of younger cousins
//News to me


Nanny State told so
 
2012-09-10 05:05:30 PM  

Some things are funnier in reverse.

www.fishki.lv
"Here let me help... I got it...."


binside.typepad.com
"PSYCHE!"

 
2012-09-10 05:42:34 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: splat the whale: Suprman37: Is this the "celeb" that a guy on Reddit had a one night stand with after giving her some heroin? This name sounds really familiar.

You nailed it. And everyone has nailed her.

And you believed this person?


He had pictures, man. Naked Peaches, daisy chain tattoos and all, laying around in bed with a ginger dude.
 
2012-09-10 06:21:17 PM  
Folks, Every parent has dropped their baby in some way, shape, or form, at least once. Though, doing it and picking said baby up, while never dropping your cell phone has to be some kind of special....
 
2012-09-10 07:59:15 PM  
Hang up the phone, ya narcissistic a-hole.
 
2012-09-10 08:11:11 PM  

GladGirl: Try not strapping your baby into the stroller once they can move about, and see what happens. We forgot to strap our little guy in last weekend, turned our backs for literally 10 seconds, and he launched himself out of the stroller and onto the hall floor. There were a couple tears but no damage. Luckily, babies are mostly rubber. I felt like a criminal, though, and the guilt ensured that I'll never EVER make that mistake again.


High chairs too. They're like freaking eels.

/those were the days
 
2012-09-10 08:57:09 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Barricaded Gunman: Snapper Carr: Apart from being Bob's daughter, has she actually done anything noteworthy?

Wondered this myself. WHy are the paparazzi following this woman around?

Her job title is "socialite."


img001.lazygirls.info

Q--"Name and occupation?"
A--"Pamela Courson....ornament."
 
2012-09-10 10:23:19 PM  

cryinoutloud: Maybe if she carried her baby sometimes, instead of just tucking her into the latest high-dollar stroller, these things wouldn't happen. But I guess she wouldn't be able to talk on her phone then. And oh, how inconvenient to actually have to hold your child, when it smells and cries and spits up and stuff. Eeww.


This my kid practically lived out of his ergo (infant insert ftw) during his early days. I threw him in there whenever I was studying/just doing stuff around the house, he loved it. Obviously I let him out to play, but rarely did he ever have to sleep in his crib or stroller.
 
2012-09-10 11:16:28 PM  

stellarossa: Did something similar the first time I took our oldest out for a walk. She was about 2 weeks old, I was a proud dad. I made the mistake of not strapping her in the stroller.

During the walk my dog freaked, ran between me and the stroller, I had the dog's leash on my wrist. She jerked my wrist down and, in doing so, toppled the stroller, sending my 3 week old daughter head first onto the concrete sidewalk.

I ran all the way home with her, vowing to beat the dog once I had time. My daughter was ok and is now 7 and does not appear to have been harmed by the incident.

/didn't beat the dog, just gave her some serious bad stares.
//was not on cellphone either


The ex-wife wouldn't have let me out of the house with an unstrapped-in baby. I probably wouldn't have taken the dog in tow, personally. However, if what happened to you had happened to me, the dog would have been farking dead within 5 minutes of reaching home.
 
2012-09-11 07:27:21 AM  

forgotmydamnusername: stellarossa: Did something similar the first time I took our oldest out for a walk. She was about 2 weeks old, I was a proud dad. I made the mistake of not strapping her in the stroller.

During the walk my dog freaked, ran between me and the stroller, I had the dog's leash on my wrist. She jerked my wrist down and, in doing so, toppled the stroller, sending my 3 week old daughter head first onto the concrete sidewalk.

I ran all the way home with her, vowing to beat the dog once I had time. My daughter was ok and is now 7 and does not appear to have been harmed by the incident.

/didn't beat the dog, just gave her some serious bad stares.
//was not on cellphone either

The ex-wife wouldn't have let me out of the house with an unstrapped-in baby. I probably wouldn't have taken the dog in tow, personally. However, if what happened to you had happened to me, the dog would have been farking dead within 5 minutes of reaching home.


It was called learning the hard way. Never did take another walk with any of my 4 if they were not strapped in, mostly with a 5-point harness.
 
2012-09-11 11:00:05 PM  

The_Homeless_Guy: cryinoutloud: Maybe if she carried her baby sometimes, instead of just tucking her into the latest high-dollar stroller, these things wouldn't happen. But I guess she wouldn't be able to talk on her phone then. And oh, how inconvenient to actually have to hold your child, when it smells and cries and spits up and stuff. Eeww.

This my kid practically lived out of his ergo (infant insert ftw) during his early days. I threw him in there whenever I was studying/just doing stuff around the house, he loved it. Obviously I let him out to play, but rarely did he ever have to sleep in his crib or stroller.


I still carry my 1 year old son in my ergo (did the moby when he was an infant). I honestly think he's only been in his stroller about 10 times since he was born. I didn't have the strength to carry my older daughter (was very sick for a long time), so I always felt sad about that. It makes carrying my son that much better. Plus it really is more convenient for getting in and out of places quickly and without much fuss.
 
Displayed 95 of 95 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report