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(Daily Mail)   It's embarrassing to trip up on pavement, topple the stroller you're pushing, and dump your baby out of it. It must be extra embarrassing to do that when the paparazzi are witnesses   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 95
    More: Fail, Peaches Geldof, Bob Geldof, Little Astala, beauty, drug overdose, heroin overdoses, East London, strollers  
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2012-09-10 01:58:24 AM
If you know the sidewalks are bad then get off your phone and pay attention where you're pushing the stroller, you stupid, vapid twunt.
 
2012-09-10 02:02:13 AM

She blames her crash on government:

'It's impossible to see these cracks when pushing a pram,' she wrote. 'The Mayor of London should do something about it it's ridiculous!'


Worth hundreds of millions of dollars and yet still relying on government. How sad.
 
2012-09-10 02:08:25 AM
I've done that and I wasn't even on the phone.
 
2012-09-10 02:12:21 AM

Krieghund: I've done that and I wasn't even on the phone.


Why are you pushing about the Geldorf clan?
 
2012-09-10 02:49:38 AM
This is what happens when you name your daughter Peaches.
 
2012-09-10 03:59:25 AM
 
2012-09-10 04:00:28 AM
Apart from being Bob's daughter, has she actually done anything noteworthy?
 
2012-09-10 04:07:03 AM

feckingmorons: Krieghund: I've done that and I wasn't even on the phone.

Why are you pushing about the Geldorf clan?


♫Peaches come form Gendolf can↑
 
2012-09-10 04:12:27 AM

SnarfVader: Relevant.


Bot really. She's not fruit, she's daughter of millionaire
 
2012-09-10 04:15:51 AM
I have no idea who she is, but Peaches?
That's something you would name a pet, and not a pet you expect to live long.
 
2012-09-10 04:19:30 AM

LewDux: SnarfVader: Relevant.

Bot really. She's not fruit, she's daughter of millionaire


Are you saying you wouldn't want to eat her a peach?
 
2012-09-10 04:22:14 AM

God-is-a-Taco: I have no idea who she is, but Peaches?
That's something you would name a pet, and not a pet you expect to live long.


She's Bob Geldof's daughter, but her sisters have even worse names. Fifi Trixibelle and Pixie.

I think Bob Geldof belongs to the Frank Zappa school of baby names.
 
2012-09-10 04:38:01 AM
Poor kid. I'm not sure which is worse, have this heroin junky (pops - SFW) as a mom, or the snookie thing.  I'm sure they'll both raise well adjusted, respectful young men.
 
2012-09-10 04:48:31 AM
I looked closely at the pics and did not see a pothole.
 
2012-09-10 05:04:31 AM
Glad the phone is okay!

/read the comments, I love how English people talk.
 
2012-09-10 05:17:51 AM

Bathia_Mapes: If you know the sidewalks are bad then get off your phone and pay attention where you're pushing the stroller, you stupid, vapid twunt.


Don't be silly.
 
2012-09-10 05:29:05 AM

AbbeySomeone: Bathia_Mapes: If you know the sidewalks are bad then get off your phone and pay attention where you're pushing the stroller, you stupid, vapid twunt.

Don't be silly.


Surely you can't be serious.
 
2012-09-10 05:35:08 AM

T-Boy: I looked closely at the pics and did not see a pothole.


The sidewalk has a rectangular hole, right where the front wheels are in the first pic.

If she wants to blame someone other than herself, she should blame the stroller manufacturer for using such small front wheels. Larger wheels would have handled that without any trouble. Now, she might have tripped and pushed the back of the stroller down, launching her kid onto the sidewalk behind her, but that's bound to happen sometimes anyway.
 
2012-09-10 05:44:13 AM

Bathia_Mapes: AbbeySomeone: Bathia_Mapes: If you know the sidewalks are bad then get off your phone and pay attention where you're pushing the stroller, you stupid, vapid twunt.

Don't be silly.

Surely you can't be serious.


I am quite serious. And don't call me Shirley.
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2012-09-10 05:45:58 AM
The reasons why this drivel makes the "news" is the greatest argument yet that humanity requires a reboot..

Nothing noteworthy here... move along.. or neuter yourself and stop mucking up the gene-pool... please...
 
2012-09-10 05:54:44 AM

SnarfVader: LewDux: SnarfVader: Relevant.

Bot really. She's not fruit, she's daughter of millionaire

Are you saying you wouldn't want to eat her a peach?


Are you implying that I like bananas?
 
2012-09-10 06:06:36 AM

Krieghund: I've done that and I wasn't even on the phone.


This kind of thing happens all the time:

i.dailymail.co.uk

It's where she's still on the phone, scooping up her baby etc. that is kind of sketch. But really... even celebrities have important conversations, and it's not like she left the baby lying on the pavement until she finished. Seems like a crappy stroller though, you'd really have to work to get ours to tip over and it's not even very well-designed.
 
2012-09-10 06:21:58 AM
Nice to see that she didn't also drop her phone. Looked like it was safe and still in use during the whole ordeal.
 
2012-09-10 06:34:26 AM
Clearly that's why you should have those shopping cart casters on the front of your pram.
 
2012-09-10 06:42:41 AM
She likes to push the pram a lot!
 
2012-09-10 06:47:28 AM
Instead of taking pics, perhaps they could act like a decent human being and help her AND the baby up!
 
2012-09-10 06:47:45 AM
Astala vista, baby.
 
2012-09-10 06:50:12 AM
Accidents happen, but this dub biatch didn't have the baby strapped, in, thought holding her phone was more important, and is now blaming the "cracks"? fark her.
 
2012-09-10 06:53:43 AM

MagSeven: Nice to see that she didn't also drop her phone. Looked like it was safe and still in use during the whole ordeal.


I know, right? A lesser person would have given in to instinct and dropped the phone to get a second hand on the stroller with they felt it start to tip over, but not this woman! The phone will be okay!
 
2012-09-10 07:00:34 AM

liam76: Accidents happen, but this dub biatch didn't have the baby strapped, in, thought holding her phone was more important, and is now blaming the "cracks"? fark her.


According to the Twitter screenshots in the article, the baby was strapped in. Which didn't prevent him from being turned into a human pretzel.

The pictures made me lol.
 
2012-09-10 07:04:54 AM

Hetfield: liam76: Accidents happen, but this dub biatch didn't have the baby strapped, in, thought holding her phone was more important, and is now blaming the "cracks"? fark her.

According to the Twitter screenshots in the article, the baby was strapped in. Which didn't prevent him from being turned into a human pretzel.

The pictures made me lol.


I don't see how the baby could have been strapped in and fallen out like that.
 
2012-09-10 07:10:04 AM

liam76: I don't see how the baby could have been strapped in and fallen out like that.


I was going to say it probably was a simple hip belt, but looking at the pics again it seems like she was lying about him being strapped in.

Horrible, horrible mother.
 
2012-09-10 07:18:26 AM

dudemanbro: This is what happens when you name your daughter Peaches.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This
 
2012-09-10 07:21:25 AM
Did something similar the first time I took our oldest out for a walk. She was about 2 weeks old, I was a proud dad. I made the mistake of not strapping her in the stroller.

During the walk my dog freaked, ran between me and the stroller, I had the dog's leash on my wrist. She jerked my wrist down and, in doing so, toppled the stroller, sending my 3 week old daughter head first onto the concrete sidewalk.

I ran all the way home with her, vowing to beat the dog once I had time. My daughter was ok and is now 7 and does not appear to have been harmed by the incident.

/didn't beat the dog, just gave her some serious bad stares.
//was not on cellphone either
 
2012-09-10 07:23:32 AM
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It's such a good thing that she didn't drop that glass on the pavement! Babies' spines are still flexible.
 
2012-09-10 07:32:49 AM
At least she didn't dangle her child from balcony, like that... what's her face?
 
2012-09-10 08:40:33 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk
Mummy Peaches: `Oopsie-doodles!'
Babby Peach-Pit: `What the-? Dammit, you vacuous twunt!'
 
2012-09-10 08:46:16 AM
Base over apex, as they say over there.
 
2012-09-10 08:49:44 AM
People think it's a joke, but she could have used some rubber baby buggy bumpers.
 
2012-09-10 08:50:12 AM
Accidents happen. What's embarrassing is the twitter/social media whatever rant about how it's someone else's fault or treating the world like it was made of Nerf.
 
2012-09-10 09:00:35 AM
So I'm the only one laughing at the pic of the kid's legs straight up in the air?

That's good fail stuff right there.
 
2012-09-10 09:01:36 AM
Don't look so frightened, this is just a passing phase
 
2012-09-10 09:03:18 AM
All that money and she's still wearing ugly shoes.
 
2012-09-10 09:08:04 AM
She has to push the pram a lot.

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2012-09-10 09:09:00 AM
The kid wasn't strapped in.

You can see the buckle UNDER the blanket and not harnessed around the kid.
 
2012-09-10 09:30:52 AM
mother do you think she'll drop the pram.
 
2012-09-10 09:32:54 AM
Maybe if she carried her baby sometimes, instead of just tucking her into the latest high-dollar stroller, these things wouldn't happen. But I guess she wouldn't be able to talk on her phone then. And oh, how inconvenient to actually have to hold your child, when it smells and cries and spits up and stuff. Eeww.
 
2012-09-10 09:35:12 AM
That's what, a $5,000 stroller and is specifically designed to topple when those tiny front wheels get caught in cracks? Yes. Money =/= brains.
 
2012-09-10 09:46:07 AM

someonelse: All that money and she's still wearing ugly shoes.


But at least they're sensible for walking on cracked pavement (unlike the high rises you see so many celebutard moms in when carrying babby)
 
2012-09-10 09:46:30 AM
It isnt as bad as the time when I left the bar after a hard binge and overturned my kid after I rammed a police horse with the stroller.
 
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