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2012-09-10 01:28:10 AM  
Crown prosecutor Hillary Drain said going to a public park and ejaculating on women minding their own business isn't acceptable.

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
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2012-09-10 01:29:09 AM  
FTFA: Crown prosecutor Hillary Drain said going to a public park and ejaculating on women minding their own business isn't acceptable.

What if you exclusively target busybodies?
 
2012-09-10 01:45:34 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: FTFA: Crown prosecutor Hillary Drain said going to a public park and ejaculating on women minding their own business isn't acceptable.

What if you exclusively target busybodies?


Can you do that?

Busybody: I'm here to tell you blah blah blah!
You: Shadup! *moneyshot*
Busybody: Augh! My hair! Police!
You: Oh no! I'm goin' to jail!
Police: Actually, it's legal.


No. If it was legal Mormon missionaries would carry umbrellas and wear goggle.
 
2012-09-10 01:52:23 AM  

doglover: TuteTibiImperes: FTFA: Crown prosecutor Hillary Drain said going to a public park and ejaculating on women minding their own business isn't acceptable.

What if you exclusively target busybodies?

Can you do that?

Busybody: I'm here to tell you blah blah blah!
You: Shadup! *moneyshot*
Busybody: Augh! My hair! Police!
You: Oh no! I'm goin' to jail!
Police: Actually, it's legal.


No. If it was legal Mormon missionaries would carry umbrellas and wear goggle.


Heh, now that's a mental image...

Around here it's Jehovah's Witnesses, but they usually come by when I'm at work and just leave their literature jammed in the doorframe. The one time they've caught me at home recently they seemed to lose interest when they learned I wasn't hispanic and didn't speak Spanish. Apparently I'm in some weird hispanic Jehovah's Witness recruiting territory.
 
2012-09-10 02:05:49 AM  
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Refused to comment on this story.
 
2012-09-10 02:51:55 AM  

RodneyToady: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?


+1
 
2012-09-10 04:15:06 AM  
Maybe he just bit his wrist?
www.wearysloth.com

LOOK AT THE BLOOD!
 

Miggs, You stupid FARK!
 
2012-09-10 05:29:25 AM  
Really now. You can't just leave your DNA at the crime scene like that.
 
2012-09-10 05:34:45 AM  
FTA : Judge Mary Jane Richards sentenced Gould Wednesday to a total of 10 months

Great judge, Mary. She's smart and she's fair.

/throws terrible parties though...
 
2012-09-10 05:35:54 AM  
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2012-09-10 05:36:27 AM  
Is it "What follows 'We wish you a merry Christmas'?"
 
2012-09-10 05:37:26 AM  
guesswhatididtoday.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-10 05:39:06 AM  
Make it rain...make it rain...
 
2012-09-10 05:49:57 AM  
It's their fault for sunbathing in a public place. Should have went to a solarium.
 
2012-09-10 05:57:21 AM  
Crown prosecutor Hillary Drain said going to a public park and ejaculating on women minding their own business isn't acceptable.

UJIH? (Unsolicited Jizz In Hair)
 
2012-09-10 05:58:35 AM  
FTA: "Crown prosecutor Hillary Drain said going to a public park and ejaculating on women minding their own business isn't acceptable."

Again
with the unnecessary adjectives and descriptors...
 
2012-09-10 05:59:57 AM  

offmymeds: [guesswhatididtoday.files.wordpress.com image 576x312]

Judge Mary Jane Richards sentenced Gould Wednesday to a total of 10 months in jail on the two offences.


Yup.
 
2012-09-10 06:39:22 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-10 06:40:14 AM  
I woulda had to charge them chics man.
 
2012-09-10 06:44:01 AM  
Perp in action:

NSFW-ish
 
2012-09-10 06:52:31 AM  
Some of the victims
 
2012-09-10 06:53:17 AM  
That kind of talent shouldn't be locked up...it should be studied in the name of science.

Unless the sunbather was accompanied by a donkey and a couple midgets, I'd be hard pressed to ever get something off. Stupid internet...
 
2012-09-10 07:06:31 AM  
The perp warming up at home, REALLY NSFW.
 
2012-09-10 07:08:51 AM  
Is Hillary Drain hot?
 
2012-09-10 07:13:36 AM  
 
2012-09-10 07:44:56 AM  

MessyDwarf: Extremely NSFW


Such an appropriate screen name, too!
 
2012-09-10 07:56:01 AM  

MessyDwarf: Extremely NSFW


She is mad..... that.... he came in her hair...... and.... she's a ..... porn starlet?

I'm missing something here, I just know it.
 
2012-09-10 07:56:32 AM  
pleaded guilty in August to May 5 and July 17 counts of indictable sexual assault.

I agree that it isn't acceptable but someone please tell me why it is sexual assault?

I really don't understand the concept.
 
2012-09-10 08:04:24 AM  
www.vh1.com
 
2012-09-10 08:16:39 AM  

TomD9938: FTA : Judge Mary Jane Richards sentenced Gould Wednesday to a total of 10 months

Great judge, Mary. She's smart and she's fair.

/throws terrible parties though...


I don't know. I think he got off easy.
 
2012-09-10 08:17:45 AM  
Sounds like a sticky situation.
 
2012-09-10 08:19:38 AM  

snowybunting: The perp warming up at home, REALLY NSFW.


I wish there was more context to this. Did she know the guy? Had she JUST gotten her hair done? Who was the second girl? What is the age of spider consent?
 
2012-09-10 08:21:04 AM  

snowybunting: The perp warming up at home, REALLY NSFW.


Was that filmed with a potato underwater?
 
2012-09-10 08:31:50 AM  
He was just auditioning for Cumshot Surprise.
 
2012-09-10 08:34:12 AM  
www.fantasysportsgab.com
 
2012-09-10 08:40:58 AM  
 
2012-09-10 08:56:35 AM  

Pvt Joker: Pearl Necklace (NSFW)


userserve-ak.last.fm

Sees what you did there. Ah how how how how.
 
2012-09-10 09:09:56 AM  
seen fleeing the park..

beermugsports.com
 
2012-09-10 09:12:32 AM  
I couldn't help but wonder if there was some as of yet unknown Frank Zappa song that had just been discovered.
 
2012-09-10 09:13:18 AM  
thinkprogress.org

Judge Hatch would have told the women it was their fault for being sexy. The perp would have gotten 12 hours of community service.
 
2012-09-10 09:36:13 AM  

RodneyToady: Crown prosecutor Hillary Drain said going to a public park and ejaculating on women minding their own business isn't acceptable.

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?


Came for the Costanza reference, left feeling ohhhhh so satisfied
 
2012-09-10 09:39:57 AM  

Pep Streebeck: [www.vh1.com image 347x303]


Thank you Pep Streebeck, this thread had me worried for a moment there.
 
2012-09-10 09:46:38 AM  
Put him in the cell next to Hannibal Lecter and everything will work out just fine.
 
2012-09-10 09:52:06 AM  
Crown prosecutor Hillary Drain said going to a public park and ejaculating on women minding their own business isn't acceptable.

Damn! You mean I can't do as the porn stars do? What a buzzkiller.
 
2012-09-10 09:59:03 AM  

Witchyman: MessyDwarf: Extremely NSFW

She is mad..... that.... he came in her hair...... and.... she's a ..... porn starlet?

I'm missing something here, I just know it.


She was perhaps missing Grade Nine, but not her stepdad.
 
2012-09-10 09:59:47 AM  

probesport: Sounds like a sticky situation.


That's what I call getting one's comeuppance.
 
2012-09-10 10:05:22 AM  
♪♫ There was something in your hair that night,
it made me fight,
F E R N A N D O....♪♫ 
 
2012-09-10 10:05:56 AM  
Crown prosecutor Hillary Drain said going to a public park and ejaculating on women minding their own business isn't acceptable.

& very naughty.
 
2012-09-10 10:12:16 AM  
I am still trying to figure out how this was logistically possible.
 
2012-09-10 10:37:34 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

yeah.....about that?.. women go suntan in the public parks SO THAT MEN WILL LOOK AT THEM AND GET AROUSED.. they are not doing it just for the suntaning. plus. yeah if that was one of the women, I probably would wack off over top her as well.

Hell I damn near did it to the hottie on the bus this morning
 
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