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(NFL)   Oh, I'm afraid Peyton Manning will be quite operational when your friends arrive   (nfl.com) divider line 287
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2012-09-10 08:34:03 AM  
Nice subby.
 
2012-09-10 08:37:08 AM  
Stolen from the original thread.
 
2012-09-10 08:43:27 AM  
best part about it is that he says he's still not 100%.

Be afraid, be very afraid.
 
2012-09-10 09:02:04 AM  
I wonder if the Colts could trade for him?
 
2012-09-10 09:40:25 AM  
Your overconfidence is your weakness
 
2012-09-10 09:48:04 AM  

ArkAngel: Your overconfidence is your weakness


Your faith in the AFC West is yours.
 
2012-09-10 10:07:57 AM  

OtherBrotherDarryl: ArkAngel: Your overconfidence is your weakness

Your faith in the AFC West is yours.


Hokey offenses and ancient quarterbacks are no match for a good defense at your side, kid.
 
2012-09-10 10:22:30 AM  

Jubeebee: OtherBrotherDarryl: ArkAngel: Your overconfidence is your weakness

Your faith in the AFC West is yours.

Hokey offenses and ancient quarterbacks are no match for a good defense at your side, kid.



I find your lack of faith....disturbing.
 
2012-09-10 10:24:21 AM  
He looked good but not great. He played like an average quarterback having a decent game.
 
2012-09-10 10:38:12 AM  
Demaryious thomas has the Steelers number.
 
2012-09-10 10:42:18 AM  
Tracy Porter now has a two game streak of games involving him and Payton Manning where he locks down the game with a pick-6 interception.
 
2012-09-10 10:43:47 AM  
Couple of great signs but the full Manning has not been unleashed. The cross-field bullet pass that showed nice arm strength and the soft touch lob pass to Tamme on the sideline showed Manning finesse.
Nobody wants to play the Broncos right now.
 
2012-09-10 10:48:52 AM  

SlothB77: Demaryious thomas Anyone who knows enough to throw at Ike has the Steelers number.


FTFY. Ike is almost as bad as Devin McCourty. Sure he'll do some good things here and there, but it's practically written in stone that he will get burned at least twice a game, once for immediate points. 

Anyone who can pass and pass block worth a fark can beat the Steelers right now.
 
2012-09-10 11:05:04 AM  

I_C_Weener: Jubeebee: OtherBrotherDarryl: ArkAngel: Your overconfidence is your weakness

Your faith in the AFC West is yours.

Hokey offenses and ancient quarterbacks are no match for a good defense at your side, kid.


I find your lack of faith....disturbing.


Don't try to frighten us with your running game's ways. Your sad devotion to that ancient strategy hasn't helped you conjure up a Superbowl victory.
 
2012-09-10 11:09:29 AM  

ArkAngel: I_C_Weener: Jubeebee: OtherBrotherDarryl: ArkAngel: Your overconfidence is your weakness

Your faith in the AFC West is yours.

Hokey offenses and ancient quarterbacks are no match for a good defense at your side, kid.


I find your lack of faith....disturbing.

Don't try to frighten us with your running game's ways. Your sad devotion to that ancient strategy hasn't helped you conjure up a Superbowl victory.


The QB is part of the Pittsburgh team and a rapist. Take him away!
 
/not quite there
 
 
2012-09-10 11:13:08 AM  

ArkAngel: I_C_Weener: Jubeebee: OtherBrotherDarryl: ArkAngel: Your overconfidence is your weakness

Your faith in the AFC West is yours.

Hokey offenses and ancient quarterbacks are no match for a good defense at your side, kid.


I find your lack of faith....disturbing.

Don't try to frighten us with your running game's ways. Your sad devotion to that ancient strategy hasn't helped you conjure up a Superbowl victory.


You've never heard of the Superbowl XLI? ... He's the QB that beat the Bears in 29 parsecs..
 
 
2012-09-10 11:39:07 AM  
Sister...you have a twin sister. I shall instruct the Cowgirls to defeat him as well.
 
2012-09-10 11:46:33 AM  
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2012-09-10 12:03:16 PM  
goooooooooooooood!!!



(emperor voice)



titty sprinkles
 
2012-09-10 12:05:17 PM  
So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause.
 
2012-09-10 12:07:24 PM  

ArkAngel: I_C_Weener: Jubeebee: OtherBrotherDarryl: ArkAngel: Your overconfidence is your weakness

Your faith in the AFC West is yours.

Hokey offenses and ancient quarterbacks are no match for a good defense at your side, kid.


I find your lack of faith....disturbing.

Don't try to frighten us with your running game's ways. Your sad devotion to that ancient strategy hasn't helped you conjure up a Superbowl victory.


All of you, +1 internets
 
2012-09-10 12:07:56 PM  

Jubeebee: OtherBrotherDarryl: ArkAngel: Your overconfidence is your weakness

Your faith in the AFC West is yours.

Hokey offenses and ancient quarterbacks are no match for a good defense at your side, kid.


Yeah, and the team with one of the worst defenses in the AFC made the Super Bowl last year. Not sure your point.
 
2012-09-10 12:09:30 PM  
IT'S A TRAP! FOR FIVE YARDS!
 
2012-09-10 12:10:11 PM  
Lots of PA fans in my neck of the woods are strangely quiet today. I am OK with this.
 
2012-09-10 12:10:13 PM  

Rhypskallion: So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause.


That line was my favorite part of the prequels. I still don't think the vast majority of the audience got it.

/did congress clap when the patriot act passed?
 
2012-09-10 12:10:19 PM  

Jubeebee: OtherBrotherDarryl: ArkAngel: Your overconfidence is your weakness

Your faith in the AFC West is yours.

Hokey offenses and ancient quarterbacks are no match for a good defense at your side, kid.


So your saying the Steelers don't have a good defense?
 
2012-09-10 12:11:24 PM  
www.singleblackmale.org

*I* don't like you either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.
 
2012-09-10 12:12:13 PM  
Aren't you a little short for an outside linebacker?

/got nothin
 
2012-09-10 12:12:49 PM  

srhp29: Jubeebee: OtherBrotherDarryl: ArkAngel: Your overconfidence is your weakness

Your faith in the AFC West is yours.

Hokey offenses and ancient quarterbacks are no match for a good defense at your side, kid.

Yeah, and the team with one of the worst defenses in the AFC made the Super Bowl last year. Not sure your point.


Why, you slimy, double-crossing, no-good farker. You got a lot of guts posting here, after what you pulled.
 
2012-09-10 12:13:04 PM  

I_C_Weener: ArkAngel: I_C_Weener: Jubeebee: OtherBrotherDarryl: ArkAngel: Your overconfidence is your weakness

Your faith in the AFC West is yours.

Hokey offenses and ancient quarterbacks are no match for a good defense at your side, kid.


I find your lack of faith....disturbing.

Don't try to frighten us with your running game's ways. Your sad devotion to that ancient strategy hasn't helped you conjure up a Superbowl victory.

You've never heard of the Superbowl XLI? ... He's the QB that beat the Bears in 29 parsecs..


The Bears always rush in single file to hide their numbers.
 
2012-09-10 12:13:07 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

It's a trap.
 
2012-09-10 12:13:48 PM  

DamnYankees: He looked good but not great. He played like an average quarterback having a decent game.


You'd have a point; except the defense you're referring to was #1 in the league last year...and he's Peyton freakin' Manning. Him, at home v. your D isn't (always) great for your D
 
2012-09-10 12:13:55 PM  
He still has an unprotected thermal exhaust port

/wait that's nasty
 
2012-09-10 12:14:29 PM  
These are not the refs you're looking for.
 
2012-09-10 12:14:40 PM  

I_C_Weener: Jubeebee: OtherBrotherDarryl: ArkAngel: Your overconfidence is your weakness

Your faith in the AFC West is yours.

Hokey offenses and ancient quarterbacks are no match for a good defense at your side, kid.


I find your lack of faith....disturbing.


Enough of this! Weener, release him!
 
2012-09-10 12:14:43 PM  

grinding_journalist: Rhypskallion: So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause.

That line was my favorite part of the prequels. I still don't think the vast majority of the audience got it.

/did congress clap when the patriot act passed?


You got lost on your way to the Politics tab.
 
2012-09-10 12:15:23 PM  

Publikwerks: [www.singleblackmale.org image 666x800]

*I* don't like you either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.


Would have gone with:

"I love you...."

"I know."
 
2012-09-10 12:15:57 PM  

ZzeusS: Lots of PA fans in my neck of the woods are strangely quiet today. I am OK with this.


Penn State AND the Steelers losing? It must be Christmas!
 
2012-09-10 12:16:58 PM  

DamnYankees: He looked good but not great. He played like an average quarterback having a decent game.


A QB rating of 129.2 is average now?
 
2012-09-10 12:17:03 PM  
But the Jets and Broncos had a deal!
 
2012-09-10 12:17:46 PM  
These passes - too accurate for AFC West QB's. Only a Manning's are so precise.
 
2012-09-10 12:19:11 PM  

DamnYankees: He looked good but not great. He played like an average quarterback having a decent game.


I must have been watching a different game than you, then. He looked like a great quarterback who, even with a few issues with his spiral and strength, still looked great after almost 2 years without playing a meaningful game. Most of the game is mental, and he hasn't lost any of that at all. He's never been a qb with a "big arm", anyway, so there's no real difference there. It looks like he's made a few adjustments in his game to compensate for the lack of velocity and tightness, as well (such as the play on the last touchdown pass). Which "average" qb would you put on par with him, if you don't think he still belongs in the upper echelon of qbs?
 
2012-09-10 12:19:16 PM  

ZzeusS: Lots of PA fans in my neck of the woods are strangely quiet today. I am OK with this.


You mean it's as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced? Do you fear that something terrible has happened?

/hot
 
2012-09-10 12:19:21 PM  
If Ryan Clark was able to play, the Steelers would have won this game 100-7. This is a scientific fact and thus cannot be argued.
 
2012-09-10 12:19:28 PM  
Is one game a streak?

/farkin donkkkoz
 
2012-09-10 12:19:43 PM  
All jokes aside, it sure was good to see old Peyton back out there.
Watching his scramble to pick up that first down, I wondered just how much the NFL would fine someone for putting a late hit on him?
 
2012-09-10 12:20:09 PM  

DamnYankees: He looked good but not great. He played like an average quarterback having a decent game.


Not sure you understand what the words average or decent mean. He completed over 70% of his passes, thres for 260 and 2 TDs with no interceptions.

That's a little bit better than Average and way better than decent.
 
2012-09-10 12:21:17 PM  
www.chrissniderdesign.com

Rep-re-SENT!

/Atlanta...YOU'RE NEXT
 
2012-09-10 12:21:39 PM  
www.highsnobiety.com
 
2012-09-10 12:21:47 PM  
Heinz Field. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. :P
 
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