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(ABC)   Studio offers pole dancing classes to kids as young as five. What could possibly go wrong?   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 74
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2012-09-10 06:32:10 AM
What could possibly go wrong?

Nothing. And yet, watch us find a way...
 
2012-09-10 06:55:18 AM
seems harmless
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2012-09-10 07:49:59 AM
I don't know about teaching kids but the idea of attractive women taking these classes to try to arouse their Type A, closet gay, corporate executive husbands makes me sad.
 
2012-09-10 08:36:49 AM
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2012-09-10 09:08:50 AM

hitlersbrain: I don't know about teaching kids but the idea of attractive women taking these classes to try to arouse their Type A, closet gay, corporate executive husbands makes me sad.


huh. It kinda works for me.
 
2012-09-10 09:10:48 AM
Many women think being a filth bucket is a vital part of being sexy, and girls look up to them. Works fine for me.
 
2012-09-10 09:34:26 AM
Hmmmm, chlamydia on a stick....hmmmmm
 
2012-09-10 09:38:47 AM

HotWingConspiracy: Many women think being a filth bucket...


..is something men want to stick it in?

Sorry, was just completing sentences again. That said, I'm not entirely sure how dancing in an erotic manner for your spouse or loved one in order to arouse them makes you "sad" or a "filth bucket".
 
2012-09-10 10:05:02 AM
Skill Mastery Takes 7 Years and 10,000 Hours.
 
2012-09-10 10:42:28 AM
Make it rain...

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2012-09-10 11:06:25 AM
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Well, The world needs pole dancers, too!
 
2012-09-10 11:20:45 AM

SkunkWerks: HotWingConspiracy: Many women think being a filth bucket...

..is something men want to stick it in?

Sorry, was just completing sentences again. That said, I'm not entirely sure how dancing in an erotic manner for your spouse or loved one in order to arouse them makes you "sad" or a "filth bucket".


He has an issue with his issue.
 
2012-09-10 11:28:28 AM

Hawnkee: [i149.photobucket.com image 500x400]


Needs to be amended to have strippers, escorts and street walkers. All the essentials to modern life.
 
2012-09-10 11:35:27 AM

SkunkWerks: HotWingConspiracy: Many women think being a filth bucket...

..is something men want to stick it in?

Sorry, was just completing sentences again. That said, I'm not entirely sure how dancing in an erotic manner for your spouse or loved one in order to arouse them makes you "sad" or a "filth bucket".


I didn't say a filth bucket was a bad thing. Though teaching five year olds to do it is indeed sad.
 
2012-09-10 11:49:56 AM

nmemkha: [images.wikia.com image 300x300]


Came for this, obviously.
 
2012-09-10 12:51:59 PM

tafka: Sprains, broken/fractured bones, torn ligaments, ruptured muscles - the same as any other dance form really. As with any form of physical activity, make certain the instructor is well-trained and shows obvious concern for the welfare of their students.


I had the misfortune of watching some of those child dance reality shows. The level of self-absorption among both the mothers and the instructors is shocking, and all their hissy fits do is contribute to injuries that the children are then verbally abused for. It makes me weep for humanity, but I guess that's yuppies for you.
 
2012-09-10 01:11:20 PM

hitlersbrain: I don't know about teaching kids but the idea of attractive women taking these classes to try to arouse their Type A, closet gay, corporate executive husbands makes me sad.


closet gay? The women are just trying to fend off being left for actual strippers, or secretaries that give good head, or pretty much anyone younger and with less stretch marks with them. You don't see too many corporate executive support pools staffed entirely by well-manicured men with heaving biceps.
 
2012-09-10 01:45:57 PM

hitlersbrain: I don't know about teaching kids but the idea of attractive women taking these classes to try to arouse their Type A, closet gay, corporate executive husbands makes me sad.


Congrats - you are only slightly less intelligent than Hitler...I mean Hitler right now...at this instant.

Think about it on your way to the parole office - you'll get it sooner (or later...probably later).
 
2012-09-10 01:52:18 PM
Why all the outrage as no one ever heard of the uneven bars?
 
2012-09-10 03:20:09 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Though teaching five year olds to do it is indeed sad.


Why?
 
2012-09-10 03:28:07 PM
How soon until they catch someone with a hidden camera?

To which the question "was that wrong? Should I not have done that?" will be difficult to answer.
 
2012-09-10 03:53:20 PM

StoPPeRmobile: He has an issue with his issue.


But, what condition is his condition in?
 
2012-09-10 05:20:23 PM

SkunkWerks: HotWingConspiracy: Though teaching five year olds to do it is indeed sad.

Why?


Because 5 year olds have little use for "dancing in an erotic manner for your spouse or loved one in order to arouse them".
 
2012-09-10 10:46:57 PM
She's taking a realistic look at their future prospects and doing "Job training."

Now THATS an educator.
 
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