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(Newser)   Nine "celebrities" Playboy rejected, sparing millions of unsuspecting readers from seeing the likes of a nude Kelly Osbourne   (newser.com) divider line 95
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2012-09-09 09:43:04 PM
10) Andrea Dworkin

images.nymag.com
 
2012-09-09 09:54:40 PM
www.papermag.com 

11. Beth Ditto
 
2012-09-09 09:55:23 PM
I would accept Tatu.
 
2012-09-09 10:06:12 PM
Can I say I'm kinda digging' this picture of Britney. This has exactly the right amount of junk:

Boom
 
2012-09-09 10:06:52 PM
They still did Carnie Wilson and Chyna's clenis, though.
 
2012-09-09 10:22:11 PM
Shirley Jones, who played the mom on "The Partridge Family," might be 75 years old, but that didn't stop her from posing for some sexy test shots, featuring legs and cleave.


i44.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-09 10:23:22 PM
Meh, it's not even remotely like they cornered the market in hotness. There are other much hotter not-as-famous people out there.
 
2012-09-09 10:30:53 PM
I clicked twice and left. Disfunctional-for-the-sake-of-profit website. The navigation was terrible just so they could get page clicks. There's easier to see half-naked chicks elsewhere.
 
2012-09-09 10:35:14 PM
I just kind of want to see everyone naked. Sure, some might be gross, but some might surprise you.
 
2012-09-09 10:35:46 PM

JPSimonetti: I clicked twice and left. Disfunctional-for-the-sake-of-profit website. The navigation was terrible just so they could get page clicks. There's easier to see half-naked chicks elsewhere.


Same except I clicked once
 
2012-09-09 10:37:47 PM
Not quite sure why they rejected TATU. Also, bald or not, I would have bought the issue with Brittany Spears in it. I would have also downloaded the pics of Kate Gosslin, is for nothing other than curiosity (for the same reason I downloaded and eventually fapped to the Octomom video).
 
2012-09-09 10:39:12 PM

M0nkeyp0x: I just kind of want to see everyone naked. Sure, some might be gross, but some might surprise you.


Some might be train wrecks, and that holds its own fascination too.
 
2012-09-09 10:47:07 PM

Great Janitor: Not quite sure why they rejected TATU. Also, bald or not, I would have bought the issue with Brittany Spears in it. I would have also downloaded the pics of Kate Gosslin, is for nothing other than curiosity (for the same reason I downloaded and eventually fapped to the Octomom video).


Gah.
 
2012-09-09 10:49:33 PM
Yeah, I don't get the Tatu rejection. Two relatively-known girls who want to be naked and have no problem being all over each other?

Seems like an easy sale.
 
2012-09-09 10:54:50 PM

EZ1923: Great Janitor: Not quite sure why they rejected TATU. Also, bald or not, I would have bought the issue with Brittany Spears in it. I would have also downloaded the pics of Kate Gosslin, is for nothing other than curiosity (for the same reason I downloaded and eventually fapped to the Octomom video).

Gah.


double gah
 
2012-09-09 10:58:41 PM

M0nkeyp0x: I just kind of want to see everyone naked. Sure, some might be gross, but some might surprise you.


This. And either way I will probably fap to it.
 
2012-09-09 11:00:22 PM
fark you Hef, get back out there and apologize to Tatu and get them into your magazine. Hustler wouldn't have said no, maybe that's why they have my subscription money.
 
2012-09-09 11:00:59 PM
that and beaver hunt!
 
2012-09-09 11:02:50 PM

Dalrint: Yeah, I don't get the Tatu rejection. Two relatively-known girls who want to be naked and have no problem being all over each other?

Seems like an easy sale.


There's no silicone and peroxide involved, with those two.
Sides, girl-on-girl became a Penthouse thing, not a Playboy thing.
 
2012-09-09 11:05:01 PM
I like how the terribly designed website does that EW trick of dropping you into a similar slide show and not letting you know. I was very surprised to learn that Playboy turned down Alex Haley (Roots) for a photoshoot.
 
2012-09-09 11:23:02 PM

Apos: [www.papermag.com image 460x410] 

11. Beth Ditto


...who doesn't need Playboy. (NSFW)
 
2012-09-09 11:26:41 PM

illusionofjoy: Apos: [www.papermag.com image 460x410] 

11. Beth Ditto

...who doesn't need Playboy. (NSFW)


Dear god why would you know that and worse, why the hell would you inflict that on us?! It's as if "he who cannot be named" had thrown that up there.
 
2012-09-09 11:32:19 PM

illusionofjoy: Apos: [www.papermag.com image 460x410] 

11. Beth Ditto

...who doesn't need Playboy. (NSFW)


You need help.

/And drugs.
//Very powerful drugs.
 
2012-09-09 11:32:53 PM
It must suck to be told Chyna is hotter than you
 
2012-09-09 11:33:33 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-09 11:39:47 PM
Yeah, I wouldn't have minded seeing Tatu. Also, given that their whole career at that time was basically built on not seeing them naked, it might have done some damage there as well.
 
2012-09-09 11:42:11 PM
Like Ron White said. "Once you've seen one pair of tits ... you just want to see all the rest of them."
 
2012-09-09 11:44:48 PM

illusionofjoy: Apos: [www.papermag.com image 460x410] 

11. Beth Ditto

...who doesn't need Playboy. (NSFW)


I will not click on this. Ever.
 
2012-09-09 11:46:35 PM
Click for the entire list, including the most surprising entrant-one of Hef's own girlfriends...

^^ fark that... I clicked X on the tab instead.
 
2012-09-09 11:49:28 PM
As for the Tatu thing Rolling Stone apparently interviewed them and considered putting up with them worse than eating your own vomit. Maybe that has something to do with it.

/such a bummer
 
2012-09-09 11:49:31 PM

Apos: illusionofjoy: Apos: [www.papermag.com image 460x410] 

11. Beth Ditto

...who doesn't need Playboy. (NSFW)

I will not click on this. Ever.


It's from the cover of NME and you can't actually see any naughty bits - although you can barely see the fact that she doesn't shave her pits (NTTAWWT)
 
2012-09-09 11:52:26 PM

Apos: illusionofjoy: Apos: [www.papermag.com image 460x410] 

11. Beth Ditto

...who doesn't need Playboy. (NSFW)

I will not click on this. Ever.


I will tell the people of your wisdom.

/Truly, you are the Chosen One.
 
2012-09-09 11:53:18 PM

BigJake: It must suck to be told Chyna is hotter than you



I LOL'd.
 
2012-09-09 11:56:03 PM
Don't know why Playboy would turn down Britney, Tatu, or Mrs. Partridge. I'd pay for beaver shots of any of them.

For the rest, all I can say is, "who?"
 
2012-09-09 11:56:08 PM
Add me to the pile that would have wanted to see a Tatu spread.

And why Newser? Why not just link directly to the Frisky?
 
2012-09-09 11:57:52 PM

mcmnky: For the rest, all I can say is, "who?"


Correction/admission: I have heard of Stodden and Gosselin, but only from Fark.
 
2012-09-10 12:00:36 AM
I would have loved to see Tatu indeed. I would have also loved to see Osbourne pose for the sole purpose of morbid curiosity.
 
2012-09-10 12:00:58 AM
Once Kelly Osbourne lost the weight and stopped wearing the clown makeup, she turned out really hot

2.bp.blogspot.com

www.celebritydietdoctor.com
 
2012-09-10 12:02:17 AM
I guess Playboy forgot that they already had topless Audrina Patridge in their magazine. Not sure about Tatu, but I know Playboy did some kind of blurb about them.
 
2012-09-10 12:11:26 AM

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: (NTTAWWT)


there's a lot wrong with it

fusillade762: Add me to the pile that would have wanted to see a Tatu spread.


there is an extraneous "a" in this post

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Once Kelly Osbourne lost the weight and stopped wearing the clown makeup, she turned out really hot


nnnnnnnnnnnnnnope
 
2012-09-10 12:18:08 AM
And people still read playboy? seriously? are these still using AOL for internet as well?
 
2012-09-10 12:19:13 AM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Once Kelly Osbourne lost the weight and stopped wearing the clown makeup, she turned out really hot

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 300x414]

[www.celebritydietdoctor.com image 425x374]


It's ashame her head is gigantic though. She can't hide that..
 
2012-09-10 12:26:23 AM

illusionofjoy: Apos: [www.papermag.com image 460x410] 

11. Beth Ditto

...who doesn't need Playboy. (NSFW)




i218.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-10 12:28:23 AM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Once Kelly Osbourne lost the weight and stopped wearing the clown makeup, she turned out really hot

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 300x414]

[www.celebritydietdoctor.com image 425x374]


Look I will grant you that she looks a lot thinner than when she was on The Osbourns but she looks too much like her dad to be super hot. She is an average looking woman that has a ton of money to turn her in to a 7 or 71/2.
 
2012-09-10 01:03:19 AM
Here's another vote for the Tatu issue, I would have bought that.
 
2012-09-10 01:13:40 AM

therecksays: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Once Kelly Osbourne lost the weight and stopped wearing the clown makeup, she turned out really hot

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 300x414]

[www.celebritydietdoctor.com image 425x374]

Look I will grant you that she looks a lot thinner than when she was on The Osbourns but she looks too much like her dad to be super hot. She is an average looking woman that has a ton of money to turn her in to a 7 or 71/2.


Seriously. Really hot is not what I'd call her. She looks like the 4ft tall hipster 50s/burlesque girl now
 
2012-09-10 01:22:03 AM

BigJake: It must suck to be told Chyna is hotter than you


That was the copy that confused me greatly. Was Chyna a big enough star to warrant a playboy spread??? She wasn't attractive enough. But, given that it came out around the same time as the XFL, WWF having wrestling on Monday night with RAW and on Wednesday with Smackdown, plus weekend shows, and given that at that time several of the wrestlers were guest starring on then popular tv shows (like the Rock's utterly pointless guest spot on Star Trek: Voyager), I'm guessing that it's not that Playboy had been begging Chyna to do the spread, it was a ploy to get more interest into the WWF since this might have actually been it's peak of popularity. And if so, why Chyna and not one of the more attractive wrestlers from that time period, like Sable (who did later on, or right before, I forget which one posed first)? Vince McMahon is the world's most successful troll who probably convinced Hef that while Chyna might look like male heavy weight wrestler in drag, having her pose might get more wrestling fans to buy playboy over penthouse that month just to see if Chyna was really born a woman.

But on the other hand, to be told that you don't have what it takes to pose for the same stroke mag that published Chyna's naked photos, that must be a huge ego blow. Though for most of that list, I don't think for a moment it was looks, just what made them famous or what they were doing in the media. I have huge doubts that the Kardashian family would be allowed to pose.
 
2012-09-10 02:02:37 AM

Great Janitor: BigJake:
But on the other hand, to be told that you don't have what it takes to pose for the same stroke mag that published Chyna's naked photos, that must be a huge ego blow. Though for most of that list, I don't think for a moment it was looks, just what made them famous or what they were doing in the media. I have huge doubts that the Kardashian family would be allowed to pose.


Chyna has a quite large penis. google for more info (and plenty of pictures).

i'd be cool with seeing kelly osbourne naked tho. but with none of that playboy airbrushing/shooping. not in a sexual way so much, just in a 'hmm, i've seen your vulva' kind of way.
 
2012-09-10 02:34:59 AM
I can't get to the pics now (I'm at work), but they are mistaken about Bridget Marquardt... She was in one of the College issues and appeared in couple feature layouts with Kendra and Holly.

blogs.miaminewtimes.comimages.askmen.com

She was my favorite of the three.
 
2012-09-10 03:53:26 AM

Misconduc: And people still read playboy? seriously? are these still using AOL for internet as well?


My bosses do (use AOL) - I can't figure it out either...
 
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