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(NFL)   Will Faith Hill's "fark me" boots make a return this season? Can Peyton Manning's newfound pony friendship magic take down Big Ben and the Steel Curtain? It's the Broncos vs. the Steelers on Sunday Night Football, 8 PM on NBC   (nfl.com) divider line 2201
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2012-09-09 08:40:24 PM

KushanMadman: Wait, have Bronies adopted the Broncos as their team? Is that a thing? It would make sense. I'd have to kill every single person in the world, but it would make sense.


We also accept the Colts, but, who would want to?
 
2012-09-09 08:40:38 PM

RminusQ: FriarReb98: RminusQ: //but the miniskirt is high quality

Ridiculously high. Like "how-didn't-we-see-panties" high.

Photoshop. The sad, disappointing magic of whatever the video equivalent of photoshop is.


Toaster?
 
2012-09-09 08:40:42 PM

seventypercent: This woman in the Hyundai commercial needs to be put down.


So Elantra owners have bad taste in everything?
 
2012-09-09 08:40:45 PM

seventypercent: This woman in the Hyundai commercial needs to be put down.


The redhead?
 
2012-09-09 08:40:53 PM

seventypercent: This woman in the Hyundai commercial needs to be put down.


Now, now. I think a swift slap in the face would suffice.
 
2012-09-09 08:40:57 PM
Well, since my first question was met so resoundly with "Blue Suit Guy", now I can ask:

Who is worse, Blue Suit Guy or Hyundai Decision Woman?
 
2012-09-09 08:41:04 PM
OK. I have my Wallace pic ready. I just need the cue.....

Todd Haley. Use ALL the Swear Words!
 
2012-09-09 08:41:16 PM

FriarReb98: MBTAhole: FriarReb98: geom_00: Well..if I have to root for a Bronco...I'm rooting for Decker.

/20 points behind in my league....and I have Decker.

20? Hah. I'm SEVENTY points down right now. Granted, I still have Ben, Wallace, Ray Rice and Seabass left, but still.

I got 10 total points out of Richardon, Jackson, and Turner.

Torrey Smith & Gates really...really...really have to go nuts for me

Got .7 from my TE (which I'm getting a backup for on Tuesday morning, believe you me) and the guy I benched got 11 (vs the replacement getting under 3), and was still not the high point scorer on the bench. That'd be Alfred Morris, who somehow got 21.6 points.


In one of the Fark leagues, I've blown out the entire league in points, so I'm getting a kick out of comments like these.
 
2012-09-09 08:41:21 PM

becksellent: DanZero: AHHHH ok ok

this is not a replacement Farker account, unlike the refs

/sup beck?

Heya Dan! :D


It's been a long off-season! 

Yes, I took your pic

"he's got a temper"
 
2012-09-09 08:41:42 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: RminusQ: FriarReb98: RminusQ: //but the miniskirt is high quality

Ridiculously high. Like "how-didn't-we-see-panties" high.

Photoshop. The sad, disappointing magic of whatever the video equivalent of photoshop is.

Toaster?


I choose do believe we saw no panties because she didn't wear any.
 
2012-09-09 08:41:46 PM

eddievercetti: seventypercent: This woman in the Hyundai commercial needs to be put down.

The redhead?


I could deal with her...right up until the new commercial of her choosing her Elantra. And I have a serious crush on most even remotely cute redheads.
 
2012-09-09 08:41:51 PM
Heath? REALLY? COME ON!!!
 
2012-09-09 08:41:56 PM
That was supposed to be the Haley pic now FARK gives me a "forbidden" error

dammit
 
2012-09-09 08:42:19 PM

ariseatex: Well, since my first question was met so resoundly with "Blue Suit Guy", now I can ask:

Who is worse, Blue Suit Guy or Hyundai Decision Woman?


Blue Suit Guy.
 
2012-09-09 08:42:29 PM

Bunny Deville: seventypercent: This woman in the Hyundai commercial needs to be put down.

Now, now. I think a swift slap in the face would suffice.


Okay, I'll go along with that.
 
2012-09-09 08:42:41 PM
I love this old dude ref. He's like a less well put together Willy Loman.
 
2012-09-09 08:42:48 PM

Captain Steroid: KushanMadman: Wait, have Bronies adopted the Broncos as their team? Is that a thing? It would make sense. I'd have to kill every single person in the world, but it would make sense.

We also accept the Colts, but, who would want to?


Because Andrew Luck is adorable? :P

/sorry, I promised I wouldn't get started on that again

Ohhhh, shiat. Miller vs. Miller.

And DeCastro out, announcers. I know he's a rookie but he was totally going to start. :(
 
2012-09-09 08:42:49 PM

ariseatex: Well, since my first question was met so resoundly with "Blue Suit Guy", now I can ask:

Who is worse, Blue Suit Guy or Hyundai Decision Woman?


Blue Suit Guy. Hyundai Decision Woman is, at least, cute.
 
2012-09-09 08:42:51 PM

PanicMan: seventypercent: This woman in the Hyundai commercial needs to be put down.

So Elantra owners have bad taste in everything?


Hey, I have one of those. Well, they renamed it, but I basically have what they call a GT and it was called the Touring when it was made. Actually not that bad of a car.
 
2012-09-09 08:42:57 PM

puffy999: vegaswench: Oh, I was just kidding. I love you Steelers fans. The team, well...

Careful, Ben Roethlisberger has a way of getting women in Vegas to love him.


I'm built like that large Steelers fan in the panties. No one wants that, even Rapistburger.
 
2012-09-09 08:43:00 PM

LucklessWonder: ariseatex: Well, since my first question was met so resoundly with "Blue Suit Guy", now I can ask:

Who is worse, Blue Suit Guy or Hyundai Decision Woman?

Blue Suit Guy.


Worst commercial character? The Bags Fly Free team.
 
2012-09-09 08:43:25 PM
WALLACE!!
 
2012-09-09 08:43:27 PM
And Roethlisberger "slips it in" according to the announcer.
 
2012-09-09 08:43:32 PM

becksellent: And DeCastro out, announcers. I know he's a rookie but he was totally going to start. :(


Leave it to us to lose rookies before the regular season
 
2012-09-09 08:43:33 PM

geom_00: doglover: geom_00: DanZero: Good to be back! I saw you're back in friendly territory after being near Baltimore is this true?

I now live five miles (as the crow flies) from Heinz Field!!

Ballin'

How you doing, bro??


Work. Sleep deprivation. Alcoholism.

But Steelers and Ponies in the same thread? I'm all over that like something on stuff!
 
2012-09-09 08:43:45 PM
Quite a spot from the ref. Gifted a half yard if he wasn't touched earlier.
 
2012-09-09 08:44:00 PM
SHORT! :D
 
2012-09-09 08:44:02 PM
Bad spot (he was short of the 20), but still not a firstie, so it doesn't matter.
 
2012-09-09 08:44:07 PM
You know, I may be going out on a limb here, but I kinda think Todd Haley might be a bit of a douche.
 
2012-09-09 08:44:35 PM

geom_00: OK. I have my Wallace pic ready. I just need the cue.....

Todd Haley. Use ALL the Swear Words!


Hahaha. I should get my gifs fired up, shouldn't I? :P

DanZero: It's been a long off-season! 

Yes, I took your pic

"he's got a temper"


Yes it has, and yes he does. :P
 
2012-09-09 08:44:40 PM

Captain Steroid: SHORT! :D


Yes, we already discussed Faith's dress. :)
 
2012-09-09 08:45:18 PM
Kevin Butler's kid in the NFL. Damn, that makes me feel old.

/adjusts belt onion
 
2012-09-09 08:45:27 PM
Hey, thanks Al. I had no idea a mile is 5280 feet
 
2012-09-09 08:45:28 PM

becksellent: Yes it has, and yes he does. :P


I'm gonna need one that's a bit smaller and more Fark friendly, sadly.

ANGRY HALEY MEME!
 
2012-09-09 08:45:32 PM

becksellent: get my gifs fired up, shouldn't I? :P


Yes. Yes you should!
 
2012-09-09 08:45:35 PM

Gonz: You know, I may be going out on a limb here, but I kinda think Todd Haley might be a bit of a douche.


Possibly, but more importantly to the game at hand, that offensive series is making Arians jealous.
 
2012-09-09 08:45:54 PM

Fubegra: Kevin Butler's kid in the NFL. Damn, that makes me feel old.


The guy from the PlayStation commercials?
 
2012-09-09 08:46:26 PM

Captain Steroid: SHORT! :D


THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! :P

/sorry Cap, couldn't resist ;)

DanZero: becksellent: And DeCastro out, announcers. I know he's a rookie but he was totally going to start. :(

Leave it to us to lose rookies before the regular season


Ugh. I know, right? :( At least we might get Buzz Lightyear back...sucks about Spence, though, hope that's not a career-ender. :'(
 
2012-09-09 08:46:58 PM

GAT_00: PanicMan: seventypercent: This woman in the Hyundai commercial needs to be put down.

So Elantra owners have bad taste in everything?

Hey, I have one of those. Well, they renamed it, but I basically have what they call a GT and it was called the Touring when it was made. Actually not that bad of a car.


I haven't driven one, I'll take your word for it. But as long as you don't impulse buy everything in life like that strange woman in the commercial we're cool.
 
2012-09-09 08:47:00 PM

bulldg4life: Hey, thanks Al. I had no idea a mile is 5280 feet


I didn't. o_o'

\ Math is not my friend. -_-
 
2012-09-09 08:47:32 PM
Man does Manning look stoned there.
 
2012-09-09 08:47:42 PM
Godforbid we have a Payton Manning game without home movies from his childhood.
 
2012-09-09 08:47:44 PM

Fubegra: Kevin Butler's kid in the NFL. Damn, that makes me feel old.

/adjusts belt onion


Same here. Hung out with KB and Maury Buford at a bar in Ft. Lauderdale Before the 84 - 85 season. Kickers have some good stories about their teammates.
 
2012-09-09 08:48:03 PM
More Faith Hill NSFW (though there may be some pixels manipulated...)

Link

Link

Link

Link
 
2012-09-09 08:48:14 PM
"From Rocky Top to the Rocky Mountains"

You've been sitting on that one since it came out he was going to Denver, haven't you Al?
 
2012-09-09 08:48:15 PM

GAT_00: Man does Manning look stoned there.


That's just Manningface
 
2012-09-09 08:48:18 PM

doglover: Alcoholism


Careful!

New livers are not cheap!
 
2012-09-09 08:48:22 PM

becksellent: Captain Steroid: SHORT! :D

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! :P

/sorry Cap, couldn't resist ;)

DanZero: becksellent: And DeCastro out, announcers. I know he's a rookie but he was totally going to start. :(

Leave it to us to lose rookies before the regular season

Ugh. I know, right? :( At least we might get Buzz Lightyear back...sucks about Spence, though, hope that's not a career-ender. :'(


They were supposed to stop the O-line from being all traffic cones and stuff

img.photobucket.com

at least 53's ok for now
 
2012-09-09 08:48:28 PM

PanicMan: But as long as you don't impulse buy everything in life like that strange woman in the commercial we're cool.


I don't impulse buy anything over like $50.
 
2012-09-09 08:48:30 PM

bulldg4life: Hey, thanks Al. I had no idea a mile is 5280 feet


because we use the metric system , eh?
 
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