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(Rolling Stone)   This season of American Idol might be worth watching after all   (rollingstone.com) divider line 43
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2012-09-09 10:26:32 AM  
*sigh*...please no
 
2012-09-09 10:32:15 AM  
The Voice is a better show.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-09-09 10:43:51 AM  
Last year, my 2nd and 3rd graders wanted to put on a talent show. They wanted to sing a Nicki Minaj song.

I told them no. They asked why. I said "Because Nicki Minaj doesn't have any talent".

THAT'S HOW I ROLL.
 
2012-09-09 11:06:34 AM  
It would be interesting for any potential trainwreckage, but no.

MBK: I told them no. They asked why. I said "Because Nicki Minaj doesn't have any talent".


You are a good teacher and a decent human being.
 
2012-09-09 11:07:57 AM  
No, no it won't
 
2012-09-09 11:22:12 AM  
 
2012-09-09 11:46:13 AM  

MBK: Last year, my 2nd and 3rd graders wanted to put on a talent show. They wanted to sing a Nicki Minaj song.

I told them no. They asked why. I said "Because Nicki Minaj doesn't have any talent".

THAT'S HOW I ROLL.


Humanity owes you a debt we can never repay.
 
2012-09-09 12:08:14 PM  
Um no, and f*ck the inventor of autoplay video right in his/her f*ckhole.
 
2012-09-09 12:13:21 PM  
I don't even need to read the article to inform subby that no, in fact, American Idol will never, ever be worth watching.
 
2012-09-09 12:39:47 PM  
Is everyone involved going to be lit on fire at the end of every episode? Then no. No it won't.
 
2012-09-09 12:44:36 PM  
If they aren't dropped into an arena with bears, cobras, lions, trap doors over pits lined with spikes, panthers, pools filled with sharks and piranhas, and all handed weapons and told to fight to the death against the contestants of 'America's Next Top Model' and the mothers of the girls from 'Toddlers and Tiaras', then it is not worth watching.
 
2012-09-09 12:50:23 PM  
If maybe one of the additions this season is that the finalists engage in a chainsaw battle, sure.
 
2012-09-09 12:53:32 PM  
I'd only watch if I were promised an ending similar to that in the movie God Bless America.
 
2012-09-09 12:55:22 PM  
Never in one million years would I reduce myself to watching that shiat.

Never, ever.

Those types of shows have lowered the collective intelligence level of the world.
 
2012-09-09 12:59:14 PM  
As someone who has watched every single season of AI, I may not watch it this time if Nicky Minaj is a judge.
 
2012-09-09 01:01:11 PM  
All I know about Nicky Minaj is that she's the black Cher, and I learned this from that Pepsi commercial they played during pre-season football. I keep commercials muted, so I don't know what her music sounds like.
 
2012-09-09 01:08:10 PM  

t3knomanser: All I know about Nicky Minaj is that she's the black Cher, and I learned this from that Pepsi commercial they played during pre-season football. I keep commercials muted, so I don't know what her music sounds like.


Sounds like two cats bumping uglies at 3:37 in the morning. Autotuned.

/Maybe three
 
2012-09-09 01:20:07 PM  
Why would she be asked to judge a singing competition? It's like asking Ann Romney to write a Dilbert strip.
 
2012-09-09 01:21:01 PM  

gavsarris: t3knomanser: All I know about Nicky Minaj is that she's the black Cher, and I learned this from that Pepsi commercial they played during pre-season football. I keep commercials muted, so I don't know what her music sounds like.

Sounds like two cats bumping uglies at 3:37 in the morning. Autotuned.

/Maybe three


Can you dance to it?
 
2012-09-09 01:22:41 PM  

Ghost Roach: gavsarris: t3knomanser: All I know about Nicky Minaj is that she's the black Cher, and I learned this from that Pepsi commercial they played during pre-season football. I keep commercials muted, so I don't know what her music sounds like.

Sounds like two cats bumping uglies at 3:37 in the morning. Autotuned.

/Maybe three

Can you dance to it?


Dancing's for monkeys
 
2012-09-09 01:39:48 PM  
Maybe if Nikki Minaj did the whole thing topless, it'd be worth it. But quite unlikely.
 
2012-09-09 01:39:48 PM  
Unless they're going to recreate this scene, then no, it's not worth watching

plasmapool.org
 
2012-09-09 01:40:46 PM  
If the contestants had to battle one another ala the Hunger Games while singing, then yes it would be worth watching.
 
2012-09-09 01:55:23 PM  

Bontesla: The Voice is a better show.


I'm only basing this on the commercials I've seen but what's the farking difference? They're both karaoke shows.
 
2012-09-09 01:58:06 PM  
What American Idol has given us
www.sunny1069.com
 
2012-09-09 01:59:16 PM  
I would watch American Idol like this:

www.pbs.org

Against my will, of course.
 
2012-09-09 02:10:50 PM  

MBK: Last year, my 2nd and 3rd graders wanted to put on a talent show. They wanted to sing a Nicki Minaj song.

I told them no. They asked why. I said "Because Nicki Minaj doesn't have any talent".

THAT'S HOW I ROLL.


On these shows, talent is unimportant. The ability to influence the purchasing decisions of 14 year old girls is important.

Anything more is just the cherry.
 
2012-09-09 02:26:35 PM  

Funbags: MBK: Last year, my 2nd and 3rd graders wanted to put on a talent show. They wanted to sing a Nicki Minaj song.

I told them no. They asked why. I said "Because Nicki Minaj doesn't have any talent".

THAT'S HOW I ROLL.

On these shows, talent is unimportant. The ability to influence the purchasing decisions of 14 year old girls is important.

Anything more is just the cherry.


I don't think you're allowed to use 14 year old girls and cherry in the same post.
 
2012-09-09 03:08:23 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Funbags: MBK: Last year, my 2nd and 3rd graders wanted to put on a talent show. They wanted to sing a Nicki Minaj song.

I told them no. They asked why. I said "Because Nicki Minaj doesn't have any talent".

THAT'S HOW I ROLL.

On these shows, talent is unimportant. The ability to influence the purchasing decisions of 14 year old girls is important.

Anything more is just the cherry.

I don't think you're allowed to use 14 year old girls and cherry in the same post.


Y'know, when I read it back in my head, it did sound a bit dodgy.

/I'll just have a seat over there.
 
2012-09-09 03:25:18 PM  

gimmegimme: Why would she be asked to judge a singing competition? It's like asking Ann Romney to write a Dilbert strip.


it is like asking Sandusky to judge the Miss America pageant
 
2012-09-09 04:42:24 PM  
Did not RTFA but no, no it wont. Short of them killing the retards who come sing even though they know they dont belong there, I cant imagine a reason to watch this crap.
 
2012-09-09 05:15:16 PM  
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-09-09 06:02:47 PM  
Adding Nicki Minaj to anything is not going to make me more likely to watch it. The woman is viscerally repulsive to me, and I'm not even talking about her lumpy pudding butt. I just find her gross, like some kind of troll creature.
 
2012-09-09 06:25:10 PM  

Marshmallow Jones: Unless they're going to recreate this scene, then no, it's not worth watching

[plasmapool.org image 648x277]


Have you seen this movie by any chance?

images.starpulse.com
 
2012-09-09 06:30:20 PM  

Ghost Roach: gavsarris: t3knomanser: All I know about Nicky Minaj is that she's the black Cher, and I learned this from that Pepsi commercial they played during pre-season football. I keep commercials muted, so I don't know what her music sounds like.

Sounds like two cats bumping uglies at 3:37 in the morning. Autotuned.

/Maybe three

Can you dance to it?


You can dance if you want to.
 
2012-09-09 06:35:28 PM  
Clicked link, saw Sideshow Bob with dyed hair being interviewed, closed link.
 
2012-09-09 08:26:34 PM  
images.sodahead.com
 
2012-09-09 08:43:52 PM  

fusillade762: Ghost Roach: gavsarris: t3knomanser: All I know about Nicky Minaj is that she's the black Cher, and I learned this from that Pepsi commercial they played during pre-season football. I keep commercials muted, so I don't know what her music sounds like.

Sounds like two cats bumping uglies at 3:37 in the morning. Autotuned.

/Maybe three

Can you dance to it?

You can dance if you want to.


Can I leave my friends behind?
 
2012-09-09 09:08:28 PM  

Carth: Marshmallow Jones: Unless they're going to recreate this scene, then no, it's not worth watching

[plasmapool.org image 648x277]

Have you seen this movie by any chance?


What movie is that?
 
2012-09-09 10:59:46 PM  
Minaj WILL NOT be a host; take it to the bank. Inside info.
 
2012-09-09 11:00:33 PM  

WienerButt: Carth: Marshmallow Jones: Unless they're going to recreate this scene, then no, it's not worth watching

[plasmapool.org image 648x277]

Have you seen this movie by any chance?

What movie is that?


God Bless America written and directed by Bobcat Goldwaith; streamable on netflix instant.
 
2012-09-09 11:54:31 PM  

Summoner101: fusillade762: Ghost Roach: gavsarris: t3knomanser: All I know about Nicky Minaj is that she's the black Cher, and I learned this from that Pepsi commercial they played during pre-season football. I keep commercials muted, so I don't know what her music sounds like.

Sounds like two cats bumping uglies at 3:37 in the morning. Autotuned.

/Maybe three

Can you dance to it?

You can dance if you want to.

Can I leave my friends behind?


Do your friends dance? If they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.
 
2012-09-10 08:06:51 PM  
No.
 
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