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2012-09-09 11:56:00 AM
THAT SAPLING WAS COMIN' RIGHT AT HER!
 
2012-09-09 11:59:02 AM
Any video that starts with, "Hey y'all" and involves guns and redneck girls should get an automatic greenlight on Fark.
 
2012-09-09 12:02:34 PM
she can fire my gun anytime. hur hur hur.
 
2012-09-09 12:06:00 PM
what is that like an auto shotgun?
 
2012-09-09 12:06:14 PM
this asshole is killing saplings, shooting into the ground right in front of her (just asking for a nice piece of lead to come right back at her pretty little face), firing into freshwater and for what? stick with your excellent target shots, and do less of the stupid ass things
 
2012-09-09 12:07:49 PM
Soundtrack by who? Sounds like AC/DC
 
2012-09-09 12:11:47 PM
That isn't a sapling, it's a baby ent. You gotta get em before they grow.
 
2012-09-09 12:15:47 PM
I am in love and I don't even like guns
 
2012-09-09 12:20:08 PM
That pond won't mess with her anymore!
 
2012-09-09 12:27:23 PM
I love the part where she fires a shotgun from a moving vehicle.

It reminds me of a time way back when my Father and I were dove hunting. We were relaxing next to a tank levy on the edge of a 2000 acre thistle field - enjoying the late afternoon and just pass-shooting. The land owner/rancher would often day-lease to people who wanted to dove hunt who weren't permanent lease members (like my father and I). He let on these three rednecks in a flat-black Silverado who decided tear-assing across the thistle field was the best way to shoot doves. Two of them stood in the bed against the cab shooting while the truck was moving (guns off safe). Eventually the driver nosed the truck into one of the many washes meandering through the field. From almost a half a mile, my dad and I could see two guns and two red-necks go flying. One of their guns hit the ground butt-first and went off...luckily it wasn't pointed at anyone. We just sat there and watched as the three dipshiats walked out of the field to go borrow the rancher's tractor. 

Considering no one was hurt, it was a pretty good day. We had good dove hunting and good entertainment.
 
2012-09-09 12:30:31 PM

UberDave: We had good dove hunting and good entertainment.


i47.tinypic.com

"This is my happy face."


/Great story.
 
2012-09-09 12:37:21 PM

zabbers: this asshole is killing saplings, shooting into the ground right in front of her (just asking for a nice piece of lead to come right back at her pretty little face), firing into freshwater and for what? stick with your excellent target shots, and do less of the stupid ass things


/My first thought. I was waiting for buckshot to rebound off the metal barrels to come back and pepper her right in the cootie. What an asshole. Although entertaining, this video pretty much shows you how not to practice range safety. Lucky nobody got hurt.
 
2012-09-09 12:42:28 PM
If she can do that naked, I want her in my bunker when the zombie apocalypse happens.
 
2012-09-09 12:46:19 PM
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2012-09-09 12:47:04 PM
Did she shoot those holes in her pants all by herself?
 
2012-09-09 12:58:41 PM

SmackLT: If she can do that naked, I want her in my bunker when the zombie apocalypse happens.


Of course she can do that naked.
 
2012-09-09 01:00:06 PM
How do we know that was the steel pig she was aiming at?
 
2012-09-09 01:00:50 PM
 
2012-09-09 01:05:00 PM
She can't shoot for shiat. Cute girl but needs some training.
 
2012-09-09 01:17:15 PM

capitafun: She can't shoot for shiat. Cute girl but needs some training.


They gave her a shiatty gun and shells that were often too much for her. And shiatty hearing protection as well.

She's cute as hell, but is getting horrible advice/guidance.
 
2012-09-09 01:25:00 PM
Something is seriously wrong with this biatch.
 
2012-09-09 01:25:06 PM

the biggest redneck here: They gave her a shiatty gun and shells that were often too much for her. And shiatty hearing protection as well.

She's cute as hell, but is getting horrible advice/guidance.


I think this means we need a FARK Shoot Gathering.
 
2012-09-09 01:28:42 PM
Does anyone else have problems with livelinks? I can't click on it or I will have to reboot my phone every time. So how hot is the chick with the gun?
 
2012-09-09 01:33:20 PM

zabbers: this asshole is killing saplings, shooting into the ground right in front of her (just asking for a nice piece of lead to come right back at her pretty little face), firing into freshwater and for what? stick with your excellent target shots, and do less of the stupid ass things


This. I love the guns, but you don't have to destroy everything to have fun with them.

/was waiting for some of that shot to bounce off of those rocks and nail her
 
2012-09-09 01:40:40 PM

titwrench: Does anyone else have problems with livelinks? I can't click on it or I will have to reboot my phone every time. So how hot is the chick with the gun?


Very.
 
2012-09-09 01:43:09 PM

NewportBarGuy: the biggest redneck here: They gave her a shiatty gun and shells that were often too much for her. And shiatty hearing protection as well.

She's cute as hell, but is getting horrible advice/guidance.

I think this means we need a FARK Shoot Gathering.


Think we can get her to attend?

/kicked off hunting season(s) with a handful of geese and another handful of doves yesterday morning
 
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2012-09-09 01:43:28 PM

capitafun: She can't shoot for shiat. Cute girl but needs some training.


And she always hits low.
 
2012-09-09 01:44:54 PM

NewportBarGuy: the biggest redneck here: They gave her a shiatty gun and shells that were often too much for her. And shiatty hearing protection as well.

She's cute as hell, but is getting horrible advice/guidance.

I think this means we need a FARK Shoot Gathering.


Only if we can invite the folks from the politic threads.
 
2012-09-09 01:49:00 PM

the biggest redneck here: titwrench: Does anyone else have problems with livelinks? I can't click on it or I will have to reboot my phone every time. So how hot is the chick with the gun?

Very.


Damn it. I knew it.
 
2012-09-09 02:31:40 PM

gameshowhost: THAT SAPLING WAS COMIN' RIGHT AT HER!


She's using the "stand your ground" law.

Stuipid sapling was clearly a threat.
 
2012-09-09 02:31:46 PM

titwrench: Very.


An incredible ass, if I may say so myself.
 
2012-09-09 02:51:18 PM

Minimum: gameshowhost: THAT SAPLING WAS COMIN' RIGHT AT HER!

She's using the "stand your ground" law.

Stuipid sapling was clearly a threat.



Call me a liberal here, but I'm going to play devil's advocate and point that the sapling was also standing its ground.
 
2012-09-09 03:00:23 PM
I would never stand that close to a barrel and shoot it. I've played Doom TOO many times for that.
 
2012-09-09 03:02:46 PM

zabbers: firing into freshwater


... with a rock backstop just past the water. Complete dumbass.
 
2012-09-09 03:07:10 PM
Heather Lacroix does it better.

/yeah, she's a butter face.
 
2012-09-09 03:38:48 PM

ltdanman44: what is that like an auto shotgun?


Semi-auto. This is full-auto.
 
2012-09-09 03:42:04 PM
I feel safer knowing we have citizens who can protect us from rampaging iron piglets, menacing jugs of water, and vicious creeks.
 
2012-09-09 03:52:10 PM

ltdanman44: what is that like an auto shotgun?


Kind of.

The Mossberg 930 is gas-operated, meaning the energy of the firing action is used to eject the spent shell and load a new round. Traditional shotguns have to be "racked", which, while making an intimidating sound to the living, does not appear to deter zombies.
 
2012-09-09 04:03:10 PM

Whatthefark: Heather Lacroix does it better.

/yeah, she's a butter face.


Yeah, I bet she's fun all dressed up for a formal engagement and after a few shooters of whiskey, starts punching out women.

That's the genuine article there. Too dumb to vote sensibly, but has her hand on the lever.

I prefer my ladies to study the empty handed arts prior to taking on portable weapons.
 
2012-09-09 04:10:27 PM

Man On A Mission: Any video that starts with, "Hey y'all" and involves guns and redneck girls should get an automatic greenlight on Fark.


Brilliant!
 
2012-09-09 04:15:25 PM

ltdanman44: what is that like an auto shotgun?


Automatic Shotgun

No hot redneck chicks, but plenty of redneck awesomeness. And actual autoshotty. Also NSFW language.
 
2012-09-09 05:00:40 PM
Generally I wouldn't be telling a girl holding a shotgun that a barrel looks like her mom.
 
2012-09-09 05:25:50 PM
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2012-09-09 06:33:52 PM

Funbags: ltdanman44: what is that like an auto shotgun?

Kind of.

The Mossberg 930 is gas-operated, meaning the energy of the firing action is used to eject the spent shell and load a new round. Traditional shotguns have to be "racked", which, while making an intimidating sound to the living, does not appear to deter zombies.


Wow. You really need to stay away from guns until you know WTF you're talking about.
 
2012-09-09 06:57:12 PM
Mossberg shotguns suck period.

the 930 (SPX) suck too.

Poor man's FN SLP.

I have owned two Mossberg 590s. They were dreadful. They are mediocre at best with light field loads but as soon as you step up to 2 3/4" and 3" magnum the guns shake apart.

The safety on top of the back receiver breaks. They just plain suck.The parts and machining are loose and the guns feel too "sloppy" when firing heavy-duty loads.

Mossberg is to shotguns what Taurus is to handguns. Poor third class copies of superior weapons.
 
2012-09-09 07:12:59 PM

craigdamage: Mossberg shotguns suck period.

the 930 (SPX) suck too.

Poor man's FN SLP.

I have owned two Mossberg 590s. They were dreadful. They are mediocre at best with light field loads but as soon as you step up to 2 3/4" and 3" magnum the guns shake apart.

The safety on top of the back receiver breaks. They just plain suck.The parts and machining are loose and the guns feel too "sloppy" when firing heavy-duty loads.

Mossberg is to shotguns what Taurus is to handguns. Poor third class copies of superior weapons.


Well, that sucks. I've been looking seriously at a Taurus 1911.
 
2012-09-09 07:59:25 PM

John Buck 41: craigdamage: Mossberg shotguns suck period.

the 930 (SPX) suck too.

Poor man's FN SLP.

I have owned two Mossberg 590s. They were dreadful. They are mediocre at best with light field loads but as soon as you step up to 2 3/4" and 3" magnum the guns shake apart.

The safety on top of the back receiver breaks. They just plain suck.The parts and machining are loose and the guns feel too "sloppy" when firing heavy-duty loads.

Mossberg is to shotguns what Taurus is to handguns. Poor third class copies of superior weapons.

Well, that sucks. I've been looking seriously at a Taurus 1911.


Now you've done it. 1911 snobs will come out of the woodwork.
 
2012-09-09 08:16:04 PM
id hit it
 
2012-09-09 08:23:15 PM

StoPPeRmobile: John Buck 41: craigdamage: Mossberg shotguns suck period.


Now you've done it. 1911 snobs will come out of the woodwork.


i like my rock island 1911's both in 45 and 9mm. suck on that.
 
2012-09-09 08:24:26 PM

StoPPeRmobile: John Buck 41: craigdamage: Mossberg shotguns suck period.

the 930 (SPX) suck too.

Poor man's FN SLP.

I have owned two Mossberg 590s. They were dreadful. They are mediocre at best with light field loads but as soon as you step up to 2 3/4" and 3" magnum the guns shake apart.

The safety on top of the back receiver breaks. They just plain suck.The parts and machining are loose and the guns feel too "sloppy" when firing heavy-duty loads.

Mossberg is to shotguns what Taurus is to handguns. Poor third class copies of superior weapons.

Well, that sucks. I've been looking seriously at a Taurus 1911.

Now you've done it. 1911 snobs will come out of the woodwork.


Wasn't my intention, believe me.

//love 1911s
///not a snob
////shoot what ya like
 
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