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(Daily Mail)   The 1968 Playboy Bunny manual offers helpful hints for bunnies, such as "Good grooming starts with a daily bath and good deodorant", and to avoid having an unkempt tail   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 62
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2012-09-09 08:14:49 AM  
The Playboy bunny version of Ric Romero is ______________?
 
2012-09-09 10:03:28 AM  
TTIWWP
 
2012-09-09 10:06:28 AM  

baronvoncloudy: TTIWWP


Link (NSFW)
 
2012-09-09 10:11:30 AM  
List of Playboy Bunnies for 1968. Damn those are some fine looking women. Kind of refreshing that they aren't so bony and aren't tattoed.
 
2012-09-09 10:11:47 AM  
Unkempt
 
2012-09-09 10:12:39 AM  
While the majority of the pamphlet could apply to most workplaces, it does have a couple of completely inexplicable pieces of advice.

'Good grooming starts with a daily bath and good deodorant,' it says. 'Regular use of body lotion will keep your skin soft and pretty.'

And in a section entitled 'Helpful Hints', the manual tells Bunnies: 'Try rolling your feet over an empty Coke bottle.'


How are these "inexplicable"? Playboy was selling image. They wanted their Bunnies to take care of their personal hygiene. And rolling your feet over an empty Coke bottle sounds like a great foot massage, especially if they've had to stand (or dance) in heels all night.
 
2012-09-09 10:14:06 AM  
Grandmother, what a furry bush you have.
 
2012-09-09 10:19:00 AM  
and shave those underarms, hippy
 
2012-09-09 10:22:07 AM  

skinink: List of Playboy Bunnies for 1968. Damn those are some fine looking women. Kind of refreshing that they aren't so bony and aren't tattoed.


Cynthia Myers. Yes!
 
2012-09-09 10:22:43 AM  
I was 17, I think it was December (could have been January) PM of the month Liv Lindeman (name, sp?). First PM that I could j___k__f to successfully as many times as I wanted to until said offed member was just too pained to continue. Nothing else like it in the world.
 
2012-09-09 10:31:33 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
Step one of good grooming: Fake eyelashes.
Use as many as possible to accentuate your upper lid,
lower lid, cleavage, under-breast area, elbow, and crotch.
 
2012-09-09 10:33:06 AM  
Remember "Shower to Shower" ? Americans didn't always showed 1+ times every day.
 
2012-09-09 10:34:11 AM  
I'm amused that 1 week of vacation the year you start working there is considered poor. Most places I've worked don't give you any vacation the first year you work there, and even after that, it's a battle a times. Hell, I'm just now getting a vacation after three.

/Maybe I should have just tried signing up for being a bunny.
 
2012-09-09 10:34:50 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
Step two of good grooming: Sunglasses.
If you've had a recent concussion on the slopes
(or possibly too much cocaine), sunglasses can
hide that unattractive tell-tale blown pupil.
 
2012-09-09 10:36:23 AM  

Rindred: skinink: List of Playboy Bunnies for 1968. Damn those are some fine looking women. Kind of refreshing that they aren't so bony and aren't tattoed.

Cynthia Myers. Yes!


Here's nine pics of Myers. She looks quite talented.
 
2012-09-09 10:38:28 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
Remember that drinks are for customers! No sipping the last
dregs from an unattended glass! Plus, you don't want all those
calories: nose candy is dandy, 'cause liquor makes you thicker!
 
2012-09-09 10:44:12 AM  
70's bush is all I'm saying...
 
2012-09-09 10:46:00 AM  
Research (painful reminder of my age) suggests it was January 1971 (which meant my mother put it in my xmas stocking in December 1970). Oh, the ravages of age.
 
2012-09-09 10:48:25 AM  
This is totally not a bookmark for when the wife is not in the room...
 
2012-09-09 10:53:22 AM  

Jarylan: I'm amused that 1 week of vacation the year you start working there is considered poor. Most places I've worked don't give you any vacation the first year you work there, and even after that, it's a battle a times. Hell, I'm just now getting a vacation after three.

/Maybe I should have just tried signing up for being a bunny.


Tell me about it. I feel like they just want you to take a day off every once in a while. I'm on the last day of my 1 week vacation after 7 years. It was a battle and I hope I have a job when I go back tomorrow. I love my job, just wish I wasn't on call on weekends.
 
2012-09-09 11:00:23 AM  
So bascially this peak inside the weird world of the Playboy Bunny tells us that they recommended their employees keep their uniforms neat and not stink? Fascinating!
 
2012-09-09 11:01:04 AM  
I do miss tan lines
 
2012-09-09 11:03:04 AM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: baronvoncloudy: TTIWWP

Link (NSFW)


Oh great, now other people are going to bookmark this thread.
 
2012-09-09 11:04:30 AM  
Daily baths and deodorant?

So...no Occupy Wall Streeters, then?
 
2012-09-09 11:08:07 AM  
bradster.ws
Please do not murder the customers.
 
2012-09-09 11:12:17 AM  

Jarylan: I'm amused that 1 week of vacation the year you start working there is considered poor. Most places I've worked don't give you any vacation the first year you work there, and even after that, it's a battle a times. Hell, I'm just now getting a vacation after three.

/Maybe I should have just tried signing up for being a bunny.


Maybe you should have lived in a time when American workers still got respect hard-won after being shut out, beaten, shot and killed in workplace accidents. But FDR was a no-count Commonist, so we had to do away with that. Now we are back in serf times, and headed for labor-union-in-Latin America times, where 'disgruntled' organizers disappear into the Night And Fog.
 
2012-09-09 11:14:11 AM  

Supercheeks: 70's bush is all I'm saying...


As CCR aptly put it, Better Run Through The Jungle.
 
2012-09-09 11:15:19 AM  
 
2012-09-09 11:15:37 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk pzrservices.typepad.com 

If any of the customers try to mess with you and your drogues, there's no need for any of that chepooka. A quick tolchock across the Gulliver should be enough to teach him the error of his ways. If the dirty old Veck cannot mind his manners, the Bunny Mother will make sure to take him out back for a little of the old ultra violence.
 
2012-09-09 11:26:08 AM  
 
2012-09-09 11:32:06 AM  
"avoid having an unkempt tail" means (submits this to the Redd Foxx translator):

"You Gotta Wash Your ASS"

i98.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-09 11:34:03 AM  
Wife developed a skin condition to where she couldn't shave "down there" for awhile. As long as things are cleaned as needed I have adjusted. Considering what she does for me, I count myself lucky in trade off ;). I don't know if I could handle 60's or 70's bush tho.....
 
2012-09-09 11:40:45 AM  

TV's Vinnie: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x600] [pzrservices.typepad.com image 350x446] 

If any of the customers try to mess with you and your drogues, there's no need for any of that chepooka. A quick tolchock across the Gulliver should be enough to teach him the error of his ways. If the dirty old Veck cannot mind his manners, the Bunny Mother will make sure to take him out back for a little of the old ultra violence.



Nadsat Translation: The young devotchkas are guarded by a filthy old simka,.
 
2012-09-09 11:49:15 AM  
 
2012-09-09 11:51:56 AM  

MartinD-35: I was 17, I think it was December (could have been January) PM of the month Liv Lindeman (name, sp?). First PM that I could j___k__f to successfully as many times as I wanted to until said offed member was just too pained to continue. Nothing else like it in the world.


Here she is (Liv Lindeland) at boobpedia, which how the hell am I just finding out about this site. In any event, I see where you're coming from. Um, poor choice of words. I mean, I understand why you wished to masturbate to this woman's picture.

Enjoy your teenage flashback, but remember: these days, if it lasts more than four hours, call your doctor.
 
2012-09-09 11:52:28 AM  

Count_0: Miss March 1968 did it for me......What a woman.

 

www.wicasta.com
 
2012-09-09 11:53:02 AM  
I was traveling for work when I was about 24 or so on a long contract. A bunch of us when out for dinner one night around a big table with some of the local workers for dinner. I sat next to an older brunette friend of a coworker and chatted away with her thinking nothing about it for a few hours.

Got to work the next day to find out that I had just chatted a former playboy bunny for those few hours. Apparently I very much amused my coworkers as I was absolutely clueless she was a former miss January or something from 15 years before.

/This was before the cougar craze that we have today, nothing happened.
// I still seem to attract a little bit older woman
 
2012-09-09 12:13:52 PM  

TV's Vinnie: Count_0: Miss March 1968 did it for me......What a woman. 

[www.wicasta.com image 400x604]


Ewwwwwwww. Not even close.
 
2012-09-09 12:25:31 PM  

onyxruby: Got to work the next day to find out that I had just chatted a former playboy bunny for those few hours...she was a former miss January or something


1) "When referring to Bunnies and their environment use capitalization since the terms are proper nouns. Thus: Playboy Bunny"

2) "Bunnies are distinct from Playmates who in turn are different from Playboy models."

Link

themoreyouknow.jpg
 
2012-09-09 12:35:04 PM  

Ronnie_Zman: Unkempt


FTFA:

Employees are warned to avoid 'bunny ears not worn in center of head', 'bikini panties showing or not worn' and 'unkept tail'.

subby was right in the first place.
 
2012-09-09 12:35:05 PM  
Apparently.

Got to work the next day to find out that I had just chatted a former Playmate for those few hours...she was a former miss January or something
 
2012-09-09 12:36:38 PM  

Count_0: Miss March 1968 did it for me......What a woman.


Were bras different back then? I mean, so many of the '60s/'70s playmates have torpedo boobs. I know that it's not just because they weren't enhanced, as I've seen my fair share of natural.
 
2012-09-09 12:49:17 PM  
bartsblackboard.com
 
2012-09-09 12:49:43 PM  

EZ1923: Count_0: Miss March 1968 did it for me......What a woman.

Were bras different back then? I mean, so many of the '60s/'70s playmates have torpedo boobs. I know that it's not just because they weren't enhanced, as I've seen my fair share of natural.


Yeah, bras back in the 50s and 60s were constructed to give women the torpedo shape.

Although looking at old pictures, boobs do have a different look to them than they do now.
 
2012-09-09 12:50:25 PM  

onyxruby: Got to work the next day to find out that I had just chatted a former Playmate for those few hours...she was a former miss January or something


Not as if I hadn't just read some of that minutes before since it was linked FTA and Playboy is of interest to me...

;-)
 
2012-09-09 01:16:44 PM  

Choo-Choo Bear: onyxruby: Got to work the next day to find out that I had just chatted a former Playmate for those few hours...she was a former miss January or something

Not as if I hadn't just read some of that minutes before since it was linked FTA and Playboy is of interest to me...

;-)


What can I say, I stand corrected. These technicalities are important you know...
 
2012-09-09 02:25:26 PM  

skinink: List of Playboy Bunnies for 1968. Damn those are some fine looking women. Kind of refreshing that they aren't so bony and aren't tattoed.


Or completely shaved.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-09 02:34:34 PM  
(csb)

My parents took me to one of the Playboy resorts during that time in the 70's/80's when Hef was trying to sort-of take the Playboy empire more mainstream. It had pretty much everything a 16-year-old boy could want, but with a healthy helping of everything a 16-year-old boy could want and not have.

Between the bunnies and the arcade and the bunnies and the golf and the bunnies and the food and the bunnies, the weekend was pretty much a bunch of mother-of-god experiences strung back to back. Or front to front.

Anyway, if you've got a teenage son, don't deliberately put him within slobbering distance of the most magnificent mammalian protruberances he has ever seen while knowing full well he's not getting any of that.

(/csb)
 
2012-09-09 02:35:15 PM  

Jarylan: I'm amused that 1 week of vacation the year you start working there is considered poor. Most places I've worked don't give you any vacation the first year you work there, and even after that, it's a battle a times. Hell, I'm just now getting a vacation after three.

/Maybe I should have just tried signing up for being a bunny.


But don't support any politician or party that supports Unions, because they've historically been totally useless in improving the lot of workers.

Yuppers. Commies.
 
2012-09-09 02:37:38 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Although looking at old pictures, boobs do have a different look to them than they do that were selected for photography were selected for a different look than now.


FTFY
 
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