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2012-09-09 09:53:58 AM
19 votes:
i46.tinypic.com
2012-09-09 10:15:44 AM
12 votes:

MartinD-35: TV's Vinnie: [i46.tinypic.com image 474x637]

You are the second person today who has gotten both a smart and funny vote for me. It's too much work to try and copy your pictures, but that is just farking priceless. You'd own me a new keyboard but I have tremendous self control.


Glad you like. Here's another one, just for you.

i46.tinypic.com
2012-09-09 10:07:10 AM
12 votes:
www.toledoblade.com

distilleryimage9.instagram.com

cdn.uproxx.com

ww1.hdnux.com

ww1.hdnux.com

24.media.tumblr.com

25.media.tumblr.com

vicepresidents.com

1.bp.blogspot.com

cdn.breitbart.com

cdn.uproxx.com

Just call me the Ice Cream Man mothafarka
2012-09-09 01:18:36 PM
8 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-09-09 09:55:08 AM
8 votes:

Doctor Funkenstein: [i595.photobucket.com image 380x264]

This picture is awesome. I love this guy.


Does anyone have a picture of him where he isn't eating ice cream?
2012-09-09 09:57:12 AM
7 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-09-09 07:13:28 PM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-09-09 04:39:37 PM
3 votes:
i6.photobucket.com

i6.photobucket.com

i6.photobucket.com
2012-09-09 04:14:53 PM
3 votes:
i470.photobucket.com

I think we have a winning combo.
2012-09-09 04:11:12 PM
3 votes:

The Bestest: [factreal.files.wordpress.com image 400x296]
You. Tonight.


Why is Biden always holding two ice cream cones? I want to believe that he's thoughtfully holding one for someone else, but deep in my heart I know he got both for himself.
2012-09-09 11:02:57 AM
3 votes:
i595.photobucket.com
"I scream."

i595.photobucket.com
"You scream"

i595.photobucket.com
"We all scream for ice cream!"
2012-09-09 10:46:34 AM
3 votes:
Geez, look at all the Biden ice cream pictures.

I feel like the next logical step is for a cheesy tabloid to publish photos of him balls deep in a hot fudge Sunday behind the sonic.
2012-09-09 10:39:51 AM
3 votes:
You're all wrong:
Obama = Picard
Biden = Kirk
Romney = the Grand Nagus
Ryan = Archer
2012-09-09 10:34:00 AM
3 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

Joe is having naughty thoughts about that cone.
2012-09-09 10:28:12 AM
3 votes:

mrshowrules: Doctor Funkenstein: [i595.photobucket.com image 380x264]

This picture is awesome. I love this guy.

Does anyone have a picture of him where he isn't eating ice cream?


If you were the vice president of the United States why wouldn't you be always eating ice cream?
2012-09-09 09:34:59 AM
3 votes:
i48.tinypic.com


HAHAHAHAHA, you watched the RNC too?
2012-09-09 06:40:15 PM
2 votes:
Biden is awesome! Eats ice creams, makes passes at biker's broads (right in front of the biker's face, no less!), and isn't afraid of anything.

i.huffpost.com
2012-09-09 01:34:21 PM
2 votes:
o.onionstatic.com
2012-09-09 12:12:09 PM
2 votes:

Rev. Skarekroe: myc: who's the hottie to the right (to Joe's left)?

Looks like Meghan McCain. Her dad must be pissed.


The girl can't help it. No woman can resist Smokin' Joe when he's rocking the sunglasses in full badass mode.

atomicbomb.typepad.com
2012-09-09 12:01:34 PM
2 votes:
factreal.files.wordpress.com
You. Tonight.
2012-09-09 11:17:32 AM
2 votes:

Animatronik: coeyagi: Animatronik: TalenLee: Seriously, where the fark did Joe Biden come from? He's like some sort of megabot of awesome qualifications. If you told me there was a politician with just one of his major traits I'd go 'he sounds like a cool guy.' Then you pile them all together and you have this grandfatherly figure who's suffered amazing personal tragedy, worked his ass off, rode the train to work with a lunch pail, is the father to a soldier, and who also speaks really well in public with this wonderfully genuine ability to slip up. Even when he makes mistakes, it's this really reasonable, relatable kind of mistake. It's not like Romney not being able to identify a donut, it's a sort of 'Oh shiat, I can imagine farking up like that.'

5/10

He used to sound halfway reasonable as a voice of compromise, now he just sounds like a dumbass with lots of gaffes 24/7.

"Put y'all back in chains"
Really???
REALLY?

This guy is a liability because he's listening to the Democrats' backroom strategy and the showing the world its ugliness
with his stupid gaffes.

0/10. Doesn't your party have mandatory sunday school right now? (oh, you don't like generalizations? according to your last post, that's news to me)

I think it's hilarious that you guys are going on about how great this guy is. It just shows that you don't give a shiat about whos running things as long as its your team.

Biden has been nothing but a liability for Obama. He is a figure of fun, routinely ridiculed on late night talk shows. Every other word out of his is something silly or a crude mistake that doesnt even need to be fact checked.


and hes a heartbeat from the presidency.


I, for one, have thoroughly enjoyed having the VP be a lovable goof whil the Pres sits back and runs the show.

It's a refreshing switch from the way it was from '01-'09
2012-09-09 10:41:41 AM
2 votes:
images.nymag.com 

The man loves him some DQ, NTTAWWT.
myc
2012-09-09 10:21:31 AM
2 votes:

Mrtraveler01: myc: [vicepresidents.com image 610x406]

who's the hottie to the right (to Joe's left)?

/would hit it like a gallon of Hagen Daaz

I just love the way he looks in that pic.

I've never seen someone look so badass while buying ice cream in a grocery store before.


I just love the way the blonde is looking at Joe. "I'd like to Ben your Jerry, if you know what I mean."
2012-09-09 10:18:13 AM
2 votes:

myc: [vicepresidents.com image 610x406]

who's the hottie to the right (to Joe's left)?

/would hit it like a gallon of Hagen Daaz


I just love the way he looks in that pic.

I've never seen someone look so badass while buying ice cream in a grocery store before.
2012-09-09 10:13:28 AM
2 votes:

Headso: Just call me the Ice Cream Man mothafarka


Brilliant!
2012-09-09 09:56:34 AM
2 votes:

TalenLee: Seriously, where the fark did Joe Biden come from? He's like some sort of megabot of awesome qualifications. If you told me there was a politician with just one of his major traits I'd go 'he sounds like a cool guy.' Then you pile them all together and you have this grandfatherly figure who's suffered amazing personal tragedy, worked his ass off, rode the train to work with a lunch pail, is the father to a soldier, and who also speaks really well in public with this wonderfully genuine ability to slip up. Even when he makes mistakes, it's this really reasonable, relatable kind of mistake. It's not like Romney not being able to identify a donut, it's a sort of 'Oh shiat, I can imagine farking up like that.'


THIS. Joe Biden is the new Chuck Norris of awesomeness (to a wider audience that is; I always knew Chuck Norris was 15 gallons of douche and his recent video proves it: take your 1000 years of darkness and shove it up your ass, you prick).
2012-09-09 08:34:36 AM
2 votes:
i595.photobucket.com

This picture is awesome. I love this guy.
2012-09-09 07:50:30 AM
2 votes:
Custom plates: IEATZ28
MFK
2012-09-10 08:00:57 AM
1 votes:

Hilarity_N_Sues: To the GOP: Underestimate Biden at your peril. When he is on point he's like a laser scalpel, and he will eviscerate you with it. Ryan has no chance in the debate against a focused Biden who's been doing this political thing literally since Ryan was in diapers.


This ^^^

Also, this time around you won't have the press hamstringing him from the outset with all the breathless speculation of "Will he hit that retarded girl?"
2012-09-09 10:51:34 PM
1 votes:

KarmicDisaster: TalenLee: Seriously, where the fark did Joe Biden come from? He's like some sort of megabot of awesome qualifications. If you told me there was a politician with just one of his major traits I'd go 'he sounds like a cool guy.' Then you pile them all together and you have this grandfatherly figure who's suffered amazing personal tragedy, worked his ass off, rode the train to work with a lunch pail, is the father to a soldier, and who also speaks really well in public with this wonderfully genuine ability to slip up. Even when he makes mistakes, it's this really reasonable, relatable kind of mistake. It's not like Romney not being able to identify a donut, it's a sort of 'Oh shiat, I can imagine farking up like that.'

OK, I had to google that bit about the donut, but yup, you are right, he does not know what it is.

donut


I think that's a little harsh. Of course he knows what it is - he did pretend to be a cop, after all.
2012-09-09 10:07:36 PM
1 votes:

PonceAlyosha: antron: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway

Biden says life is better now than it was four years ago but nothing will touch the summer of 87.

It's goddamn gold.


o.onionstatic.com
2012-09-09 09:37:14 PM
1 votes:

TV's Vinnie: Biden is awesome a cool guy! Eats ice creams, makes passes at biker's broads (right in front of the biker's face, no less!), and isn't doesn't afraid of anything!


FTFY
2012-09-09 07:52:38 PM
1 votes:

Tusz: Obama = Picard
Biden = Dr. McCoy
Romney = Gul Dukat
Ryan = Neelix

/Clinton is Kirk


Please don't insult Neelix like that. I love his character. I don't want to think of Paul Ryan when I watch my Voyager box set.
2012-09-09 07:38:48 PM
1 votes:
Obama = Picard
Biden = Dr. McCoy
Romney = Gul Dukat
Ryan = Neelix

/Clinton is Kirk
2012-09-09 06:09:59 PM
1 votes:
2012-09-09 03:54:37 PM
1 votes:
Oh, and...

i49.tinypic.com
2012-09-09 03:01:18 PM
1 votes:

Urbn: Biden is hands down my favorite VP ever. I will be sad not to have him in the White House come 2016 but look forward to another 4 years of awesome Onion articles, ice cream photo ops, and funny, off the cuff remarks. Go Joe!!


THIS!

/Plus I really wanna get a pair of those aviator shades now.

What's the article about though?

*click*

The "Romney Ryan plan would make Medicare go broke sooner" claim?

The non-partisan factcheck.org found that to be an exaggeration; while repeal of ACA would mean the earlier exhaustion of the part of Medicare that covers hospitals, the fund would still collect payroll taxes to cover the vast majority of hospital bills.

Oh, FFS. So yes, the plan that Ryan and Romney have both described as "protecting and preserving" Medicare would "exhaust" funds for Medicare "earlier" but because money would still be rolling in via payroll taxes it wouldn't technically "go broke"?

It's "End Medicare as we know it" all over again, isn't it?

Yeesh.

Meh, the important takeaways from this article are A) Biden rawks B) Ice Cream is delicious and C) The GOP work in lies, half truths, distortions and sins of omission the way painters work in oil and watercolor.

It is their medium.

/And it's rarely well done. 
2012-09-09 01:28:50 PM
1 votes:
Link

Fast forward to around 8:20. Stuff like that is why i adore Uncle Joe.
2012-09-09 12:03:53 PM
1 votes:

Gepetto: Mitt Romney's Campaign on Mitt Romney: "We're not going to let our campaign be dictated by fact-checkers" Gun to my head? I would totally do Stephen Colbert!

2012-09-09 11:54:23 AM
1 votes:

MyRandomName: thenewmissus: Isn't it awesome that the Dems can make that type of challenge. Republicans know that they can't even begin to make that statement. Republicans, or at least Independents should really take notice that only one party is daring enough to tell the press to fact check them and that the other is stating, :"We won't let our campaign be determined by fact checkers." It is a very telling sign.

You should check the fact checkers who already fact checked the DNC convention before making such bold statements. But no, since Biden dared them to, it must mean he had no exaggerations or lies in his speech....

Fark Libs really are off the rails in their adoration despite facts.


If this were actually true, you would've linked to these fact checks in your post. Since you didn't, I'll do it for you:

This Week and Politifact Fact Check Joe Biden
2012-09-09 11:49:21 AM
1 votes:

Urbn: Biden is hands down my favorite VP ever. I will be sad not to have him in the White House come 2016 but look forward to another 4 years of awesome Onion articles, ice cream photo ops, and funny, off the cuff remarks. Go Joe!!


Yeah, compared to the one who is so insecure that he had to lie about what time he got when he ran a marathon, it's an easy pick of which one is more enjoyable to be around.
2012-09-09 11:44:01 AM
1 votes:
Biden is hands down my favorite VP ever. I will be sad not to have him in the White House come 2016 but look forward to another 4 years of awesome Onion articles, ice cream photo ops, and funny, off the cuff remarks. Go Joe!!
2012-09-09 11:31:20 AM
1 votes:
images.uulyrics.com


Can't wait for Uncle Joe to school Eddy Munster in the debate.

/'Merica Fark Yea
2012-09-09 11:23:09 AM
1 votes:

MyRandomName: thenewmissus: Isn't it awesome that the Dems can make that type of challenge. Republicans know that they can't even begin to make that statement. Republicans, or at least Independents should really take notice that only one party is daring enough to tell the press to fact check them and that the other is stating, :"We won't let our campaign be determined by fact checkers." It is a very telling sign.

You should check the fact checkers who already fact checked the DNC convention before making such bold statements. But no, since Biden dared them to, it must mean he had no exaggerations or lies in his speech....

Fark Libs really are off the rails in their adoration despite facts.


Umm......no. I will make this short since I am on my way to church. I don't pretend to believe that no democrats lie and all republicans lie. I meant exactly what I said. The lies of the left pale in comparison to the lies on the right. No matter which side you are on, you have to admit that there are more "mistatements" or "He misspoke" coming from the right than the left.

I am going to church to pray specifically FOR YOU.
2012-09-09 11:22:32 AM
1 votes:

Mrtraveler01: Wonder if Biden has had Grater's before?

[www.roadfood.com image 640x480]

/One of the best ice cream experiences in his book


If you're ever in Madison you need to try Babcock Hall Ice Cream. It's made right at the UW dairy science building.

/Apparently this is now an ice cream thread.
2012-09-09 11:19:28 AM
1 votes:
That is one ice cream loving motherfarker.
2012-09-09 10:50:47 AM
1 votes:

Devoid: Archer, as in Sterling? That gives Ryan way too much credit. He could be Zapp, but that's as far as I'm willing to go.


No, as in Captain Archer, on "Enterprise". Really, Ryan is more like the theme music to "Enterprise".
2012-09-09 10:45:03 AM
1 votes:

TV's Vinnie: MartinD-35: TV's Vinnie: [i46.tinypic.com image 474x637]

You are the second person today who has gotten both a smart and funny vote for me. It's too much work to try and copy your pictures, but that is just farking priceless. You'd own me a new keyboard but I have tremendous self control.

Glad you like. Here's another one, just for you.


Ryan killed Tasha Yarr? That bastard!
2012-09-09 10:20:31 AM
1 votes:

Animatronik: coeyagi: Animatronik: TalenLee: Seriously, where the fark did Joe Biden come from? He's like some sort of megabot of awesome qualifications. If you told me there was a politician with just one of his major traits I'd go 'he sounds like a cool guy.' Then you pile them all together and you have this grandfatherly figure who's suffered amazing personal tragedy, worked his ass off, rode the train to work with a lunch pail, is the father to a soldier, and who also speaks really well in public with this wonderfully genuine ability to slip up. Even when he makes mistakes, it's this really reasonable, relatable kind of mistake. It's not like Romney not being able to identify a donut, it's a sort of 'Oh shiat, I can imagine farking up like that.'

5/10

He used to sound halfway reasonable as a voice of compromise, now he just sounds like a dumbass with lots of gaffes 24/7.

"Put y'all back in chains"
Really???
REALLY?

This guy is a liability because he's listening to the Democrats' backroom strategy and the showing the world its ugliness
with his stupid gaffes.

0/10. Doesn't your party have mandatory sunday school right now? (oh, you don't like generalizations? according to your last post, that's news to me)

I think it's hilarious that you guys are going on about how great this guy is. It just shows that you don't give a shiat about whos running things as long as its your team.

Biden has been nothing but a liability for Obama. He is a figure of fun, routinely ridiculed on late night talk shows. Every other word out of his is something silly or a crude mistake that doesnt even need to be fact checked.


and hes a heartbeat from the presidency.


Pretty obvious right wing troll. Enjoy your belief n a 6,000 year old world pal.
2012-09-09 10:14:12 AM
1 votes:

Animatronik: 5/10


Sir, I see your tired trolling accusation and raise you a Why do your handlers let you near the keys unattended/10. Since Joe's been gaffeing 24/7, that means in this past week you should be able to provide for me 168 examples in the past week. SInce you're not being literal, of course, we'll tighten that down to a much more reasonable one. You have nothing to say here, nothing worth hearing, and know that as you pass into the great darkness that lies beyond this vale, the whole world will be no richer for your presence. Thank whatever deities in which you believe for the helplessness and pointlessness of all human endeavour, for without the eventual equalising aspect of oblivion, you might one day have to look back on your work in this thread and admit to yourself, "oh, shiat, I actually said that as if I thought I had a point..."
2012-09-09 10:04:12 AM
1 votes:

Animatronik: TalenLee: Seriously, where the fark did Joe Biden come from? He's like some sort of megabot of awesome qualifications. If you told me there was a politician with just one of his major traits I'd go 'he sounds like a cool guy.' Then you pile them all together and you have this grandfatherly figure who's suffered amazing personal tragedy, worked his ass off, rode the train to work with a lunch pail, is the father to a soldier, and who also speaks really well in public with this wonderfully genuine ability to slip up. Even when he makes mistakes, it's this really reasonable, relatable kind of mistake. It's not like Romney not being able to identify a donut, it's a sort of 'Oh shiat, I can imagine farking up like that.'

5/10

He used to sound halfway reasonable as a voice of compromise, now he just sounds like a dumbass with lots of gaffes 24/7.

"Put y'all back in chains"
Really???
REALLY?

This guy is a liability because he's listening to the Democrats' backroom strategy and the showing the world its ugliness
with his stupid gaffes.


0/10. Doesn't your party have mandatory sunday school right now? (oh, you don't like generalizations? according to your last post, that's news to me)
2012-09-09 09:58:53 AM
1 votes:
Isn't it awesome that the Dems can make that type of challenge. Republicans know that they can't even begin to make that statement. Republicans, or at least Independents should really take notice that only one party is daring enough to tell the press to fact check them and that the other is stating, :"We won't let our campaign be determined by fact checkers." It is a very telling sign.
2012-09-09 09:53:53 AM
1 votes:
Seriously, where the fark did Joe Biden come from? He's like some sort of megabot of awesome qualifications. If you told me there was a politician with just one of his major traits I'd go 'he sounds like a cool guy.' Then you pile them all together and you have this grandfatherly figure who's suffered amazing personal tragedy, worked his ass off, rode the train to work with a lunch pail, is the father to a soldier, and who also speaks really well in public with this wonderfully genuine ability to slip up. Even when he makes mistakes, it's this really reasonable, relatable kind of mistake. It's not like Romney not being able to identify a donut, it's a sort of 'Oh shiat, I can imagine farking up like that.'
 
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